Author's Note: The following is based on the episode "Summer Sucks".
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"Summertime"
Based on "Summertime" from the musical "Porgy and Bess" by George and Ira Gershwin
Summertime
And the livin' ain't easy.
Snow has melted
And fireworks are banned.
Pip's in summer school
Cartman's swimming in urine.
And Mr. Hat ain't on Mr. Garrison's hand.
Ned and Jimbo
Have been thrown in the slammer.
And that big ash snake
Can do nothing but destruct.
Chef can't help us
'Cause he's stuck in Aruba.
It looks like the whole town is completely fucked.
