Hey! This is not the REAL author... This is Barnyard and I'm helping
Chica227. I hope ya like it!!! This is their FIRST REAL day of school. Fred
& George & Angelina finally get into some mischief.
MOO -OINK - MEOW - WOOF - QUACK - BAAAAH -- COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO -- NEIGH
"I really hope this works," whispered Fred.
"Don't lose sleep over this, Fred! Jeez! We've got it all worked out and there is no need to be so uptight! This will go off without difficulty", teased George.
"I sure hope so", worried Fred.
"OK, Angelina", continued George, "Let's go over this one more time. You need to leave dinner early tomorrow night and sneak off toward Snape's living area. When you hear mayhem and havoc being set loose up in the Great Hall (smirk), which will be Fred and I, wait exactly 3 minutes before charming your way into his bathroom. Find his shampoo bottle, if he owns one, and switch it with the dragon dung that Fred here so cleverly obtained by owl order. Then find his bar of soap, again if he owns one, and switch it with Katie's deodorant soap, you know the one that smells like lilacs. Then, the diversion that we have created will only last about 5 minutes or so, so you need to get out of there as soon as you POSSIBLY can. You got that?"
"Of course I've got that! Who do you think I am, Filch?!?!?!" snapped Angelina.
Soon the entire group was bursting out laughing at the sound of Angelina's smart remark about Filch. This was only their first day but they already knew that the sound of Filches name brought forth tears and fear to anyone in the school. They had heard that Quirrel even got a little shaky around him.
"Hey, guys I think we'd better get out of this broom closet for now and MAYBE, just MAYBE we should go to class, on the account that this IS a school and we're supposed to be EDUCATED!!!!", yelled Angie.
"But we are being educated," whined Fred, "We're being educated on how to push the rules and not get EXPELLED! HA! High Five! YEAH"
"I don't care, I'm getting out of here before I get caught, we have Charms next and I DON'T WANT TO BE LATE!!!!!" snipped Angie.
She storms out and slams the door behind her.
"MAN!!! She has a MAJOR attitude. She should really sort out her priorities" complains George. "Right, Fred?...Fred?...FRED?!?!?!"
"Huh?!?!?! What?...yeah, sure, why not". He had that look in his eyes that was only known to the Weasley men.
~Ok... now it's off to charms. If you are no smarter than the average bear then obviously you haven't figured out that Angie is a TEACHERS PET!!! Now... we join the Gryffindor first years in their first Charms lesson EVER. Here we go!!!!~
Oh no!!!" grumbled George.
"What?" asked Fred "Is there something wrong?"
"Hmmm... It's only bad if you don't plan on taking any notes today in Charms."
"George! I told you to get the quills and ink this morning BEFORE coming down to breakfast!" bellowed Fred.
"Fred... don't get your knickers in a wad! ( WAIT this is the REAL author and I have stayed quite for most of this entire chappie but this must be said! It doesn't have to be knickers in a wad it can be a tangle or pickle or a peak or whatever you wish cuz we have spent five minutes cracking up with other things to say so yea I'm done now. Continue) I can take care of this! Um... I heard mum saying this ingenious little spell...um... how did it go?!?! Ugh! Oh Yeah! Accio! Ok... on the count of 3, accio quills, ok? 1....2....3...."!
"Accio quills! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"FRED!!!! DUCK!!! WHEN WE SAID QUILLS WE DID SOMETHING WRONG AND THERE'S A PORCUPINE HURLING ITSELF THROUGH THE AIR AT US!!!!!" screams George.
"Duck???? WHERE!!!!????" asked Fred. "I like du-".
*Later that day in the Hospital wing when Fred wakes up*
"Wait... wha...what happened to me?" asked Fred. " Why does my face hurt so bad?"
It was George who replied.
"Fred... can you hear me?... Your obsession with ducks has finally gone to your head. When I told you to duck you thought I saw a duck. When we said quills we didn't specify so a porcupine came flying at us... you turned around, it hit you in the face, and you just now woke up."
"Oh", said Fred , I don't think I like duckies anymore.
"Good. Let's get out of here. We're just in time for Potions", said George.
"Yip-pee!" (Sarcastically).
MOO -OINK - MEOW - WOOF - QUACK - BAAAAH -- COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO -- NEIGH
YOU ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY MUST REVIEW THIS CHAPTER!!!!!!! PLEASE!!! IF YOU DON'T...MY SPIRIT WILL BE CRUSHED AND I'LL NEVER BECOME AN AUTHOR AND I WILL BE FORCED TO RETURN TO THE BARNYARD. G2G TOOTLES!!!!!
MOO -OINK - MEOW - WOOF - QUACK - BAAAAH -- COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO -- NEIGH
"I really hope this works," whispered Fred.
"Don't lose sleep over this, Fred! Jeez! We've got it all worked out and there is no need to be so uptight! This will go off without difficulty", teased George.
"I sure hope so", worried Fred.
"OK, Angelina", continued George, "Let's go over this one more time. You need to leave dinner early tomorrow night and sneak off toward Snape's living area. When you hear mayhem and havoc being set loose up in the Great Hall (smirk), which will be Fred and I, wait exactly 3 minutes before charming your way into his bathroom. Find his shampoo bottle, if he owns one, and switch it with the dragon dung that Fred here so cleverly obtained by owl order. Then find his bar of soap, again if he owns one, and switch it with Katie's deodorant soap, you know the one that smells like lilacs. Then, the diversion that we have created will only last about 5 minutes or so, so you need to get out of there as soon as you POSSIBLY can. You got that?"
"Of course I've got that! Who do you think I am, Filch?!?!?!" snapped Angelina.
Soon the entire group was bursting out laughing at the sound of Angelina's smart remark about Filch. This was only their first day but they already knew that the sound of Filches name brought forth tears and fear to anyone in the school. They had heard that Quirrel even got a little shaky around him.
"Hey, guys I think we'd better get out of this broom closet for now and MAYBE, just MAYBE we should go to class, on the account that this IS a school and we're supposed to be EDUCATED!!!!", yelled Angie.
"But we are being educated," whined Fred, "We're being educated on how to push the rules and not get EXPELLED! HA! High Five! YEAH"
"I don't care, I'm getting out of here before I get caught, we have Charms next and I DON'T WANT TO BE LATE!!!!!" snipped Angie.
She storms out and slams the door behind her.
"MAN!!! She has a MAJOR attitude. She should really sort out her priorities" complains George. "Right, Fred?...Fred?...FRED?!?!?!"
"Huh?!?!?! What?...yeah, sure, why not". He had that look in his eyes that was only known to the Weasley men.
~Ok... now it's off to charms. If you are no smarter than the average bear then obviously you haven't figured out that Angie is a TEACHERS PET!!! Now... we join the Gryffindor first years in their first Charms lesson EVER. Here we go!!!!~
Oh no!!!" grumbled George.
"What?" asked Fred "Is there something wrong?"
"Hmmm... It's only bad if you don't plan on taking any notes today in Charms."
"George! I told you to get the quills and ink this morning BEFORE coming down to breakfast!" bellowed Fred.
"Fred... don't get your knickers in a wad! ( WAIT this is the REAL author and I have stayed quite for most of this entire chappie but this must be said! It doesn't have to be knickers in a wad it can be a tangle or pickle or a peak or whatever you wish cuz we have spent five minutes cracking up with other things to say so yea I'm done now. Continue) I can take care of this! Um... I heard mum saying this ingenious little spell...um... how did it go?!?! Ugh! Oh Yeah! Accio! Ok... on the count of 3, accio quills, ok? 1....2....3...."!
"Accio quills! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"FRED!!!! DUCK!!! WHEN WE SAID QUILLS WE DID SOMETHING WRONG AND THERE'S A PORCUPINE HURLING ITSELF THROUGH THE AIR AT US!!!!!" screams George.
"Duck???? WHERE!!!!????" asked Fred. "I like du-".
*Later that day in the Hospital wing when Fred wakes up*
"Wait... wha...what happened to me?" asked Fred. " Why does my face hurt so bad?"
It was George who replied.
"Fred... can you hear me?... Your obsession with ducks has finally gone to your head. When I told you to duck you thought I saw a duck. When we said quills we didn't specify so a porcupine came flying at us... you turned around, it hit you in the face, and you just now woke up."
"Oh", said Fred , I don't think I like duckies anymore.
"Good. Let's get out of here. We're just in time for Potions", said George.
"Yip-pee!" (Sarcastically).
MOO -OINK - MEOW - WOOF - QUACK - BAAAAH -- COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO -- NEIGH
YOU ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY MUST REVIEW THIS CHAPTER!!!!!!! PLEASE!!! IF YOU DON'T...MY SPIRIT WILL BE CRUSHED AND I'LL NEVER BECOME AN AUTHOR AND I WILL BE FORCED TO RETURN TO THE BARNYARD. G2G TOOTLES!!!!!
