Bonus Memory 6!: Letters to the Headmaster

Albus Dumbledore smiled as a teacher's report fell magically over his desk. Green ink and perfect calligraphy indicated him it was from Minerva McGonagall. A little note read 'You'll never believe this, Albus, unless you read it from their own hands. I just told them to write you the truth and didn't let them speak to each other while they wrote. Minerva. Ps. Read Black's last, I think he is the only one who (in his own way) is actually telling the truth' He opened the folder and pink ink shone in Lily's handwriting...

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Lily Evans' P.O.V

Highly respected Headmaster of this school of witchcraft and wizardry, Prof. Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, I'm writing to you in order to clarify the events happened earlier this day. As I told Prof. McGonagall, I was in the Library, discussing some important topics on head-boy-ship with James. Cassiopea was studying Charms with Remus some seats away from us when Sirius came hopping into the room. We didn't even turned to look because of how usual of him it is to hop into places. Nicole was with him and they were both laughing. A couple of minutes later we found out the reason because our fellow student Severus Snape, from the respectable house of Slytherin, came into the library. His face was horribly disfigured by a series of close-set hot pink pustules that had spread across his nose and cheeks to form the word 'Pervert', as you can still see. For me, it was a quite impeccable coloured pustules charm, properly arranged to fit his special face. An impressive work, if I must say so but an incredibly childish behaviour. He didn't seemed to have noticed it until Mme. Pince kindly informed him. I really don't know the actual reason why he came straight to us and started cursing really badly... something about Nicole, Cassiopea and I giving him this disgusting pustules yesterday when according to him, told him we will take revenge for something. He must be really ill... I highly recommend you, as a concerned classmate, to keep him into the hospital wing until he feels better. I know he is already there for what happened later... I was aware that yesterday the depraved Snape had groped my best friend Cassiopea's behind. Although we had nothing to do with that, I believe her boyfriend's friends might have been involved. Sirius himself didn't even know of yesterday's incident and when Cassie told him, that was when he walked to Snape and started punching him until Remus and I pulled him away, as the prefects we are. Unfortunately, he was already unconscious to explain this to our wonderful head of house, Prof. McGonagall. I found utterly disturbing to be blamed for this ridiculous prank but I have to say I'll accept your apologies. I know Cassiopea well enough to say that she'll probably be accepting your senseless accusations, but I truly believe this was a rather harmless prank compared to others some students have done in previous times, and they got away with nothing but less house points. I believe the ones that did this don't deserve a punishment at all, since Severus was the one who started with it by touching Cassiopea, so I guess that, whoever did that spell, had a good point and was just trying to help. I place myself at your request if you need further information regarding this subjects, Yours sincerely,

Lily Evans

Albus casted his phoenix a confused look. 'I think the Marauders weren't the ones this time, Fawkes... maybe their girls are being a bit influenced by their company... let's see who's next' Green ink and James' handwriting...

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James Potter's P.O.V.

Dear Albus, I really swear that this time, we had nothing to do with what happened to Snape. Well... not to what happened with his boils, the punching thing was different. You as everyone else in this school knows that we're being fairly good to him after what happened with Remus' little personal issue. Although it's public too that we still hate each other, and there's nothing you or anyone can do about it so let's leave it aside. I really wish I could tell you that was my prank because it was greatly done and you really don't know who did it if you're blaming my Lily. If you find out who did it, let me know, I want to congratulate them... I must confess I don't feel a bit sorry for him, and he actually deserved what he got. If he had touched MY girlfriend you'd better be sure he's away from me of he'll get his ass as kicked as no one had kicked him before. Let us go straight to what happened, shall we? I was studying with Remus, Cassie and Lily in the library when Sirius and Nikki came in laughing. They sat and told us that they have seen Snape going around with the word 'pervert' spelled in pink boils across his face. Then he came in and noticed them as Irma (Mme. Pince) laughed at him and asked him what had happened to his face. He came swearing and insulting my girl and her friends, calling her a mud- blood and a bitch... that's not exactly being nice, so Remus, Sirius and I stood up for them. Then we noticed they were just laughing at him, not caring one bit for what he was telling them. They just smiled, quite pleased with themselves and Nikki shrugged, 'we warned you' she told him, and he was about to walk away when Cassie told Sirius that the bloody git had grabbed her butt yesterday. So as to be expected by the gal's boyfriend, he just jumped over the slimeball and started kicking the shit out of him, like he deserved. And well... you know he is my best friend and you also know I don't like Snape, so this was one opportunity that I couldn't leave aside. But I only kicked him one or two times... Let me tell you, mate, Sirius' right hooks are really painful and Snape isn't actually what you'd call a strong guy, like I am, so after a little while he was left out cold. That was when Remus and Lily took Sirius away, because he was still punching him. That was when Minerva came in and stuck us into her classroom to write this letters without talking. She thinks Lily, Cassie and Nikki did it to Snape, and let me tell you one thing, if they did, they are geniuses and deserve a prize for defending their own rights. Albus, we know each other for seven long years now, we know that Lily wouldn't hurt a fly unless the fly messed with her friends. And this was no fly! It was a horny Slytherin! That (let's face it) is disgusting! So I believe that they don't deserve to be punished. You must punish the twisted little perv that touched Cassie. And speaking of her, she might be needing therapy after being groped by that... thing.

James

Albus shook his head. 'That kid is never going to change' he sighed 'It's really hard to see Slytherin vs. Gryffindor everyday between him and Severus... ok, next is Nicole's' Sky blue ink and big hurried characters read...

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Nicole Meadowes' P.O.V.

Prof. Dumbledore, I'll begin by telling you the same thing I told McGonagall, I didn't do it. Now, this was what happened... As usual, Sirius and I were the last ones to wake up and go to breakfast, so we took longer. Our friends told us they will be waiting in the library, so that's where we headed after a proper breakfast. In our way, we came across Snape, whose face had hot pink pustules forming the word 'Pervert' we just laughed and kept going. We got to the library and Cassie and Remus were studying while James and Lily were making out behind a bookcase. We told them our surprise to see Snape's usually really ugly face, even uglier. We laughed some more as he got to the library and went to Mme. Pince. She asked him, laughing, what had happened to his face and he realised he had the boils. He came immediately to me and Sirius, I guess he thought we had hexed him in our way to the library or something. He called me a blood traitor, and Lily and Cassie mud-bloods. That's really insulting, Cassie is a half- blood, I don't really know if that makes her a mud-blood to those stupid Slytherins. The thing is Sirius, Remus and James stood up for us. Lily, Cassie and I told them we didn't need their help, but Cassie let go that Snape had pinched her ass yesterday and Sirius went berserk. He grabbed the git's collar and said 'NO ONE TOUCHES MY GIRLFRIEND!!' and punched Snape straight on his extremely large nose, which immediately started bleeding. Snape almost fell backwards but he stood up, so Sirius knocked him down with a right hook. Then he got over him and kept punching him saying things like 'This is for calling Lils a mud-blood' and 'This is for calling Niks a blood traitor' and so on until Lily and Remus took him away when they noticed Snape was already knocked out. They did waited until the jerk was out cold. Sirius was still trying to keep punching him when McGonagall arrived an took us six to her classroom and Snape to the hospital wing. I really hope she's making Snape do the same torture that she's making us do, write this stupid letter. We shouldn't be punished, because it was Sirius who jumped over Snape and broke his huge nose with one punch. And if you believe what Snape is saying, well... then you need a shrink. Lily is the perfect student, she would never do that to anyone. Cassie is a bloody saint, she would never do that even after what the lecherous dork did to her If that had been me, I would have slapped him til he died. If you don't believe me ask James... Actually, Sirius was just defending his girlfriend and I think that is only the chivalrous behaviour a Gryffindor would have done. I think points should be awarded to him. On the other hand, Snape should be expelled for being a kinky bastard. About the ones that created the boils... well, that was one fine piece of magic. Nothing to be punished about. I know you're wise and fair and all that stuff but I do believe they had a point for writing that on his face. Maybe it was another girl who suffered from his stockery (dunno if that exist, but now it does), Cassie being groped yesterday was just a coincidence and a lame try to make her look guilty. Well, you know where to find me, see you around,

Nicole Meadowes

Albus began understanding and moved to the next one. Gleaming purple ink indicated Cassiopea's letter.

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Cassiopea White's P.O.V.

Dear Prof. Dumbledore, Firstly, I must confess it was me the one that gave Snape the pustules. I used a Coloured Pustules hex, I know I need his handwriting to use that, but I had an essay on History of Magic of his that Prof. Binns gave me to deliver to him. There, I've admitted it, so punish me and let my friends go. This is exactly what happened today... Remus was helping me to get my Charms essay done in the library and James and Lily were kissing a couple of seats away when Sirius and Nicole entered laughing. They told us they had seen Snape with hot pink boils across his face saying 'Pervert' and we all laughed too. I had only told Remus that I was going to take revenge because Snape had pinched my behind yesterday so he looked at me suspiciously. That was when I told everyone that I had done that and James and Sirius congratulated me for the magnificent prank and the difficult hex performance. Later Snape came into the library and Mme. Pince asked him what had happened to his face. He came straight to me, because he knew I had done that. He insulted my friends too so I decided the pustules weren't enough for him. That was when I told my boyfriend Sirius he had touched me and as I knew he would, he got really mad and punched him until he dropped unconscious. Sirius was still punching him after he fainted until Remus and Lily took him off of him. I was really pleased with what happened but now I know I acted wrong and childishly and I'm sorry. I'm ready to hold all the punishment. Please don't listen to anything Lily or Nikki said. They are trying to protect me. They know I was the only one that did that. And please don't punish Sirius, he was just trying do defend me because we're in love. I'd feel terrible if he gets more detention because of me... oh! And don't get him into detention to punish me! He was just acting like any Gryffindor would have acted, and I really appreciate that from him... And for Snape... well, maybe you should punish him too. I mean, I have a boyfriend which is not and will never be him or anything close to him and he has no right at all to touch me in any way. And let's think for a moment what I did... it isn't even as bad as it should have been, they'll fade in a matter of time and he kind of deserved it, don't you think? That's all I have to say...

Cassiopea White

'Now, that was expectable from her...' nodded Albus as he looked at the coming letter. Black ink and elaborated calligraphy... Snape's...

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Severus Snape's P.O.V.

Dumbledore, I have no idea what those stupid Gryffindors are saying I did but whatever it is it's not true. They just jinxed me. What happened today was this... I ran into Meadowes and Black who laughed at me apparently for no reason and then I went to the library and the librarian laughed at me too. She asked what had happened to my face and I saw my reflection on the glass with this pink boils. I knew it had been those cocky Gryffindors' girls that yesterday claimed I had touched one of them. You know I'd never touch a mud-blood like White, her father might be a warlock but her mother is a disgusting muggle! Besides she's not that pretty and It's not my fault if she goes around with those tights pants on her ass and loose on the legs... The thing is I went to reclaim them to confess their vandalism and receive punishment from their head of house, but the girls, specifically Evans, Meadowes and White, just laughed again and the boys moved me away. I was about to leave to get Prof. McGonagall, when I heard White telling Black the same stupid lie she must have told you and since they have been dating , he thinks he owns her, so he jumped over me and started punching me. I could have defended myself if the other idiot, Potter, wouldn't have got into the fight. But the coward did and I fell unconscious after an obviously magically amplified punch on my jaw. I bet that the other disgusting half breed was the one that casted the strength spell over Black, otherwise I would have beated him, although he used muggle duelling. Those two you call Gryffindor prefects, Lupin and Evans, just stared amused without moving a finger to stop their fellow Gryffindors. Then I woke up in the Hospital wing, with the boils still in my face. McGonagall told me to write this to you. I think several heads should roll and if they aren't Black's, Lupin's, Potter's, Evans', White's or Meadowes' I'll be sure that yours is one of them along with McGonagall's. Yes, that was a threat, for your information. You wouldn't dare to give me detention, would you? Because I've done nothing wrong and those feeble accusations are a well played trick of those Gryffindor pricks that, in case you haven't noticed, are fooling you as usual. Anyway...

Severus Snape

Albus just shook his head and turned to the next letter. Blue ink and really tidy handwriting... that was Remus's letter...

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Remus Lupin's P.O.V.

Dear Prof. Dumbledore, I really haven't got a clue of why am I here writing this letter to you. Severus Snape just got what he deserved for disrespecting a witch, I don't know which seems to be the problem there. I can honestly assure you that neither Sirius, nor James had nothing to do with it this time, except for the punching part. I was helping Sirius' girlfriend, Cassiopea with her Charms homework and James and Lily were making out behind a bookcase. When Sirius and Nicole came laughing into the library. They told us they have seen Snape with the word 'Pervert' written across his face in pink pustules. We were still laughing about it when the laughed at appeared in the library. He went to Mme. Pince and she laughed and asked him what had happened to his face. I guess he realised why everyone was laughing at him and headed straight to us. He insulted Cassie, Lily and Nicole an awful lot, with his blood crap (sorry for my language, is just that I'm quite angry) and even muggle insults. So Sirius, James and I tried to stop him and get him away, he was leaving when Cassie told Sirius Snape had gone too far when yesterday he grabbed her arse. As we all knew he would, he got really angry and jumped literally over the table to give Snape a punch straight in the huge nose. I was in shock and I bet Lily was too, that was why we didn't stop Sirius right away. When we reacted was too late and he was already unconscious. Every hint points Lily, Nicole and Cassiopea as the creators of the 'Perverted pustules' but let's be rational here, ok? Lily first, she's a prefect and head girl. With amazing marks and a golden heart. She always defended Snape from Sirius and James' evil pranks. Then Cassiopea, also terrific marks, a terrific person too... even though Snape probably did groped her, she won't do that! And Nicole... she might have done that but let's be real, she's not great at Charms and that is one really difficult hex! So, let's check the sure facts, Snape grabbed the girl's ass! That deserves punishment. Sirius was just defending his girlfriend's honour and I think if that isn't a brave and chivalrous action proper of a Gryffindor, I don't know what that is. You were a Gryffindor yourself one day, Sir. I think you could have some consideration on Sirius and let him go this time. He'll get himself into detention anyway by the end of the week. Sincerely,

Remus J. Lupin

Albus smiled and decided to keep on reading. Bright red ink indicated that Sirius' letter was next and last. 'This is going to be good' he said to his pet, stroking his red and gold feathers...

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Sirius Black' P.O.V.

Hey Albie! What's up? I really hope I'd be writing you on a merrier occasion but this is not the case... I'm with Minnie in her classroom because I punched Snivellus' ugly nose. She had asked me to write what happened today so I'll start from the beginning (That's always a good thing to do) I woke up late as all the cool students do and I went to admire my beautiful self on the bathroom mirror. I brushed my perfect teeth and my perfect hair and then after taking off my blue stripped pyjama, I covered my fantastically built body with your school uniform. I really don't think it looks better in anyone else but me. It's just that I look sexy on everything. Give me a bunny costume or a dress, I'll look hot in those too, because I'm just hot and sexy myself! Anyway, I sensually walked down the boy's stairs and I saw some fifth year girls watching me and I knew it was because I walk so incredibly sexily but it's not my fault! Don't hate me for being gorgeous! I would have smiled at them and make them faint but I'm a taken man now, Al, so I just looked around to see someone to go breakfast with. As no one was there my amazing brain thought 'Hey! Nikki is cool! She always gets up late, she must be in her dorm!' So I began climbing the stairs to the girl's dorm when the stairs became a slide and I fell on my now not so perfect nose. That's a dirty trick, Albie, you shouldn't have done that with the stairs... Back to what I was saying, I dropped on my nose on porpoise because I knew Nikki was already coming down and let's be honest, I look cute when I fall... So she helped me up laughing and we decided to head our magnificent selves to the Great Hall to have breakfast. There, we met my beautiful girlfriend Cassie. Don't you think we look great together? I mean, she's hot, I'm hot, our children will probably be hot... Ok, Minnie was reading from behind my back and yelled me to 'GET TO THE BLOODY POINT ALREADY, BLACK!!' So I'll get to the bloody point. After sexily having breakfast, Nikki and I went to meet the others in the library. In our way there we came across Snivellus who had his face covered with hot pink pustules saying 'Pervert'. So we laughed (quite sexily if I must say so) and she told me that she couldn't believe Lily used her favourite colour for the pustules! So I asked her if Lily had done them and she winked an eye at me. At first I thought she was trying to seduce me as I always do, I mean, did with girls but then I realised It was because Lily had given Snape the pustules. Gosh, she's actually clever, isn't she? James is really lucky to have her. Although at first she was really mean to him and... Ok, I'll get to the point... (Minnie yelled again) We entered the library and my sweetheart was studying (as is usual in her) with Remus and Lily and James were behind a bookcase. Lily's hands were in a very unconventional place and James'... well you know how he is about that matters... Well, Nikki and I went to their table and told them about Snivellus' boils and Lily laughed a lot. She was about to tell us why it was so funny when he got his greasy presence into the library and we started laughing again. Irma was laughing too when she let him know he had the boils. He came insulting our girls and I got mad already, Al, because I don't like those kind of dudes that mess up with girls. Nikki, Lils and Cas were still laughing while he was going. I used my charming personality to make Cassie tell me what happened and she started by telling me that yesterday, the immoral twit had grabbed her ass! So I didn't even hear the rest of it, I jumped over him and started punching his ugly face. Let's be fair here, Al, he touched MY girl! And no one messes up with a Black's girl! And if they do, they pay for it! There was no bloody way I let him go after he molested my girl! It's like someone you don't like... like Tommy, grabbed Minnie's ass! You wouldn't like that at all and I bet you'd punch the living shit out of him as I did to the perverted asshole!! Well, you might say that I've had tons of girls, but I actually happen to like this one! Not like the others, like really like her! And the last thing I want is to get her beautiful butt all greasy because that slimeball touched her! I think that was nothing better than giving him those pustules for Cassie to do. You picture that, she was actually trying to don't tell me so Snivellus wouldn't be kicked to death by me! You see that, Albie? She's a wonderful chick! I can't let her go away just like that! Lily was great by helping her friend with the difficult hex and Nikki was just support but I guess they're great friends and they don't deserve punishment for helping out a friend. And neither do I, Albie! I was just defending the witch that stole my heart from the greasy hands of the lustful git. But I don't blame him anyway! I mean, have you seen the girl's behind?! That's one of the reasons I'm with her! The thing is he has to learn not to be a sore loser and realise that while he is around me, the girls will fall for me instead of him... well, while he is around any male individual... and well, I believe some of them might become lesbians before being with him. I think it was just a minor incident and no one deserves punishment at all. Say hi to Fawkes from me and yell at that useless Phineas too, Hugs and kisses,

Sirius

Ps. I really think I should spend less time in detention with Minnie, otherwise she'll fall for me too and you'll lose her! S.B.

Albus sighed and scribbled a note to Minerva. Then flicked his wand and the booklet disappeared along with the note. Minerva McGonagall was sitting on her classroom with seven grumpy teenagers, one of them with hot pink and glowing in the dark boils spelling the word 'Pervert' all across his face. Nikki was about to fall asleep, James was doodling in a parchment, Lily was playing tic-tac-toe against herself, Cassie and Sirius were holding hands from behind his back, Snape was frowning and narrowing his eyes at them and Remus was staring blankly into the blackboard. Dumbledore's note and their letter returned to Prof. McGonagall's desk. They all sat straight and tried to catch a glimpse of what the note said. Until Minerva smiled and told them. 'Ok, everyone has a week's detention for lying to the headmaster, except for Black. You can go, Sirius' He got up, kissed Cassie and happily hopped away humming 'Staying alive'. ****************************************************************** Well how was that? I liked writing it quite a lot... I still prefer Peeves memory, That was absolutely my favourite! Maybe I can let Peeves ask for another one... what do you think? Review! And wish me luck on my Algebra exam next Wednesday!! Hugs and kisses *grin* Moony ^.^