Chapter 3: Saved By Angels

By "Dory"/Jessie

Disclaimer: Sadly, I still don't own Kim Possible .. but I'm working on it .. haha .. kidding .. you can stop stalking me now Disney .. heh, heh. Also, thank you to Classic Cowboy, my first reviewer. If anyone else has reviewed, I haven't seen it yet. =) Also, I notice I was able to write three chapters in one night, I am totally shocked, lol! I don't know if this will happen often, but I'm glad I was able to!

"There's no place like home! There's no place like home!" Ron mumbled to himself, as he rocked back in forth in the snow, slowly being covered by it as it continued to fall. The freezing temperatures were causing him to lose his mind, though he knew, there was no place he'd rather be at that moment than home. That's what he needed, nice, safe, warm, home.

Ron closed his eyes, he felt his heart beat faster, he wasn't sure why though. His ear against the cold ground, he wished he had those ear muffs his mom gave him last year, now they were stuffed away in his closet, all nice and cozy. Well that was just DANDY for those ear muffs, but right now he needed the warmth.

His ears perked up however, he heard something, through the ground .. he heard some sort of rolling noise, bumping along. It wasn't too far either, his heart raced, but he couldn't move, his mind was lost, and without his mind, he couldn't tell his body to move. Funny how those things work out, huh? Anyways, Ron held his breath, or at least what little he had left, he was fairly certain that a car was about to hit him, unless by some miracle it saw him and stopped, but he had no control, his body was numb, and he couldn't move even though he wanted to.

"Oh where are you Kim," His breath spelled out, though even if you where there to hear it, you wouldn't have heard it. His lips seemed nearly frozen some how, he was terrified, here he was, about to die, and no Kim to save the day.

Suddenly, as he heard the car sounds coming closer and closer, and swarm of heat lifted him off of the ground and carried him far from the road. Funny thing is, Ron felt almost as if he had been floating. Like as if who ever had carried him off; hadn't even been touching the ground. He didn't care though, this person, possibly even more than one person, was so warm he felt like he was defrosting in front of his fireplace on a snow day just after he and Kim had an ultimate snowball fight.

Ron remembered those days well, where they were soaking wet in snow, they went to his house, Mrs. Stoppable made both of them change into new clothing, and since there was such a big blizzard going on, Kim had to wear Ron's clothes since she couldn't go home and get her own. It was incredibly cute, the two of them, snuggled up in front of the fire, drinking hot chocolate, falling asleep, oh childhood was so wonderful for them.

Ron's eyes opened up, he felt so comfortable and warm that he half expected to wake up in front of the fire. Of course, waking up and instead realizing you were in the snow and right next to you was Shego and Rufus, kind of is one of those things that REALLY will wake you up. And it sure woke Ron up!

"What the, who, Shego? Rufus? What messed up universe am I in?" Ron yelled in shock. Yeah, I think he's awake now.

Shego rolled her eyes, well, at least the girl looked like Shego, "Well someone's awake," She looked to someone who looked like Rufus, "So this was a good idea, right?"

This Rufus looking naked mole rat nodded, "We just saved his life, and as soon as he we show him what he's wished for and he learns that whole be careful for what you wish for thing, then we'll get our wings!"

"And it's about time too," The Shego looking girl sighed.

Ron raised an eyebrow, total confusion over his face (and I'm sure yours too), "Ok, I'm lost here. Anyone want to give me the download on why Shego seems nice, Rufus can talk, and what you two are talking about?"

"For a boy who nearly froze to death, and nearly was hit by a car, you're sure talkative," Shego-looking girl laughed.

"He's right Marilyn, we really should explain everything," Rufus-looking said.

"Wait, you aren't Shego?" Ron's brain seemed to be twisting as he spoke.

Marilyn took a deep breath, "No, I'm Marilyn, and this is Remus. We're angels that have granted your wish and have taken form as familiar beings you happen to know to help show you what has happened."

Ron gave a semi-blank stare, "So if I were to use that stupid line, you know, did you get hurt cause it's a long way to fall from heaven, then ..

"Then I would say, yeah, wow, you're pretty good at figuring out who's an angel," Marilyn rolled her eyes again.

"Cool," Ron nodded, gosh boys are weird.

Remus shook his head, "Aren't you even going to ask about the wish we granted you?"

Ron's eyes lit up, "Life time supply of na.."

"NO!" Marilyn and Remus both sighed and looked at eachother.

"Should we still try? I don't think he even realizes that this moment he does not exist and he has never existed," Marilyn said, only to make Ron realize how stupid he was being.

Ron's jaw dropped, "I'm .. not .. what?"

"Born, you were never born. You wished you were never born, and we granted it," Remus answered for him.

Ron shook his head, "That isn't possible, I mean, look," Ron held up his arm, "I see my arm, therefore it is there, therefore you can see it, therefore others can see it, therefore I do exist."

Remus shook his head back to Ron, "Sorry Ron, you aren't born. You've never existed, and no one has ever heard the name Ron Stoppable before."

"No, I'm not, I mean, I am! I mean," Ron held his head, this was really starting to hurt his brain.

Marilyn sighed, "Humans are SO stubborn," She messaged her temples in an effort to gather some thoughts on the correct way to convince Ron, "Look, Ron, you just have to believe us. Do you want proof or something?"

"Yeah proof would be nice," Ron said after a second of thought, this was just so weird, one minute he's sure he'd be dead, and the next he's talking to Shego and Rufus look-alikes who were trying to convince him he was never born. Way too freaky for anyone's mind.

Marilyn looked at Remus, "So what can we show him as proof. I mean you have a plan for this whole thing right? Showing him what life is like with out him."

Ron shrugged before Remus said anything, "I honestly doubt things are that much different in Middleton without me," Ron paused for a second, thinking it over, "Except that Kim would have a different partner," that passed through his mind again, he wondered what great wonderful guy Kim was partnered with since they had never met. Whoa, that was totally warping through his brain, for all he knew Marilyn and Remus were lying to him. Then again, who ever heard of a lying, talking, naked mole rat?

Almost as soon as Ron mentioned Kim, Marilyn and Remus wore a doubtful look on their faces, Remus replied, "You'd be surprised what is different without you, Ron. You would certainly be surprised."

Ron rubbed the back of his neck, wondering again how he got in this predicament, the more he heard, the less he was convinced any of this was happening, and the more he thought, the more his brain tried to point out how it had to be true, or how it couldn't be true. Darn logic!

"So, where will you take me first?" Ron gave in with a sigh, might as well give it, looks like he had nothing and no one else to believe at the moment.

Marilyn looked again to Remus, "I think it'd be most appropriate to show him the city first," Remus nodded, and he knew why.

"What's so special about the city?" Ron replied, and then thought for a moment on all the things that could be different other than Kim's crime fighting carrier.

"You're about to find out," Remus said, with a sigh. Gee, sighs seem to be popular these days, huh?

Marilyn snapped her fingers and with a woosh and a plop they were suddenly in front of the sign that used to say "Welcome to Middleton", but it didn't say Middleton, and boy could Ron not believe what he saw.

To Be Continued! (dun, dun, dun!!)