CHRISTIAN AT HOGWARTS
DIRECTORS CUT
CHAPTER THREE: EMBRACE TYPOS
(disclaimer: if you recognize it, it probably isn't mine.)
Diving right into our newest chapter, i feel i need to address a very interesting topic that seems to arise repeatidly in my reviews the dreaded Shift monster. that's right, My lack of grammer Skills which make it to where i Capitialize random words.
First off, I would like to say that this habit came from when i was a child, learning Proper German Grammer, in which, you are to Capitalize so many different words, and so many others are to be lower case, that i admit, i gained the habit of radomly capitializing words, in hope that i would get the right one ;-)
(once more, Severus, Cait, Serena, The Fluffy Pagan Girl, and her Chibi Muse Nick enter Snapes Office. the peanut gallery take their seats in a far corner as he takes to his desk. the three girls and almost-chickish muse are laughing about some random thought as they take their seats.)
Severus glares at the group. "shall we Get Started, then?" he asked impatiently.
Instantly the group fell silent, Chibi nick's lower lip quivered slightly in fear.
"What, exactly, is that, Thing?" Severus asked, his lip curling slight at the sight of Nick.
"Um, Profesor Snape, he's my Chibi Muse." Jeni, or FPG grabbed her 2ft tall muse and held him to her chest.
"Chibi." Severus Spat the word, and then his voice went it's silkiest. "Perhaps you are not aware of the rules. there are to be no 'Pets' in my office, unless they are in a jar of formaldehyde"
"He's not a Pet...." Jeni Protested. "Serena, call your muse off me!"
but Serena was too busy trying her hardest not to laugh, which was currently in the form of her head, pressed to the dark wood table, her body trembling in silent laughter.
"I think she's having a seizure." Cait noted, watching her friend shaking uncontrolably.
"She's Fine." Severus replied, taking his eyes off the group and returning them to his computer screen. "Holy Hell and Damnation Serena, You do have an Obsession with Capitializing random words, don't you?"
"Mmhmm" Serena mused, still fighting laughter.
"I AM NOT A PET!" Nick Suddenly yelped at Serena, who exploded in laughter at the words.
"SILENCE!" Severus roared, and the group fell silent again. "Now." he began again. "Yes, Reviewers, it is quite, painfully obvious that the Author has a strange obsession with hitting the Shift key."
"IT'S THE SHIFT DEMON!" Serena suddenly shrieked, raising her head, and fighting her hardest not to break the serious look that covered her face. "I'm posessed by the shift demon!"
"Serena, that is enough." Severus narrowed his eyes at the Author and gave her a chillingly stern look.
"Woah....It's amazing how his glare has the same effect as a cops..." Cait commented, her eyes wide and jaw dropped.
"Don't look at me like that!" Serena shreiked and dove under the desk.
"AND I REPEAT MYSELF." Severus bellowed.
"Twang...." Jeni smirked.
(Authors quick note: In our HP RPG, a friend Plays prof. McGonagall...Hagrid had some big drooling monster in the castle that leapt out to attack mcG., and three students. hagrid came out, and as he struggled to drag it back into a room, you could practically hear McGonagall's last 'string' going "twang!!!!" thats where that comment came from.)
now.... moving along.
"As posted by Milee" Severus continued."I am currently trapped in the "Bible belt" against my will I'm a native Californian and can't stand the southern mentality and even though it's the "Bible belt" I have found it very difficult to locate christians that follow by there own beliefs."
The tall potions master looked at the author. "Miss Fish?"
Serena took out her soap box, which she magically pulled out of..well, you really don't want to know where she pulled it out of, but she set it on the floor and stood on top.
"First of all." she began her disclaimer immediatly. "I AM A CHRISTIAN. Second, i have to agree, i lived in the Southern US for four years, and i have to agree, that, although everyone goes to church five ruddy times a week, they show absolutly no allegience to the very God they pray to and claim to serve. if they provided such service to say, the military, this country would be invaded and run by the italian mafia within a week, as none of the service men would come out until the weekend." Serena paused for a moment staring up at the celeing. "I could tell stories..." she smirked, and then looked back down at everyone. "I will however, wait and put that into a story at a later date. For now, I would simply like to say, that if you're going to claim it, do it. Pure and simple, no explaination needed, and this applys to EVERYTHING."
she climbed off her soap box, and sat down, looking smug.
"I want the country over run by the Irish Republican Army." Cait threw in. "that would be funny....we would all get drunk and...well, we would get drunk."
"Hai." Jeni replied.
cait: was there really any point to that chapter?
Serena: Point? theres supposed to be a point?
Jeni: this is Serena we're talking about....
Serena: Point....point...surely theres one somewhere....oh yeah...to explain, politely to everyone that i know i have a gimped way of random capitals...but REALLY....is a capitalized letter really all THAT bad? Inst ti btteer tehn a bchun ov miscpelid wrods?
Jeni: *shudders*
Serena: I rest my case.
DIRECTORS CUT
CHAPTER THREE: EMBRACE TYPOS
(disclaimer: if you recognize it, it probably isn't mine.)
Diving right into our newest chapter, i feel i need to address a very interesting topic that seems to arise repeatidly in my reviews the dreaded Shift monster. that's right, My lack of grammer Skills which make it to where i Capitialize random words.
First off, I would like to say that this habit came from when i was a child, learning Proper German Grammer, in which, you are to Capitalize so many different words, and so many others are to be lower case, that i admit, i gained the habit of radomly capitializing words, in hope that i would get the right one ;-)
(once more, Severus, Cait, Serena, The Fluffy Pagan Girl, and her Chibi Muse Nick enter Snapes Office. the peanut gallery take their seats in a far corner as he takes to his desk. the three girls and almost-chickish muse are laughing about some random thought as they take their seats.)
Severus glares at the group. "shall we Get Started, then?" he asked impatiently.
Instantly the group fell silent, Chibi nick's lower lip quivered slightly in fear.
"What, exactly, is that, Thing?" Severus asked, his lip curling slight at the sight of Nick.
"Um, Profesor Snape, he's my Chibi Muse." Jeni, or FPG grabbed her 2ft tall muse and held him to her chest.
"Chibi." Severus Spat the word, and then his voice went it's silkiest. "Perhaps you are not aware of the rules. there are to be no 'Pets' in my office, unless they are in a jar of formaldehyde"
"He's not a Pet...." Jeni Protested. "Serena, call your muse off me!"
but Serena was too busy trying her hardest not to laugh, which was currently in the form of her head, pressed to the dark wood table, her body trembling in silent laughter.
"I think she's having a seizure." Cait noted, watching her friend shaking uncontrolably.
"She's Fine." Severus replied, taking his eyes off the group and returning them to his computer screen. "Holy Hell and Damnation Serena, You do have an Obsession with Capitializing random words, don't you?"
"Mmhmm" Serena mused, still fighting laughter.
"I AM NOT A PET!" Nick Suddenly yelped at Serena, who exploded in laughter at the words.
"SILENCE!" Severus roared, and the group fell silent again. "Now." he began again. "Yes, Reviewers, it is quite, painfully obvious that the Author has a strange obsession with hitting the Shift key."
"IT'S THE SHIFT DEMON!" Serena suddenly shrieked, raising her head, and fighting her hardest not to break the serious look that covered her face. "I'm posessed by the shift demon!"
"Serena, that is enough." Severus narrowed his eyes at the Author and gave her a chillingly stern look.
"Woah....It's amazing how his glare has the same effect as a cops..." Cait commented, her eyes wide and jaw dropped.
"Don't look at me like that!" Serena shreiked and dove under the desk.
"AND I REPEAT MYSELF." Severus bellowed.
"Twang...." Jeni smirked.
(Authors quick note: In our HP RPG, a friend Plays prof. McGonagall...Hagrid had some big drooling monster in the castle that leapt out to attack mcG., and three students. hagrid came out, and as he struggled to drag it back into a room, you could practically hear McGonagall's last 'string' going "twang!!!!" thats where that comment came from.)
now.... moving along.
"As posted by Milee" Severus continued."I am currently trapped in the "Bible belt" against my will I'm a native Californian and can't stand the southern mentality and even though it's the "Bible belt" I have found it very difficult to locate christians that follow by there own beliefs."
The tall potions master looked at the author. "Miss Fish?"
Serena took out her soap box, which she magically pulled out of..well, you really don't want to know where she pulled it out of, but she set it on the floor and stood on top.
"First of all." she began her disclaimer immediatly. "I AM A CHRISTIAN. Second, i have to agree, i lived in the Southern US for four years, and i have to agree, that, although everyone goes to church five ruddy times a week, they show absolutly no allegience to the very God they pray to and claim to serve. if they provided such service to say, the military, this country would be invaded and run by the italian mafia within a week, as none of the service men would come out until the weekend." Serena paused for a moment staring up at the celeing. "I could tell stories..." she smirked, and then looked back down at everyone. "I will however, wait and put that into a story at a later date. For now, I would simply like to say, that if you're going to claim it, do it. Pure and simple, no explaination needed, and this applys to EVERYTHING."
she climbed off her soap box, and sat down, looking smug.
"I want the country over run by the Irish Republican Army." Cait threw in. "that would be funny....we would all get drunk and...well, we would get drunk."
"Hai." Jeni replied.
cait: was there really any point to that chapter?
Serena: Point? theres supposed to be a point?
Jeni: this is Serena we're talking about....
Serena: Point....point...surely theres one somewhere....oh yeah...to explain, politely to everyone that i know i have a gimped way of random capitals...but REALLY....is a capitalized letter really all THAT bad? Inst ti btteer tehn a bchun ov miscpelid wrods?
Jeni: *shudders*
Serena: I rest my case.
