Summary: Kurama rules at card games, Hiei gets drunk on sake, and who knows what else!

Disclaimer: Seeing as YYH started when I was like two, it's kinda hard for me to own it, huh? Don't own the game Go Fish either. I also really don't think Kuwabara is stupid, but it's still fun to make him kind of a dummy. -guilty- n.n;

Warnings: Alchohol usage, maybe some language & eventual violence...that's probably it.

A/N: UPDATE 3/9/06: -wipes brow- Phew! This story has now been revised!

Being my first fanfic (started during 9th grade health class, no less), it's not so great, so during the revision I tried to make it a little better. (:

Also, it's now in the format used for Kaiba's Interesting Day.

Go Fish!

As this story begins, we find our friends Yusuke Urameshi, Shuuichi Minamino (aka Kurama), and Kazuma Kuwabara seated around a small table, deeply engrossed in a very serious card game...

It was Kuwabara's turn, and he glanced nervously at his opponents' faces, their impassive expressions giving nothing away. Wiping a bead of sweat from his forehead, Kuwabara looked to his own hand of cards, chewing his bottom lip as he considered his options. Thinking hard (which was obviously difficult for him), he eventually reached a decision.

"Uhh...Urameshi! Got any threes?"

"Hehe, sorry Kuwabara," replied Yusuke. "But you're outta luck this time. Go Fish!"

"Darnit," muttered Kuwabara as he drew a card, making an annoyed face at the 9 of Hearts. "Tch..not a three.."

Kurama chuckled softly as he began his turn. Studying his hand, the red-head turned to Kuwabara with a sly, fox-like grin. "Kuwabara," he began. "Would you, by any chance, have any threes?"

"Dammit!" yelled Kuwabara, grudgingly handing over his three threes, while Yusuke burst out laughing in the background.

"Thank you, Kuwabara," said Kurama, smiling as he added the fourth three from his hand to the cards he got from Kuwabara, and placed them on the table.

"Jeez," complained Yusuke. "It looks like Kurama is gonna win again!"

"Could be," Kurama replied nonchalantly, still grinning. "And now I can take another turn."

Ten minutes later, Kurama had indeed won again.

"I'm tired of losing! Best two outta three!" shouted Kuwabara, challenging Kurama and Yusuke to another game.

"You moron," remarked Yusuke. "We've already played seven games!"

"Oh, right..."

"Idiot."

They all stood up.

"Anyway," said Yusuke. "Shouldn't you guys be going now? I'd like to start my weekend off with some sleep, and we've been playing cards all night!"

"And into the morning too," Kurama observed, glancing at the clock on Yusuke's bedside table. "It's already 4 AM."

"4 AM?" Kuwabara screamed in horror.

"What's your problem?" demanded Yusuke.

"Oh no, Shizuru's gonna kill me.." Kuwabara muttered, not paying any attention to Yusuke.

"I said, what's your problem?" Yusuke repeated his question, irritated.

Kuwabara gulped. "M-my sister had to work late tonight, and I told her that we'd be playing cards for a while but I'd be back in time to let her in since our parents are outta town for a few days and it's my turn to have the spare key, and she said she'd be back around midnight!" replied Kuwabara, gasping because he had said all that in one breath and looking like he was about to throw up.

"You've kept your sister waiting for FOUR HOURS!" exclaimed Yusuke incredulously.

"Kuwabara, you really should be more responsible," Kurama chided. "I mean-"

He was suddenly cut off mid-sentence as Hiei burst into the room -- breaking down Yusuke's door (and part off the wall) in the process -- carrying a very large, half-full bottle of sake. "Yo, wazzup!" the short-statured demon exclaimed, turning toward Yusuke.

"What's up with you?" asked Yusuke, raising an eyebrow at Hiei's odd behavior.

"Oh, nothing, nothing at all!" Hiei replied cheerfully as he made his way over to Yusuke's bed -- staggering slightly as he walked -- and started bouncing on it. "Except that I am now offering dancing lessons to street lamps. They're quick learners, y'know, those lamps, but not very flexible and so I...and...uhm...wha' was I talkin' 'bout again?"

He took a huge gulp of sake and squinted, trying to focus on Yusuke's face. "Yusuke," he began. "Since when did you become triplets?"

"Oh boy.."

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