AN: ok, this is my first story and I am a freak so....be afraid.... be very
afraid!
Sydney was sitting outside one night in Florida on a porch of a safe house she was hiding out at. She felt relaxed because what ever danger she was in because she was at the safe house she forgot about. She was just sitting rocking herself back and forth. It was march and the weather was perfect! It was about 70 degrees and she was in one of her notorious tank tops and green jean shorts.
She was missing Vaughn and she was all alone. She couldn't be alone. She was just starting to wind down when she heard a sound in the bushes. She slowly and quietly got up and reached for her gun.
She walked over to the bush and heard... to her surprise... a small voice chuckling and ... hiccupping! What was up with this! She was curious and yet it seemed harmless, but she suddenly had the urge to run into her house and check the fridge to see if she still had all the liquor, she suspected it had been stolen by the curious giggling in the bushes.
But she resisted the urge. She pointed the gun to the bush and said in a firm and commanding voice get on your feet. She heard a rustling, and then repeated her command. The small voice ... there was 2 now said in unison "we're up" Sydney said for them to come out.
She had to look down to see two curious and drunk little fellows. She wondered to herself "I'm not in Kansas any more" She was taken aback at first and then she blinked and when they were still there she lowered her weapon and asked them what in gods name them were doing in a bush!
They said they had ... hiccup... gotten drunk and ... hiccup... found a bush and ... hiccup... took a dump and ... hiccup... had some sick crazy fun and... hiccup... couldn't remember anything else.
Sydney was nearly sick she begged them to stop talking. They hiccupped some more and passed out. Sydney had no idea what to make of this and was a bit freaked out she brought them in they looked harmless. She made some coffee and when they woke up she gave it to them and they asked her if she had a smoke on her! She was appalled! These little people were sick! She asked them if they were crazy and if they knew they could die like this. To which they responded "yeah right, and I suppose ... um... other stuff is bad too... yeah" Sydney needed an Advil she was getting a migraine.
The little people were fascinated when they heard about pills! They needed pills! She was mad now she yelled at them and took her medicine. She asked them their names and was surprised to hear Merry and Pipin! What the crap was going on here.
She decided she didn't need this! She still had a gun and she worked for the CIA. They could make any murder look like an accident. So she figured what the hell and pulled out her gun and killed them both.
That's the end of that!
Sydney was sitting outside one night in Florida on a porch of a safe house she was hiding out at. She felt relaxed because what ever danger she was in because she was at the safe house she forgot about. She was just sitting rocking herself back and forth. It was march and the weather was perfect! It was about 70 degrees and she was in one of her notorious tank tops and green jean shorts.
She was missing Vaughn and she was all alone. She couldn't be alone. She was just starting to wind down when she heard a sound in the bushes. She slowly and quietly got up and reached for her gun.
She walked over to the bush and heard... to her surprise... a small voice chuckling and ... hiccupping! What was up with this! She was curious and yet it seemed harmless, but she suddenly had the urge to run into her house and check the fridge to see if she still had all the liquor, she suspected it had been stolen by the curious giggling in the bushes.
But she resisted the urge. She pointed the gun to the bush and said in a firm and commanding voice get on your feet. She heard a rustling, and then repeated her command. The small voice ... there was 2 now said in unison "we're up" Sydney said for them to come out.
She had to look down to see two curious and drunk little fellows. She wondered to herself "I'm not in Kansas any more" She was taken aback at first and then she blinked and when they were still there she lowered her weapon and asked them what in gods name them were doing in a bush!
They said they had ... hiccup... gotten drunk and ... hiccup... found a bush and ... hiccup... took a dump and ... hiccup... had some sick crazy fun and... hiccup... couldn't remember anything else.
Sydney was nearly sick she begged them to stop talking. They hiccupped some more and passed out. Sydney had no idea what to make of this and was a bit freaked out she brought them in they looked harmless. She made some coffee and when they woke up she gave it to them and they asked her if she had a smoke on her! She was appalled! These little people were sick! She asked them if they were crazy and if they knew they could die like this. To which they responded "yeah right, and I suppose ... um... other stuff is bad too... yeah" Sydney needed an Advil she was getting a migraine.
The little people were fascinated when they heard about pills! They needed pills! She was mad now she yelled at them and took her medicine. She asked them their names and was surprised to hear Merry and Pipin! What the crap was going on here.
She decided she didn't need this! She still had a gun and she worked for the CIA. They could make any murder look like an accident. So she figured what the hell and pulled out her gun and killed them both.
That's the end of that!
