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(I knew I would have to eventually fix this) Twin Foxes
Outtakes and More
~* Dakota and Bit are seen sitting near to each other in director's chairs, each slightly turned to face each other. Between them is a table, upon which is a script, a tape, and a bottle of spring water. The seem to be laughing and enjoying a conversation until they turn to the camera. One last remark is made before one speaks.*~
Dakota:*Looking at the camera* Hello! Welcome to the show! You know me, I'm Dakota Cloud.
Bit: And you better know me, I'm Bit. Were here to show you what happens off-camera during the making of Twin Foxes.
Dakota: Were also gonna show you what happens when one of us starts messing up. Here's s hint: The rest of us generally end up doing it too.
Bit: The first thing we'll show you is a clip from the making of chapter one. This is kinda my fault. It's the scene where I'm supposed to be carrying my sister into the base.
~*Dakota shoots him a look and a monitor behind them flickers. The image switches to show us a view of the set. In the bottom left hand corner, CAM2 is shown in white letters.*~
Director (Out of sight): Okay! Lights, Camera.........Roll film! Background monitors on.........action!
Dakota: DON'T drop me.*Lies limp in Bit's arms just before ACTION is called*
Bit:*Adjusts his grip on his sister's legs and starts to go through the door. He misjudges the width and Dakota hits her head on the door* Sh-beep- t, you okay?
Dakota: Ow!*Rubs her head* Bloody imbecile! You're not supposed to conk me out!*Hits him in the chest*
~*A tanned woman in a pair of denim short-shorts and a white crop top is shown on camera, blonde hair pulled back in a ponytail with burgundy roots and tips, taking off her sunglasses to reveal dark blue eyes. They were welling up with tears as she laughed, tossing her script into the chair nearest her*~
Bit: Well Millennia finds it funny! (Author's Note: Millennia=ME! I'm the director!) Don't you Millennia?
Millennia: Actually, it's your stupidity I happen to find hilarious. But okay, you can think that if you like!*Looks at the crew* Alright, let's try that again. Take two! Lights, Camera.........Roll film! Background monitors on.........action!
~*Bit tries again, fails again. This goes on for a few cut-shots, until they finally get it right. The scene plays out perfectly*~
Millennia:*Clapping* Perfect, guys, good work! Next scene. We gotta move, we need this done by morning people.
~*The camera picks up with Bit and Dakota laughing, still in the director's chairs, and they look back at the camera*~
Bit: I'm not the only one who screws up, you know.
Dakota: Yes, we know. But it IS mostly just you.
Bit: Oh, how do you explain the next one?
Dakota: Bastard. Anyhow.........This was where I was supposed to start beating up Bit's stunt double. But I got a bad case of the giggles when I saw the look on his face.........just watch.
~*The monitor flickers again, video coming in clearer faster this time. CAM1 is in the corner of the screen for a few seconds before disappearing. We see Dakota shouting at the stunt double, and the rest of the gang looking fearful in the background.*~
Dakota: How dare you! How-c-*starts laughing*.........I'm so sorry! I just.........he looks terrified of me!
Stunt Double: I AM terrified of you!
Dakota: Aah!*hugs him* Okay, can we do this again?
~*They try again, and she collapses in another fit of laughter, this time bringing Brad along with her*~
Brad: He does look absolutely frightened! What have you done to the poor guy, Dakota?
Dakota: I haven't done anything
~*They resume shooting again*~
Dakota: How dare-okay now I can't remember the line.
~*Cut screen*~
Dakota: How-What the hell are you doing over there?*Looks at the real Bit*
Bit: You aren't supposed to look at me!
~*Cut screen. Next try Dakota gets a punch in, but the stunt double yelps and holds his nose*~
Dakota: Oh no!
Lena: What'd you do, D? He's got a broken nose now probably!
Jamie: Oh gosh, this isn't good.
Stunt Double:*Pops his head up, smiling* Gotcha.*Is immediately hit in the shoulder with a script by Millennia*
~*One last cut screen, and then the scene plays out without a hitch. The camera pans back out and Dakota is now sitting opposite Millennia, who is shouting at someone in the background*~
Millennia: Isn't her brother just the stupidest thing you've ever beheld?
Dakota: I still wonder what he was up to back there.
Millennia:*Cringes* BAD THOUGHTS! Dakota, don't do that to me!
Dakota: Sorry. Here's a few clips of what goes on OFF the set.*Continues trying to help Millennia stop her hair frizzing problem*
~*Monitor sets in on Brad and Dakota walking down a street somewhere, apparently trying to shove each other to opposite sides of the street. Brad pushes Dakota, Dakota pushes Brad. Brad gives her one good push and she disappears from the frame for a few moments. She does a flying tackle, and both disappear. Then the camera changes to the whole cast in a night club.*~
Dakota:*Drink in hand* THIS.........this is what happens when Millennia gives us a day off. The night before.........we go out, get drunk.........
Jamie: And there's no problem if we're hung over or in each other's beds the morning after!*Dakota jumps on his back, he spills his drink and goes around in circles carrying her*
Bit:*Close to the camera* We can tell who's going where tonight, can't we?*Is jumped on by Lena*
Lena: PAAAAAAAARTAY! WOOOHOOO! (AN: Can you tell? She's been in the vodka!)
~*The camera pans back out and Dakota and Millennia are laughing at the drunken antics. They look at the camera once more*~
Millennia: Remind me not to let them have many more days off.
Dakota: But.........but.........but.........they're so much fun!
Millennia: Yeah. And what happened when you woke up in Jamie's bed the next morning?
Dakota:*Cough* We never spoke of it again.
Millennia:*Rolls her eyes* Here's a few clips of Dakota screwing up again. That's always good.
~*Once again, monitor, bladey-bladey-blah.(AN: I was having a lazy moment.) We see Dakota standing at the top of the stairs, a scene from chapter two. She starts walking down the steps and steps on her skirt, falling and hitting her elbow on the steps*~
Brad:*Looks at her funny* Graceful.
Bit:*Collapses in laughter* OR NOT!
Dakota:*Pulling herself up on the railing* It's NOT funny!*The railing breaks and she falls*
~*Cut screen. Dakota makes it halfway down the steps before falling this time.*~
Dakota:*Grabbing onto the newly rebuilt railing* Jesus bleeding Christ, don't break on me now.
~*Cut screen*~
Dakota:*Starts laughing on the first step* I'm afraid!
~*Cut screen. Everything is normal. She falls on cue, but Brad's too late to catch her*~
Dakota: BRAD
Brad:*Laughing* I'm so sorry! It was my fault this time.........are you okay?
Dakota:*Gets up* I expect to get paid well for this.
~*They try one more time and it goes off perfectly. The screen goes back out again, and Brad is sitting opposite the director*~
Millennia: That's all we have for you this time. Keep checking back for more goodies, like more outtakes, cast parties, songfics, and casting calls!
Brad: Casting calls?
Millennia: I may need a few replacements eventually. Who knows? See you next time!
Brad: Hold on. Casting calls? What do you mean replacements? Hey, are you listening?!
(I knew I would have to eventually fix this) Twin Foxes
Outtakes and More
~* Dakota and Bit are seen sitting near to each other in director's chairs, each slightly turned to face each other. Between them is a table, upon which is a script, a tape, and a bottle of spring water. The seem to be laughing and enjoying a conversation until they turn to the camera. One last remark is made before one speaks.*~
Dakota:*Looking at the camera* Hello! Welcome to the show! You know me, I'm Dakota Cloud.
Bit: And you better know me, I'm Bit. Were here to show you what happens off-camera during the making of Twin Foxes.
Dakota: Were also gonna show you what happens when one of us starts messing up. Here's s hint: The rest of us generally end up doing it too.
Bit: The first thing we'll show you is a clip from the making of chapter one. This is kinda my fault. It's the scene where I'm supposed to be carrying my sister into the base.
~*Dakota shoots him a look and a monitor behind them flickers. The image switches to show us a view of the set. In the bottom left hand corner, CAM2 is shown in white letters.*~
Director (Out of sight): Okay! Lights, Camera.........Roll film! Background monitors on.........action!
Dakota: DON'T drop me.*Lies limp in Bit's arms just before ACTION is called*
Bit:*Adjusts his grip on his sister's legs and starts to go through the door. He misjudges the width and Dakota hits her head on the door* Sh-beep- t, you okay?
Dakota: Ow!*Rubs her head* Bloody imbecile! You're not supposed to conk me out!*Hits him in the chest*
~*A tanned woman in a pair of denim short-shorts and a white crop top is shown on camera, blonde hair pulled back in a ponytail with burgundy roots and tips, taking off her sunglasses to reveal dark blue eyes. They were welling up with tears as she laughed, tossing her script into the chair nearest her*~
Bit: Well Millennia finds it funny! (Author's Note: Millennia=ME! I'm the director!) Don't you Millennia?
Millennia: Actually, it's your stupidity I happen to find hilarious. But okay, you can think that if you like!*Looks at the crew* Alright, let's try that again. Take two! Lights, Camera.........Roll film! Background monitors on.........action!
~*Bit tries again, fails again. This goes on for a few cut-shots, until they finally get it right. The scene plays out perfectly*~
Millennia:*Clapping* Perfect, guys, good work! Next scene. We gotta move, we need this done by morning people.
~*The camera picks up with Bit and Dakota laughing, still in the director's chairs, and they look back at the camera*~
Bit: I'm not the only one who screws up, you know.
Dakota: Yes, we know. But it IS mostly just you.
Bit: Oh, how do you explain the next one?
Dakota: Bastard. Anyhow.........This was where I was supposed to start beating up Bit's stunt double. But I got a bad case of the giggles when I saw the look on his face.........just watch.
~*The monitor flickers again, video coming in clearer faster this time. CAM1 is in the corner of the screen for a few seconds before disappearing. We see Dakota shouting at the stunt double, and the rest of the gang looking fearful in the background.*~
Dakota: How dare you! How-c-*starts laughing*.........I'm so sorry! I just.........he looks terrified of me!
Stunt Double: I AM terrified of you!
Dakota: Aah!*hugs him* Okay, can we do this again?
~*They try again, and she collapses in another fit of laughter, this time bringing Brad along with her*~
Brad: He does look absolutely frightened! What have you done to the poor guy, Dakota?
Dakota: I haven't done anything
~*They resume shooting again*~
Dakota: How dare-okay now I can't remember the line.
~*Cut screen*~
Dakota: How-What the hell are you doing over there?*Looks at the real Bit*
Bit: You aren't supposed to look at me!
~*Cut screen. Next try Dakota gets a punch in, but the stunt double yelps and holds his nose*~
Dakota: Oh no!
Lena: What'd you do, D? He's got a broken nose now probably!
Jamie: Oh gosh, this isn't good.
Stunt Double:*Pops his head up, smiling* Gotcha.*Is immediately hit in the shoulder with a script by Millennia*
~*One last cut screen, and then the scene plays out without a hitch. The camera pans back out and Dakota is now sitting opposite Millennia, who is shouting at someone in the background*~
Millennia: Isn't her brother just the stupidest thing you've ever beheld?
Dakota: I still wonder what he was up to back there.
Millennia:*Cringes* BAD THOUGHTS! Dakota, don't do that to me!
Dakota: Sorry. Here's a few clips of what goes on OFF the set.*Continues trying to help Millennia stop her hair frizzing problem*
~*Monitor sets in on Brad and Dakota walking down a street somewhere, apparently trying to shove each other to opposite sides of the street. Brad pushes Dakota, Dakota pushes Brad. Brad gives her one good push and she disappears from the frame for a few moments. She does a flying tackle, and both disappear. Then the camera changes to the whole cast in a night club.*~
Dakota:*Drink in hand* THIS.........this is what happens when Millennia gives us a day off. The night before.........we go out, get drunk.........
Jamie: And there's no problem if we're hung over or in each other's beds the morning after!*Dakota jumps on his back, he spills his drink and goes around in circles carrying her*
Bit:*Close to the camera* We can tell who's going where tonight, can't we?*Is jumped on by Lena*
Lena: PAAAAAAAARTAY! WOOOHOOO! (AN: Can you tell? She's been in the vodka!)
~*The camera pans back out and Dakota and Millennia are laughing at the drunken antics. They look at the camera once more*~
Millennia: Remind me not to let them have many more days off.
Dakota: But.........but.........but.........they're so much fun!
Millennia: Yeah. And what happened when you woke up in Jamie's bed the next morning?
Dakota:*Cough* We never spoke of it again.
Millennia:*Rolls her eyes* Here's a few clips of Dakota screwing up again. That's always good.
~*Once again, monitor, bladey-bladey-blah.(AN: I was having a lazy moment.) We see Dakota standing at the top of the stairs, a scene from chapter two. She starts walking down the steps and steps on her skirt, falling and hitting her elbow on the steps*~
Brad:*Looks at her funny* Graceful.
Bit:*Collapses in laughter* OR NOT!
Dakota:*Pulling herself up on the railing* It's NOT funny!*The railing breaks and she falls*
~*Cut screen. Dakota makes it halfway down the steps before falling this time.*~
Dakota:*Grabbing onto the newly rebuilt railing* Jesus bleeding Christ, don't break on me now.
~*Cut screen*~
Dakota:*Starts laughing on the first step* I'm afraid!
~*Cut screen. Everything is normal. She falls on cue, but Brad's too late to catch her*~
Dakota: BRAD
Brad:*Laughing* I'm so sorry! It was my fault this time.........are you okay?
Dakota:*Gets up* I expect to get paid well for this.
~*They try one more time and it goes off perfectly. The screen goes back out again, and Brad is sitting opposite the director*~
Millennia: That's all we have for you this time. Keep checking back for more goodies, like more outtakes, cast parties, songfics, and casting calls!
Brad: Casting calls?
Millennia: I may need a few replacements eventually. Who knows? See you next time!
Brad: Hold on. Casting calls? What do you mean replacements? Hey, are you listening?!
