I wish people wouldn't do that! I wish that they'd just come out and say it rather than playing with words, using hidden innuendo or talking using alternative meanings for things. Why the hell don't people just say 'You can't go yet I haven't fucked you!'? Always this bullshit about wanting to 'get to know me'; well I suppose it's half true. They do want to get to know me, well my body that is. Honestly, it's like they can't just plainly ask for sex. Yet they go to brothels and whorehouses, places that everyone knows about and exactly what happens there. And they don't raise an eyebrow when it comes to paying for it. But just to walk up to someone and ask is hardly ever heard of. I suppose its because there's a chance of flat out rejection. Whereas if you mess around with all the 'getting to know them' crap, you can try hard and seduce them.

So she wished to have me, and under most circumstances I would have ran a mile but I decided not to. She could have my body but it was going to be on my terms and I was going to be in charge. So I gave her a grin of pure wickedness and replied plainly "Alright then." I walked straight up to her and kissed her forcefully on the lips, thrusting my hands into her hair, clutching her head I pulling her further into the kiss. She didn't seem to mind and moaned into my mouth. The moan was what I was waiting for as I slipped my tongue into her willing mouth, deepening the kiss even more.

I finally pulled away from that bruising kiss and she moved to go past me. I grabbed her arm firmly and enquired, cocking my eyebrow "Where do you think you're going?" She looked at me, for the first time there was a hint of fear in her eyes, though it only lasted a minute or so. "We shall go to my bed chamber before we continue this". I laughed and shook my head, a smirk still stretched across my face. "No, we will do this here and now!" With my other arm I swept the coverings of the desk off on the floor, careful not to cover myself with hot wax from the candles on the desk, though they were extinguished as they hit the floor. This made the gloom of the room grow in size thought it didn't bother me as I could still see perfectly clearly without them.

Still grinning, I picked her up and dumped her rather unceremoniously on to the polished top of the desk. She lay back in the centre of it and I climbed up so that I was straddling her. Once again I kissed her hard, not caring if she wanted me to or not. I was not going to yield to her whims that day, thought the fact that I was going to have sex with her was kind of yielding to her. But I couldn't stop what I had started. And it would be the easiest way to get out of here. I'd shag her so hard that she wouldn't be able to do anything, and then I'd walk out of there and only ever go back if I dearly needed to.

Though all the noise of the things on the desk being practically thrown the floor by me brought forth yet another on Deollyn's dumb lackeys. He burst into the room sword drawn to see what was going on. No doubt the man she'd sent out before had informed him that I was in there with her and that I might try to hurt her. So he'd been put on guard and obviously, at the first hint of trouble, come crashing into the room and kill me. HA! Like that would ever happen. Though he audibly gasped at the sight her saw before him. His boss lying sprawled on her desk with the elf that had slaughtered quite a few of the people inside that house on top of her. Though in retrospect, I know quite a few people who wouldn't mind being in that situation, or even walking into a room to find that exact same scene played out before them.

But he was quickly brought back to his senses with a bump, well actually an extremely loud scream. For Deollyn, yet again screamed. She screeched at him to 'get his worthless far arse out of her fucking office now'. While I didn't approve of her methods of orders as each time she screamed I was always within close proximity to her and she just about deafened me, they were no less than perfectly effective. As the man made for the door as if his very life depended on getting to that door as quickly as he could. And in a way it did as I think Deollyn would have gone ape-shit if he hadn't. Though he would have some time as she would have had to climb out from underneath me.

"Now, where were we?" She said with a coy smile. She reached up to kiss me again by I pulled away from her. I began to undo her clothes, I wanted out of there. Also she wanted to kiss me again and this wasn't about her. It was never ever about her. I just used her and made her think it was all about her. And she fell for it every single time. She seemed a little disappointed at the fact I wouldn't kiss her, yet she didn't complain or protest as I began to undress her. People are just like cats. You stroke them the right way and they're purr contentedly and arch their backs for more, stop and they'll still want more and pester you until you do or take the huff and stalk away.

But I did her there and then on her desk. It was quite quick and thoroughly unpleasing for me, for mortals have very little endurance or stamina when it comes to sex, unlike elves as we can take many hours to complete our lovemaking. Plus it's easy to get them to come, though they think only about their own pleasure and care very little for that of their partners. So I stripped her naked but didn't bother completely undressing myself. A few well-aimed thrusts and she was, once again screaming (and again I was almost deafened. I think that should be a lesson to myself 'never shag a mortal in a small room'). At that time I had to admire her as a leader and there was a lot of noise coming from than office (all from her) and it did sounds like I was mutilating her in a slow, extremely painful and pretty hideous way, yet no one entered that room to see what was happening or try and save her and kill me.

So I shagged her stupid, fucked her blind and didn't hang around long after that. Just long enough to get my knife from the man's neck, as I was hardly going to leave it there for them, plus my quiver would have felt very lop- sided without both of my knives, and to ask Deollyn where the nearest bathroom could be found as I was still filthy and I had to get clean so or I think I might have screamed myself. Though the latter did take a little longer than expected, as she was rather sleepy and incoherent. But I did manage to finally get the location of the bath in the house. It was next to her bedchamber.

So I went straight to the bathroom and cleaned myself up and then I was out of that house as quick as my legs could carry me. That house may have held my future but I planned on spending my time anywhere but there. I was headed for Gondor that was were my target was housed. So all I had to do was go there, shuffle him loose the mortal coil and go on my merry way to pick up my pay and anything else that would come from the success of my hit. This was possibly the easiest hit I'd ever done in my life. I'd been to Gondor, or more precisely Osgilath many times before. It was the place I always seem to end up when I go wondering in the mortal realm. I have no idea why how I always end up there, but I do. So very little planning was needed and entry to the city and my target would be a piece of cake. Which it was, quickest and simplest pile of cash I've ever made in my life.
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A/N: There..just a hint of lemon for you for all your marvellous patience. I know it's not very descriptive coz I'm saving it for the slash chapter(s) (I'm not sure how many there's going to be) which will hopefully be extra long for all the patience of my lovely readers (well if you're reading it for the slash.. if not, too bad as I'm going to try and write a very descriptive slash). I am getting closer to writing in Aragorn and Elrond and as I get closer to writing them I get closer to writing slash. But evil scum work has to be done and sleep so work is progressing slowly. Also as this is a first time slash writing I'm having to bone up (no pun intended you sick minded people) on slash so I have to read lots and lots of slash fics, which is just terrible!!!!... ok, so maybe it's not a terrible thing. I like it, it's fun and a good way to just chill out after and hard and mind numbingly boring day at uni. *Sighs* ALL RIGHT.. admit it then. Hi, my name's Nikki and I am a slash addict. *clears her throat* Anyhoo.enjoy peeps

B/N: (beta's notes) [Welcome to slash addicts anonymous Nikki, at this table here we have pervy elf fanciers, behind them pervy hobbit fanciers (indistinguishable back-up hobbit fanciers are seated at that end *gestures*, the empty seat there is mine) over that side of the room you will find "slash-from-other-realms" among which you will find the "Harry Potter" table, though it is sometimes more rightly known as the Harry/Draco table, you can note that there is also a seat with my name on it there. I will take this time to welcome you to the group and remind you that this is slash addicts anonymous where we meet to SHARE slash, if you want to sort out your *cough cough "problem" cough cough* you'd be better off in the slash-addicts-in-denial anonymous group, thats 3 doors down the corridor on your left.... -Drae xx]