Helping James

By: Athena Diagon Cat

Disclaimer: I don't own this. I don't even want to. I just want to control J. K. Rowling's brain. Then, she'd hurry up with the 6th book.

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            One week after Valentine's Day, (or as Sirius called it, Evil Day) Sirius was bored. James was hanging out with Lily, Magicia was reading and cursing anyone who came anywhere near her (it seemed that she was PMS-ing), Andromeda, Teddy, and Marie were wandering around the castle, trying to scare random students (not seriously, mind you), and Remus was talking to some girl named Gabbi.

            "Ok, Cheese," said Sirius too his cat, "I'm going to teach you how to attack Snape." He picked up Cheese, and found Snape, but, to his horror, Cheese purred and wound around his legs.

            "Nice cat," said Snape, and walked off.

            "Cheese!" Cheese purred at Sirius happily. "Cheese, you're supposed to attack him! Stupid cat." Marie poked her head around the corner.

            "Did you just say that Cheese is stupid?"

            "Yes."

            "Attack!!!!!!!!" Marie kicked and hit Sirius, and then ran off with Cheese.

            "Note to self: never insult a cat, for fear a cat lover will kill you."

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            In the common room that night, James stood up.

            "My friends," he began, "I am pleased to announce that Miss Lily Evans has just agreed to go on a date with me." Every one started cheering.

            "Thank God," Magicia gasped, "I was afraid he was going to tell us that they were engaged."

            "Way to go, Prongs!" Sirius yelled. "This calls for some Snape-toasting! Follow me!" Sirius strode out of the common room, half of Gryffindor House behind him.

            "T.S.S.C. meeting!" James yelled. The group gathered around him.

            "What's T.S.S.C.?" asked Remus's friend Gabbi.

            "Um, The Sirius Stoppers Committee," said Remus, glancing at the other nervously.

            "Cool! Can I join?"

            "Sure," said James.

            "Thanks!"

            "Now, if Sirius is doing a Snape-toasting, we'll have to take his wand. Who wants to do this?"

            "Ooh, me, me!" said Marie and Gabbi at the same time. They ran out of the common room.

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            Marie and Gabbi both ran up to Sirius, who had just cornered Snape, and took his and Snape's wands.

            "Hey! Give they back, you evil girls!" Sirius yelled. Marie tossed Snape his wand, and Gabbi tossed Sirius's to Marie. They kept tossing the wand to each other, with an extremely angry Sirius in the middle. Remus had enough sense to get out brooms for the girls, and dropped them from his. Marie and Gabbi got on the brooms, and zoomed off, eventually giving the wand to Magicia, who put it on Sirius's bed.

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            "You know, James, that was really noble of you to start this club," said Lily later.

            "It was the only was I would be allowed to hang out with Sirius."

            "My clever James," Lily sighed, and leaned her head on James's shoulder.

            "Not again!" Sirius screamed, and ran off; presumably to Dumbledore, to ask if he could pass a law against mushiness.

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This story is almost done, thank God. I can't stand writing all these mushy scenes. Reading them is one thing (oh the embarrassment!), writing them is another.

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-Athena Diagon Cat

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