Lord of the Rings: In PRESCHOOL!

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Gandalf decided to let everyone out of the corner, because if he kept them in there, the children would tell their parent's Gandalf said f*^% and he'd be fired. Now, it was time for arts and crafts!

"Today we are going to make stick people out of popscicle sticks! I'll give your table glue, crayons, the sticks, crazy eyes, and paper. Any questions?" asked Gandalf.

Sauron shot his hand in the air. "Sauron?" asked Gandalf. Sauron snickered. "Your old." he replied. Gandalf glared at him. "Ok, make your stick friends!"

At Merry, Pippin, Rosie, Sam, and Frodo's table, all the hobbit's were hungry. "I'm hungry!" whined Sam. Soon, all the hobbits started complaining about their hunger.

Pippin nudged Merry. "Dont you think we should try to make Sam eat the glue? That way, we wont have a nasty taste in our mouth!" whispered Pippin. Merry silently agreed.

"Glue taste really good, Sam!" informed Merry. Sam eyed the glue. *YUM!* he though, and grabbed the glue. But the darn thing wouldn't open. "Open!" Sam mumbled. He kept trying, and squeesing, but it wouldn't come out. When it finally did, alot of it landed on Gollum! Everyone started laughing.

"GLUE FACE GOLLUM!" shouted Aragorn. Everyone laughed harder. Except Gollum, who started crying a little. Gandalf noticed this and became angry. "SHHHH! Everyone, apologize to Gollum! Now!" shouted Gandalf. Everyone mumbled sorry, but kept laughing anyways.

Frodo sighed. "That was mean." he replied. "Yeah, but you laughed, too!" Rosie replied.

At Arwen's table, with Aragorn, Eowyn, Faramir, Legolas, and Boromir, they were still laughing at Gollum. "That was sick!" shrieked Arwen. "Glue face is a loser!" snickered Legolas. Eowyn kicked him.

"Owie! What was that for?" asked Legolas. Eowyn smirked at him. *Oh no! Eowyn likes Legolas!* thought Faramir.

"Eowyn, can I make your stick person?" asked Faramir. Boromir got jealous. "No! I will!" he shouted. Eowyn smiled at Arwen, who was always trying to show up Eowyn. Arwen glared. "I am so mad at you Eowyn!" she hissed.

"I don't care! I have Boromir and Faramir!" she hissed back. Bor and Far looked like they'd gotton Christmas early. "FINE THEN! BE THAT WAY!" screamed Arwen.

Over at Sauron's table, he was alone because Gollum was washing off the glue. Accually, Sauron was pretty good at arts and crafts. He'd made an 'eviler' replica of himself as a stick.

After ten minuets, Gollum came back into the room. A few snickers were heard. "Any one like to share?" asked Gandalf. Legolas raised his hand, and stood in front of the class.

"My stick is me. It has long, pretty hair, and is pretty. It's a prince. Cause it's me." Legolas replied, then skipped to his seat. "Very nice." replied Gandalf. Sauron shared next.

"I will harm you all." he replied, ala Darth Vaider. Then he sat down. Everyone stared at him. "Um, interesting." replied Gandalf. Next, Boromir shared. He'd been trying to impress Eowyn all day.

Boromir stood in front of the class, and squirted glue all over his stick. "Mine's Gollum." he replied. Everyone laughed, until they about cried. Then, Gollum threw a stick at Boromir, but it hit Arwen. "Dummy!" she yelled, picking up the crayons and chucked them at Pippin. "OWIE!" he cried. Then, Pippin threw a glue bottle at Sauron. "IDIOT!" he shouted, and threw a marker at Sam. Sam cried, and ducked under the table. For Sam, Frodo threw a paper ball at Merry. "EEK!" he shouted, throwing the paper at Gandalf. It hit Gandalf in the face.

"STOP THIS! I'M GOING TO CALL YOUR PARENTS!" he shouted. Everyone shut up lickity split and sat down. Gandalf sighed with relief. Preschoolers were so rowdy.

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Yeah, that was short. I felt bad for Gollum, but he WILL get his revenge! MWAHAHAHA. =] ok, be kind, rewind and review! =]