Author's Note: You may not get this one if you haven't seen the episode "Rainforest, Schmainforest".

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"I've No Rhythm"

Based on "I Got Rhythm" from the musical "Girl Crazy" by George and Ira Gershwin

I've no rhythm,

'Cause I'm Jewish.

I cannot dance,

My coordination is poor.

Choreographed

Routines bug me.

Can't do the steps,

My coordination is poor.

Fatass Cartman,

I don't mind him.

At least my mom's

Not a whore.

I've no rhythm,

And two left feet.

But who cares if

My coordination is poor?

My coordination is poor!