DML: I want to thank Lord Nagash Fear for the whip and mallet, thought I
will just stick with the whip. *Evil laugh* So thank you, my lord.
*giggles* No Dr. Eggman. I find him rather unusual and annoying ^^. And to
Murai-sakura, thanks for the review!
DM-Seto: Why'd you join Fanfiction.net anyways?
DML: Lady-Date recommended it for me after letting me read her stories, which I find very entertaining all of a sudden.
DM-Seto: And you learn from her??
DML: Yep! Now shut up so I can make my story! Okay, even though I have only been here for two weeks, I managed to make nine stories!! Woo hoo!! I am still working on my dramatic story called A Faded Memory! Check my latest fic for more information! Duke explains it all.
DM-Seto: Duke? Why Duke and not me?
DML: Because I was too busy chasing Marik.
DM-Seto: That isn't the answer I'm looking for you ditz.
DML: Oh. Well since you and I argue too much and you get most of the attention, why not let others host as well? Besides, I had to make Duke useful one way or another.
DM-Seto: Whatever. So what are you going to do now??
DML: Well, since I got and idea from Lady Date, why not let one of my muses be an author for a day? Just a little treat from me.
All come out of nowhere: FINALLY
DML: Noticed I said one.
All: DAMN!
DML: So, I'm going to do this at random. Let's see...If I picked Yami, heaven knows what's going through his head, if I picked Bakura, we're all dead, if I picked Seto, I'll be dead, if I picked Duke, eh, get back with me on that. If I picked Marik, that would be interesting. If I picked Tea, no one will listen, if I picked Mai, Lord knows, if I picked Ryou, Lord knows, if I picked Mokuba, he'll put Seto in charge. Then of course, there's Odeon. He'll put Marik in charge. If I picked Yugi, Lord knows. If I picked Ishizu, lots of Egyptian stuff will be involved *big grin*. Bandit Keith, Lord knows, Joey, lots of food, with Tristan, same thing. There are a lot of possibilities. So I shall pick...*drum rolls* Hmm...dunno yet. Uh...
Duke: Just pick one of us, already
DML: Fine. Marik.
All: What???? O_O
DML: I have made my decision. Marik will be in charge for one day. *Crosses arms in a prideful way*
Marik: Oh yeah!! In your faces!!!!! *Points and laughs at all except DML*
DM-Seto: Hey! You only picked him because you're in love with him!!
DML: So. I'm the authoress; I do whatever I want. And if I pick Marik to be the author for a day, he gets to be the author, no questions asked, got it? And if you're against it, prepare to face the consequences. *Pulls out Kendo stick*
All excluding Marik: *Shudders in corner* We'll be good.
DML: I knew you would see it my way. Now here are the rules, Marik. One: you cannot hurt me or Lady Date but the others. You will only be an author for one day. Two: You are allowed to beat the muses, but the next day, watch yourself. Don't worry, I'll back you up...Three: I will give you a kendo stick to do the bashing. Four: Have fun!
Marik: Hell ya!! *Receives own kendo stick with his name on it* This brings a tear to my eye...Oh Joey
DML: They grow up so fast... *Wipes tear* *Marik hunts down Joey*
Marik: It's about damn time I'm in charge. *Holds Joey by shirt* Now let's see if you will listen to me! This is better than using that Rod of mine! *Bashes Joey on the head a few times* Hey, that is fun!
DML: Told ya. Oh, here comes Lady Date and her Seto now.
Lady Date: Did I miss anything?
DML: Nope. You're just in time. Marik here will be an author for a day.
Marik: *yelling in glee* WOOOOO!!!! Hey, Tea!! Come here!! I wanna show you something!!! *Whacks Tea with his kendo stick*
Lady: He's a natural. *Smirks*
DML: I know. It's all in the wrist. So, what's up?
Lady: Nothing much, really. Heero is getting a good punishment.
DML: Ooh. Anything good?
Lady: *whispers in DML's ear*
DML: Oh...that's so evil!! *Laughs hysterically, but evilly*
Lady: Hey, nice laugh.
DML: Thank you. Got that from Galaxia, with practice of course.
DM-Seto: YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO US!!! AAAAHHHHH!!! *Marik yells and hits him*
DML: Yes I can. Better him than me. Marik, save your energy for the real torment.
Marik: *huge grin* Okay. *Hugs DML* Thanks you two. I'm having a blast.
DML: Maybe we should do this more often.
Lady: We should.
Tristan comes in: This is so wrong. Marik's a muse, not an author.
Lady: He will be soon!!
DML: Maybe, maybe not. Depends on how he acts...
Lady: Imagine if Seto or Marik had the Millennium Rod. *Both ponder at the thought*
DML: Let's see. If Seto had it, Heaven knows what he'll make us do. If Marik had it, I have no idea, really. Probably the same thing.
Lady: How'd you get the Rod away from Marik anyways?
DML: It's an interesting story, really. When I came here, the first thing I did was making sure Marik wouldn't control my mind. Same thing with the other Millennium holders. While they were all asleep, I snuck into their rooms and took their items. Simple as that.
Tristan: That's not interesting. That's a common story.
DML: Shut up!! Don't tell the others!
Tristan: Why not?
DML: If you do, I'll make sure you cannot escape from a room with a sugar- hyped up Yugi.
Tristan: My lips are sealed. *Twitches*
DML: That's a good boy.
Lady: And you did that quietly?
DML: Yep. After watching Lord of the Rings 50 times, I managed to copy Legolas' moves and was able to stalk like a cat.
Lady: Impressive.
DML: Indeed. Of course, I won't reveal where I kept the items. ^.^
Lady: That's cool. What are you going to do with the Millennium Items, anyways?
DML: Sell them for profit at the museum.
Lady: For how much?
DML: As much as I want.
Lady: Around $500?
DML: Much more than that. Around the ten thousands.
Lady: That's sounds good.
DML: I think so too.
Yugi comes in: The what in the what now?
DML and Lady: Uh...nothing! ^_^'
Yugi: Doesn't sound like nothing.
DML: Really. Just go and play with Seto.
Yugi: Which one?
Lady: Does it matter?
DML: Yes. Go after the one who is a homo-phobic. That would be mine.
Yugi: Okay!! Ohhh, Seto!!! Eh, the non-homo-phobic Seto!!
Lady: Was that really wise?
DML: Let's hope he can figure it out.
Lady: They both look the same, though.
DM-Seto: AAAAHHHHH!!!! Dark Moon!!! Help!!!!! Yugi's hugging me
DML: Crap...now I have to get the crowbar.
Lady: What for?
DML: To pry Yugi off my Seto. He's so attached...
Lady: Need help?
DML: Not yet, at least.
Marik: Hey, when do I come in?
DML: Whenever you want. You're an author, so do what you please. *Gets blue crowbar*
Marik: *the 'famous' evil laugh*
DML: Eep.
Lady: Why did you make him the author?
DML: He's innocent...
Joey: Yeah right!
DML: Sweet, cute and evil. What more do you want?
Lady: Everyone's like that.
DML: You have a good point there. *Looks around panicked* Where's Marik?
Lady: He was on the couch a moment...
Tristan: AAAAAHHHHHHHH
Lady: Ago. DML: Eh...
Marik: *Comes back with evil grin* That felt good.
DML: What the hell did you do???? O_O
Marik: You said I could do whatever I want, so I shoved Tristan in a lockable room with Tea.
DML: *In a happy voice* You are such a fast learner!!! ^.^
Marik: Uh, thanks. You too. -_-'
Lady: Shall we?
DML and Marik: We shall. *All three go to a mirror-like window, watching Tea and Tristan*
DML: I had no idea she was like that... O_O
Lady: What'd you expect? She's preppy and evil all at the same time.
DML: *shudders in fear* Ugh! I'm going to have nightmares tonight!!
Lady: Why?
DML: Just thinking of Tea haunts me. *Shudders*
Marik: Want me to keep you some company tonight? *Sweet, sexy look*
DML: Uh... *blushes uncontrollably* No thanks! I can rid the thoughts with some, eh...something.
Marik: That's okay too.
DML: By the way, where's Bakura?
Marik: I thought he was at the museum.
Lady: What for?
Marik: Ra knows.
DML: I know! I know!! *Jumps up and down*
Lady: Why?
DML: I have no idea! I just wanted some attention!!! ^.^
Marik and Lady: Okay...-_-' You have our attention. What?
DML: What?
Marik and Lady: -_-' *sighs deeply*
DML: What about Ryou?
Lady: In his room, reading.
Marik: Reading what?
DML: Some kind of book about ancient medieval stuff, one of my books, really. All about knights, the Black Plague...
Lady: I thought that was Bakura's topic.
Marik: I thought that too.
DML: To make this make sense, Bakura and Ryou are one. They tend to share differences and similarities.
Marik: How the hell do you know so much??
DML: Books. Books are resources to everyday life!!
Marik: I knew that.
DML: Uh huh. Anyone want a soda?
Lady: Sure. Ginger ale, please.
DML: Okay.
Marik: Hit me with a... *DML hits him on arm* Oww! I didn't mean that literally, you dweeb!!
DML: Oh, sorry. I tend to take things literally. Now what did you want?
Marik: *rubs arm* I want a Pepsi.
DML: Sure thing. *Goes to get sodas*
Duke comes in: Hey, what's up? *Hears Tristan screaming for his dearest life* Nevermind. I think I figured it out. You guys are tormenting Tristan, right?
Lady: *Being sarcastic* Brilliant deduction, Einstein! You win a prize!
Duke: Haha, very funny. So, who's the guilty one? *Smirks*
Lady: *Points to Marik* He is.
Duke: You serious?? Whose idea??
Lady: Dark Moon's.
Duke: She made Marik torture Tristan?
Lady: Besides that, an author for a day.
Duke: Damn! Why?
Lady: Many reasons, really.
Marik: And if you're against it, prepare to face my kendo stick!!
Duke: Prove to me you are...wait, nevermind!!!! *Marik chases Duke with kendo stick*
DML: *Comes back with three sodas* Here you guys... *Duke crashes into DML, causing her to drop the sodas* ACCKK!
Duke: Oh, I'm so sorry, Dark Moon. I didn't see you! *Helps DML up*
Marik: You idiot!! You made her drop my soda!!! *Hits Duke hard with kendo stick*
DML: *squints* Ooh. That's gonna leave a mark in the morning.
Lady: I bet. Damn. Not even I hit that hard. Do you?
DML: Nope. I may be cruel, and insane, but not that bad.
Marik: Well, that's what he gets for hurting you, Dark Moon. Are you going to be okay?
DML: Uh, physically yes. Psychologically, yes. Mentally, no. Emotionally, maybe.
Lady: Mentally?
DML: I'm insane and corrupted; remember?
Lady: Oh.
Marik: Why emotionally?
DML: I'd rather not speak of it.
Marik: Why not?
DML: Too complicated to explain. *Lying!*
Marik: Maybe you should see a psychotherapist if it's that bad.
DML: Ooh, I can't wait til' this day's over! *Grins*
Marik: Nevermind!
To Be Continued...
DM-Seto: Why'd you join Fanfiction.net anyways?
DML: Lady-Date recommended it for me after letting me read her stories, which I find very entertaining all of a sudden.
DM-Seto: And you learn from her??
DML: Yep! Now shut up so I can make my story! Okay, even though I have only been here for two weeks, I managed to make nine stories!! Woo hoo!! I am still working on my dramatic story called A Faded Memory! Check my latest fic for more information! Duke explains it all.
DM-Seto: Duke? Why Duke and not me?
DML: Because I was too busy chasing Marik.
DM-Seto: That isn't the answer I'm looking for you ditz.
DML: Oh. Well since you and I argue too much and you get most of the attention, why not let others host as well? Besides, I had to make Duke useful one way or another.
DM-Seto: Whatever. So what are you going to do now??
DML: Well, since I got and idea from Lady Date, why not let one of my muses be an author for a day? Just a little treat from me.
All come out of nowhere: FINALLY
DML: Noticed I said one.
All: DAMN!
DML: So, I'm going to do this at random. Let's see...If I picked Yami, heaven knows what's going through his head, if I picked Bakura, we're all dead, if I picked Seto, I'll be dead, if I picked Duke, eh, get back with me on that. If I picked Marik, that would be interesting. If I picked Tea, no one will listen, if I picked Mai, Lord knows, if I picked Ryou, Lord knows, if I picked Mokuba, he'll put Seto in charge. Then of course, there's Odeon. He'll put Marik in charge. If I picked Yugi, Lord knows. If I picked Ishizu, lots of Egyptian stuff will be involved *big grin*. Bandit Keith, Lord knows, Joey, lots of food, with Tristan, same thing. There are a lot of possibilities. So I shall pick...*drum rolls* Hmm...dunno yet. Uh...
Duke: Just pick one of us, already
DML: Fine. Marik.
All: What???? O_O
DML: I have made my decision. Marik will be in charge for one day. *Crosses arms in a prideful way*
Marik: Oh yeah!! In your faces!!!!! *Points and laughs at all except DML*
DM-Seto: Hey! You only picked him because you're in love with him!!
DML: So. I'm the authoress; I do whatever I want. And if I pick Marik to be the author for a day, he gets to be the author, no questions asked, got it? And if you're against it, prepare to face the consequences. *Pulls out Kendo stick*
All excluding Marik: *Shudders in corner* We'll be good.
DML: I knew you would see it my way. Now here are the rules, Marik. One: you cannot hurt me or Lady Date but the others. You will only be an author for one day. Two: You are allowed to beat the muses, but the next day, watch yourself. Don't worry, I'll back you up...Three: I will give you a kendo stick to do the bashing. Four: Have fun!
Marik: Hell ya!! *Receives own kendo stick with his name on it* This brings a tear to my eye...Oh Joey
DML: They grow up so fast... *Wipes tear* *Marik hunts down Joey*
Marik: It's about damn time I'm in charge. *Holds Joey by shirt* Now let's see if you will listen to me! This is better than using that Rod of mine! *Bashes Joey on the head a few times* Hey, that is fun!
DML: Told ya. Oh, here comes Lady Date and her Seto now.
Lady Date: Did I miss anything?
DML: Nope. You're just in time. Marik here will be an author for a day.
Marik: *yelling in glee* WOOOOO!!!! Hey, Tea!! Come here!! I wanna show you something!!! *Whacks Tea with his kendo stick*
Lady: He's a natural. *Smirks*
DML: I know. It's all in the wrist. So, what's up?
Lady: Nothing much, really. Heero is getting a good punishment.
DML: Ooh. Anything good?
Lady: *whispers in DML's ear*
DML: Oh...that's so evil!! *Laughs hysterically, but evilly*
Lady: Hey, nice laugh.
DML: Thank you. Got that from Galaxia, with practice of course.
DM-Seto: YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO US!!! AAAAHHHHH!!! *Marik yells and hits him*
DML: Yes I can. Better him than me. Marik, save your energy for the real torment.
Marik: *huge grin* Okay. *Hugs DML* Thanks you two. I'm having a blast.
DML: Maybe we should do this more often.
Lady: We should.
Tristan comes in: This is so wrong. Marik's a muse, not an author.
Lady: He will be soon!!
DML: Maybe, maybe not. Depends on how he acts...
Lady: Imagine if Seto or Marik had the Millennium Rod. *Both ponder at the thought*
DML: Let's see. If Seto had it, Heaven knows what he'll make us do. If Marik had it, I have no idea, really. Probably the same thing.
Lady: How'd you get the Rod away from Marik anyways?
DML: It's an interesting story, really. When I came here, the first thing I did was making sure Marik wouldn't control my mind. Same thing with the other Millennium holders. While they were all asleep, I snuck into their rooms and took their items. Simple as that.
Tristan: That's not interesting. That's a common story.
DML: Shut up!! Don't tell the others!
Tristan: Why not?
DML: If you do, I'll make sure you cannot escape from a room with a sugar- hyped up Yugi.
Tristan: My lips are sealed. *Twitches*
DML: That's a good boy.
Lady: And you did that quietly?
DML: Yep. After watching Lord of the Rings 50 times, I managed to copy Legolas' moves and was able to stalk like a cat.
Lady: Impressive.
DML: Indeed. Of course, I won't reveal where I kept the items. ^.^
Lady: That's cool. What are you going to do with the Millennium Items, anyways?
DML: Sell them for profit at the museum.
Lady: For how much?
DML: As much as I want.
Lady: Around $500?
DML: Much more than that. Around the ten thousands.
Lady: That's sounds good.
DML: I think so too.
Yugi comes in: The what in the what now?
DML and Lady: Uh...nothing! ^_^'
Yugi: Doesn't sound like nothing.
DML: Really. Just go and play with Seto.
Yugi: Which one?
Lady: Does it matter?
DML: Yes. Go after the one who is a homo-phobic. That would be mine.
Yugi: Okay!! Ohhh, Seto!!! Eh, the non-homo-phobic Seto!!
Lady: Was that really wise?
DML: Let's hope he can figure it out.
Lady: They both look the same, though.
DM-Seto: AAAAHHHHH!!!! Dark Moon!!! Help!!!!! Yugi's hugging me
DML: Crap...now I have to get the crowbar.
Lady: What for?
DML: To pry Yugi off my Seto. He's so attached...
Lady: Need help?
DML: Not yet, at least.
Marik: Hey, when do I come in?
DML: Whenever you want. You're an author, so do what you please. *Gets blue crowbar*
Marik: *the 'famous' evil laugh*
DML: Eep.
Lady: Why did you make him the author?
DML: He's innocent...
Joey: Yeah right!
DML: Sweet, cute and evil. What more do you want?
Lady: Everyone's like that.
DML: You have a good point there. *Looks around panicked* Where's Marik?
Lady: He was on the couch a moment...
Tristan: AAAAAHHHHHHHH
Lady: Ago. DML: Eh...
Marik: *Comes back with evil grin* That felt good.
DML: What the hell did you do???? O_O
Marik: You said I could do whatever I want, so I shoved Tristan in a lockable room with Tea.
DML: *In a happy voice* You are such a fast learner!!! ^.^
Marik: Uh, thanks. You too. -_-'
Lady: Shall we?
DML and Marik: We shall. *All three go to a mirror-like window, watching Tea and Tristan*
DML: I had no idea she was like that... O_O
Lady: What'd you expect? She's preppy and evil all at the same time.
DML: *shudders in fear* Ugh! I'm going to have nightmares tonight!!
Lady: Why?
DML: Just thinking of Tea haunts me. *Shudders*
Marik: Want me to keep you some company tonight? *Sweet, sexy look*
DML: Uh... *blushes uncontrollably* No thanks! I can rid the thoughts with some, eh...something.
Marik: That's okay too.
DML: By the way, where's Bakura?
Marik: I thought he was at the museum.
Lady: What for?
Marik: Ra knows.
DML: I know! I know!! *Jumps up and down*
Lady: Why?
DML: I have no idea! I just wanted some attention!!! ^.^
Marik and Lady: Okay...-_-' You have our attention. What?
DML: What?
Marik and Lady: -_-' *sighs deeply*
DML: What about Ryou?
Lady: In his room, reading.
Marik: Reading what?
DML: Some kind of book about ancient medieval stuff, one of my books, really. All about knights, the Black Plague...
Lady: I thought that was Bakura's topic.
Marik: I thought that too.
DML: To make this make sense, Bakura and Ryou are one. They tend to share differences and similarities.
Marik: How the hell do you know so much??
DML: Books. Books are resources to everyday life!!
Marik: I knew that.
DML: Uh huh. Anyone want a soda?
Lady: Sure. Ginger ale, please.
DML: Okay.
Marik: Hit me with a... *DML hits him on arm* Oww! I didn't mean that literally, you dweeb!!
DML: Oh, sorry. I tend to take things literally. Now what did you want?
Marik: *rubs arm* I want a Pepsi.
DML: Sure thing. *Goes to get sodas*
Duke comes in: Hey, what's up? *Hears Tristan screaming for his dearest life* Nevermind. I think I figured it out. You guys are tormenting Tristan, right?
Lady: *Being sarcastic* Brilliant deduction, Einstein! You win a prize!
Duke: Haha, very funny. So, who's the guilty one? *Smirks*
Lady: *Points to Marik* He is.
Duke: You serious?? Whose idea??
Lady: Dark Moon's.
Duke: She made Marik torture Tristan?
Lady: Besides that, an author for a day.
Duke: Damn! Why?
Lady: Many reasons, really.
Marik: And if you're against it, prepare to face my kendo stick!!
Duke: Prove to me you are...wait, nevermind!!!! *Marik chases Duke with kendo stick*
DML: *Comes back with three sodas* Here you guys... *Duke crashes into DML, causing her to drop the sodas* ACCKK!
Duke: Oh, I'm so sorry, Dark Moon. I didn't see you! *Helps DML up*
Marik: You idiot!! You made her drop my soda!!! *Hits Duke hard with kendo stick*
DML: *squints* Ooh. That's gonna leave a mark in the morning.
Lady: I bet. Damn. Not even I hit that hard. Do you?
DML: Nope. I may be cruel, and insane, but not that bad.
Marik: Well, that's what he gets for hurting you, Dark Moon. Are you going to be okay?
DML: Uh, physically yes. Psychologically, yes. Mentally, no. Emotionally, maybe.
Lady: Mentally?
DML: I'm insane and corrupted; remember?
Lady: Oh.
Marik: Why emotionally?
DML: I'd rather not speak of it.
Marik: Why not?
DML: Too complicated to explain. *Lying!*
Marik: Maybe you should see a psychotherapist if it's that bad.
DML: Ooh, I can't wait til' this day's over! *Grins*
Marik: Nevermind!
To Be Continued...
