Author's Note: The following is based on the episode "Summer Sucks".

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"Summertime"

Based on "Summertime" from the musical "Porgy and Bess" by George and Ira Gershwin

Summertime

And the livin' ain't easy.

Snow has melted

And fireworks are banned.

Pip's in summer school

Cartman's swimming in urine.

And Mr. Hat ain't on Mr. Garrison's hand.

Ned and Jimbo

Have been thrown in the slammer.

And that big ash snake

Can do nothing but destruct.

Chef can't help us

'Cause he's stuck in Aruba.

It looks like the whole town is completely fucked.