Author's Note: Well, until I get over my writer's block and actually write a real fic, here's a collection of parodies. These are all based on songs from Broadway musicals. I apologize if these suck, I've never done anything like this before. This will be updated fairly often, (or at least whenever I think of new ones) so sit back, relax, and enjoy…… South Park Goes Broadway!

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"Hello, Kenny!"

Based on "Hello, Dolly!" from the musical "Hello, Dolly!" by Jerry Herman

Hello, Kenny.

Well hello, Kenny.

It's so nice to have you back where you belong.

You're looking swell, Kenny.

We can tell, Kenny

You're still mumblin',

You're still mutterin',

You're still goin' strong.

We hear the fans cheerin'

For they were fearin'

That they'd never see your orange parka again.

So,

Ditch Butter, fellas,

Say adios to Tweek, fellas,

Kenny'll never go away again!