(All Work and No Play Makes Jack a Dull Boy...)
Note: Note: This is a Yu-Gi-Oh fic that's mostly based on the card game and not on the show. This is a tale of a girl who can never find love...
And the only love she can ever find is a love she can never have. A lot of this is truth, but some of it is highly fictional. The girl being beaten up...that had happened a lot when I was young. I wish not to talk more about it.
This is a parady because it's kinda like my characters going along with the Yu-Gi-Oh storyline, even though it's very dark.
****
Hey Rabbit
Into the pavement
I'm caving in
Mother
Told me to be something
So I'm afraid
Enough to stay wide awake
Hey Rabbit
I came to win...
-Lyrics from "Failing the Rorschach Test" from Matthew Good Band
****
Do you know how it's like to wake up every single morning with screaming?
Or coming home from school, college, or work...and still comforted by that damned screaming and it gets into head and it pierces constantly in your own soul? You try to run away from them, but the screaming still continues again and again!
No, of course not. All of you have a warm place, a place with friends, a place where everyone does know you by your name, everyone cares for you...
A placed called "home".
Well I have a place just like that...
And it's my own damned Hell.
****
There was another part of the Shadow Realm...
A even darker place, where the creatures were given such powers as Gods....they were true immortal beings.
They were called "Toons".
The Toons were odd looking and loved seeing human suffering than human compassion. Some were called merciless soldiers under control. A lot of other creatures resisted these bizarre Toons and they were many conflicts between Toons with the rest of the creatures. Some of the creatures then converted themselves into Toons...
Perhaps, they saw a new light when they became these vile creatures of mass destruction.
All changed once their leader appeared and created a settlement between the creatures in the Shadow Realm.
Their ruler was "The White Knight", a sadistic dark man who held the Millenium Eye. His right hand man was the Dark Rabbit, a loyal toon soldier who watched over the other fellow toon civilians.
The Dark Rabbit was walking around with the Toon Alligator, talking to each other.
"Soon..." the Dark Rabbit chuckled, "only one more soul and the gateway shall be open."
"Great," the Toon Alligator began, "I can't wait till his eye reaches full power. Maybe we don't need that girl anymore."
"A g-girl? What girl?"
"Haven't you heard? The Black Magician has found a new Master."
"You mean he gave up moping over that twisted black hearted Pharoah Yami?"
"Yep. This Master is much different that the Pharoah, she's much more weaker but he wants her. I think every male wants her, she's very desirable. And to make it true, the Black Magician brought her here...in our world!"
The black rabbit looked towards the gator and grinned. In this card game, female Masters, or "duelists" were very rare to come by. Perhaps, the game If every male creature wanted this female "master", then maybe he should meet this "master"...
He then looked menancing towards the snapping wise gator.
"Please..." the Dark Rabbit said, "take me to this master, now."
"All right," the gator replied, "I take you to her."
****
I was resting on the bed, my eyes wide open. I just had a very disgusting thought running through my mind...
But was it really that disgusting?
Oh yes it was, Vanessa. You were nothing but a begging dog, wanting your "Dark Magician" to be happy. You were a total disgrace to any female by being a mere slut to a playing card!!! You know damn well he belongs to someone else, that's why he needs you! So knock it off with these perverse thoughts!!
I felt like I was the card and he was the Dueling Master. Why can't I enjoy this act for once?! Why can't I be like everyone and at least have a little pleasure in my life?!!
Because I was raised differently. I was taught pain. I was taught fear.
I was taught lonliness. And lonliness is worse.
Even if I wanted to, I can't get these thoughts away. They always lingered in my head. I knew he belonged to a previous Master, I knew he hates me for my "inccident" with Pandora...
So why the hell do I desire to be fucked by him? Why do I have a urge to want his deathly calmly and gentle rough touch near my soft skin once more? I think I should deserve a punishment, maybe something more intense than what Pandora's magician was doing...
Damnit Vanessa, cut this out!!! This isn't right at all! You can't lust for someone else's Dark Magician!!! Nor think about these thoughts!!!
They're wrong! WRONG!!!
You're sick in the head, Vanessa. Very sick in the head. Don't you know that sex and lust are viciously dark sins? Everyone will now think you're nothing but a whore! Any religious figure will yell obsentities at you, telling you that if continue this dreadful desire...you'll end up in a damned Hell.
But I don't believe in Hell.
I held onto the blankets tightly as I tossed around in bed, trying to get some rest as the Mystical Elf had told me to do. (Damn, I dunno how long I been in this bed?) The main reason was trying to get my head straight from these damed illusions.
I felt like the Dark Magician was raping my mind...
And I was enjoying every minute of it.
****
The Dark Magician was in the Graveyard. This is the area The White Knight created so he could send humans to the Shadow Realm, but not as living with the creatures...
No, The White Knight forced these human souls into their own Hell, their own safe haven from the Toons and the creatures. The magician was looking towards a specific grave. What was the purpose of these human souls anyways, he pondered.
Koji Ayoko, was the The White Knight's 765th victim....and his first replacement Master since the Pharoah Yami.
Koji...
Koji treated the Dark Magician with power and respect. He treated the dark violet mage as a true ally, yet...
Koji still thought of his cards just like they were cards. His heart was more steered in the game and glory of winning the game. The Dark Magician knew that was definately wrong way seeing with your heart.
And so did Pegasus. That's why Koji lost.
The Dark Magician looked up in the darken skies with confusion.
Ever since The White Knight, leader and creator of the Toons, made himself known how ruthless he was by taking souls of the Masters and shoving them in the cursed Graveyard, Pegasus J. Crawford had become a very highly successful "toon" duelist. He has now up to 999 wins and not even a mere single defeat.
999, was also the number of human souls trapped within the graveyard. One of them was a teacher to the Dark Magician's Master....Paul. He was the 999th soul and the latest victim to the White Knight.
Could those two...Pegasus and the White Knight be one in the same?
Impossible! Pegasus does not owe or possess the Millenium Eye...
Doesn't he???
The magician began to ponder that dark day. Koji yelled at his cards to escape, especially to him. The magician was so weak and could not do anything else but run. Yet he wanted to help Koji, no matter how badly wounded he was struck by the attacks from the vicious Toon Dragon....
He wanted to save his Master.
As the powerful dark mage wanted to work on a comeback spell to fight for his Master. But it was too late...
Koji was no more. His corspe just slumped to the ground as his opponent gave a sadistic smile at his latest victory.
The Dark Magician hated what Koji wanted him to do...but he had no choice. The Dark Magician then used his spell to take all of Koji's deck and escaped the opponent, vowing he shall return to reclaim Koji back.
But, if his new Master could defeat Pegasus....
The Dark Magician lowered his head in confusion. He wanted Koji back, but he did not want to continue being more than just a card! He wanted to be something more than just a mere playing card! The Pharoah treated this Black Magician like that, until his dark sinister wanting for power appeared...
He then turned his head, facing the quiet city of shadows. Perhaps, he should check up on how well his Master is recovering from the "incident".
****
The Feral Imp was walking around the town on all fours. He was glad that his own master had decided to stay here in the Shadow Realm for a few days.
He started to ponder. She was carried in the Dark Magician's arms, her legs and her own arms were covered with slash wounds...some were even bleeding.
What the hell happened to the Master?! How the hell did she get into that situation?!! It's a good thing the Dark Magician saved her. The Feral Imp wondered if the Dark Magician had a personal relationship with the Master.
The last time the Dark Magician was in a serious relationship...Well, it was over 5,000 years ago! The Pharoah was in love with the violet cladded mage of darkness. They could have been a true loving couple and the creatures that ruled the Shadow Realm shall be able to walk with the humans.
Then something weird happened, like one of guy named Seto told the Dark Magician that he was not wanted by the Pharoah...and all hell broke loose. Angered by seeing this truth, the Dark Magician hid himself away from the Pharoah's eyes by sealing himself forever into a card.
He wanted to reminded the Pharoah that he shall always be his "favourite", but never shall he able to touch the Pharoah in his arms. With this lost of his favourite creature, the Pharoah then sealed each and every creature in the Shadow Realm in card forms forever.
Now...a man named Pegasus J. Crawford found these cards. He gave us a way of living in the Shadow Realm and to actually see what people were like today. A lot of the creatures couldn't trust Pegasus, even though he was their new saviour. They were all wondering if they should let him rule the Shadow Realm since he didn't pose a threat to the creatures.
Yet they did trust The White Knight. He had the power of the Millenium Eye, a rare artifact that belonged to the Pharoah, not to mention he had very close bonds with Shadi. The White Knight also took care of the Toons and created a peaceful settlement within Shadow Realm by turnining it into two parts; ToonWorld, a common kingdom for every Toon creature to live in a society, and City of Shadows, where the rest of the creatures of the Shadow Realm lived.
The toons were almost like them, except...
Silly they looked like, they had the power to avoid very power spells and special attacks thrown at them. They were all grinning happily, yet the some of the creatures knew that these toons were actually heartless mercinaries in the White Knight's army. Perhaps the toons were the ones that taken those human souls to the grave.
The Feral Imp then stopped in his tracks. Speak of the Devil...
The Dark Rabbit, faithful servant to the White Knight, had arrived into the darken city and was approaching the green skinned furry cat-rabbit demon creature.
****
She was raised by the Toons throughtout her entire life. She had no family, close friends, or any relatives she knows...
Well, expect for a tall dark figure with long violet hair. She never knew his name, but she can feel his prescene. He held the power of Black Magic. She is a very young girl with wavy blonde hair and deep blue eyes and the only girl that can wield the power of Black Magic.
So the White Knight adopted her, calling her the "Toon Magician Girl".
There was no one in the kingdom like her, but no one seem to treated her differently. In fact, everyone was her true friends.
She was running down the streets, clutching on her satchel of coins as she headed towards the nearest general store. Her friend, the Toon Dark Robot, tagged alonged. The young naive magician heard of yet another growth spell that can make her into a lovely beautiful young lady.
That was a good thing...
All the men in the other city, were much older...especially the Dark Magician and she was still 8 years old! She's been 8 years old for 5,000 years, for pete's sake!!! That was no fair! When she actually grows up, all the men will be taken by the Harpies, Elves, and Amazons!!!
That's just no fair!! No fair!!!
"Come on Robbie!!" the Toon Magician Girl cried out, "I think this spell will really work this time!"
The mechanical toon robot gave some chirps and squeaks.
"No Robbie..." the Toon Magician Girl replied, "I'm sure this one won't fail like the others. I read this spell from the scrolls left by Onii-chan. He's a really great power magician, but I don't know who he is."
The toon robot looked towards the Toon Magician Girl with sorrowful eyes.
"Yeah," the Toon Magician Girl said as she lowered her head and clutched her satchel and small magical rod, "I really wish I knew who he is...but in the meantime, everyone in Toon World is like my big happy family I'd never had."
The robot then pointed at himself as he made some more mechanical chirps.
"Especially you Robbie," the Toon Magician Girl smiled cheerfully, "you're like my knight in shining. Now come on, let's go to the store before it closes."
The robot then blushed a shade. The two of them then continued headed towards the general store, seeking for ingrediants for their latest spell.
Note: Note: This is a Yu-Gi-Oh fic that's mostly based on the card game and not on the show. This is a tale of a girl who can never find love...
And the only love she can ever find is a love she can never have. A lot of this is truth, but some of it is highly fictional. The girl being beaten up...that had happened a lot when I was young. I wish not to talk more about it.
This is a parady because it's kinda like my characters going along with the Yu-Gi-Oh storyline, even though it's very dark.
****
Hey Rabbit
Into the pavement
I'm caving in
Mother
Told me to be something
So I'm afraid
Enough to stay wide awake
Hey Rabbit
I came to win...
-Lyrics from "Failing the Rorschach Test" from Matthew Good Band
****
Do you know how it's like to wake up every single morning with screaming?
Or coming home from school, college, or work...and still comforted by that damned screaming and it gets into head and it pierces constantly in your own soul? You try to run away from them, but the screaming still continues again and again!
No, of course not. All of you have a warm place, a place with friends, a place where everyone does know you by your name, everyone cares for you...
A placed called "home".
Well I have a place just like that...
And it's my own damned Hell.
****
There was another part of the Shadow Realm...
A even darker place, where the creatures were given such powers as Gods....they were true immortal beings.
They were called "Toons".
The Toons were odd looking and loved seeing human suffering than human compassion. Some were called merciless soldiers under control. A lot of other creatures resisted these bizarre Toons and they were many conflicts between Toons with the rest of the creatures. Some of the creatures then converted themselves into Toons...
Perhaps, they saw a new light when they became these vile creatures of mass destruction.
All changed once their leader appeared and created a settlement between the creatures in the Shadow Realm.
Their ruler was "The White Knight", a sadistic dark man who held the Millenium Eye. His right hand man was the Dark Rabbit, a loyal toon soldier who watched over the other fellow toon civilians.
The Dark Rabbit was walking around with the Toon Alligator, talking to each other.
"Soon..." the Dark Rabbit chuckled, "only one more soul and the gateway shall be open."
"Great," the Toon Alligator began, "I can't wait till his eye reaches full power. Maybe we don't need that girl anymore."
"A g-girl? What girl?"
"Haven't you heard? The Black Magician has found a new Master."
"You mean he gave up moping over that twisted black hearted Pharoah Yami?"
"Yep. This Master is much different that the Pharoah, she's much more weaker but he wants her. I think every male wants her, she's very desirable. And to make it true, the Black Magician brought her here...in our world!"
The black rabbit looked towards the gator and grinned. In this card game, female Masters, or "duelists" were very rare to come by. Perhaps, the game If every male creature wanted this female "master", then maybe he should meet this "master"...
He then looked menancing towards the snapping wise gator.
"Please..." the Dark Rabbit said, "take me to this master, now."
"All right," the gator replied, "I take you to her."
****
I was resting on the bed, my eyes wide open. I just had a very disgusting thought running through my mind...
But was it really that disgusting?
Oh yes it was, Vanessa. You were nothing but a begging dog, wanting your "Dark Magician" to be happy. You were a total disgrace to any female by being a mere slut to a playing card!!! You know damn well he belongs to someone else, that's why he needs you! So knock it off with these perverse thoughts!!
I felt like I was the card and he was the Dueling Master. Why can't I enjoy this act for once?! Why can't I be like everyone and at least have a little pleasure in my life?!!
Because I was raised differently. I was taught pain. I was taught fear.
I was taught lonliness. And lonliness is worse.
Even if I wanted to, I can't get these thoughts away. They always lingered in my head. I knew he belonged to a previous Master, I knew he hates me for my "inccident" with Pandora...
So why the hell do I desire to be fucked by him? Why do I have a urge to want his deathly calmly and gentle rough touch near my soft skin once more? I think I should deserve a punishment, maybe something more intense than what Pandora's magician was doing...
Damnit Vanessa, cut this out!!! This isn't right at all! You can't lust for someone else's Dark Magician!!! Nor think about these thoughts!!!
They're wrong! WRONG!!!
You're sick in the head, Vanessa. Very sick in the head. Don't you know that sex and lust are viciously dark sins? Everyone will now think you're nothing but a whore! Any religious figure will yell obsentities at you, telling you that if continue this dreadful desire...you'll end up in a damned Hell.
But I don't believe in Hell.
I held onto the blankets tightly as I tossed around in bed, trying to get some rest as the Mystical Elf had told me to do. (Damn, I dunno how long I been in this bed?) The main reason was trying to get my head straight from these damed illusions.
I felt like the Dark Magician was raping my mind...
And I was enjoying every minute of it.
****
The Dark Magician was in the Graveyard. This is the area The White Knight created so he could send humans to the Shadow Realm, but not as living with the creatures...
No, The White Knight forced these human souls into their own Hell, their own safe haven from the Toons and the creatures. The magician was looking towards a specific grave. What was the purpose of these human souls anyways, he pondered.
Koji Ayoko, was the The White Knight's 765th victim....and his first replacement Master since the Pharoah Yami.
Koji...
Koji treated the Dark Magician with power and respect. He treated the dark violet mage as a true ally, yet...
Koji still thought of his cards just like they were cards. His heart was more steered in the game and glory of winning the game. The Dark Magician knew that was definately wrong way seeing with your heart.
And so did Pegasus. That's why Koji lost.
The Dark Magician looked up in the darken skies with confusion.
Ever since The White Knight, leader and creator of the Toons, made himself known how ruthless he was by taking souls of the Masters and shoving them in the cursed Graveyard, Pegasus J. Crawford had become a very highly successful "toon" duelist. He has now up to 999 wins and not even a mere single defeat.
999, was also the number of human souls trapped within the graveyard. One of them was a teacher to the Dark Magician's Master....Paul. He was the 999th soul and the latest victim to the White Knight.
Could those two...Pegasus and the White Knight be one in the same?
Impossible! Pegasus does not owe or possess the Millenium Eye...
Doesn't he???
The magician began to ponder that dark day. Koji yelled at his cards to escape, especially to him. The magician was so weak and could not do anything else but run. Yet he wanted to help Koji, no matter how badly wounded he was struck by the attacks from the vicious Toon Dragon....
He wanted to save his Master.
As the powerful dark mage wanted to work on a comeback spell to fight for his Master. But it was too late...
Koji was no more. His corspe just slumped to the ground as his opponent gave a sadistic smile at his latest victory.
The Dark Magician hated what Koji wanted him to do...but he had no choice. The Dark Magician then used his spell to take all of Koji's deck and escaped the opponent, vowing he shall return to reclaim Koji back.
But, if his new Master could defeat Pegasus....
The Dark Magician lowered his head in confusion. He wanted Koji back, but he did not want to continue being more than just a card! He wanted to be something more than just a mere playing card! The Pharoah treated this Black Magician like that, until his dark sinister wanting for power appeared...
He then turned his head, facing the quiet city of shadows. Perhaps, he should check up on how well his Master is recovering from the "incident".
****
The Feral Imp was walking around the town on all fours. He was glad that his own master had decided to stay here in the Shadow Realm for a few days.
He started to ponder. She was carried in the Dark Magician's arms, her legs and her own arms were covered with slash wounds...some were even bleeding.
What the hell happened to the Master?! How the hell did she get into that situation?!! It's a good thing the Dark Magician saved her. The Feral Imp wondered if the Dark Magician had a personal relationship with the Master.
The last time the Dark Magician was in a serious relationship...Well, it was over 5,000 years ago! The Pharoah was in love with the violet cladded mage of darkness. They could have been a true loving couple and the creatures that ruled the Shadow Realm shall be able to walk with the humans.
Then something weird happened, like one of guy named Seto told the Dark Magician that he was not wanted by the Pharoah...and all hell broke loose. Angered by seeing this truth, the Dark Magician hid himself away from the Pharoah's eyes by sealing himself forever into a card.
He wanted to reminded the Pharoah that he shall always be his "favourite", but never shall he able to touch the Pharoah in his arms. With this lost of his favourite creature, the Pharoah then sealed each and every creature in the Shadow Realm in card forms forever.
Now...a man named Pegasus J. Crawford found these cards. He gave us a way of living in the Shadow Realm and to actually see what people were like today. A lot of the creatures couldn't trust Pegasus, even though he was their new saviour. They were all wondering if they should let him rule the Shadow Realm since he didn't pose a threat to the creatures.
Yet they did trust The White Knight. He had the power of the Millenium Eye, a rare artifact that belonged to the Pharoah, not to mention he had very close bonds with Shadi. The White Knight also took care of the Toons and created a peaceful settlement within Shadow Realm by turnining it into two parts; ToonWorld, a common kingdom for every Toon creature to live in a society, and City of Shadows, where the rest of the creatures of the Shadow Realm lived.
The toons were almost like them, except...
Silly they looked like, they had the power to avoid very power spells and special attacks thrown at them. They were all grinning happily, yet the some of the creatures knew that these toons were actually heartless mercinaries in the White Knight's army. Perhaps the toons were the ones that taken those human souls to the grave.
The Feral Imp then stopped in his tracks. Speak of the Devil...
The Dark Rabbit, faithful servant to the White Knight, had arrived into the darken city and was approaching the green skinned furry cat-rabbit demon creature.
****
She was raised by the Toons throughtout her entire life. She had no family, close friends, or any relatives she knows...
Well, expect for a tall dark figure with long violet hair. She never knew his name, but she can feel his prescene. He held the power of Black Magic. She is a very young girl with wavy blonde hair and deep blue eyes and the only girl that can wield the power of Black Magic.
So the White Knight adopted her, calling her the "Toon Magician Girl".
There was no one in the kingdom like her, but no one seem to treated her differently. In fact, everyone was her true friends.
She was running down the streets, clutching on her satchel of coins as she headed towards the nearest general store. Her friend, the Toon Dark Robot, tagged alonged. The young naive magician heard of yet another growth spell that can make her into a lovely beautiful young lady.
That was a good thing...
All the men in the other city, were much older...especially the Dark Magician and she was still 8 years old! She's been 8 years old for 5,000 years, for pete's sake!!! That was no fair! When she actually grows up, all the men will be taken by the Harpies, Elves, and Amazons!!!
That's just no fair!! No fair!!!
"Come on Robbie!!" the Toon Magician Girl cried out, "I think this spell will really work this time!"
The mechanical toon robot gave some chirps and squeaks.
"No Robbie..." the Toon Magician Girl replied, "I'm sure this one won't fail like the others. I read this spell from the scrolls left by Onii-chan. He's a really great power magician, but I don't know who he is."
The toon robot looked towards the Toon Magician Girl with sorrowful eyes.
"Yeah," the Toon Magician Girl said as she lowered her head and clutched her satchel and small magical rod, "I really wish I knew who he is...but in the meantime, everyone in Toon World is like my big happy family I'd never had."
The robot then pointed at himself as he made some more mechanical chirps.
"Especially you Robbie," the Toon Magician Girl smiled cheerfully, "you're like my knight in shining. Now come on, let's go to the store before it closes."
The robot then blushed a shade. The two of them then continued headed towards the general store, seeking for ingrediants for their latest spell.
