Your 'Not So Ordinary Shopping Day'
Disclaimer: Anime-kat2002 owns Kat and Risika, TNT owns Charmed, Akira Toriyama owns DBZ, Ryoko owns Hoofamon, Shinmon, Kenyamon, and Plague, Amanda aka 'Prue' owns Aerro, and SailorBree owns Bree.
Authoress Note: To understand how things are written please read Part I. Plz R&R!
Part II
(R) "GOKU!" Kat shouted, Risika's eyes filled with tears."Daddy!" She cried, Kat picked up the
shelf. "You are NOT going to die like this!" She said as she threw the shelf aside. Goku was
lying on the floor unconcious, Risika shook him."Daddy, get up!" She said, Kat slapped Goku across the face with a shoe. "Wake up Dammit!" She screamed. Goku didn't stir. Kat picked up an oversize frying pan. "If you don't get up, I'm gonna hit you with this frying pan and I wont feed you for a week!" Goku's eyes flew open and he quickly sat up, smashing his head into Kat's causing her to fall back. "NO! NOT THAT!" Goku said. He looked down at Kat. "My bad..."
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"TRUNKS!" Ryoko called, Picking through the rubble. "Trunks where are you, dude?" She turned at the sound of shifting concrete. Trunks stood up emerging from a mound of crushed concrete and various toher debris. "Trunks!" Ryoko cried, running up to him. "Are you okay?" Trunks dusted himself off and smiled at her. "Yeah I'll be fine." He said "Was Belthazor defeated?"
"Yep," Ryoko said. "We'd better get back to the others." she took one step away from him and
tripped but he caught her. "Tricky to walk here, huh?" He asked her. "Damn! He's gone!" Growled a muscular man with spikey black hair. Ryoko and Trunks looked up."Father?" Trunks asked. By that time plague was awake glaring at the new man. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE VEGGIE?!!!" She demanded. Vegeta glared at her. "Shut up, you freak!" he barked.
(P) " I came to make sure she...." He pointed at Prue, "Was ok."
He finished as he walked over and kissed her and everyone rolled their eyes, and Plague gaged
like she was going to puke."How did you know that she was.....well we was in trouble?" Ryoko asked."VEGGIE!!!" Plague yelled. Vegeta quit kissing prue and quickly looked up. "Huh...What...Oh this dude poped out in front of me out of no where and told me."
"Leo." Prue whispered to herself. "He said that you guys could use some help." He said looking around.
(K) Goku walked out of the store that he and Kat crashed into carring Risika. Kat was not to far
behind him. "Are you three ok?" Ryoko asked."Yeah I guess we're ok." Kat started as she scrached her head. "But Goku had a shelf thrown on him."Plague, Bree, and Aerro started to stir. "Oh my head." Bree said."Damn Dirty Dutchen Demon!" Plague yelled as she ran over and started kicking the remains of Belthazor. "She's alright." Aerro said"Well since eveyone is alright, lets continue shoppng." Prue said.
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~A Few hours later~
Goku, Kat, Bree, Trunks, Vegeta, Plague, and Aerro came walking out another store carrying about 20 boxes each. "I don't think they need this many damn shoes!" Kat said as they stopped walking. Phoebe looked down at Risika, who was holding onto Goku's pant leg. "Why don't we got you something?" She asked her. Risika looked away and buried her head into Goku's pant leg.
"Aww..she's shy." Piper said. "Can we go now?" Plague asked."We do need to grocery shop." Prue said. "Every one to the car!"
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They all put the bags onto the back and climbed in. Prue was driving, beside her was Phoebe, then Piper, and Goku was beside her with Risika sitting on his lap. In the back everyone else crammed in. Ryoko sat on Trunks' lap, everyone else just sat there. They drove to the grocery store.
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Inside the store they all had a grocery cart and was filling it up. "I'm thirsty." Kat whinned.
"Well get a soda off the shelf and pay for it when we get to the check out." Trunks said. Kat
mimicked (his back to her) and stopped walking. She looked around and grabbed something off the shelf. "Hm..A1 Steak Sauce."
At the checkout, everything was rung up. "Where's Kat?" Bree said. they all looked around.
"I don't see her." Goku said. Risika looked up at the fronty of the store, she pulled on Goku's
pant leg. he looked at her. "There she is." Risika said and pointed at her.
"What the hell is she doing?!" Vegeta yelled as they walked up to Kat. Kat looked at them, her
arms full of A1 Steak Sauce.
"Hey guys." She said as she started drinking a bottle of the sauce. "Kat you did pay for those right?" Kenyamon said asked. "Nope." She said."Then you are going to return them all or pay for them." Ryoko said. The manager came out with a shotgun. "Stupid Dutchen taking my steak sauce!" He yelled and started shooting. Plague growled."WE ARE NOT DUTCHEN!!! She screamed."Run away!" Bree shrieked. Aerro grabbed Plague and ran out of the store.
~Back in the car, same order~
"Why the hell are you drinking A1 Stake Sauce?" Hoofamon asked. Kat stopped drinking one of the 100 bottles she stole and glared at him. "Shut the hell up you Dutchen terriorist." Plague
started beating the crap out of Hoofamon. "DIE DIE DIE!!!" A few minuets later after Ryoko made Plague stop hitting Hoofamon. "Lets take over the Goverment." Kat said then started drinking more steak sauce. "That was random." Shinmon said. "We are not..." Prue started to say. Kat jumped over Prue's seat and pushed her to the side Kat started driving toward the capitol.
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Al Gore was talking into a camera inside the white house. "As your new president." He was saying before the lights went out. 10 minutes later the lights came back on and Kat is sitting in the
president's desk. "Hello my fellow American's, I am your new ruler I MEAN president, Kat."
"Dirty Dutchens!" Plague yelled and jumped on the desk."HEY, they can't see me!" Kat yelled as she was trying to look around Plague. "We are so gonna nuke your ass's you little..." Plague was yelling as Kat shoved her off the desk.
"OW!HEY!" Plague said as she rubbed her head. "Shut up!" Kat yelled, she looked back at the camera and smiled. "Well who wants to meet the first man?" Kat asked and ran off screen. Everyone walked infront of the camera and started waving everything starts to hear thing breaking. "MOVE!" Kat yelled and they all scattered. Kat sat back down at the desk hugging Goku.
"LET GO OF ME!" Goku yelled. He broke free and ran off. "I know where you live!" Kat yelled at him. She looked back at the camera. "If anyone would like to oppose me….." She said and snapped her fingers.Plague, Bree, Aerro, and Kat jumped on the desk. Aerro holding a shotgun, Plague holding a chainsaw, Bree with her trangulizer gun, and Kat with her rocket launcher. "You'll have to deal with us!" Kat finished as they all attacked the camera.
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(P) "You broke the camera!" Piper yelled as she picked up what parts she could find, trying to put them back together. "Now," She said putting them back down, "Your gonna have to pay for it."
"I don't gotta pay for nuttin." Kat said, standing up out of her chair. "Besides, you work for me now."
"I don't work for anyone." Phoebe said. "Well you do now." Kat said glaring at Phoebe. "Uhh…. Where's Prue and Veggie?" Plague said looking around. "Oh cheese and rice I don't wanna know." Aerro said, putting her hands to her face. "Food?" Ryoko said looking around. "Well, we gotta find her, as much as I don't want to, but we gotta go find out where the B-O-M-B-S are kept." Kat said while grinning insanely.
"Well why do we need Prue?" Bree asked. "We really don't need Prue we need her little loverboy Vegeta." Kat replied. "Why?" Aerro asked. "Well, we have Goku and with Vegeta we have two very, very strong men."Kat said evenly. "Well in that case, to find Prue!" Bree shouted.
(R) "Don't you mean three very, very strong men?" Ryoko asked. Trunks blushed crimson. "Fine, three." Kat corrected herself. Suddenly, a dodo bird walked into the room and looked at Kat.
(AN: Kat is obsessed with Dodo birds, to know why read Anim-Kat2002's "A look into the mind of anime-kat2002")
"Kweh?" It squaked, blinking its black watery eyes. "MR. SNUGGLES JR!" Kat cried. The dodo bird ran around the room while Kat chased it. Everyone sweatdropped."Well at least she is chasing after that bird and not me." Hoofamon said.
(K) Kat picked up the dodo bird and hugged it. "Ok, now lets find Prue and vegeta." She said as she walked out of the room. They walked down the hallway and stopped. Hoofamon opened one of the doors. "GET A ROOM!" He screamed as he slammed the door shut. Prue's voice came from the other side of the door."We are in a room!"
"FATHER!" Trunks yelled. "SCORE!" Aerro said. "Uh…..ok…" Kat started to say when the power went out. Risika buried her head into Goku's side and whimpered. Goku put his hand on her head. "Shhh…its ok." He said. A voice came from outside. "Crazy psychotic girl and her lunatic friends! Hand over President Gore!" They(excluding Prue and Vegeta) all walked over to the balcony. "OK! BE RIGHT BACK!" Kat yelled. The policemen gave a surprised look. "Aerro, Plague, Bree….come with me." Kat said as she went inside. They followed her. "This can't be good." Ryoko said.
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Kat opened a closet door and Al Gore fell out. "Your girls are gonna hear from my lawyers!" He yelled. "Like we haven't heard that line before." Bree said as she and Aerro lifted him up to his feet and held him. "They want him back, they'll get him back. But after we have some fun." Kat said as they all smirked.
~A few minutes later~
"LOOK OUT COMING THROUGH!" Kat yelled as she, Bree, Aerro, and Plague came running in carrying Gore. Everyone jumped out of the way as they threw him off the balcony. The four of them yelled in unison "AND WE DIDDN'T VOTE FOR YOU!" Gore was stripped to his underwear, was wearing make-up, had a shaved head, was covered in tar and chicken feathers.
"Oh my God." Piper said as she watched the president run for safety. "We are so arrested." Phoebe said.
~A few hours later~
Kat, Bree, Plague, Hoofamon, Ryoko, Vegeta, Aerro, Kenyamon, Shinmon, Goku, Prue, Piper, Phoebe, and Liea was thrown into a padded room. ""e have the right to an attorny!" kat yelled as they (the gaurds) shut the door. Goku looked around. "Where's Risika?"
"They said something about giving her to a new family." Shinmon said. Goku growled and started to power up. "OH LIKE HELL THEY ARE!" He yelled as he continued to power up. Everyone backed as far away fron him as they were able. "Damn he's pissed." Plague said. "Nah shit Sherlock." Aerro said sarcastically. "Keep digging Watson." Plague replied. There was a big explosion and the went flying off its hinges.
"Whoa…." Phoebe said. "Rule number one," Kenyamon started to say. "Never piss a saiyan father off." Everyone nodded. A guard came running to see what happened. Goku grabbed him by the shirt collar. "Tell me where my daughter is and I might let you live!"
"They took her to another cell, I don't know where! But I do know that it's heavly gaurded." Goku let the guy go and he ran off. Goku ran out of the room. "Uhh…lets go with him." Ryoko said as they all got up and followed him.
(R) As they ran, Plague suddenly stopped. Ryoko ran into her, Trunks ran into Ryoko, and Phoebe ran into Trunks, Hoofamon ran into Phoebe and they all fell down except for Plague. Ryoko and Trunks blushed madly as he helped her up.
"What's wrong?" Hoofamon asked. Plague was staring at a cell, electricity refecting in her crimson gaze. A convicted terrorist sat in there, staring at her. Plague flipped him off before catching up to the rest of the group. "DAMN TERRORIST!" She growled as Trunks, Ryoko, Phoebe and Hoofamon caught up with her. Goku was chargin through gaurds like abull, determined to save his daughter.
(P) "Talk about a very mad father." Piper said running with Phoebe. "Yea that's what Kenyamon said. Dummy!" Phoebe said, giving her sister a little shove. All of a sudden they all heard screaming coming from another cell which was gaurded by eleven gaurds. "That must be the cell." Aerro said looking over at Goku who was glaring at the gaurds.
~ A few minutes later~
"Daddy!" Risika squeeled as the door was pulled off. She ran and jumped in Goku's arms. "*sniffs* Its so beautiful." Phoebe said while wiping away a tear. Everyone turned and looked at her. "Are they all gone Daddy?" Risika asked with her arms still wrapped around Goku's neck.
"Yes…" He started to say but Aerro interupted him. "Three dead, five in critical condition, and three struggling to get up." She said, pushing the metal door on them. "Make that eight in critical condition." She said grinning. "Awww I was gonna do that!" Kat said with dissapointment. Piper looked down at her watch. "Well I think we need to head on home it's kinda late." Kat looked at her. "Your not going anywhere." She protested. "I declaier a sleepover at…." She said as she looked around the room and saw Ryoko looking down. "at Ryoko's!" Ryoko slapped her face and shot a worried look. "But we really have to get home." Phoebe said. "No your are going whether you like it or not." Kat said, glaring at Phoebe.
End Part II
Anime: Yay! Part II!
Ryoko: There is more to part two you just diddn't want to type it.
Prue: I wouldn't want to type the rest of it either, its ten pages if you count it as front and back.
Anime: Besides, the rest can be part three.
Ryoko: -_- you two are just lazy.
Anime and Prue: YEP! ^_^
Ryoko: (sigh) Plz R&R
