Helping James
By: Athena Diagon Cat
Disclaimer: If you want the disclaimer, go back to any of the previous chapters. I'm not writing it anymore.
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So James and Lily went on date, after date, after date, after date, for several months. And when the 7th years started studying for their N.E.W.T.s, they went on dates and studied. Magicia was getting sick of all the kissing, and started locking herself in her dorm. Sirius couldn't get a sensible word out of James, and started harassing Snape. The members of the T.S.S.C. had to give up on James and Lily helping them. All in all, every one was getting annoyed with James and Lily.
"Why can't we just break them up?" Sirius asked one day in early June. "I can't even say good morning to James without him saying something about how perfect his precious Lily is!"
"No, don't break them up," said Magicia, who was looking around figuratively, afraid Jamly (as they were calling James and Lily) would come in the library and start snogging. "Just get them to separate for once."
"If we do that, when they get back to each other, the snogging will get worse," Remus pointed out. "I think you should tell them that they're neglecting their head duties."
"Fine," Magicia snapped. "You tell them."
"Me?! No way! Sirius, you tell them!"
"WHAT?!?!?!?! I'm not telling the dreaded Jamly! You do it Magie."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"I guess we'll all do it," Remus said with a sigh.
"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sirius and Magicia yelled together.
"NO SCREAMING IN THE LIBRARY!!!!!!" Madame Prince shrieked, chasing them out.
"We have to tell them," Remus insisted when they got back to the common room. "If we don't, Hogwarts will be doomed!"
"Why will Hogwarts be doomed?" Magicia, Sirius, and Remus turned around, and saw-
"IT'S THE EVIL JAMLY!" Magicia screamed.
"RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!" Sirius yelled, and the two of them would have fled, if Remus hadn't grabbed them by their shirts.
"LEMME GO! LEMME GO!" cried Sirius.
"I'll hex you into oblivion!" Magicia hissed, fighting like a tiger.
"Nope. Time to tell them."
"Aww, man," they groaned.
"Tell us what?" James asked, confused.
"You guys have to stop with all the kissing," Magicia muttered, shooting death glares at Remus, who smirked.
"Yeah. It's so unhygienic," said Sirius, looking cross that a girl was braver then him.
"But why?" James asked. "You were the ones who wanted us to be together."
"Well, yes, but you're going overboard. You'll probably get engaged before the N.E.W.T.s at this rate."
"Engaged, you say? Hmm…" James looked thoughtful.
"I'm out of here," Sirius said, and bolted.
"Right behind you," Magicia gasped, and followed.
"Wait for me! I do not want to see any proposals!" Remus called after them, and ran after them at top speed.
"What was that all about?" Lily asked, perplexed.
"Beats me. Come on, let's go study."
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There is one word for the N.E.W.T.s: exhausting. James and Lily didn't even have the energy to snog! That, in itself, was a miracle.
The 7th years all got great results, amazingly enough. And before they knew it, it was Graduation Day.
James's parents, Aunt, and Uncle came, bringing Lily's parents, and his cousin Emeline was allowed out of classes to attend.
Remus's father and older brother showed up,(though a bit late,) and his little sister Diana also got out of classes, along with Andromeda, who was Sirius's only family member to come.
Magicia was cursed with her whole family coming. Her parents, little sister, and little brothers all came, as did Laura and her baby, who was clutching Eddy.
"Eddy!" Sirius cried, and ran over to the little girl. "Sorry, Miss," he said, "But can I please hug your monkey?" She nodded, and Sirius hugged Eddy hard, before giving him back. "Take good care of him, ok?"
"Ooh kay," said the girl, and skipped off.
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After the ceremony, James went up to Lily, his hands behind his back.
"Lily Rose Evans, will you make me the happiest man alive and marry me? Please?" Lily turned red, but she hugged James anyway.
"I'd be honored," she whispered.
"Way to go, Prongs!" Sirius and Remus yelled, and hugged him and Lily.
"No more having to help James. My job is done," Magicia sighed in relief as she watched James place a diamond ring on Lily's hand.
"Um, Magic? Will you marry me?" asked Peter hesitantly. Magicia turned green.
"Er, no thanks."
"It's because of Sirius, isn't it?!"
"No way! Sirius is way too goofy for me."
"Which is good," said Sirius, "because I've got a thing for someone else."
"Ooh, who?"
"Some French girl I met at La Petite Cafe," he said dreamily, and ran off, singing the school song as loud as he could.
THE END!
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YAY! IT'S FINALLY OVER! Well, except for the epilogue.
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-Athena Diagon Cat
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