The Christian that Went to Hogwarts
REVIEWER WARS
Disclaimer: Severus Snape and Hogwarts aren't mine. the 'story' *if you could call it one* is.
for anyone who hasn't read the Christian that went to Hogwarts series, go read it...but remember, IT'S A JOKE NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.
on that note...
(this story is dedicated to the wonderful Miss Katrina, who, in an amazing show of balls, decided to try and get a rise
out of me by saying the Following:
"This review is dedicated to words that ALL of your stories bring to mind: ick, crap, ugh, argh, shit, bad, dumb,
stupid, pathetic, shit, lousy, retarded (that one can also double for you, too) short, waste, shit, sloppy, dreary,
unhappy, sad, sympathy, trash, shit, garbage, idiotic, terrible, horrible, below standard, shit, negative, pessimistic,
sucky, and oh, and did i say SHIT?"
(SPG: Owch. Damn woman needs to be cursed...e.e;;;)
No, my dear Fluffy Pagan Friend, we're going to do the next best thing. CORRECT HER. So, to Help us, Professor Severus Snape
will join us for the moment to assist in this endevor.
|Professor Severus Snape enters the Room, Sweeps up to his Desk, Robes billowing behind him dramatically. he seats himself
rather forcefully, and looks sternly at his computer.|
"Now. what exactly am i here for?" pressed the Potions Professor Irritatbly.
"In a bad mood Professor Snape?" Cait asked Hopefully, as she, Serena, Jeni and Pamela all took to the tables.
Instead of Replying, Severus curled his lip into a sneer.
"Thats Good" Cait replied Cheerfully. "So, heres someone to take your Frustrations. miss Katrina, with her rambling of
words."
"Miss Katrina, Crap, Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit and Shit are all the same things. I detest people repeating themselves, as though I am not competent enough to understand the first time." Snape began Forcefully.
"Negative, Dreary, Pessimistic, bad unhappy, sad, sympathy and sucky are hardly words that would be used to describe this Fanfic." Severus Continued. "pointless and without a solid plot? yes. Negative? no."
Enjoying the torment of the reviewer, a strangely evil looking grin spread across his face. "Ick, Ugh, Argh." he began. "why miss Katrina, i do believe your IQ has finally exceeded that of Mayonaise."
(in the back ground Jeni is beating her head against the desk, Serena is doubled over laughing, Cait is pounding her fist on the table, and Pamela is crying from laughing so hard.)
"if you are to witness the....Revision of miss Katrina's work, I must insist that you remain somewhat coherent and not laugh like a pack of Ruddy Hiena's." Severus shot at the four, which, said by anyone else, would have made them laugh harder. but as this was none other then Professor snape, all traces of humor vanished from the four girls Faces, and instead, the tears of laughter that had been streaming down Pamela's face now looked more like tears of fear.
"bad, dumb, trash, garbage, idiotic" Severus continued, but then in an undertone: "Idiotic, i must say i agree with that one."
"HEY!" Serena Squeaked, and the other three cracked up. "okay..well, yeah it is."
Just then Ariana, Michelle, Sarah and Shane entered the Dungeons.
"you aren't hogwarts students!" Sarah declared.
"Good eye there Sherlock." Cait smirked.
"Who are you?" Michelle Demanded, looking strangely at Jeni.
"Author and Company." Serena replied simply.
"Author? what do you mean, Author?" Ariana asked.
"She means," Severus began loudly. "That our entire world is dependant on whatever sick fantasies people like her come up with. such as your torment here at Hogwarts."
"But i like Hogwarts!" Ariana protested.
"Only because she wrote that you do."
"I...err...so...are you God?" Ariana looked strangely at Serena, who snorted and began laughing insanely.
"By the Gods i hope not!" Cait shot back.
"Sooooo." Pamela grinned, sliding out of her seat and guiding Ariana up to the Computer at which Severus Sat. "This is what a certian Girl thinks of the Story...your life."
Ariana read it in silence, her face twisting in anger by the end.
"MY LIFE IS NOT A WASTE!" She protested angerly. "Can i curse her, Professor?"
"Miss Loophole?" Severus looked up at Jeni, eyebrow cocked.
"I'm looking, I'm looking!" Jeni replied, flipping madly through the book of laws.
"MMMM....miss loophole sounds like miss Lupin." Pamela cooed dreamily, then looked at Jeni angerly. "HOW DARE YOU GO BY MISS LUPIN!!!"
Jeni looked up from the book, a look of fear and confusion covering her face. "huh?"
--
Okay, im Done Ranting, For Now.
(SPG: THAT WAS FUN AS HELL!)
yes, i have to agree.
~cait: hehehe. we tormented the evil bitch from hell~
yes, we did.
(SPG: i feel strangely satisified.)
So, what do you think everyone? did i do the review justice? i responded to her review in a very polite manner, i think, or at least, severus did, and didn't curse at her...
REVIEWER WARS
Disclaimer: Severus Snape and Hogwarts aren't mine. the 'story' *if you could call it one* is.
for anyone who hasn't read the Christian that went to Hogwarts series, go read it...but remember, IT'S A JOKE NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.
on that note...
(this story is dedicated to the wonderful Miss Katrina, who, in an amazing show of balls, decided to try and get a rise
out of me by saying the Following:
"This review is dedicated to words that ALL of your stories bring to mind: ick, crap, ugh, argh, shit, bad, dumb,
stupid, pathetic, shit, lousy, retarded (that one can also double for you, too) short, waste, shit, sloppy, dreary,
unhappy, sad, sympathy, trash, shit, garbage, idiotic, terrible, horrible, below standard, shit, negative, pessimistic,
sucky, and oh, and did i say SHIT?"
(SPG: Owch. Damn woman needs to be cursed...e.e;;;)
No, my dear Fluffy Pagan Friend, we're going to do the next best thing. CORRECT HER. So, to Help us, Professor Severus Snape
will join us for the moment to assist in this endevor.
|Professor Severus Snape enters the Room, Sweeps up to his Desk, Robes billowing behind him dramatically. he seats himself
rather forcefully, and looks sternly at his computer.|
"Now. what exactly am i here for?" pressed the Potions Professor Irritatbly.
"In a bad mood Professor Snape?" Cait asked Hopefully, as she, Serena, Jeni and Pamela all took to the tables.
Instead of Replying, Severus curled his lip into a sneer.
"Thats Good" Cait replied Cheerfully. "So, heres someone to take your Frustrations. miss Katrina, with her rambling of
words."
"Miss Katrina, Crap, Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit and Shit are all the same things. I detest people repeating themselves, as though I am not competent enough to understand the first time." Snape began Forcefully.
"Negative, Dreary, Pessimistic, bad unhappy, sad, sympathy and sucky are hardly words that would be used to describe this Fanfic." Severus Continued. "pointless and without a solid plot? yes. Negative? no."
Enjoying the torment of the reviewer, a strangely evil looking grin spread across his face. "Ick, Ugh, Argh." he began. "why miss Katrina, i do believe your IQ has finally exceeded that of Mayonaise."
(in the back ground Jeni is beating her head against the desk, Serena is doubled over laughing, Cait is pounding her fist on the table, and Pamela is crying from laughing so hard.)
"if you are to witness the....Revision of miss Katrina's work, I must insist that you remain somewhat coherent and not laugh like a pack of Ruddy Hiena's." Severus shot at the four, which, said by anyone else, would have made them laugh harder. but as this was none other then Professor snape, all traces of humor vanished from the four girls Faces, and instead, the tears of laughter that had been streaming down Pamela's face now looked more like tears of fear.
"bad, dumb, trash, garbage, idiotic" Severus continued, but then in an undertone: "Idiotic, i must say i agree with that one."
"HEY!" Serena Squeaked, and the other three cracked up. "okay..well, yeah it is."
Just then Ariana, Michelle, Sarah and Shane entered the Dungeons.
"you aren't hogwarts students!" Sarah declared.
"Good eye there Sherlock." Cait smirked.
"Who are you?" Michelle Demanded, looking strangely at Jeni.
"Author and Company." Serena replied simply.
"Author? what do you mean, Author?" Ariana asked.
"She means," Severus began loudly. "That our entire world is dependant on whatever sick fantasies people like her come up with. such as your torment here at Hogwarts."
"But i like Hogwarts!" Ariana protested.
"Only because she wrote that you do."
"I...err...so...are you God?" Ariana looked strangely at Serena, who snorted and began laughing insanely.
"By the Gods i hope not!" Cait shot back.
"Sooooo." Pamela grinned, sliding out of her seat and guiding Ariana up to the Computer at which Severus Sat. "This is what a certian Girl thinks of the Story...your life."
Ariana read it in silence, her face twisting in anger by the end.
"MY LIFE IS NOT A WASTE!" She protested angerly. "Can i curse her, Professor?"
"Miss Loophole?" Severus looked up at Jeni, eyebrow cocked.
"I'm looking, I'm looking!" Jeni replied, flipping madly through the book of laws.
"MMMM....miss loophole sounds like miss Lupin." Pamela cooed dreamily, then looked at Jeni angerly. "HOW DARE YOU GO BY MISS LUPIN!!!"
Jeni looked up from the book, a look of fear and confusion covering her face. "huh?"
--
Okay, im Done Ranting, For Now.
(SPG: THAT WAS FUN AS HELL!)
yes, i have to agree.
~cait: hehehe. we tormented the evil bitch from hell~
yes, we did.
(SPG: i feel strangely satisified.)
So, what do you think everyone? did i do the review justice? i responded to her review in a very polite manner, i think, or at least, severus did, and didn't curse at her...
