Author's Note: This song is dedicated to the two years that the boys were stuck with Mr. Garrison as a teacher.
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"Seasons of Hate"
Based on "Seasons of Love" from the musical "Rent" by Jonathan Larson
One million fifty-one thousand two hundred minutes,
One million fifty-one thousand moments to fear,
One million fifty-one thousand two hundred minutes,
How do you measure,
Measure two years?
In gayness, in NAMBLA, in sex-ed, and deranged puppets,
In twigs and gerbils up Mr. Slave's ass.
In one million fifty-one thousand two hundred minutes,
How do you measure two years in his class?
How about hate?
How about hate?
How about hate?
Measure in hate.
Seasons of hate.
Seasons of hate.
One million fifty-one thousand two hundred minutes,
One million fifty-one thousand moments of sin,
One million fifty-one thousand two hundred minutes,
How do you measure two years with Mr. Garrison?
We thought he was gone,
And relieved, we all sighed.
But trouble soon loomed,
When Ms. Choksondik died.
It's time now,
To move on,
Though our wounds may never mend.
Let's grit our teeth, forgive, and forget until fourth grade ends.
Remember the hate.
Remember the hate.
Remember the hate.
Measure in hate.
Seasons of hate.
Seasons of hate.
