Okay here's the next chapter to my little bit of fun. And I still don't own anything…

The Wedding

Relena stood proudly, smoothing her elaborate wedding gown again. Hilde and Sally tsked at her.

"Relena, you're going to wrinkle that dress if you keep flattening it," Hilde told her.

"How is that possible?" Relena asked dreamily, the thought of her and Heero being married at last running through her mind.

Heero stood up at the alter, the scowl evident on his face. Dou poked him playfully on the shoulder.

"Can't even smile on you're wedding day?" he asked. Heero shook his head.

"Too nervous," he said, straitening his collar. His best man glanced around the pews, looking for people he knew. Ah, there was Wufei, a strange girl with hip-length brown hair and a pink and black Sailor Moon uniform clutching his arm possessively (a.k.a.: ME!).

"So Wufei's the only one of us not getting a part in this?" Duo asked, knowing that Quatre and Trowa were providing music with the infamous flute and violin. Heero shrugged.

"New girlfriend wouldn't let him. But that at least makes one person that's here for me, not Relena."

"Good point," Duo mused. Just then Quatre and Trowa struck up the wedding march. Relena appeared, clutching her brother's arm. Zex/ Milardo (did I spell that right?) had accepted the job of best man. After a few minutes, they finally reached the altar. A minister stepped up.

"Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah." He went through the traditional junk.

"And if anyone here has a suitable reason these two should not wed," he glanced at Heero and shuddered, "I would advise against it." Suddenly a man stood up timidly.

"Actually, I…" Heero whipped out a gun and shot the man in the arm. The poor guy collapsed on the floor.

"Never mind," he moaned. Relena looked at Heero.

"Heero! Shame on you. Where did you get that thing anyway?" Heero shrugged.

"What, you thought I wouldn't carry a gun just because I was getting married?" Relena sighed.

"Have you the ring?" the Minister asked, careful not to look Heero straight in the eye and provoke him. Heero pulled out the rings and put one on Relena's finger and the other on his.

"You may now kiss the bride," The Minister said. Heero spun Relena into his arms and kissed her like in one of those action movies. Duo thumped Heero on the back as the Newly-Weds ran out the building.

Author's Note: Okay, so I'm done… Maybe. Submit a review saying if you want a Honeymoon chapter or whatever. But before any random sicko may even consider of suggesting it, I WILL NOT DO LEMONS. Not even if it's a Honeymoon chapter. It's my fic and I'll do what I want. So there. And if no one reviews saying yay or nay, then I will decide for myself. Thanks a bunch!