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Life, Love, and Lizzie

Meet Jolie

*~&~*Miranda*~&~*

I said goodbye to Lizzie and signed offline. Do they know how much alike they are? It got frustrating sometimes.

I sighed as I tied my hair up in a ponytail. I grabbed a can of temporary hair color. Why not? I sprayed the green substance in streaks on the hair in my ponytail. I looked at the clock. 1:06. I checked my reflection in my full-body length mirror.

Perfect.

"Bye Mama." I said as I grabbed my keys and headed out the door.

"Be home by four honey."

"Will do!" I shut the door behind me.

5 minutes later, I entered the Digital Bean and looked around for Lizzie or Gordo.

"Hey! Miranda!" I turned towards the voice.

"Hey Gordo!" I walked over to a booth in the corner, sitting across the table from him. "Lizzie late?"

"Wouldn't have it any other way." Gordo smiled.

I laughed.

Gordo spotted something (or some one) by the door, and looked at his watch.

"She's earlier than usual." I looked over toward the door. Lizzie had just come in.

Waving my arm in the air, I yelled, "Lizzie! Over here!"

She walked over to us and somehow, don't ask how, I don't even know, slid into the booth on the right side of Gordo.where the wall is.Oh well, just another one of life's mysteries.

"Hey guys!"

"Hey Liz." I answered.

"Hey Lizzie." Gordo said stuffing a curly fry in his mouth.

"So what's on today's agenda?" She asked as she stealing one of Gordo's curly fries.

"Hey!" Gordo yelled, trying to grab the small piece of fried potato back.

She smiled and stuffed the food in her mouth.

I laughed. "Well, I thought either the Coaster Kingdom or the mall."

Gordo choked on the fry he had just stuffed in his mouth. Lizzie, already knowing the routine, slapped Gordo on his back and handed him his coke. He took a drink and practically yelled, "No mall!"

I looked at my female best-friend. "Lizzie? Is Coaster Kingdom okay with you?"

"Sure. That's fine." she said as she stole another one of Gordo's curly fries.

"Alright we'll head there when we're done."

"I'm like so totally sorry for eavesdropping but like, did you say you were going to Coaster Kingdom?" a voice behind me asked.

"Um, yeah, why?" Lizzie questioned.

"We're like, going today too!" A girl with pretty much perfect blonde hair motioned to two people behind her. "We'll come with you."

One was a boy, probably 18 maybe 19, and the other a girl most defiantly 18. I know this because her shirt said "I'm 18! I can drive now! Whoo- hoo!" with some sort of symbol on it that was probably a driving school or something.

The girl had long brown hair, about waist length. Her eyes were a deep blue, but I never would have known if she hadn't looked away from glaring at the girl leaning over the seat , who was wearing WAY too much pink I may add, and looked over at us, smiled quickly, and then returned to glaring at the pink girl.

The boy had blonde hair and beautiful brown eyes and was AMAZINGLY cute. He mouthed 'Help me' and glanced at pink girl for a minute and then back to us.

Uh-oh, it is NOT good when a cute guy is scared of a girl who wears too much pink. WARNING! flashed through my head. I disliked this girl already.

"Who are you?" I asked pink girl trying to be as rude as I could. The worse friends we were, the better.

"How, like, totally rude of me. I'm like, Jolie. And this is like Gaia and Jason. And you are?" Oh yeah. She hated me. Whoo-hoo!

"Miranda." I stated plainly.

"And I'm Lizzie." Lizzie smiled as she extended her hand.

"Yeah, whatever." she pushed Lizzie's hand away and walked out of her booth.

Lizzie looked hurt. But only for a little while. Jolie strode over to Lizzie and Gordo's side of the table and sat down.

I glanced up at Gaia and Jason. Jason had his head in his hands and Gaia looked like she was about to pound Jolie into the ground. I motioned for them to come sit down next to me and they did.

I looked back at Lizzie and Gordo. Gordo was squashed in between Lizzie and Jolie a if I had looked at that picture 30 years later, I would have laughed. But not now. Oh no, not now.

"And who's, like, this?" Was she flirting?

Was Jolie flirting with Gordo? Lizzie's Gordo? How DARE she! I worked, so hard to get them this close to telling each other and here comes Jolie, just waltzing on in here and flirting with Gordo! I changed my mind. I didn't dislike her. I hated her.

I looked at my friends expressions. Both wore faces of horror and hatred.

"Umm, I'm Gordo. Curly Fries!" He jumped over Jolie, and ran off towards the bathrooms.

"He really likes his curly fries." I explained. "I'll go make sure he doesn't fracture something." I half walked, half ran to the bathrooms where I found Gordo standing behind a potted tree.

"Gordo, do you seriously think that's gonna help?" I laughed.

"Was I the only one that noticed-"

"She was majorly flirting with you? No. We all did."

"Do we have to spend a day with her?"

"By the sound in her voice, I would say that is an obvious yes."

Gordo sighed, "I thought today was going to be a good day."

"As did I." I sighed too. And then, I had it. The most brilliant and wonderful plan in the whole entire universe!

"Gordo, wait here."

I ran back to the table and grabbed Lizzie.

"Lizzie, can I talk to you for a minute?" Then she did the scariest thing in the world. She looked over at Jolie.

"Excuse me." She nodded her head to Gaia and Jason.

"No wait, Gaia, Jason, I'd like to talk to you two for a moment too if that's alright?" I asked them.

"No. It's fine." Gaia said. "We'll be back in a second Jolie."

"Oh, go ahead. I'll be fine here. All alone." Jolie plastered a fake smile on her face.

"Okay, c'mon." I grabbed Lizzie and lead her towards the bathrooms, Gaia and Jason close behind.

"Miranda, what happened to my curly fries?" Gordo asked as he saw the group of us approach. Translation: What happened to our little PRIVATE chat?

"I ate them." I answered and turned to Gaia and Jason. "You don't like Jolie that much do you?"

Jason hesitated and looked at Gaia for an answer.

"They can be trusted. Their not Jolie followers like all the others."

Jason nodded. "No. We don't like her. In fact, we hate her, indubitably." (A/N: See? Cool word!)

"Yeah. Unfortunately, she's our cousin. She'll be here for a week." Gaia added.

"Ugh! Intros! I'm Miranda Sanchez, this is Lizzie Mcguire and David Gordon." I said.

"Excuse me?" Gordo's face had turned red with anger. He hated being called David. He didn't even allow his parents to call him that anymore.

"Sorry. His full name is David Gordon, but his real name's Gordo. We've been best friends since Kindergarten (A/N: I don't know if that's when they first met but hey! I don't care!) and Lizzie and Gordo have known each other, literally, from birth."

"Cool. I'm Jason Phillips and this is my twin sister Gaia. We're from Prairie du Chein, which is French for Prairie of the Trees."

"You're from France?" I asked. Wow, France. That would be awesome!

Gaia laughed. "No, Wisconsin."

Wisconsin's nice too. "Oh, okay."

"So what were you all excited for Miranda?" Gordo asked curiously.

"I have the most amazing plan to get rid of pink girl! (my new nickname for Jolie.)" I started to get revved up again. I turned to Jason and Gaia, "Are you ready to ditch Jolie?"

"Are you kidding me?" Jason asked intent on what I had to say.

"Okay, it's pretty much up to you guys." I told Lizzie and Gordo.

"Us? Why us?" Lizzie asked.

"Because you're the only two who would be actually believable." I rolled my eyes. "Here's the plan." I said, bringing them in a huddle like a quarter back does in football. (A/N: yeah if that's wrong too, it's not my fault I've been in Australia for the past 2 years without the NFL or any kind of football for that matter!) "You two," I motioned toward Gaia and Jason "go along with anything Lizzie and Gordo say or do. You two," I motioned toward Lizzie and Gordo this time "act like a couple. Break!" I clapped my hands and stood up straight.

"WHAT?!?" Lizzie and Gordo yelled in unison.

"What's that have to do with getting rid of Jolie?" Gaia asked.

"Well, for one, Jolie can't flirt with Gordo anymore," I saw Lizzie shudder at the thought of some one flirting with Gordo, who wasn't' her. "and two, there may be a chance that when she sees Gordo's taken, she may back down."

Jason shook his head and opened his mouth to say that it wouldn't work, but Gaia elbowed him before he could.

I had a feeling Gaia could sense the two's closeness. Yeah! Some one to plot with!

"So what do you say? It'll only be for a week or so." I asked hopefully.

Gordo smiled slightly, "Sure, I mean it'll only be for a week right."

"Sure." I answered proudly. He had taken the leap of faith. 'Good for you Gordo.' I thought.

"Lizzie? What about you?" Jason asked.

She sighed. I wasn't sure if it was a sigh of defeat or of happiness but I was pretty sure it was the later. "I'm in."

"Alright!" My little babies were all grown up...and sooner or later, they'll be going off to college and getting married and then they'll have kids of their own and...ok I'm getting ahead of myself.

"Let's do this thing!" Gaia said excitedly.

"There you are Gordo!" Jolie walked around the corner and stood way too close to him. "I was, like, beginning to worry about you. Thought you had, like, ditched me or something."

Oh, that would never happen!

She smiled. It was sickeningly sweet. Ugh.

Gordo flashed Lizzie a look. One that said 'Any time now.'

"Gordo, baby, would you get me a smoothie?" Lizzie asked after seeing Gordo's look.

"Okay, but I'll n-need something in r-return." Gordo said smiling, maybe just a little too brightly, but he was blushing all the same.

"Oh really? Like what?" Lizzie blushed slightly as she realized the answer to her question.

"Like t-this." And he kissed her. It was quick, but it was still a kiss. And that's all that mattered.

I had to do it. I let out a small squeak. I mean sure, I had the 8th grade school picture and Matt had sold me the video he had captured on the roof of the hotel in Rome, but I didn't think I'd see this is person! At least not so soon! Jolie's face just made it a thousand times better.

"Excuse me, did I, like, miss something?" Jolie asked me irritably.

"Oh! Didn't I tell you? Lizzie is Gordo's girlfriend. They've been best friends since forever! It was bound to happen sometime! Rome. It happened in Rome." I said remembering the video tape. "They were on a class trip and they snuck up to the roof and they could see all of Rome! And fireworks, and lights and it was so romantic!" I gushed. I turned to my two best friends, expecting them to be relieved. Nope. The looked confused and surprised, and kept shooting me questioning looks. Whoops. I wasn't supposed to know all those details.

"Yeah, yeah, I get it." Jolie snapped. "So why are you so close to them exactly?"

"Oh, we've been best friends forever!"

"And you're supportive of this?" She was searching for the one fact that could get me angry at them and ultimately "break up" Lizzie and Gordo. Not gonna happen.

" Of course! I've been waiting for this to happen since the 4th grade."

"Well, are we going to Coaster Kingdom or not?" Gaia interrupted. Thank you, Gaia!

"Yeah, c'mon, let's go!" Gordo's smile was maybe just a little too big.so was Lizzie's.

"Alright!" This was going to be an interesting day, week, whatever.

Tadaa! The Plot thickens! Okay, so the plot appears. And just to let you know, Gaia and Jason will have bigger parts! I just couldn't figure out how to make them talk more here.it was too important of a chapter. Well, that's about all I have to say. Read and review!

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