Author's Note: You may not get this one if you haven't seen the episode "Rainforest, Schmainforest".
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"I've No Rhythm"
Based on "I Got Rhythm" from the musical "Girl Crazy" by George and Ira Gershwin
I've no rhythm,
'Cause I'm Jewish.
I cannot dance,
My coordination is poor.
Choreographed
Routines bug me.
Can't do the steps,
My coordination is poor.
Fatass Cartman,
I don't mind him.
At least my mom's
Not a whore.
I've no rhythm,
And two left feet.
But who cares if
My coordination is poor?
My coordination is poor!
