"Your Not So Ordinary Shopping Day"
Disclaimer: Anime-Kat2002 owns Kat, Risika, Tigra, and Koneko. Ryoko owns herself, Shinmon, Kenyamon, Hoofamon, and Plague. Amanda owns Aerro. TNT owns the stuff from Charmed and Akira Toriyama owns the stuff from dbz.
Same system of reading like before. Its alwas gonna be like that so get used to it.
Part III
(P) ~A few hours later at Ryoko's House~
"Ok now that you've seen my house, any questions?" Ryoko asked. "Yea, where are the guns and explosives kept?" Kat said looking in every cabinet. "Like I'm gonna tell you." Ryoko added. "Where's Prue and…..oh God." Ryoko said running back to her bedroom turning on the light. She shrieked and turned around and went pale. She put her hands over her eyes and turned around back around, turned off the light, shut the door, and walked away.
"Now there's something you don't see everyday," Aerro said laughing. "You think that once a day would be enough."
"Ok for those of you standing here I have a new rule… IF YOU HAVE ANY 'ISSUES' WITH YOU AND YOUR SPOUSE TAKE IT TO THE BARN!" Ryoko said sternly as a picture on the wall outside her bedroom fell off and broke. Ryoko closed her eyes, put her head down and put her hands to her face.
(K) "Ok so who sleeps where?" Shinmon asked. "Lets just get a bunch of blankets and pillows and crash out here in the living room." Ryoko said. They all gathered blankets and pillows and tossed them in the floor. Risika snuggled up to Goku while everyone else just spread out. Prue and Vegeta was still in Ryoko's room.
~A Few Hours Later~ (lullaby music playing)
Everyone is sleeping peacefully, with the occasional noise coming from Ryoko's bedroom. The phone rang (hear record screeching to a stop; music stops playing) and everyone's eyes opened. Kat picked up the phone. "Someone better be dead."She said very pissed off. "Yo! You owe me new store! You blew old one up!" the voice came from the otherline. Kat blinked a few times before she hung up the phone. "Who was that?" Goku said sleepily, holding a peacefully sleeping Risika. Kat yawned and laid down. "That chinese dude from the mall." Everyone started to fall back to sleep when another picture fell off the wall. Everyone just sighed and went back to sleep.
~About an hour later~
Risika woke up and went to the batheroom near Ryoko's room. Risika ignored the noises, but when she opened the the door to leave she opened the wrong one and went into Ryoko's room. "HEY!" Prue yelled. Risika screamed. "I'M SORRY!" as she ran back into the batheroom and opened the correct door. She ran down the hallway crying. When she got into the living room she tripped over Hoofamon and fell on Phoebe. "OW!" Hoofamon screamed. Everyone sat up. "Awww." Phoebe said an dhugged the crying Risika. Goku crawled over to them. "Whats wrong Risika?" Phoebe asked. "I saw Prue and Vegeta in Ryoko's room!" Phoebe handed Risika over to Goku. "You poor tramatized thing." Piper said. "HEY! No one says that to me!" Hoofamon whinned. Kat got him in a headlock. "Oh poor Hoofamon!" She growled. "AHHHHHHHHHHH" Hoofamon screamed.
Ryoko yawned. "Good thing its 6am, its time to get up." She chimed. Prue and Vegeta came out of Ryoko's room. "Well, I slepe well." Prue said. "Yea, I'm sure you did." Plague said. "Wish we could say the same." Bree added. Vegeta walked off. "Yes and good morning to you too merry sunshine." Kat mumbeled as Vegeta left. "Prue…" Goku said as he stood up holding a still crying Risika. "Yes?" she said. "Would it have been too much of an inconvenence to….LOCK THE DOORS!?" Prue laughed a little. "Umm oops." Goku growled. "Uhhhh how about some breakfast?"Ryoko asked, trying to ease the growing tension. She turned around to go to the kitchen when she tripped and fell, Trunks caught her and they both blushed.
"Trunks, why don't you just go ahead and take Ryoko to the bedroom. We know that's what you both want to do." Kat said, still grumpy. The two teens blushed even more. "But if Ryoko is Prue's cousin and Prue is with Vegeta….won't they be family?" Shinmon asked. "This is the south Shinmon, your parents are your cousins and your cousins are your siblings." Aerro said. "If your family tree does not fork, you might be a redneck." Kat sleepily quoted.
(R) "This is Virigina, not WEST Virigina." Kenyamon said. "Shut up, smartass." Kat replied. "Why don't both of you just piss off?" asked Plague. Kenyamon and Kat glared at her before they both tackled her to the ground and began wrestling. Ryoko got loose from Trunks's embrace and cleared her throat. "Kat," she said. Kat looked up from pulling on Plague's cheeks. "What?" She asked. "I'm not going into the bedroom with anybody until I'm married." Ryoko stated coolly. "Sure you are." Kat replied. "Youjust wait, I'll get you two together and you'll be at it like rabbits!"
Ryoko raised an eyebrow and Trunks looked around nervously. He jumped as he heard a growl. A large, fluffy, blonde Alaskain Malamute edged towards him and Goku, teethed bared. "Chewy be nice!" Ryoko scolded. He wagged his tail at her and licked Trunks's hand.
"Chewy?" Aerro asked. "His real name is Chewbacca. That cream puff of a dog has a cream puff of a brain." Ryoko said. (Of which is sad to say but Chewy died over Christmas T_T ) "What if he's so smart that he's actuallly acting stupid so that he can get away with stuff?" asked Prue.
"Good point." Bree said, stroking her chin thoughtfully. "Alright, I'm going to fix breakfast." Ryoko chimed while heading for the kitchen.
(P) "No, wait. Piper can fix breakfast. Piper's a chef." Phoebe said. "Yeah I'd be happt to fix breakfast." Piper replied. "Yeah? You don't mind?" Ryoko asked, Piper nodded. "Ok well what do you guys wanna do?" Ryoko asked as she quickly turned around and tripped and, once again, Trunks caught her.
"Oh for CRYING OUT LOUD!" Kat yelled going over to Ryoko and Trunks, pulling them by the ears down the hall to the bedroom. "Uh-oh, their …uh…I would say 'in trouble' but I guess trouble isn't the word for this." Aerro said laughing.
"NOW GO!" Kat said while pulling off Trunks' shirt. Ryoko's eyes widened at the sight of the shirtless Trunks. "NOW!" Kat screamed. Trunks pushed Ryoko in the room and Kat pulled the door closed. "And stay in there!" She yelled, wiggling the door handle. "Well at least some peope has sense to LOCK THE DOORS, Prue!"
Prue blushed as Risika whimpered and put her head into Goku's shoulder. "Well, I said I was sorry." Prue said, her face turned a nice shade of red.
(K) "Ok, so…lets eat!" Plague said as everyone went into the kitchen. "Holy cow I'm in heaven!" Hoofamon said while looking at all the food. Everyone sat down except for Kenyamon. "Oh we don't have enough seats." Phoebe said. "I could sit on Daddy's lap." Risika suggested. "That's a good idea." Shinmon said while watching Goku pick Risika up and set her on his lap. "We should say grace." Piper said just as everyone got ready to dig in. "Uh… rubadubdub thanks for the grub lets eat!" Kat said as she started eating. "AMEN!" Bree, Aerro, and Plague said in agreement and started eating. Everyone sighed and began eating.
Ryoko and Trunks came out of the room and Ryoko was wearing Trunks' shirt. "Well, look whose been busy." Hoofamon said. Ryoko and Trunks both blushed. "Lets go on vacation." Kenyamon suggested. "Ok where are we going?" Prue asked.
~Inside the Summer House~
"Ok, why did we pick Flordia?" Shinmon asked. "Flordia isn't considered much of a state cause its nothing but old people so it is the perfect place to hide." Kat said. "POOL!" Plague yelled and looed outside. Risika opened the screen door and sat outside. She looked around and say something green. It crawled to the screen that surrounded the patio and pool. It growled and snapped at Risika. She screamed and ran inside. Goku looked down just as Risika latched to his leg. Kat looked outside. "Look, it's a seven foot aligator."
Plague, Bree, and Aerro gathered around Kat. "Whoa, that thing is HUGE!" Bree said in awe. "It better not be a Dutchen gator." Plague said, glaring at the gator. Everyone sweatdropped. "Looks like we are going to have a gator problem." Prue said. "not if I have anything to say about it!" Kat said as she left the house.
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"Look at all the weapons!" Kat said while drooling. "Rocket launcher upgrades….hmmmm."
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Everyone watched as the gator tore up one of the patio chairs. Risika whimpered. "Don't worry you guys. Kat will come back and help us." Bree said. "I feel so much better." Hoofamon said sarcastically. As if on cue, Kat opened the front door holding a newer looking rocket launcher.
"Kat, is that your rocket launcher?" Kenyamon asked, Kat nodded. "I upgraded my rocket launcher. I code name it: 'The K-10 Bitchslapper'!"
"Did you pay for the upgrade? Ryoko asked. Kat laughed. "Hahahaha no. Ryoko you know me…" Kat started to say but Ryoko interrupted. "You didn't did you?" Kat smiled. "Nope! I threatened to kill everyone in the mall. To get the whole story watch the new tonight."
(R) Ryoko sweatdropped. "I should have known." She said. "Could you at least pay for something for once?" Hoofamon asked boldly. Kat pointed her rocket launcher at him. "How about no, you crazy-ass bastard?" She asked. Hoofamon's eyes widened in fear. "Never mind, forget I asked!" He cried, waving his hands in front of him. Kat smirked and lowered the rocket launcher.
"That's better. Good horsie." She chirped. Plague laughed. "Never tell Kat to pay for anything." Aerro stated with a smirk. Shinmon smacked himself on the face. Kat faced him. "You got something to say, Snow White?" She growled. "No, nothing at all." Shinmon replied. "Quit your nonsense and shoot the damn dinosaur!" Plague said. "My pickles ar out there and…" She stopped and stared in horror as the aligator swallowed her jar of pickles.Narrorwing her eyes, she took out a potato gun, shoving a cactus plant into it.
"He's going down…"
(P) "I'm on it!" Kat said pointing the K-10 Bitchslapper at the alligator. She pulled the trigger but nothing happened. "What the hell?! It doesn't work!" Kat screamed. "Safety switch?" Goku suggested. Prue cleared her throat as she walked over to Kat who was looking in the rocket launcher, she turned the safety off. "Ohh I see a pretty light, look Goku." Kat said turning the K-10 Bitchslapper around. "Don't point it at me!" Goku said wide eyed. "Oh… sorry." Kat said, aiming it at the alligator. The launcher fired and there was a bright flash of light. Everyone opened their eyes. Kat and the alligator was gone.
END PART III
Kat: Yay! Another Chapter is done!
Ryoko: It is taking you forever to write this…
Prue: Well Ryoko, you had the book since we got out for Christmas break. Then you diddn't even write in it. And when we came back to school it took me and Kat forever to get the book from you cause you wouldn't write in it.
Kat: Yea! What Prue said.
Ryoko: -_- Morrons….
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