Lord Of the Rings: In Preschool!
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Thanks to everyone who reviewed! Wow! 15! Thanks to chickincharge,kekelina,loralay, Athena Diagon Cat, sabra, charity, foxshadow, voldie on varsity track, orlandobloomsnaughtyhottie18, the brite one, shadow the tiger, spiritless angel, lalalalalala, gabrielle pan, & legosgrl! You all get the whole damn cookie factory :D whee! R&R everyone & I'll give you um... LOTR gift boxes! W/ toothbrushes, pjs, hoodies, and ect. of your fave characters! yay! On with CHAPTER 2.
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After Gandalf punished Merry, Pippin, Eowyn, and Legolas into the 'corner of doom' everyone was not as rowdy. Frodo just explained what 'karma' was. "That's neat. I'm hungry." Sam replied, eyeing a play doh cookie. Frodo noticed this. "If you eat that, you'll get sick." he replied.
Aragorn, Arwen, and Gollum were still playing house. "Ok, now that everything's ok again, except my new shoes being ruined, we can play!" Arwen cheered. "Yesss buts, when do we'ssss get to play with G.I Joe?" asked Gollum. As a preschooler, Gollum was obsessed with G.I Joe!
"That's boring!" Arwen replied, then turned to Aragorn. "Ok, Ari, we need to take a honeymoon, and Gollum needs a babysitter." Aragorn and Gollum looked at Arwen. "What's a honeymoon?" they asked. Arwen shrugged her shoulders. "Let's ask Gandalf." she suggested, and the three walked upto Gandalf.
"What's a honeymoon?" asked Arwen. Gandalf looked a bit suprised. "It's what married people go on. You'll learn later in life." he replied, picking up his book. "Yeah, but what do they do?" Aragorn asked. Gandalf smiled. Gosh, kids are so cute! "Fun stuff." he replied, and went back to reading.
Over at 'the corner of doom', Pippin and Merry were getting so bored. "Pip, this is stupid!" whined Merry.
"I agree! I'm so hungry, too!" Pippin cried. Merry noticed the paint was chipping, and figured they could possibly eat that. "Pip, have ya ever tasted wall paint?" asked Merry. Pippin shook his head. "No, let's try! Maybe our tounges will change colours!" he replied, pealing off the paint. They both tried it. "Too dry." Merry replied.
Pippin stuck out his tounge. "Is it blue?" he asked. Merry shook his head, and Pippin pouted.
Eowyn and Legolas were still bickering at each other. "You ninny poo head! This is all your fault! I hate this!" Eowyn grumbled, kicking the wall. Faramir and Boromir overheard, and went to comfort Eowyn.
"I'll keep you company!" winked Faramir, who was missing his two front teeth. Boromir pushed Faramir away from Eowyn. "I'll stand here wif(YES WIF, he's missing teeth too!) you!" he sighed dreamily. Eowyn eyed them. She knew Faramir and Boromir liked her. "I don't want cooties." she replied. Gandalf overheard. "Eowyn! Faramir! Boromir! Come here!" he ordered.
"Does that me the rest of us can get out of the corners?" asked Pippin. "Fool of a took! No! Now, you have to stand there for five more minuets. Legolas, Merry, you can go play now." he replied. Pippin pouted.
Eowyn, Faramir, and Boromir were all at Gandalf's desk. Gandalf looked at them. "Now, what in the eru is all that hanky-panky about?" he asked, rather forcefully. The three kids gulped. "We wanted to keep Eowyn company." Boromir replied. Gandalf began to talk to them about the rules of the corner.
At the book nook, Legolas, Frodo, and Sam were reading a story called Rupunzle.' "I like this story!" giggled Sam. "Yeah, but my hair is better than her's!" boasted Legolas. All the sudden, Rosie came upto their table. "Can I read with you?" she asked. Everyone let her, and Sam kept smiling at her. "She's pretty." Sam whispered to Legolas and Frodo. Merry, who was walking by, heard this.
"Sam and Rosie sittin in a tree!" he began to sing, and everyone else, except Gandalf, Rosie, and Sam, joined in.
"K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love! Then comes marriage! Then comes Rosie with a baby carriage!" They all burst out into laughs, and Sam got red in the face.
"Thats not all! Thats not all! I see Sam ready to bawl!" added Sauron.
Everyone looked at poor Sam. "Sam, it's ok. It was all in laughs." Frodo assured him. Sam sniffled. "O---k." he replied.
"That song is about us, Eowyn!" Faramir replied, taking her by the hand. Eowyn looked him in the eye. "Grody!" she replied, stepping on his foot.
Pippin finally got out of the corner, and went over to Merry. "Let's play a prank on someone!" he replied. "Ok! Let's play a prank on Arwen!" he cheered. Pippin agreed and the two went over to Arwen. "Is that a worm in your hair?" Pippin asked, pulling on a piece of Arwen's hair. "It's a big one!" Merry snickered. Arwen shrieked. "Get it out! Get it out!" she cried. Merry and Pippin fell to the ground laughing.
Arwen made Aragorn check her hair. "There's no worm!" Aragorn shouted. Arwen was in tears.
Gandalf saw what was going on. "WHY IS THERE SO MUCH ^&*%ing HANKY PANKY?" he shouted.
Everything was silent. "Ooh! You said the F word!" sang Eowyn. Gandalf glared. Things were so stressful!
"PIPPIN, MERRY, EOWYN, ARWEN, AND ARAGORN! To the corner! NOW!" he demanded.
"Of doom." added Merry and Pippin. Gandalf shook his head.
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There ya go! =] Hmm, that chapter was okkkk i guess. I had a bit of writers block. Well, please R&R and you'll get all that stuff mentioned ^^! Savvy?
Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING. :(
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Thanks to everyone who reviewed! Wow! 15! Thanks to chickincharge,kekelina,loralay, Athena Diagon Cat, sabra, charity, foxshadow, voldie on varsity track, orlandobloomsnaughtyhottie18, the brite one, shadow the tiger, spiritless angel, lalalalalala, gabrielle pan, & legosgrl! You all get the whole damn cookie factory :D whee! R&R everyone & I'll give you um... LOTR gift boxes! W/ toothbrushes, pjs, hoodies, and ect. of your fave characters! yay! On with CHAPTER 2.
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After Gandalf punished Merry, Pippin, Eowyn, and Legolas into the 'corner of doom' everyone was not as rowdy. Frodo just explained what 'karma' was. "That's neat. I'm hungry." Sam replied, eyeing a play doh cookie. Frodo noticed this. "If you eat that, you'll get sick." he replied.
Aragorn, Arwen, and Gollum were still playing house. "Ok, now that everything's ok again, except my new shoes being ruined, we can play!" Arwen cheered. "Yesss buts, when do we'ssss get to play with G.I Joe?" asked Gollum. As a preschooler, Gollum was obsessed with G.I Joe!
"That's boring!" Arwen replied, then turned to Aragorn. "Ok, Ari, we need to take a honeymoon, and Gollum needs a babysitter." Aragorn and Gollum looked at Arwen. "What's a honeymoon?" they asked. Arwen shrugged her shoulders. "Let's ask Gandalf." she suggested, and the three walked upto Gandalf.
"What's a honeymoon?" asked Arwen. Gandalf looked a bit suprised. "It's what married people go on. You'll learn later in life." he replied, picking up his book. "Yeah, but what do they do?" Aragorn asked. Gandalf smiled. Gosh, kids are so cute! "Fun stuff." he replied, and went back to reading.
Over at 'the corner of doom', Pippin and Merry were getting so bored. "Pip, this is stupid!" whined Merry.
"I agree! I'm so hungry, too!" Pippin cried. Merry noticed the paint was chipping, and figured they could possibly eat that. "Pip, have ya ever tasted wall paint?" asked Merry. Pippin shook his head. "No, let's try! Maybe our tounges will change colours!" he replied, pealing off the paint. They both tried it. "Too dry." Merry replied.
Pippin stuck out his tounge. "Is it blue?" he asked. Merry shook his head, and Pippin pouted.
Eowyn and Legolas were still bickering at each other. "You ninny poo head! This is all your fault! I hate this!" Eowyn grumbled, kicking the wall. Faramir and Boromir overheard, and went to comfort Eowyn.
"I'll keep you company!" winked Faramir, who was missing his two front teeth. Boromir pushed Faramir away from Eowyn. "I'll stand here wif(YES WIF, he's missing teeth too!) you!" he sighed dreamily. Eowyn eyed them. She knew Faramir and Boromir liked her. "I don't want cooties." she replied. Gandalf overheard. "Eowyn! Faramir! Boromir! Come here!" he ordered.
"Does that me the rest of us can get out of the corners?" asked Pippin. "Fool of a took! No! Now, you have to stand there for five more minuets. Legolas, Merry, you can go play now." he replied. Pippin pouted.
Eowyn, Faramir, and Boromir were all at Gandalf's desk. Gandalf looked at them. "Now, what in the eru is all that hanky-panky about?" he asked, rather forcefully. The three kids gulped. "We wanted to keep Eowyn company." Boromir replied. Gandalf began to talk to them about the rules of the corner.
At the book nook, Legolas, Frodo, and Sam were reading a story called Rupunzle.' "I like this story!" giggled Sam. "Yeah, but my hair is better than her's!" boasted Legolas. All the sudden, Rosie came upto their table. "Can I read with you?" she asked. Everyone let her, and Sam kept smiling at her. "She's pretty." Sam whispered to Legolas and Frodo. Merry, who was walking by, heard this.
"Sam and Rosie sittin in a tree!" he began to sing, and everyone else, except Gandalf, Rosie, and Sam, joined in.
"K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love! Then comes marriage! Then comes Rosie with a baby carriage!" They all burst out into laughs, and Sam got red in the face.
"Thats not all! Thats not all! I see Sam ready to bawl!" added Sauron.
Everyone looked at poor Sam. "Sam, it's ok. It was all in laughs." Frodo assured him. Sam sniffled. "O---k." he replied.
"That song is about us, Eowyn!" Faramir replied, taking her by the hand. Eowyn looked him in the eye. "Grody!" she replied, stepping on his foot.
Pippin finally got out of the corner, and went over to Merry. "Let's play a prank on someone!" he replied. "Ok! Let's play a prank on Arwen!" he cheered. Pippin agreed and the two went over to Arwen. "Is that a worm in your hair?" Pippin asked, pulling on a piece of Arwen's hair. "It's a big one!" Merry snickered. Arwen shrieked. "Get it out! Get it out!" she cried. Merry and Pippin fell to the ground laughing.
Arwen made Aragorn check her hair. "There's no worm!" Aragorn shouted. Arwen was in tears.
Gandalf saw what was going on. "WHY IS THERE SO MUCH ^&*%ing HANKY PANKY?" he shouted.
Everything was silent. "Ooh! You said the F word!" sang Eowyn. Gandalf glared. Things were so stressful!
"PIPPIN, MERRY, EOWYN, ARWEN, AND ARAGORN! To the corner! NOW!" he demanded.
"Of doom." added Merry and Pippin. Gandalf shook his head.
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There ya go! =] Hmm, that chapter was okkkk i guess. I had a bit of writers block. Well, please R&R and you'll get all that stuff mentioned ^^! Savvy?
