Your Not So Ordinary Shopping Day

Disclaimer: You know what, I'm sick of typing this thing. I really am. So, from now on it the same disclaimer as in the last 3 parts. If there is anything new, I'll add it. Cause I know you lawyers is out there waiting for me to screw up well I dare you to try anything to me now! (short silence) Ok please don't come after me, I only have $7.45 so that won't pay for much.

AN: Sorry it took awhile to get out. I've (being Anime-Kat2002) has had a lot going on. Like art, music videos, etc etc. Plus we have a sad note to say. But Ryoko has moved away from our area to Washington D.C so updates may be a little slower. Or faster, depending on how fast the emails and stuff are sent. (clears throat) Anyway, do not threat for we will not be ending the story anytime soon….unless we get through the story, then it will end.

And we hope that we aren't offending any Dutch people out there. Its just a little joke/gag we have going. We do not own Toby Keith or Tom Cruise and some ideas in this chapter/part came from a stick movie off newgrounds. I thought it was so funny. And sorry for any misspellings! ^_^ Please R&R!

Part IV

(P) "Where'd Kat go?" Goku said startled. "Uh…THERE!" Prue shouted, pointing to a cliffside. "Should we go get her?" Hoofamon said hopefully.


"Whoa, that was cool!" Kat said, covered head to toe in black suit walking back to the summerhouse. "I wanna do that again!"

"That stupid Dutchen gator took off with my pickles." Plague growled. Everyone looked at her and sweatdropped.

(K) *****A Few Days Later*****

The doorbell ran and Phoebe answered the door. "Hi! You two must be here to help Kat watch the summerhouse. What are your names again?" Phoebe asked. "I am Tigra." A pale skinned girl with black eyes and long black hair said. She pointed at the other girl that had cat ears, black hair in a long ponytail that was on top of her head, and copper eyes. "This is my friend, Koneko." Koneko gave a slight wave.

The others walked in.

"I can watch the house by myself. Besides, why can't I come shopping?" Kat whined. "A1 Steak Sauce incident…..nuff said." Trunks said coolly. "Besides, you picked the short straw."

"Well why is it gonna take you a few days to shop?" Kat asked. "Cause we have to buy a lot of things and they are too far apart." Ryoko said evenly. Tigra and Koneko walked in. Tigra had on a red shirt with blue jeans and Koneko had on a black shit with black pants. "You two make sure she doesn't do anything." Prue said, they nodded. "Well have fun you guys!" Goku said as he left and shut the front door.

*****A Week and 5 Days Later*****

Everyone walked in carrying loads of stuff. Tigra and Koneko were sitting on the couch, but there was a hole in the floor in front of them.

"So, how have you guys been?" Kenyamon asked as she and the others put stuff away. "Eh, we've been good." Tigra said. Everyone looked around. "It's quite…..too quite." Shinmon said. "Where's Kat?" Bree asked. Koneko pointed at the hole in the floor. "She's locked up in the basement." Koneko said. "Been locked up since, well, five minutes after you all left."

"How have you fed her?" Aerro asked. Tigra went into the kitchen, grabbed a muffin and walked back into the room. "Watch." She said as she dropped the muffin down the hole. "Five….four…three….two….one." Koneko counted. "MUFFIN!" Kat yelled as munching could be heard. Hoofamon leaned over, trying to see what was going on. Plague, Aerro, and Bree gave a wicked smile. When no one was looking, they snatched Hoofamon and went to the back of the house. Risika looked around. "Where'd Hoofamon go?" She asked. Everyone looked around.

Plague came back into the room with a gagged and tied Hoofamon slung over her shoulder. Bree and Aerro came in laughing, Aerro having a video camera. "Plague! Set Hoofamon down!" Ryoko scolded. Plague rolled her eyes. She dropped Hoofamon into the hole. "Oops…he slipped."

Little girl screaming and rapid growling could be heard. Everyone stared down the hole wide eyed. A shoe came flying into the air and landed on the floor. Bree picked it up. "Man, this shoe is torn to shreds". Everyone nodded in agreement.

Hoofamon jumped out the hole. He clung to the carpet while Kat was pulling his legs. "SHE'S GONNA KILL ME!" He screamed. "And you are just noticing this now?" Aerro asked.

(R) Ryoko stuck headphones on Kat's head and played an Enya cd. Kat's head swayed to the music and she let go of Hoofamon, disappearing into the hole. Hoofamon laid on his back, breathing hard, his shirt torn.

"Holy shiznit! Kat raped him!" Shouted Plague. "Dang Hoofamon! You're a beast!" Kenyamon observed, poking his muscles. Hoofamon swatted her hand away.

*****One Hour Later*****

"EUREKA!!" Shouted Aerro. Everyone looked up as she charged into the room dragging a super computer on a large scooter behind her. "My newest creation! The fastest, most reliable computer in the universe!" Ryoko and Plague drooled as they stared at the computer. "SWEET!" Bree commented. "200 MB hard drive, the fastest Internet connection available-THIS COMPUTER IS GOD!" Aerro crowed. Just then, lightening struck the computer. Frying it to a crisp. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Aerro cried. "God just smited your computer!" Ryoko said. Aerro began crying. Plague looked at the TV and her eyes went wide.

"HOLY HELL!" She yelled, running over Goku as she latched onto the screen. Tom Cruise flashed across the screen in a preview for "The Last Samurai".

"Plague, you're drooling all over the TV!" Phoebe scolded. "He shall be mine…. you just wait…." Plague muttered. She ran over Goku again as she headed upstairs. "HOLD ON MY LOVE! I'M COMING FOR YOU!"

Everyone sweatdropped. "Is that bad?" asked Koneko. "It is very bad –VERY bad." answered Shinmon.

(P)"Well we can fix this problem." Kat said turning the t.v just as Plague came back down from upstairs. "NOOO!" Plague yelled. "He wasn't off yet! Are you crazy!?" Just as she said that they heard the t.v say" "we got winners….we got losers….chain smokers and boozers….." They all looked at Aerro who was drooling everywhere. "She's about as bad as Plague." Ryoko said. "If not worse." Koneko added. "At least she isn't…" Prue started to say when Aerro yelled out "HE WILL BE MINE!" Plague if you help me I'll help you get yours."

"Deal, where do we start?" Plague asked. "We go on a road trip!" Aerro said happily. "TO WHERE!?" Piper said worriedly. "Oklahoma! That's where Toby lives and I'll kidnap him then we'll go and find Tom Cruise…..do you know where he lives?" Aeero chimed. "Uh….I don't know…somewhere in California maybe." Plague responded. "INVESTIGATION TIME!" Kat Yelled. "You're gonna help us?" Aerro asked with a smile. "Hey, if it calls for a road trip….I'm game." She answered. "To the car!" Bree shouted. "Who's driving?" Ryoko asked as Kat ran out the door with the keys in her hand.

***** Four Speeding Tickets, A Parking Ticket, Three Wrecked Cars and Ten Hours Later*****

"Where are we?" Phoebe asked as Aerro screamed. "STOP! WE'RE HERE!" She said jumping out of the car at a big ranch. Kat sweatdropped. "Would it have killed her to wait until I stopped the car?"

"Whoa, look at all those horses!" Ryoko screamed as Kat finally stopped the car. Aerro walked up the drivers side. "Kat, here's what you're gonna do. When I knock and if a woman answers the door, knock her out."

"Ohhh violence, I love it!" Kat smiled. "But uh, what happenes if he answers it?"

"Then I'll handle it." Aerro said, psychoticly grinning. "This is gonna be bad." Piper said looking over at Prue who was wide eyed. As they all walked up to the door Aerro puched the doorbell and a man with blonde hair answered the door.

"Yes may I help…" He looked at everyone. "All of…you?" Aerro stood in the doorway, staring at him, then she started to speak. "I….I…uh…." She studdred. 'Cartrouble." Kat said quickly looking away from Aerro to him. "Its Toby, right? Kat asked. He nodded. "Yeah, um we wa wondering if you could take a look for us."

"Sure I'll see what I can do." He replied. As they got to the car, Bree opened the door and yelled. "NOW!" They, (being Kat, Bree, and Plague) pushed Toby into the car and Aerro jumped into the car after him. They all got in.

(K)"Why are we kidnapping people?" Goku asked. "Cause, uh we want to." Bree said. "And its fun!" plague said. "Now, TOM CRUISE!" She screamed. "KAT YOU DRIVE NOW!" She screamed again as she shoved Kat out of the car. Kat went to the dirves side and got in. "Ok, ok, damn." Kat said as she started the car and they left.

As they drove down the interstate they stopped at a rest area. They were all eating sandwiches when Plague and Kat started fighting. "Look, I don't give a damn about Tom Cruise but Orlando Bloom in another story." Kat said as she was about to take a bite into her sandwich when Plague slapped her sandwich out of her hand. The sandwich landed in the parking lot. Kat glared at Plague as she went to retrieve her sandwich.

"Daddy, is she still gonna eat that?" Risika asked. Goku sighed. "Probably."

As Kat reached down to get her sandwich someone in a red truck ran over it. A boy with blonde hair was driving and a boy with brown hair was in the back. "Oh I'm sorry. I'll be sure to hit you next time." The blonde haired boy said. The other boy laughed as they drove off.

"Oh my God! Kat didn't cuss him out or cause him any bodily harm!" Hoofamon shrieked. Kat stared at the roadkill sandwich. "That was…cheese and ham…that was my favorite." She growled. She went to the van and took out all of her and Bree's weapons and thew them all into the back of a white truck. "THEY WILL DIE! Come Bree!" Kat said as she jumped into the back. "Coming!" Bree yelled.

"Yo! That's my truck!" The Chinese man yelled. Bree punched him out and took the keys. As she started the truck Kat yelled to the others. "Go ahead and go after Tom Cruise we'll catch up!"

They sped off in hot pursuit of the red truck.

(R) Everyone sweatdropped as Kat and Bree raced after the doomed boys. "Now what?" Prue asked. "TOM CRUISE NOW!" Plague screamed. Everyon jumped and covered their ears. "Patience, psychotic yami of mine." Ryoko said irratibly. The gang soon packed into the van (Aerro staying next to Toby), and Plague hopped into the driver seat and sped down the highway.


Tom Cruise was walking down the Hoolywood Blvd., passing our little pyscho crew's parked vehicle. The sun glinted off of the handsome actor's sunglasses. "Is that him?" asked Piper as the peered out the window. "Of course its him! I'd recognize that ass anywhere!" Plague snapped. "Wait here. Watch the master work her magic." She said as she got out of the car. Ryoko sighed. Usually when her alter ego said that, hell was going to freeze over.

Plague walked towards the movie star, smiling sweetly. Tom glanced at her as she approached. "Hi!" Plague greeted. The painfully handsome man smiled and took in her fox tail, ears, tatoos, and outfit.

"Hey," He said. "Aren't you in that X-Men 3 movie that they are filming?" He asked in a polite tone of voice. Plague smirked and took out duct tape and handcuffs. "Sorry, you've got the wrong mutant." She said with a sneer. Before he knew it, Tom Cruise found himself handcuffed and duct tape over his mouth as the titan of a girl easily carried him over her shoulder and into the van.

"Now, my samurai love, you shall be mine forever!" Plague crowed triumphantly as she sat across Tom's lap and snuggled up to him, stroking his chin with her hand. Tom made a muffled sound and stared at her in terror. Ryoko buried her head in her hands. How embarassing! Now she'll have a criminal record too!

"Alright, keep your hormones under control." Said Hoofamon as he sat in the driver's seat and begun pulling out onto the road and driving down the street. "KISS MY ASS!" Plague and Aerro shouted simultaneously.

(P) "Shouldn't we go find Kat and Bree?" Phoebe asked. "Do we have to?" Goku whined. "Do you really intend to leave KAT and BREE in California by themselves?" Prue said while giving Goku a funny look. "I guess you have a very good point there." Goku replied. "Ok, to where we….last left….them…" Prue said.

*****A Few Hours Later*****

"Plague and Aerro have been in the back with…..yeah well you know, for a very long time. I wonder what…." Piper said, starting to look back. "I wouldn't do that if I were you." Kenyamon said looking at Piper, who quickly turned around. "Hey! There they are!" Hoofamon said pointing. "You sound happy about that." Goku said looking over at Hoofamon who blushed.

"Kat!" Phoebe yelled as they all got out of the van, except for Plague and Aerro who stayed in the back of the van with Toby and Tom. They waled up to Bree and Kat who was standing next to the truck that ran over Kat's sandwich. "Uhh….Kat where did those boys go?" Goku asked holding Risika in his arms. Without a saying a word, Kat turned around and everyone saw a big hole in the ground. "Oh….my…" Prue said covering her mouth and wide eyed.

"That…" Kat started to say. "Was MY favorite sandwich, they got what they asked for…. A couple rockets up the ass." Kat finished holding up the K-10 Bitchslapper.

(K) Bree took out her video camera. "I taped the whole thing." She said as everyone there gathered around her……

~THE BREE CAM~ (the Italics is what is happening)

Driving in hot pursuit of the car, Bree sways from side to side. "Bree! Damn it hold the truck still! I can't get a good shot in if you are rocking back in forth!"

Bree growled. "Well maybe you just can't shoot!" Bree yelled as she got closer to the red truck. Kat shot her shot gun and took off the brown haired boy's hat. He turned and started shooting back. "WHOA!" Kat screamed as she ducked. "STUPID REDNECK DUTCH!" She screamed at him as they started firing back and forth. Bree rolled her eyes and kept in pursuit.

~A Few Minutes Later~

The white truck pulls into a gas station/bar and Bree stops the truck. "I think we lost them Kat." Bree said. Kat jumped out of the back of the truck, Bree followed her into the bar. They looked around. "Hey bar person." Kat said. He looked at her. "Do you know…" She started to say as the boys jumped out from behind the counter. "HOLY HELL!" Kat screamed as her and Bree ducked behind a shelf. Kat loaded her shotgun and Bree took out her pistol. "Bree, you hit the bottles behind them." Kat said. "On three." "Ok."

"1,2,3!" Kat said as they turned and shot all the bottles. "RUN NOW BREE!" Kat barked as they ran out of the bar. Kat through a gernade in and shut the door, then followed Bree to the otherside of the white truck. (Facing away from the store/bar) A minute passed and Kat stood up and walked over towards the store. "Now I know those dumbasses aren't smart enough to disarm the damn thing…." She mumbled. Just then, the store exploded and there was a blinding light. When it fades, Bree is standing over Kat with the camera still on. "You know what Kat, I think we got them." Kat sat up and smacked Bree in the head. "You think!?"

"You know, Prue and Ryoko will not be happy about the rum being gone." Bree said as she turned camera to face the smoking crator. "Well they can kiss my ass. I had to avenge my sandwich." Kat said.

"GOTCHA!" Bree turned the camera to see those two boys behind them. "WHAT IN THE HELL!" She screamed. They started punching and kicking each other, Bree's camera going all over the place making everything blurry.

~A Few Minutes Later~

"Kat, what are we gonna do now?" Bree asked, while holding the camera to where it was looking at the tied and gagged boys, then to Kat. "Well," Kat said while taking out her rocket launcher. "OH SHIT!" Bree said and started running, the camera pointed at her feet. Then an explosion was heard and the camera shut off.


"And that is right about when you guys showed up." Bree said, putting the camera away. Everyone stared wide eyed while Kat just grinned. "Over kill much?" Shinmon asked.

"The rum is gone." Ryoko stated. "Yea, so is everything else." Tigra added. "But WHY is the rum gone!?" Ryoko asked. "Aww Kat, we should have stolen everything before we blew it up!" Bree whined. Kat smacked her head. "DAMN IT!"

Kenyamon looked around. "Hey, where is Ri?" she asked. Goku started to panic. "Don't worry, she has to be here somewhere." Ryoko tried to reasure the worried saiyan father. Kat went to the van and beat against the door. "Hey we're having a search party so get out here and help." Plague opened the sliding door. "We'll help depending on who it is." She said. Goku growled and shook Plague. '"YOU ARE GOING TO HELP!!"

Plague and Aerro sweatdropped. "Yes sir!" They said in unison. Goku stomped off and everyone (including Toby and Tom, even though they are being drug around by Aerro and Plague) divided into teams to search for Risika.

END PART IV


Anime: Yay! I finally typed Part IV!

Ryoko: Yes, now we are caught up in the book.

Prue: The only reason that happened was because Kat had it for a month.

Anime: First Ryoko was being negative and now you. Damn you people are depressing.

Ryoko: Its you.

Anime: -_-

Prue: But that is sad. We write faster than we type.

Anime and Ryoko: Yep.

Prue: Please Read and Review!

Anime: AND NO FLAMES! THEY BURN!

(Ryoko and Prue facefall)