Hey guys!!! As me and the Barnyard say, my creative gear unjamed so you
guys get a new chapter!!! Mind you it will be a SHORT chapter because I
only have so much brain power and I'm turin' the next chapter over to
Barnyard and I didn't want to have a split chapter because that is just
plain silly so...................
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"Oh crap," said Angie as she turned around.
"AWW!! THE LITTLE FIRST YEAR SAID A POTTY WORD!!!" screeched Peeves. "Wait until I tell Professor Snape that you were trying to sneak into his room!"
"Oh shut up, I'm not trying to I am. So if you'll excuse me I only have umm let me see, two and a half minutes to finish breaking in and then I have a few let me see how should I say this umm, a few things I need to clean up I guess you could say," said Angie as she charmed the door open that led into Snapes room.
"Ohhh you're tryin' to play a prank on Snapey uhh?"
"Oh WOW you figured that one right out didn't you?"
"Well little first year girlie let me tell you something. Nobody has ever and I mean ever played a prank on ol' Snapey and not gotten caught."
"Well times change dude and if you must keep gabbin' on and on do come on so I can get out of here," said Angie as she made her way to the bathroom, "Oh man it seriously stinks in here."
"So what are you going to do," asked Peeves as he followed her into the small dark bathroom.
"Watch," Angie then took out the Dragon Dung Fred had given her, and Katie's lilac soap and put them on the sink. She then took out a pair of tongs (I said tongs as in the things you use for cooking not thongs just FYI).
"What are the tongs for?" asked Peeves who had been really very quite watching her.
"You didn't really think I was going to touch Snape's soap did you?" asked Angie as she picked up the bar of soap with the togs and put it in the sink. She then took out a napkin and picked up the bottle of shampoo and unscrewed the lid. "Hey wait a minute. Peeves can you go into the drain and clog it up?"
"Yes but why?"
"Well I just thought of an added bonus to this prank. If you go down in the drain and clog it, and I pour down the shampoo, the next tine Snape turns on the sink bubbles will come out of the sink."
"Ohhh I like it but what can I use to clog the sink?"
"The bar of soap would do nicely."
"Ok, wait until I tell you and then pour it down."
"Hurry up we only have one more minute!"
"OK now!"
Angie then poured down the shampoo and then filled it with the dragon dung.
"Ok thanks for the help Peeves, I'd really like to stay and chat but I really need to get out of here," said Angie as she made her way to the door leading into the Potions room.
"No problem hey what's your name?"
"Angelina May Johnson."
"Well Angelina May Johnson if you ever need any help with another prank just call and I'll be happy to help."
"Well thanks Peeves," said Angie. Just then the door to the Potions room started to open. "Oh crap," whispered Angie as she dropped down behind a desk and started crawling for the corner farthest from the door.
"You stay here, I'll distract Snape. When you hear him yelling RUN!" whispered Peeves as he became invisible and went through the wall. Then about twenty seconds later Angie heard Snape yell, "YOU STUPID POLETERGIST!"
"Nice job Peeves," Angie said to herself as she did the 'sniper run' out of the room and up the stair out of the dungeons. She kept running till she got into the Gryffindor Common room.
"Angie what happened?" asked Katie, "you look like you've seen a ghost! Oh yea have you seen my shampoo?"
"Yea I took it."
"Why??"
"I'll tell you later I'm tired." ~~~Next Day Before Potions
"I still don't see WHY you had to take my shampoo! Why didn't you take someone else's?" asked Katie as all the Gryffindor First years made their way to Potions.
"Well ya see, my shampoo is Daisy's, and Allie's is Blueberry's and Piper and Sophie have Strawberry's, and I thought lilacs smelled the most girlie," explained Angie.
The bell then rang for class to start and when Snape came out he said, "Will both Johnson's and both Weasley's please see me in the hallway please?"
"Umm sir would you please call us by our names our Mum believes just calling us 'the twins' or by our last name takes away from our individuality," said Angie as they made their way to the door.
Snape acted like he didn't hear her, but when they got out into the hallway, they could smell the mixture of dragon dung and lilac, and they all had to bite their tongs to stifle a giggle. They then saw Professor McGonagall coming down the corridor.
"What may I ask Professor Snape did you call me out of my class for? I have left the Fat Fryer in charge of my class and you know he can't control a class. A student bribes him with food and havoc breaks out," said Professor McGonagall.
"Well Professor, last night someone switched my soap and shampoo with lilac smelling soap and dragon dung. Then when I turned on my sink, bubbles came gushing out of the drain! And I believe these four had something to do with it," explained Snape.
"And can you prove this?" asked McGonagall
"Well no, put I didn't see Miss Johnson last night at dinner."
"Yes, but we weren't really at dinner that long maybe you just missed her in the bustle of everyone," commented McGonagall.
"Professor McGonagall I think I can explain why my sister wasn't at dinner last night. You see, I passed her on my way to dinner, and she said she had stomach ache and didn't want to eat anything," said Andy.
"Miss Johnson is that true?" asked McGonagall, "Because you know that you're supposed to report to the Hospital Wing when you aren't feeling well."
"Yes ma'am I know but it wasn't that bad I just didn't really feel like eating so I went to bed," replied Angie trying to keep a straight face at her brother's lie.
"Well then Professor Snape I'm sorry but these students couldn't have done it because I saw both the Weasley's and Mr. Johnson go into Gryffindor Tower myself. And Miss Johnson if you have any stomach ache or other illness remember that you must go to the Hospital Wing. Now please excuse me, I must get back to my class."
"Well you may have fooled her, but I still think you four had something to do with it. Just remember that I'm keeping an eye on you," said Snape as he went back into the classroom.
"Child irker," whispered Angie to Fred as they made their way back into the classroom.
"What was that Miss Johnson?" asked Snape.
"Oh I said I'm a wild worker Professor!" exclaimed Angie. Fred almost choked trying to keep his laughter away.
"I'm sure."
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Ok that wasn't THAT short was it??? I tried my hardest! I think it was pretty good myself! Next chapter will be written by Barnyard most likely just to for warn you guys! G2G BYE!!!
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"Oh crap," said Angie as she turned around.
"AWW!! THE LITTLE FIRST YEAR SAID A POTTY WORD!!!" screeched Peeves. "Wait until I tell Professor Snape that you were trying to sneak into his room!"
"Oh shut up, I'm not trying to I am. So if you'll excuse me I only have umm let me see, two and a half minutes to finish breaking in and then I have a few let me see how should I say this umm, a few things I need to clean up I guess you could say," said Angie as she charmed the door open that led into Snapes room.
"Ohhh you're tryin' to play a prank on Snapey uhh?"
"Oh WOW you figured that one right out didn't you?"
"Well little first year girlie let me tell you something. Nobody has ever and I mean ever played a prank on ol' Snapey and not gotten caught."
"Well times change dude and if you must keep gabbin' on and on do come on so I can get out of here," said Angie as she made her way to the bathroom, "Oh man it seriously stinks in here."
"So what are you going to do," asked Peeves as he followed her into the small dark bathroom.
"Watch," Angie then took out the Dragon Dung Fred had given her, and Katie's lilac soap and put them on the sink. She then took out a pair of tongs (I said tongs as in the things you use for cooking not thongs just FYI).
"What are the tongs for?" asked Peeves who had been really very quite watching her.
"You didn't really think I was going to touch Snape's soap did you?" asked Angie as she picked up the bar of soap with the togs and put it in the sink. She then took out a napkin and picked up the bottle of shampoo and unscrewed the lid. "Hey wait a minute. Peeves can you go into the drain and clog it up?"
"Yes but why?"
"Well I just thought of an added bonus to this prank. If you go down in the drain and clog it, and I pour down the shampoo, the next tine Snape turns on the sink bubbles will come out of the sink."
"Ohhh I like it but what can I use to clog the sink?"
"The bar of soap would do nicely."
"Ok, wait until I tell you and then pour it down."
"Hurry up we only have one more minute!"
"OK now!"
Angie then poured down the shampoo and then filled it with the dragon dung.
"Ok thanks for the help Peeves, I'd really like to stay and chat but I really need to get out of here," said Angie as she made her way to the door leading into the Potions room.
"No problem hey what's your name?"
"Angelina May Johnson."
"Well Angelina May Johnson if you ever need any help with another prank just call and I'll be happy to help."
"Well thanks Peeves," said Angie. Just then the door to the Potions room started to open. "Oh crap," whispered Angie as she dropped down behind a desk and started crawling for the corner farthest from the door.
"You stay here, I'll distract Snape. When you hear him yelling RUN!" whispered Peeves as he became invisible and went through the wall. Then about twenty seconds later Angie heard Snape yell, "YOU STUPID POLETERGIST!"
"Nice job Peeves," Angie said to herself as she did the 'sniper run' out of the room and up the stair out of the dungeons. She kept running till she got into the Gryffindor Common room.
"Angie what happened?" asked Katie, "you look like you've seen a ghost! Oh yea have you seen my shampoo?"
"Yea I took it."
"Why??"
"I'll tell you later I'm tired." ~~~Next Day Before Potions
"I still don't see WHY you had to take my shampoo! Why didn't you take someone else's?" asked Katie as all the Gryffindor First years made their way to Potions.
"Well ya see, my shampoo is Daisy's, and Allie's is Blueberry's and Piper and Sophie have Strawberry's, and I thought lilacs smelled the most girlie," explained Angie.
The bell then rang for class to start and when Snape came out he said, "Will both Johnson's and both Weasley's please see me in the hallway please?"
"Umm sir would you please call us by our names our Mum believes just calling us 'the twins' or by our last name takes away from our individuality," said Angie as they made their way to the door.
Snape acted like he didn't hear her, but when they got out into the hallway, they could smell the mixture of dragon dung and lilac, and they all had to bite their tongs to stifle a giggle. They then saw Professor McGonagall coming down the corridor.
"What may I ask Professor Snape did you call me out of my class for? I have left the Fat Fryer in charge of my class and you know he can't control a class. A student bribes him with food and havoc breaks out," said Professor McGonagall.
"Well Professor, last night someone switched my soap and shampoo with lilac smelling soap and dragon dung. Then when I turned on my sink, bubbles came gushing out of the drain! And I believe these four had something to do with it," explained Snape.
"And can you prove this?" asked McGonagall
"Well no, put I didn't see Miss Johnson last night at dinner."
"Yes, but we weren't really at dinner that long maybe you just missed her in the bustle of everyone," commented McGonagall.
"Professor McGonagall I think I can explain why my sister wasn't at dinner last night. You see, I passed her on my way to dinner, and she said she had stomach ache and didn't want to eat anything," said Andy.
"Miss Johnson is that true?" asked McGonagall, "Because you know that you're supposed to report to the Hospital Wing when you aren't feeling well."
"Yes ma'am I know but it wasn't that bad I just didn't really feel like eating so I went to bed," replied Angie trying to keep a straight face at her brother's lie.
"Well then Professor Snape I'm sorry but these students couldn't have done it because I saw both the Weasley's and Mr. Johnson go into Gryffindor Tower myself. And Miss Johnson if you have any stomach ache or other illness remember that you must go to the Hospital Wing. Now please excuse me, I must get back to my class."
"Well you may have fooled her, but I still think you four had something to do with it. Just remember that I'm keeping an eye on you," said Snape as he went back into the classroom.
"Child irker," whispered Angie to Fred as they made their way back into the classroom.
"What was that Miss Johnson?" asked Snape.
"Oh I said I'm a wild worker Professor!" exclaimed Angie. Fred almost choked trying to keep his laughter away.
"I'm sure."
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Ok that wasn't THAT short was it??? I tried my hardest! I think it was pretty good myself! Next chapter will be written by Barnyard most likely just to for warn you guys! G2G BYE!!!
