Sailor Kirby can be seen, decked out in camouflage and combat boots.
"Hey guys! Seems there's a war going on between readers. While we're at it, can I fight for claims over Gundam Wing? No? Aww…"
Okay, randomness has ended. Now for the Baby Shower chapter, chock full of OC's and I LOVE it! Get over it, Zer0 and anyone else. I *like* Original Characters and I'm proud of it! So HA!
The Baby Shower
Relena sat on the couch, lounging, impregnated stomach swollen in front of her. Heero came in, glancing at the clock.
"They should be here soon," Heero stated mildly, referring to the baby shower guests. Relena nodded vaguely, off in La-La-land, where many of us belong. The door opened, and MANY PEOPLE's favorite American male Gundam pilot waltzed in. Heero glared.
"Don't you ever knock?"
"`Course not," Duo replied, giving Relena a friendly hug, "How are you doing, Relena?" Relena beamed.
"I'm fine. Isn't the world great? Happiness, happiness." Duo blinked, then shrugged. The doorbell rang, and Heero walked over to get it.
Wufei, Trowa, and Quatre stood, arms full of brightly colored packages. Wufei, Heero noticed, looked grimmer than usual, but he beckoned them in. Quatre smiled sweetly at Relena, but before he could say anything, there was a pounding on the door. Heero pulled it open, and a stampede of girls ran in. On of them had fluffy black hair and yellow bangs, holding what looked suspiciously like a can of hairspray next to the gift she held. The other had black cat ears and tail, with big crimson eyes, and she appeared to be arguing with yet another girl, wearing a pink-and-black Sailor Moon uniform.
"I'm Yami-Ta," the girl with hairspray announced, and proceeded to introduce the other two girls as YaYuki and Sailor Kirby.
"And this is Moongirl and Kirbygirl," Sailor Kirby added, and from behind her came two littler ones of the female gender, "They're my… uh… cousins." (I seriously doubt any of you want to sit through the story of who they REALLY are, so we'll leave it at that. It's complicated, and involves some of the strange ideas that come from my mind.) Heero looked at her.
"Weren't you at my wedding?" Sailor Kirby's eyes dropped. (SAPPY SCENE AHEAD, BUT I HAD TO PUT IT IN!!!)
"Yeah."
"Oh wait. You're with Wufei, aren't you? Hey, Wufei!" He called, gesturing the Chinese pilot to the doorway, but he had gone somewhere. SK grabbed his wrist.
"Don't," she said quietly, "Just don't bring us up." The rest of the group looked away uneasily.
"Why?" Heero inquired.
"…Nataku's anniversary of dying is coming up soon," SK said quietly, "I know he's hurting. He feels like he's betraying her by even trying to love again. I… I do love him. (I do, he's just so cool! And it's good that he gets slightly less 'women are scum' as the series progresses. *Sighs* Why can't the G-Boys be real, huh? Back to the story.) But I can't continue to hurt him. He needs to remain loyal to his Nataku only." She releases his wrist, and smiled broadly, "Heero's gunna be a DADDY!" Luckily, the doorbell rang again. Another girl bounced in, arms loaded with bags.
"I'm Yume Keki, and I'm so happy for you!" she cried to Heero, flinging her arms around him and almost dropping the bags. She then ran over to Relena.
"Congratulations!" YaYuki waved at Yume Keki.
"Hi!" The two girls babbled as Heero opened the door again. This time it was a guy, black hair falling across his face.
"Yo," Black said, dropping his gifts in the pile where everyone else's had conveniently dropped. Wufei choose that moment to return, and he saw Sailor Kirby. His eyes dropped and she looked away, before running over and hugging him. Black's eyebrows raised, a vein pulsing slightly.
"Hi Wufei," Sailor Kirby said, "It's very nice to see you." Running off, she went and hugged everybody else. Heero was afraid as he opened the door again.
"The name's Bishi," another guy said, walking in and dumping the box he held. From behind him yet ANOTHER girl came in.
"And I'm Sataru. Congratulations," she said unenthusiastically, "Can I go use my laptop in your kitchen?"
"No," Yume Keki retorted, her evil split taking over (she has the sane side, the evil side, and the insane side, or so she told me), "This is a party for Relena and Heero."
The door opened again and Black Phoenix Fire came in. Heero rolled his eyes.
"Doesn't anyone knock?"
Black Phoenix Fire ignored him, going over and standing against the wall, ignoring everyone. A female walked in, none other than The Aku Dragon of Light, sometimes known as Samu. Relena smiled at everyone. Once more, the door flew open. There, arms folded, stood a girl with ice-blue Articuno wings accompanied by a different girl with a small pixie by the name of Cathandra. AKA, the infamous Cunobaby and Jewel. Relena beamed even more as the door opened the FINAL time (yipee!), where stood R3D5cou7, the ice demon cyborg. LOOONG story.
"Thank you for coming," Relena smiled. Heero didn't say anything, eyeing the people suspiciously.
"Did any of you actually receive an invitation?" They looked away, humming innocently. Relena got up and hit him over the head. Not that it hurt him.
"Be nice to our guests, Heero!"
Just then Yami-Ta pulled out a stereo, and a Grease CD. She popped it in-
"Tell me more, tell me more, was it love at first sight? Tell me more tell me more, like did she put up a fight? Tell me more-" Fortunately, Heero stopped that catastrophe before it started. He went over and picked up the stereo.
"AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH!" he pitched it out the window. Duo ducked from instinct. Yami-Ta gasped, looking at the hole in the window.
"That wasn't my stereo… Or my CD…" Samu sweatdropped slightly. Bishi promptly spotted Black for the first time.
"You!"
"You!"
"What are you doing here?"
"I have every right to be here, same as you."
"Liar!" Heero interjected.
"*I* am the only one who starts wars in this house. Sit down. ALL of you," he directed at Moongirl and Kirbygirl who had started taking things off shelves. Relena continued to smile pointlessly. All of the guests sat down. Sailor Kirby sat on a couch next to YaYuki. Bishi sat next to her. Sailor Kirby noticeably scooted closer to YaYuki. Yami-Ta came over.
"Excuse me," she said, shoving Bishi off the couch and taking his seat. Black came over glaring.
"That's what you get for trying to sit next to my girl."
"She's not your girl, she's my girl!"
"She's my girl!"
"I'm not either of your's girl," Sailor Kirby pointed out. They both glanced at her then went back to their argument.
"She's my girl!"
"My girl!"
"SHUT UP! She's neither of your's girl! Now be quiet and stop bugging me!" Black Phoenix Fire yelled. Bishi had to ask.
"How exactly are we bugging you?"
"You're existence itself bothers me," she replied angrily, sitting down solemnly. Moongirl plopped on the carpet (she and Kirbygirl like the floor).
"Open the presents! Open the presents!" Noting everyone staring at her, confused, she asked "What?"
"Sounds like a good idea to me." Kirbygirl replied. Just then the doorbell rang. Heero went to get it, but Yume Keki jumped up.
"I'LL GET IT I'LL GET IT I'LL GET IT!" she squealed, flinging the door open. It was a FedEx man, with a clipboard.
"Delivery for Heero and Relena Peacecraft-Yuy (I couldn't get rid of Relena's last name, and Peacecraft-Yuy sound better than Yuy-Peacecraft, or at least it does to me. My foot hurts. Lost the feeling in my toes… Not been so lucky with the rest of the foot… BTW, I'm at YaYuki's house. I spent the night, and she had me try on one of her tap shoes from like the fourth grade, size six and a half, and I'm a size 8. Then I walked across the room. Owie...)" Heero took the clipboard, signing it.
"Okay, thank you Mr. Peacecraft-Yuy. Hey, Joe! Get that box out here." Heero raised an eyebrow as a giant refrigerator box came out on one of those dolly things. Joe wheeled it into the house tipping his cap to Relena. He waved as he went back to the truck and he and the other delivery guys drove off. Yume Keki (insane side), Jewel, and Cunobaby pulled out sticks and started poking at it. R3D5cou7 decided this was fun, helping. Black Phoenix Fire rolled her eyes, muttering 'idiots…" Bishi pulled out a knife, sharpening it pointedly, eyes cast on Wufei's. Yami-Ta thwacked him on the back of the head. Moongirl and Kirbygirl pulled out what looked an awful lot like the startings of a bomb and started tinkering on them. Black went over to see if he could help. Samu hesitated, but shyly walked over to Black Phoenix Fire to try and make friends. Sailor Kirby began to pull Cunobaby from the box, since she knew what was in it (of course I know what's in it! They had to tell me in order to get it in this fanfic. So anyway. Oh, I'm not at YaYuki's anymore. Haven't been for a while. Yay! I finally got my foot out of that dumb shoe! Oh, blessed feeling in my toes and painlessness in the rest of my foot!). And frankly, they just shouldn't be poked.) Yume Keki's evil side came out.
"Are you going to open it or what?" she sneered. Heero looked at Relena, decided he didn't want to give her something pointy to open the box and pulled out his own knife. Half the guests looked up at the sight of something so sharp and dangerous… Fun… He cut the tape, peering inside the box. First thing he pulled out was a note, Relena took it and read it aloud.
"Hey, it's Pannerez. Sorry I couldn't come to the party, but here's your gift. I *know* you'll enjoy it. Love always, ~Pannerez~. Well that was thoughtful of her, wasn't it, Heero?"
"Hnn," Heero replied, pulling out a box… a toaster box… "Relena, I think it's a box of toasters." Sure enough, he pulled out toaster after toaster after toaster after toaster (soda can clunks SK in back of head.), each a different size, color, and shape.
"That's a lot of toasters," Jewel commented, Cathandra nodding in agreement. YaYuki spoke up, pulling her gift out of the pile.
"Hey, that goes with my gift." She handed it to Relena, who opened the box. It was a loaf of bread, and a card of some sort.
"To give your toasters an excellent work-out, this certificate is redeemable for a lifetime's supply of bread for ten from the local bakery. Never expires," Relena paused, "For ten? Just what do you think we'll do after this one?"
"Eat toast, I hope," Yami-Ta proclaimed, handing over her gift. Relena and Heero opened it. It contained a jar of jam, with a very similar certificate, lifetime's supply of jam for ten. Sataru handed over her gift, a coupon good for ten lifetimes of butter.
"Oh my," Relena said, but thanked them profusely. Yume Keki pointed out her three gifts, two boxes and a card, one from each of her splits.
"That one's from me!" Insane Yume Keki proclaimed, as a box opened to reveal all sorts of osagi (or bunny) and neko (or cat) dolls, "And that's from me," Sane side said as an ABC book was pulled out of the other wrapped box. It could only be assumed the card was from Evil, so she didn't say anything. Relena read it to herself then laughed and handed it to Heero.
"Scram mortals?" he asked. Evil nodded, arms crossed. Sailor Kirby bounced over, handing Relena a hideously wrapped purple package.
"It's a bag of carrots," Moongirl whispered… loudly. Kirbygirl nodded. Sailor Kirby went into that anime-ish despair mood.
"The secret… It's ruined…" Relena looked at Heero appealingly. He opened the gift.
"Oh, wow. Carrots. I'm sooo thrilled and surprised. Thank you, Sailor Kirby," he said, monotone. SK beamed. (Heero- Do I *really* have to do that? SK: Yeah! I'm the authoress depriving myself of sleep, drawing time, and reading time to get this finished since I promised I'd post it like nine days ago… So sleepy… NO!! Must type! MUST!) Bishi stood up.
"I have the greatest gift of all!" he yelled, tossing a box at Heero. Heero opened it, the other G-boys leaning over, semi-interested.
"A… Chibi-Deathscythe doll," Duo said, "Ha!" He dissolved into laughter. Quatre smiled.
"Why Deathscythe?" Wufei asked. Bishi glared.
"Well, I'm not going to give a baby Shenlong. That would be a bad influence, giving it something relating to you." Wufei rose.
"That's suits name is Nataku. Refer to it as nothing else," he demanded. Trowa interrupted this before it evolved any farther by suggesting Samu that she give the soon-to-be parents her gift. She nodded, handing them a bag. At last they received something baby-related, it being red and black bibs and camouflage baby clothes. Next Black gave his present, some blankets and a 50 dollar gift certificate to Baby's R Us. Heero leaned over to Relena.
"Is that a real place?"
"Yes. It's the best place to buy things for toddlers and babies." (I think. I don't have kids, it's not like I'd know. Shoot, let's hope I don't have kids. While Sailor Kirby is made to be around sixteen, I am only THIRTEEN. *cough cough* Bishi should note this *cough*)
"Oh." Moongirl poked Heero in the back of the head, thrusting some blue clothes at him, with half-ripped tags at him.
"From Kirby and I," she explained.
"Why the ripped tags?"
"If anyone asks, YOU bought them," Kirbygirl said quickly. Relena started to ask, but shook her head, deciding it wasn't a good idea. Cunobaby jumped up and down.
"Oh, oh! Mine next!" Heero found a thick envelope among the rapidly shrinking pile of gifts. It was a official-looking legal document, land papers.
"In short, it gives you claims over the island of Gagonea. It has these huge trees, and is about the size of the plot of land my house rests on," Cunobaby said. Jewel pointed to another page.
"And this part is from me, giving you the ocean around Gagonea, around the size of a very large swimming pool." Cathandra nodded. Heero shrugged.
"Okay then." (Have I forgotten anyone…? Brain all fuzzy… Can't focus…) R3D5cou7 used his mechanic arm to hand his gift, the last gift, off the floor. It was a fairly large box.
"Ten blenders?" Quatre said. He burst into laughter. Sailor Kirby looked at the clock and gasped, standing up quickly.
"Yume Keki, Black Phoenix Fire, YaYuki, Cunobaby, Yami-Ta, Jewel, Cathandra, R3D5cou7, Moongirl, Kirbygirl, Samu, Black, Sataru, Annoying Stalker Boy! We gotta go! Right now!"
"What's the rush?" Cunobaby inquired.
"Oh, there's no rush. I just need to go out to catch my bus. So the chapter needs to end. Let's go, hustle hustle, left, left, left, right, left," Sailor Kirby ushered the guests out of the house.
"What the heck just happened?" Trowa asked. Relena shrugged.
"Toast anyone?" Duo and Quatre asked, both of whom seemed to find playing with the new toasters amusing. Heero shrugged.
"Whatever."
Author's Note: YAY!! IT'S DONE! This chapter, I am sorry, REALLY SUCKED. What did I get myself into?? I'm sorry this chapter's so bad. I really am. And if I made your OC very out of character or screwed up in any form, I am VERY VERY sorry! So very sorry! Please don't hate me!
Oh yeah. You guys are probably wondering why the heck that this is being posted in the sixteenth instead of November 1st, as promised. Allow me to try and explain without taking three hours. If these sound like excuses, I guess they kinda are, but that's not what I'm intending them to be.
1) It was Halloween. I'm guilty of spending the night at a friend's house on Halloween. But if you'll notice, I typed some while at YaYuki's house.
2) There was suddenly a big wet spot in my room. My parents feared it to be a busted pipe, so over the course of the next four or five days I first "cleaned" my room, then my mom, sister, and I had to move all of that stuff across the hall into what is technically a guest room but in reality is the playroom. Then we discovered it's NOT a busted pipe (so we didn't have to rip up my carpet, praise the Lord!) it's the air conditioner leaking so I moved all the stuff BACK to my room (a surprisingly complicated procedure that took a non-exaggerated 3 days.)
3) HOMEWORK! TOO MUCH BLASTED HOMEWORK! AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! Seriously, those dumb teachers- math homework, science homework, history homework, excessive amounts of language homework! Homework from classes I wasn't even aware I was taking! CURSE YOU 8th GRADE! CURSE YOU FOREVER!
4) Football and Basketball games. That's why I'm a cheerleader, isn't it? To cheer at those games? A nerdy, unpopular cheerleader that doesn't let her bum hang out of her skirt by rolling it up fifty zillion times doesn't wear makeup can't do a cartwheel and none of the other cheerleaders talk to unless it be absolutely unavoidable, but a cheerleader none the less. Seriously though. Sometimes the squad captain and co-captain "forget" to tell me what cheer we're doing. Or they all follow me in the hallway, teasing me and making snide comments. Sorry, getting off subject. I do like cheerleading, just not the reputation proceeded by it.
5) Dad. Sister. One computer, three people always wanting on. And, as sister and I are so constantly reminded, it's DAD's computer. He can spend all the time he wants on it. That's the hardest part, getting ON the computer TO type. Blah.
So anyway, I deeply apologize for it being so late. Don't hate me. Please?
BISHI!! STAY AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Black I at least know indirectly. He's my friend's… er… friend? I don't know the full story. But he's e-mailed me, you just keep popping up! SCARY MAN! GO AWAY! OR, at least introduce yourself. Yeesh. I suppose I'm flattered or whatever and I appreciate your defending me against Zer0 Kataru (the creep) but EWW. Keep it to yourself. (In all honesty, I don't really WANT to know how flexible you are. So there.)
"Hey guys! Seems there's a war going on between readers. While we're at it, can I fight for claims over Gundam Wing? No? Aww…"
Okay, randomness has ended. Now for the Baby Shower chapter, chock full of OC's and I LOVE it! Get over it, Zer0 and anyone else. I *like* Original Characters and I'm proud of it! So HA!
The Baby Shower
Relena sat on the couch, lounging, impregnated stomach swollen in front of her. Heero came in, glancing at the clock.
"They should be here soon," Heero stated mildly, referring to the baby shower guests. Relena nodded vaguely, off in La-La-land, where many of us belong. The door opened, and MANY PEOPLE's favorite American male Gundam pilot waltzed in. Heero glared.
"Don't you ever knock?"
"`Course not," Duo replied, giving Relena a friendly hug, "How are you doing, Relena?" Relena beamed.
"I'm fine. Isn't the world great? Happiness, happiness." Duo blinked, then shrugged. The doorbell rang, and Heero walked over to get it.
Wufei, Trowa, and Quatre stood, arms full of brightly colored packages. Wufei, Heero noticed, looked grimmer than usual, but he beckoned them in. Quatre smiled sweetly at Relena, but before he could say anything, there was a pounding on the door. Heero pulled it open, and a stampede of girls ran in. On of them had fluffy black hair and yellow bangs, holding what looked suspiciously like a can of hairspray next to the gift she held. The other had black cat ears and tail, with big crimson eyes, and she appeared to be arguing with yet another girl, wearing a pink-and-black Sailor Moon uniform.
"I'm Yami-Ta," the girl with hairspray announced, and proceeded to introduce the other two girls as YaYuki and Sailor Kirby.
"And this is Moongirl and Kirbygirl," Sailor Kirby added, and from behind her came two littler ones of the female gender, "They're my… uh… cousins." (I seriously doubt any of you want to sit through the story of who they REALLY are, so we'll leave it at that. It's complicated, and involves some of the strange ideas that come from my mind.) Heero looked at her.
"Weren't you at my wedding?" Sailor Kirby's eyes dropped. (SAPPY SCENE AHEAD, BUT I HAD TO PUT IT IN!!!)
"Yeah."
"Oh wait. You're with Wufei, aren't you? Hey, Wufei!" He called, gesturing the Chinese pilot to the doorway, but he had gone somewhere. SK grabbed his wrist.
"Don't," she said quietly, "Just don't bring us up." The rest of the group looked away uneasily.
"Why?" Heero inquired.
"…Nataku's anniversary of dying is coming up soon," SK said quietly, "I know he's hurting. He feels like he's betraying her by even trying to love again. I… I do love him. (I do, he's just so cool! And it's good that he gets slightly less 'women are scum' as the series progresses. *Sighs* Why can't the G-Boys be real, huh? Back to the story.) But I can't continue to hurt him. He needs to remain loyal to his Nataku only." She releases his wrist, and smiled broadly, "Heero's gunna be a DADDY!" Luckily, the doorbell rang again. Another girl bounced in, arms loaded with bags.
"I'm Yume Keki, and I'm so happy for you!" she cried to Heero, flinging her arms around him and almost dropping the bags. She then ran over to Relena.
"Congratulations!" YaYuki waved at Yume Keki.
"Hi!" The two girls babbled as Heero opened the door again. This time it was a guy, black hair falling across his face.
"Yo," Black said, dropping his gifts in the pile where everyone else's had conveniently dropped. Wufei choose that moment to return, and he saw Sailor Kirby. His eyes dropped and she looked away, before running over and hugging him. Black's eyebrows raised, a vein pulsing slightly.
"Hi Wufei," Sailor Kirby said, "It's very nice to see you." Running off, she went and hugged everybody else. Heero was afraid as he opened the door again.
"The name's Bishi," another guy said, walking in and dumping the box he held. From behind him yet ANOTHER girl came in.
"And I'm Sataru. Congratulations," she said unenthusiastically, "Can I go use my laptop in your kitchen?"
"No," Yume Keki retorted, her evil split taking over (she has the sane side, the evil side, and the insane side, or so she told me), "This is a party for Relena and Heero."
The door opened again and Black Phoenix Fire came in. Heero rolled his eyes.
"Doesn't anyone knock?"
Black Phoenix Fire ignored him, going over and standing against the wall, ignoring everyone. A female walked in, none other than The Aku Dragon of Light, sometimes known as Samu. Relena smiled at everyone. Once more, the door flew open. There, arms folded, stood a girl with ice-blue Articuno wings accompanied by a different girl with a small pixie by the name of Cathandra. AKA, the infamous Cunobaby and Jewel. Relena beamed even more as the door opened the FINAL time (yipee!), where stood R3D5cou7, the ice demon cyborg. LOOONG story.
"Thank you for coming," Relena smiled. Heero didn't say anything, eyeing the people suspiciously.
"Did any of you actually receive an invitation?" They looked away, humming innocently. Relena got up and hit him over the head. Not that it hurt him.
"Be nice to our guests, Heero!"
Just then Yami-Ta pulled out a stereo, and a Grease CD. She popped it in-
"Tell me more, tell me more, was it love at first sight? Tell me more tell me more, like did she put up a fight? Tell me more-" Fortunately, Heero stopped that catastrophe before it started. He went over and picked up the stereo.
"AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH!" he pitched it out the window. Duo ducked from instinct. Yami-Ta gasped, looking at the hole in the window.
"That wasn't my stereo… Or my CD…" Samu sweatdropped slightly. Bishi promptly spotted Black for the first time.
"You!"
"You!"
"What are you doing here?"
"I have every right to be here, same as you."
"Liar!" Heero interjected.
"*I* am the only one who starts wars in this house. Sit down. ALL of you," he directed at Moongirl and Kirbygirl who had started taking things off shelves. Relena continued to smile pointlessly. All of the guests sat down. Sailor Kirby sat on a couch next to YaYuki. Bishi sat next to her. Sailor Kirby noticeably scooted closer to YaYuki. Yami-Ta came over.
"Excuse me," she said, shoving Bishi off the couch and taking his seat. Black came over glaring.
"That's what you get for trying to sit next to my girl."
"She's not your girl, she's my girl!"
"She's my girl!"
"I'm not either of your's girl," Sailor Kirby pointed out. They both glanced at her then went back to their argument.
"She's my girl!"
"My girl!"
"SHUT UP! She's neither of your's girl! Now be quiet and stop bugging me!" Black Phoenix Fire yelled. Bishi had to ask.
"How exactly are we bugging you?"
"You're existence itself bothers me," she replied angrily, sitting down solemnly. Moongirl plopped on the carpet (she and Kirbygirl like the floor).
"Open the presents! Open the presents!" Noting everyone staring at her, confused, she asked "What?"
"Sounds like a good idea to me." Kirbygirl replied. Just then the doorbell rang. Heero went to get it, but Yume Keki jumped up.
"I'LL GET IT I'LL GET IT I'LL GET IT!" she squealed, flinging the door open. It was a FedEx man, with a clipboard.
"Delivery for Heero and Relena Peacecraft-Yuy (I couldn't get rid of Relena's last name, and Peacecraft-Yuy sound better than Yuy-Peacecraft, or at least it does to me. My foot hurts. Lost the feeling in my toes… Not been so lucky with the rest of the foot… BTW, I'm at YaYuki's house. I spent the night, and she had me try on one of her tap shoes from like the fourth grade, size six and a half, and I'm a size 8. Then I walked across the room. Owie...)" Heero took the clipboard, signing it.
"Okay, thank you Mr. Peacecraft-Yuy. Hey, Joe! Get that box out here." Heero raised an eyebrow as a giant refrigerator box came out on one of those dolly things. Joe wheeled it into the house tipping his cap to Relena. He waved as he went back to the truck and he and the other delivery guys drove off. Yume Keki (insane side), Jewel, and Cunobaby pulled out sticks and started poking at it. R3D5cou7 decided this was fun, helping. Black Phoenix Fire rolled her eyes, muttering 'idiots…" Bishi pulled out a knife, sharpening it pointedly, eyes cast on Wufei's. Yami-Ta thwacked him on the back of the head. Moongirl and Kirbygirl pulled out what looked an awful lot like the startings of a bomb and started tinkering on them. Black went over to see if he could help. Samu hesitated, but shyly walked over to Black Phoenix Fire to try and make friends. Sailor Kirby began to pull Cunobaby from the box, since she knew what was in it (of course I know what's in it! They had to tell me in order to get it in this fanfic. So anyway. Oh, I'm not at YaYuki's anymore. Haven't been for a while. Yay! I finally got my foot out of that dumb shoe! Oh, blessed feeling in my toes and painlessness in the rest of my foot!). And frankly, they just shouldn't be poked.) Yume Keki's evil side came out.
"Are you going to open it or what?" she sneered. Heero looked at Relena, decided he didn't want to give her something pointy to open the box and pulled out his own knife. Half the guests looked up at the sight of something so sharp and dangerous… Fun… He cut the tape, peering inside the box. First thing he pulled out was a note, Relena took it and read it aloud.
"Hey, it's Pannerez. Sorry I couldn't come to the party, but here's your gift. I *know* you'll enjoy it. Love always, ~Pannerez~. Well that was thoughtful of her, wasn't it, Heero?"
"Hnn," Heero replied, pulling out a box… a toaster box… "Relena, I think it's a box of toasters." Sure enough, he pulled out toaster after toaster after toaster after toaster (soda can clunks SK in back of head.), each a different size, color, and shape.
"That's a lot of toasters," Jewel commented, Cathandra nodding in agreement. YaYuki spoke up, pulling her gift out of the pile.
"Hey, that goes with my gift." She handed it to Relena, who opened the box. It was a loaf of bread, and a card of some sort.
"To give your toasters an excellent work-out, this certificate is redeemable for a lifetime's supply of bread for ten from the local bakery. Never expires," Relena paused, "For ten? Just what do you think we'll do after this one?"
"Eat toast, I hope," Yami-Ta proclaimed, handing over her gift. Relena and Heero opened it. It contained a jar of jam, with a very similar certificate, lifetime's supply of jam for ten. Sataru handed over her gift, a coupon good for ten lifetimes of butter.
"Oh my," Relena said, but thanked them profusely. Yume Keki pointed out her three gifts, two boxes and a card, one from each of her splits.
"That one's from me!" Insane Yume Keki proclaimed, as a box opened to reveal all sorts of osagi (or bunny) and neko (or cat) dolls, "And that's from me," Sane side said as an ABC book was pulled out of the other wrapped box. It could only be assumed the card was from Evil, so she didn't say anything. Relena read it to herself then laughed and handed it to Heero.
"Scram mortals?" he asked. Evil nodded, arms crossed. Sailor Kirby bounced over, handing Relena a hideously wrapped purple package.
"It's a bag of carrots," Moongirl whispered… loudly. Kirbygirl nodded. Sailor Kirby went into that anime-ish despair mood.
"The secret… It's ruined…" Relena looked at Heero appealingly. He opened the gift.
"Oh, wow. Carrots. I'm sooo thrilled and surprised. Thank you, Sailor Kirby," he said, monotone. SK beamed. (Heero- Do I *really* have to do that? SK: Yeah! I'm the authoress depriving myself of sleep, drawing time, and reading time to get this finished since I promised I'd post it like nine days ago… So sleepy… NO!! Must type! MUST!) Bishi stood up.
"I have the greatest gift of all!" he yelled, tossing a box at Heero. Heero opened it, the other G-boys leaning over, semi-interested.
"A… Chibi-Deathscythe doll," Duo said, "Ha!" He dissolved into laughter. Quatre smiled.
"Why Deathscythe?" Wufei asked. Bishi glared.
"Well, I'm not going to give a baby Shenlong. That would be a bad influence, giving it something relating to you." Wufei rose.
"That's suits name is Nataku. Refer to it as nothing else," he demanded. Trowa interrupted this before it evolved any farther by suggesting Samu that she give the soon-to-be parents her gift. She nodded, handing them a bag. At last they received something baby-related, it being red and black bibs and camouflage baby clothes. Next Black gave his present, some blankets and a 50 dollar gift certificate to Baby's R Us. Heero leaned over to Relena.
"Is that a real place?"
"Yes. It's the best place to buy things for toddlers and babies." (I think. I don't have kids, it's not like I'd know. Shoot, let's hope I don't have kids. While Sailor Kirby is made to be around sixteen, I am only THIRTEEN. *cough cough* Bishi should note this *cough*)
"Oh." Moongirl poked Heero in the back of the head, thrusting some blue clothes at him, with half-ripped tags at him.
"From Kirby and I," she explained.
"Why the ripped tags?"
"If anyone asks, YOU bought them," Kirbygirl said quickly. Relena started to ask, but shook her head, deciding it wasn't a good idea. Cunobaby jumped up and down.
"Oh, oh! Mine next!" Heero found a thick envelope among the rapidly shrinking pile of gifts. It was a official-looking legal document, land papers.
"In short, it gives you claims over the island of Gagonea. It has these huge trees, and is about the size of the plot of land my house rests on," Cunobaby said. Jewel pointed to another page.
"And this part is from me, giving you the ocean around Gagonea, around the size of a very large swimming pool." Cathandra nodded. Heero shrugged.
"Okay then." (Have I forgotten anyone…? Brain all fuzzy… Can't focus…) R3D5cou7 used his mechanic arm to hand his gift, the last gift, off the floor. It was a fairly large box.
"Ten blenders?" Quatre said. He burst into laughter. Sailor Kirby looked at the clock and gasped, standing up quickly.
"Yume Keki, Black Phoenix Fire, YaYuki, Cunobaby, Yami-Ta, Jewel, Cathandra, R3D5cou7, Moongirl, Kirbygirl, Samu, Black, Sataru, Annoying Stalker Boy! We gotta go! Right now!"
"What's the rush?" Cunobaby inquired.
"Oh, there's no rush. I just need to go out to catch my bus. So the chapter needs to end. Let's go, hustle hustle, left, left, left, right, left," Sailor Kirby ushered the guests out of the house.
"What the heck just happened?" Trowa asked. Relena shrugged.
"Toast anyone?" Duo and Quatre asked, both of whom seemed to find playing with the new toasters amusing. Heero shrugged.
"Whatever."
Author's Note: YAY!! IT'S DONE! This chapter, I am sorry, REALLY SUCKED. What did I get myself into?? I'm sorry this chapter's so bad. I really am. And if I made your OC very out of character or screwed up in any form, I am VERY VERY sorry! So very sorry! Please don't hate me!
Oh yeah. You guys are probably wondering why the heck that this is being posted in the sixteenth instead of November 1st, as promised. Allow me to try and explain without taking three hours. If these sound like excuses, I guess they kinda are, but that's not what I'm intending them to be.
1) It was Halloween. I'm guilty of spending the night at a friend's house on Halloween. But if you'll notice, I typed some while at YaYuki's house.
2) There was suddenly a big wet spot in my room. My parents feared it to be a busted pipe, so over the course of the next four or five days I first "cleaned" my room, then my mom, sister, and I had to move all of that stuff across the hall into what is technically a guest room but in reality is the playroom. Then we discovered it's NOT a busted pipe (so we didn't have to rip up my carpet, praise the Lord!) it's the air conditioner leaking so I moved all the stuff BACK to my room (a surprisingly complicated procedure that took a non-exaggerated 3 days.)
3) HOMEWORK! TOO MUCH BLASTED HOMEWORK! AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! Seriously, those dumb teachers- math homework, science homework, history homework, excessive amounts of language homework! Homework from classes I wasn't even aware I was taking! CURSE YOU 8th GRADE! CURSE YOU FOREVER!
4) Football and Basketball games. That's why I'm a cheerleader, isn't it? To cheer at those games? A nerdy, unpopular cheerleader that doesn't let her bum hang out of her skirt by rolling it up fifty zillion times doesn't wear makeup can't do a cartwheel and none of the other cheerleaders talk to unless it be absolutely unavoidable, but a cheerleader none the less. Seriously though. Sometimes the squad captain and co-captain "forget" to tell me what cheer we're doing. Or they all follow me in the hallway, teasing me and making snide comments. Sorry, getting off subject. I do like cheerleading, just not the reputation proceeded by it.
5) Dad. Sister. One computer, three people always wanting on. And, as sister and I are so constantly reminded, it's DAD's computer. He can spend all the time he wants on it. That's the hardest part, getting ON the computer TO type. Blah.
So anyway, I deeply apologize for it being so late. Don't hate me. Please?
BISHI!! STAY AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Black I at least know indirectly. He's my friend's… er… friend? I don't know the full story. But he's e-mailed me, you just keep popping up! SCARY MAN! GO AWAY! OR, at least introduce yourself. Yeesh. I suppose I'm flattered or whatever and I appreciate your defending me against Zer0 Kataru (the creep) but EWW. Keep it to yourself. (In all honesty, I don't really WANT to know how flexible you are. So there.)
