Disclaimer: We don't own Inu-Yasha, LoTR, Fairly Odd Parents, Walt Disney,
convertibles, Hummers, or Yellowstone National Park.
*Inu-Yasha, Marielle, Alex, Sessho-Maru, and Naraku are gathered around a table with a bunch of charts and stuff*
I: Ok, here's the plan. Sessho-Maru sneaks in the front gate...
M: So where are we going again?
I: Santa's Workshop!!
A: Why?
I: Because that's where the Chocolate bunny is hidden!
S: Who said anything about a bunny?
M: Yeah, and how do you know so much about Willy Wonka's Chocolate factory?
A: Why are we attacking him again?
I: Becaaaaaaaaaaaaause—
N: --he created a chocolate bunny that would destroy the world!!!
*dunt dunt duuuuuuuuuuuuuun*
I: No it wouldn't!!
N: Ok, so maybe it can 'rule' the world.
A,M,&S: *gasp*
S: So we're trying to destroy the bunny to save the world?
I: NO! We're trying to get if for ourselves. Willy Wonka will never know what hit him...
@ Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory...
WW: I know they are going to hit me. I hope it's not hard because I bruise easily.
Shippo: Soooo...Why did you want me here again?
WW: Oh, yes! Shippo, I have a favor I need to ask of you—
Sh: So what's the favor?
WW: I'm getting to it! You see, I created a chocolate bunny—
Sh: Duh, you make lots of those.
WW: Will you stop interrupting!!
Sh: Ok.
WW: Thank you. As I was saying, This was not an ordinary bunny—
Sh: You weren't saying that!!
WW: Well I am now! The bunny I made wasn't made of ordinary chocolate—
Sh: Was it radio-active vanilla chocolate, so that if someone ate it or share it with their friends, they could rule the world, by some unexplained, highly illogical, and totally made up reason?
WW: Ok, now your just being rude... Shippo, will you travel to Santa's Workshop and retrieve the chocolate bunny for me?
Sh: Sure.
WW: And then will you go to Studio Town, find Walt Disney's brain, transfer his brain into your body, eat the bunny and rule the world?!
Sh: *gasp* *long pause* *shrugs* Why not?
WW: Ok then! Off you go!
Sh: Wait! Don't I get a fellowship or something? I mean the fic is called 'The Fellowship of the Chocolate Bunny'.
WW: Nope. You see, Inu-Yasha, Marielle, Alex, Sessho-Maru, and Naraku are the real fellowship. If I gave you a fellowship, I could get sued for copyrighting.
Sh: Buy my fairy godparents said—
*mad POOF*
W: What the heck is wrong with you people?
C: And I thought I was stupid!
W: Well before we *POOF* back to fairy world, lets have some bacon!!
C: Yum! Bacon!
Back @ the table in the chocolate cave, on Mt. Chocolate, which is located in the chocolate ocean, right off the chocolate peninsula, next to the streak of vanilla:
A: So how can the chocolate bunny rule the world?
I: I don't know, I just want the bunny so I can be the one and only EASTER BUNNY!!
M: I don't think the bunny works that way.
N: Well duh!... I didn't say you could make wishes off the bunny, I just said it could RULE THE WORLD!!! *runs in circle screaming*
S: Well you're a big help!
N:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!! *stops* Thank you, that was so nice!
I: Anyway, I want the damn bunny. I wanna rule the world!!
A: So, how do we get to the North Pole?
N: Why would we want to go there?
A: Because that's where Santa's Workshop is!!
I: No, it not, duh!
M: Then where is it?
S: Yellowstone National Park!!
A: I would have never guessed.
M: Seriously, Yellowstone?
N: Yeah, that park is so big, you could hide anything in there!
M: You found this out how?
S&I: His FAIRYGOD PARENTS!!
M&A: Ok, then...O.o
A: Let's go find Santa's Workshop!
N: Wooooooooohooooooooo!! I've always wanted to go to Idaho!!
M: Actually its in Wyoming.
I: To Wyoming!!
S: But I wanna go to Montana!!
*I,S&N burst out crying*
M&A: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM NOW?!
I: To the chocolate mobile!! M: To get to the chocolate mobile, you take a left turn at the table, walk out the 2nd chocolate door into the chocolate garage, pass the chocolate convertible, then go down the secret chocolate steps, pass the vanilla chocolate Hummer and there you go!! Your very own banana smoothie!!
A: That's not it!! You supposed to say 'your very own spleen'!
M: What were we talking about again?
A: I don't know...TURKEY!
M: TURKEY?!
A&M: WE LOVE TURKEY!!! ^.^
*Inu-Yasha, Marielle, Alex, Sessho-Maru, and Naraku are gathered around a table with a bunch of charts and stuff*
I: Ok, here's the plan. Sessho-Maru sneaks in the front gate...
M: So where are we going again?
I: Santa's Workshop!!
A: Why?
I: Because that's where the Chocolate bunny is hidden!
S: Who said anything about a bunny?
M: Yeah, and how do you know so much about Willy Wonka's Chocolate factory?
A: Why are we attacking him again?
I: Becaaaaaaaaaaaaause—
N: --he created a chocolate bunny that would destroy the world!!!
*dunt dunt duuuuuuuuuuuuuun*
I: No it wouldn't!!
N: Ok, so maybe it can 'rule' the world.
A,M,&S: *gasp*
S: So we're trying to destroy the bunny to save the world?
I: NO! We're trying to get if for ourselves. Willy Wonka will never know what hit him...
@ Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory...
WW: I know they are going to hit me. I hope it's not hard because I bruise easily.
Shippo: Soooo...Why did you want me here again?
WW: Oh, yes! Shippo, I have a favor I need to ask of you—
Sh: So what's the favor?
WW: I'm getting to it! You see, I created a chocolate bunny—
Sh: Duh, you make lots of those.
WW: Will you stop interrupting!!
Sh: Ok.
WW: Thank you. As I was saying, This was not an ordinary bunny—
Sh: You weren't saying that!!
WW: Well I am now! The bunny I made wasn't made of ordinary chocolate—
Sh: Was it radio-active vanilla chocolate, so that if someone ate it or share it with their friends, they could rule the world, by some unexplained, highly illogical, and totally made up reason?
WW: Ok, now your just being rude... Shippo, will you travel to Santa's Workshop and retrieve the chocolate bunny for me?
Sh: Sure.
WW: And then will you go to Studio Town, find Walt Disney's brain, transfer his brain into your body, eat the bunny and rule the world?!
Sh: *gasp* *long pause* *shrugs* Why not?
WW: Ok then! Off you go!
Sh: Wait! Don't I get a fellowship or something? I mean the fic is called 'The Fellowship of the Chocolate Bunny'.
WW: Nope. You see, Inu-Yasha, Marielle, Alex, Sessho-Maru, and Naraku are the real fellowship. If I gave you a fellowship, I could get sued for copyrighting.
Sh: Buy my fairy godparents said—
*mad POOF*
W: What the heck is wrong with you people?
C: And I thought I was stupid!
W: Well before we *POOF* back to fairy world, lets have some bacon!!
C: Yum! Bacon!
Back @ the table in the chocolate cave, on Mt. Chocolate, which is located in the chocolate ocean, right off the chocolate peninsula, next to the streak of vanilla:
A: So how can the chocolate bunny rule the world?
I: I don't know, I just want the bunny so I can be the one and only EASTER BUNNY!!
M: I don't think the bunny works that way.
N: Well duh!... I didn't say you could make wishes off the bunny, I just said it could RULE THE WORLD!!! *runs in circle screaming*
S: Well you're a big help!
N:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!! *stops* Thank you, that was so nice!
I: Anyway, I want the damn bunny. I wanna rule the world!!
A: So, how do we get to the North Pole?
N: Why would we want to go there?
A: Because that's where Santa's Workshop is!!
I: No, it not, duh!
M: Then where is it?
S: Yellowstone National Park!!
A: I would have never guessed.
M: Seriously, Yellowstone?
N: Yeah, that park is so big, you could hide anything in there!
M: You found this out how?
S&I: His FAIRYGOD PARENTS!!
M&A: Ok, then...O.o
A: Let's go find Santa's Workshop!
N: Wooooooooohooooooooo!! I've always wanted to go to Idaho!!
M: Actually its in Wyoming.
I: To Wyoming!!
S: But I wanna go to Montana!!
*I,S&N burst out crying*
M&A: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM NOW?!
I: To the chocolate mobile!! M: To get to the chocolate mobile, you take a left turn at the table, walk out the 2nd chocolate door into the chocolate garage, pass the chocolate convertible, then go down the secret chocolate steps, pass the vanilla chocolate Hummer and there you go!! Your very own banana smoothie!!
A: That's not it!! You supposed to say 'your very own spleen'!
M: What were we talking about again?
A: I don't know...TURKEY!
M: TURKEY?!
A&M: WE LOVE TURKEY!!! ^.^
