Helping James

By: Athena Diagon Cat

Disclaimer: I may have written this story, but it isn't mine.

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            Valentine's Day dawned bright and clear- with 5 feet of snow on the ground. And of course Sirius had to go and get some. And of course Sirius just had to put it down James's shirt.

            'Sirius Bloody Black! Why did you put that snow down my bloody shit?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" James screamed from where Magicia and Remus were restraining him.

            "Um," said Sirius, "Eddy did it?" James lunges at him.

            "I'm going to bloody kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!" James chased Sirius around the common room until Andromeda came down and stunned him.

            "Thank you, Andy," Magicia panted. (Magicia and Remus had been trying to stop James.)

            "Any time," said Andromeda, and blew the smoke from the tip of her wand.

            "Hey! Magie! Catch!" Sirius threw a snowball at her head, where it smashed. "Haha! You missed!" He tossed another one at Remus, and fled, Magicia and Remus at his heels, both trying to kill him.

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            Fortunately for Sirius, McGonagall yelled at Remus and Magic for yelling in the halls, and told them if they did it again, she give them both detentions. Sirius may have been saved from being killed at that moment, but James, Magicia, and Remus were out for revenge.

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            Sirius realized that his friends didn't like having snowball thrown at them when they were indoors, and so decided to throw them at Snape instead. But instead of snowballs, he made iceballs. Really hard iceballs. The T.S.S.C. had to act fast.

            Magicia was in charge of trying to recruit new members, but so far, so only got a 5th year named Marie to join.

            "Fellow Sirius Stoppers," James began, "WE have been summoned together to save Snape from being killed by Sirius, who seems to be on a snow high."

            "What's a snow high?" Magicia wanted to know.

            "A snow high is when Sirius gets excited because there's a lot of snow on the ground," Remus explained.

            "He seems like a hyper-active puppy," said Marie. James and Remus glanced at each other.

            "A-HEM. As I was saying, we have to save Snape from Sirius. Now, does any one have a plan?" Andy raised her hand. "Yes?"

            "I say that one of us dresses up as his mother and screams at him not to do that ever again, while another one of us pretends to be his father, and spanks him." Every one stared at her. "What? That's what his parents did when he threw an iceball at his brother."

            "I think we should get rid of Eddy too. It's really gotten scary lately," said Teddy.

            "All in favor?"

            "Aye."

            "All opposed?"

            Silence.

            "Now that we have a plan, who does what?" Magicia asked.

            "I want to be his mom, to get back at him for embarrassing me on New Years," said Andy.

            "I want to be his father, and give him a good kick in the pants," said James.

            "Then the rest of us, will take Eddy and get rid of him," said Remus.

            "Meeting adorned," said James.

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            Sirius crept along the empty corridor after Snape. He took aim and-

            "SIRIUS BLACK!!!!"

            "What the- MOTHER!!!!!"

            "Sirius Black! How dare you throw those things at poor Mr. Snape! What has he ever done to you?!"

            'Um, existed?"

            "How dare you!" Sirius was about to try to run off, when someone grabbed him around the waist.

            "Father?! What are- OW!!!!!!!" he yelled, as his 'father' spanked him with his broom.

            Lily, who was hiding in the shadows, whispered a summoning charm. Eddy flew over to her. She slunk away to Magicia.

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            Magicia took Eddy, and cleaned him, as he was filthy. She then sent him to her cousin, Laura, who had just had a baby. She just hoped that Eddy wouldn't scare the baby.

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            Meanwhile, Teddy, Remus, and Marie were in a pet shop, and fighting over which pet to get Sirius.

            "Kitties!" Marie yelled.

            "Fish!" yelled Remus.

            "Rabbits!" Teddy screamed.

            "Will you please quiet down? You're making the parakeets go nuts!" cried the poor shop owner.

            "Sorry, but we need to get our friend a pet," said Remus. "I want to get him some fish, as they just swim around all day."

            "Well, I think we should get him a rabbit, 'cause they don't make any noise, and you can pet them," said Teddy.

            "Get him a cat! Cat's are cool!" Marie insisted.

            "I think the young lady's right. Get him a cat. Here, what about this one?" The man held up a yellow kitten.

            "We'll take him," said Marie.

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            "Eddy! Oh, Eddy! Where are you? Come to Dada!" Sirius cried that night, crawling around on his hands and knees in the common room.

            "Ahh! Get that evil cat away from me! It ate my cheese!" Peter screamed, standing on his chair.

            "Leave it alone, you rat!" Magicia yelled, and picked it up. "Hey, Sirius, there's a note here that says that this cat's for you!"

            "Lemme see that!" Sirius yelled. He took the note off the cat's collar. "'To Sirius, from a friend- or 2- or 3: This kitty is for you! Please take good care of him.' Aw! I always wanted a kitty-cat!" He took the cat from Magicia.

            "It ate my cheese!" Peter protested.

            "Good kitty!" Sirius continued, pretending not to hear Peter. "I'll name you Cheese! Come on Cheese, it's bed time." Sirius went up to his dorm, still talking to Cheese.

            "Let's just hope Cheese doesn't turn out evil," said Magicia.

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I'm putting the ball in the next chapter, ok?

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