Chapter 5: Team Impossible
By Jessie
A/N: Omg, I feel so special guys!! Thanks so much to everyone for reviewing, and thanks a bunch to those of you continuously reviewing! Lol, thanks for the tremendous amount of praise Jeo! You can use that quote, and so most of you know, about half of these chapters are me just winging it and trying to make the chapters longer, lol. You'll love finding out in later chapters what's going on with everyone .. it's probably my most creative ideas yet .. which is sort of sad since this a parody of a Christmas movie so the plot isn't too original. If you want to see a good example of a parody of It's A Wonderful Life, see Tiny Toon Adventure's version of it, lol.
"Dude, where are we?" Ron blinked, he wasn't used to this wooshing thing, it was giving him a headache.
"Team Impossible's head quarters," Marilyn answered simply.
"Who are they?" Ron scratched his head, looking at the huge building, a logo was up there above the doorway with the letters 'TI'.
"Well, they were the leading crime fighting team before you and Kim. When everyone started hearing about the cheerleader and the doofy sidekick," Ron sort of glared, "Sorry, well, when you guys became the new team in town, ("World" Ron coughed), then Team Impossible was, well, dumped."
"Wanna see what they're like?" Remus asked Ron, raising an eye brow, now that I think about it, do naked mole rats even have eyebrows?
"Sure, why not," Ron looked around, "So do we like, knock or something?"
Marilyn and Remus started laughing, "That's a good one, us knocking the door," Marilyn laughed, but they paused and noticed Ron didn't get it.
"What's so funny?" Ron scratched his head.
"Well, you see, we don't exist, you get that right?" Marilyn wanted to be sure he was at least paying attention this whole time.
"Yeah, I've gotten that far .."
Remus shook his head, "Just fallow us Ron, it's easier to see than to explain."
Ron's mouth dropped open as Marilyn and Remus stepped through the door, like they weren't even there. Marilyn poked her head through again, "Come on!"
Gulping nervously, Ron took a few steps back and made a running dash through the door, only to trip over Remus on the other side, "Oops, sorry Remus!"
Remus rubbed his head, he would have shouted and hissed a bit, however that would probably cost him and Marilyn their chances of getting wings. After all, yelling at the kid you're supposed to be saving is sort of a negative thing. No duh.
Marilyn and Remus led Ron up a tall stair case, Ron marveled at how he the building was. Perhaps there were thousands of Team Impossible members! That almost made Ron feel a little guilty, he and Kim must have put all these people out of the job. He wondered what they were doing now that he and Kim ruled the crime fighting. Then again, if he didn't exist then there was no reason for them to be out of the job, well, he meant to be thinking what happened to them when he did exist, er, gosh this is getting confusing. Ron rubbed his head and took a deep breath; he had never had such a long climb.
"Don't these guys have an elevator?" Ron said when he collected his breath.
"And how do you propose we push the button genius?" Marilyn smirked.
Damn that logic! Er, excuse me for cussing.
"Well you could have just wooshed us there!" Ron waved his arms around, as if that were to symbol wooshing effects.
Marilyn shrugged, "A little exercise never hurt anyone."
"BUT YOU GUYS CAN FLOAT!" Ron screamed, still out of breath however.
Remus shrugged, "That's besides the point."
"And it shall be your honor, Stoppable Son," Marilyn laughed, mocking, well, if you've seen the episode, you know who, "That was so fun to watch," Ron glared again, "Anyways; we're almost to the top."
They finally reached the top, only to be greeted by a giant door. Such a large thing made Ron gulp and quiver in his shoes. It looked so intimidating for some reason, kind of like the first day of high school for Ron when they first met Mr. Barkin. Except this was worse, well, sort of at least, it was just so tall it really made Ron feel short and scrawny.
However, Marilyn and Remus didn't look at all effected by the door, and simply walked through it like they would walk through any old door, and Ron fallowed them as suit. Inside the room, Ron's eyes boogled, ignore that boogled isn't a real word, but he was just shocked beyond belief.
What would you expect on the other side of the door? A huge room with millions of gadgets and gizmos and thousands of people working hard, watching security cameras and making sure no crime was going on. Perhaps some escape pods or cool vehicles, all at ready for Team Impossible to take off in them. And Ron figured it would look something like Global Justice, you know, all that cool high tech stuff, and the greatest crime fighters, scientists, and all those smart people, just waiting to learn something or figure some genius thing out.
However, in front of Ron's eyes, was practically the opposite. Half of it was pink, the other half green, and sort of a large curtain in between. The pink side was, well, a girl's room. A huge princess-like bed and just your basic everyday needs for a room that was perfect. On one side were a nice flat screen computer, and all that computer stuff, with a big printer near it. A girl who was probably Ron's age was playing a video game on it. She appeared to be yelling at the screen stuff like 'Oh come on! He so did not kill me! I call cheats!!', guess what, the computer didn't reply.
On the green side was a boy's room, it was like a dream room for a guy, a total sloppy mess, yet some how it was an organized mess. A boy who was also Ron's age was reading a book in a comfortable looking chair. There was a huge big screen flat TV that sat alone on one side of the room.
"Who are they?" Ron whispered.
"You don't have to whisper Ron, they can't hear, or see you," Marilyn replied back.
Ron nodded, and replied in a louder voice, "Ok, but who are they? They look like a couple of kids."
"They are a couple of kids," Remus smiled, "Kind of like a certain Possible Stoppable Team I know of."
Ron shook his head, "No, no, where are all the thousands of agents, and millions of high tech gear junk and stuff like that?"
"It doesn't necessarily take that much to create the perfect team, Ron," Marilyn smiled.
The guy stopped reading and walked over to the girl still playing her video game.
The guy, was James Rhond, was basically just like Kim, brave, strong, and can do anything. He had brown spiked hair, a jersey, and some cargo pants, as well as some nice high tech looking tennis shoes.
The girl, was Roxy Shimmers, was basically just like Ron, funny, sweet, a total clutz, and not usually the sharpest pencil in the box. She often wore baggy-ish girls, didn't often get along with all the girls in school, and had a pet squirrel, named Frodo, after, you know, that short guy in that movie about people who are lords over some dorky little ring, thingy.
"Whatchya playin Roxy?" James asked, peeking over her shoulder.
"Back off Jame-boy, I'm about to concur Everlot and become the queen of the digital world!" Roxy gave an evil laugh, and then went back to staring intensely at the screen.
"Everlot!" Frodo squeaked, his fluffy little tail waving back and forth, he made karate sounds and waved his puny little arms around.
Ron blinked, "Don't tell me, this looks a little familiar."
Marilyn nodded, "You know that whole Ron Factor thing?"
"Yeah .."
Remus cleared his throat, "Well see, it isn't a load of hooey, it's been called the Impossible Factor. It's this certain formula, combining two people, preferably, a boy and a girl, and then having the right personalities, one is a brave, fearless leader, who can do anything, and the other is the comical sidekick who has a knack for messing up, and it ending up being the right thing to do, then, well, you get the Impossible Factor. See how James is just like Kim, and Roxy is just like you? She even has a weird little pet that hangs around with her all the time."
Ron blinked, again, this was confusing, really confusing. But at some rate it made perfect sense. With the right personalities combined together, it makes just the right unstoppable team. Very interesting theory, of course, Ron couldn't even remember what a theory was, he whispered to himself, "School word."
Roxy sighed and clicked 'exit' on the screen, then whirled around in her spinning chair to face James, "Maybe one day I'll concur Everlot."
"What level were you on?" James raised an eyebrow.
"One," Roxy coughed, and rubbed the back of her neck.
'Ok, that so sounded familiar,' Ron thought to himself, remembering the flashback he had of him and Kim earlier.
"Well," Roxy smiled, "As soon as I win the game, (pause), uh eventually, I'll name the schools after you."
"Yeah, James Rhond High, nice touch," He laughed, and then did his famous trade mark catchphrase, "I'm Rhond, James Rhond."
Roxy laughed, "One of these days some big company is gonna sue you for using that phrase so closely to the James Bond phrase, I'm sure of it."
"Oh well," James shrugged, and Frodo squealed an 'Oh well' too.
Ron stared at Roxy and Frodo for a long while, another memory popped into his head.
"Achoo!" A 14 year old Ron sneezed into one of the tissues from his box of Kleenex, then tossed it into a giant pile of used tissues that must have been three feet high. Eww, gross!
"Bwesh ewe!" A squeaky voices said, it was Rufus, right on the side of Ron's bed, with a big bowl of chicken noodle soup.
"Aw, thanks (sneeze) Rufus ol' buddy!" Ron replied weakly to his friend, taking the bowl and sitting up strait in his bed, and started to drink it.
"You feeling better Ron?" Ron looked up to see Kim entering the door.
"Gah!" Ron nearly choked on the soup, seeing Kim. He looked down and realized he was only wearing boxers. Quickly putting the bowl of soup on his counter next to his bed and dived under the covers. Despite knowing Kim since pre-K, she has never seen him without a shirt or pants!
"Hey Kim, what's happenin'?" Ron tried to speak normally, as if he weren't speaking to her through his blanket.
Kim raised an eyebrow, "Just came from the orthodontist," Kim hated her braces, never-the-less, she had to have them. She tightened her pony tail and grinned, then quickly flipped the bottom half of the blanket over, revealing Ron's head and part of his back, he did his squeaky-slightly- girly-squeal, and dived deeper under the covers, "I see my best friend is doing well, very jump, huh?"
Ron glared, all Kim could see were his two eyes and part of his hair poking out from the blankets, "Not funny Kim! I'm barely dressed, and you don't care!"
Kim laughed, and sat down at the edge of his bed, he backed up a little, just being cautious, "Really Ron, we've been best friends for, what, nine years? I'm fairly certain I could careless seeing you half naked, you know, as long as certain private parts are covered, I won't be grossed out or anything," Ron eyed her suspiciously, "By the way, your penguin boxers are showing," She smirked.
Ron did another scream and wrapped his blanket all around him, just his head sticking out, he couldn't even move his arms, almost as if he were in a strait suit, "Achoo! Oh great, uh, Rufus buddy, can you pass the tissue?"
Rufus did a little salute thing and ran up to the tissue box then back to Ron and whipped his nose, then tossed it with the other tissues, "Thanks buddy."
"No problem," Rufus squeaked with a smile.
Kim smiled, and stretched her arms, then flopped on his bed, closing her eyes, "So you think you'll be back to school on Monday?"
"Yeah, my doctor said I'm getting better," Ron sighed, he would miss those sick days, "Say, are you getting sick KP?"
"What?" Kim opened her eyes, noticing Ron's blanket didn't look quite as tightly wrapped around, so he was getting comfortable.
"Well if you are, can you like, sneeze on me or something? That way I can be sick for a little while longer?" Ron grinned, Kim laughed.
"Sorry Ron, I don't think I'm getting sick," Ron frowned at her reply, dang.
Kim sat up, "But just in case," She gave him a quick kiss on the lips, not in any I love you way, she just figured if you know someone for like nine or ten years, it was ok to give them a little kiss.
Ron shook his head, bringing him back to reality, he remembered though, after that, Kim had been the one to get sick, and for about a week too. If anything, Ron had gotten better faster. In his mind he laughed at the thought of him being embarrassed in front of Kim when he's only in his boxers. Truth be told, he still made her close her eyes, turn around, and pinky swear that she wouldn't look when ever he had to change clothes for some reason.
Marilyn and Remus noticed every time Ron was having a flash back in his mind, truthfully, they were entering these thoughts into his head so he could remember what a great life he has, they waited for him to say something, but he didn't, instead Marilyn smiled and asked, "Where to next?"
Ron looked at her and then back over to James, Roxy, and Frodo, who were talking to someone who looked just like Wade on the big screen, within a minute they were suit up and running to the elevator, ready for their mission, Ron over heard James saying "Why did your uncle have to get us such a huge headquarters? There's no point to this! It looks like we could have thousands of people working for us!"
Looking again to Frodo, and then back to Marilyn and Remus, he said, "So, how's Rufus doing with out me?"
Remus nodded, "Lets go."
With a snap of the fingers, and a woosh, they stood in a cidy Ron would have never expected to be sent.
Hollywood, California.
To Be Continued!
A/N: Omg, I feel so special guys!! Thanks so much to everyone for reviewing, and thanks a bunch to those of you continuously reviewing! Lol, thanks for the tremendous amount of praise Jeo! You can use that quote, and so most of you know, about half of these chapters are me just winging it and trying to make the chapters longer, lol. You'll love finding out in later chapters what's going on with everyone .. it's probably my most creative ideas yet .. which is sort of sad since this a parody of a Christmas movie so the plot isn't too original. If you want to see a good example of a parody of It's A Wonderful Life, see Tiny Toon Adventure's version of it, lol.
"Dude, where are we?" Ron blinked, he wasn't used to this wooshing thing, it was giving him a headache.
"Team Impossible's head quarters," Marilyn answered simply.
"Who are they?" Ron scratched his head, looking at the huge building, a logo was up there above the doorway with the letters 'TI'.
"Well, they were the leading crime fighting team before you and Kim. When everyone started hearing about the cheerleader and the doofy sidekick," Ron sort of glared, "Sorry, well, when you guys became the new team in town, ("World" Ron coughed), then Team Impossible was, well, dumped."
"Wanna see what they're like?" Remus asked Ron, raising an eye brow, now that I think about it, do naked mole rats even have eyebrows?
"Sure, why not," Ron looked around, "So do we like, knock or something?"
Marilyn and Remus started laughing, "That's a good one, us knocking the door," Marilyn laughed, but they paused and noticed Ron didn't get it.
"What's so funny?" Ron scratched his head.
"Well, you see, we don't exist, you get that right?" Marilyn wanted to be sure he was at least paying attention this whole time.
"Yeah, I've gotten that far .."
Remus shook his head, "Just fallow us Ron, it's easier to see than to explain."
Ron's mouth dropped open as Marilyn and Remus stepped through the door, like they weren't even there. Marilyn poked her head through again, "Come on!"
Gulping nervously, Ron took a few steps back and made a running dash through the door, only to trip over Remus on the other side, "Oops, sorry Remus!"
Remus rubbed his head, he would have shouted and hissed a bit, however that would probably cost him and Marilyn their chances of getting wings. After all, yelling at the kid you're supposed to be saving is sort of a negative thing. No duh.
Marilyn and Remus led Ron up a tall stair case, Ron marveled at how he the building was. Perhaps there were thousands of Team Impossible members! That almost made Ron feel a little guilty, he and Kim must have put all these people out of the job. He wondered what they were doing now that he and Kim ruled the crime fighting. Then again, if he didn't exist then there was no reason for them to be out of the job, well, he meant to be thinking what happened to them when he did exist, er, gosh this is getting confusing. Ron rubbed his head and took a deep breath; he had never had such a long climb.
"Don't these guys have an elevator?" Ron said when he collected his breath.
"And how do you propose we push the button genius?" Marilyn smirked.
Damn that logic! Er, excuse me for cussing.
"Well you could have just wooshed us there!" Ron waved his arms around, as if that were to symbol wooshing effects.
Marilyn shrugged, "A little exercise never hurt anyone."
"BUT YOU GUYS CAN FLOAT!" Ron screamed, still out of breath however.
Remus shrugged, "That's besides the point."
"And it shall be your honor, Stoppable Son," Marilyn laughed, mocking, well, if you've seen the episode, you know who, "That was so fun to watch," Ron glared again, "Anyways; we're almost to the top."
They finally reached the top, only to be greeted by a giant door. Such a large thing made Ron gulp and quiver in his shoes. It looked so intimidating for some reason, kind of like the first day of high school for Ron when they first met Mr. Barkin. Except this was worse, well, sort of at least, it was just so tall it really made Ron feel short and scrawny.
However, Marilyn and Remus didn't look at all effected by the door, and simply walked through it like they would walk through any old door, and Ron fallowed them as suit. Inside the room, Ron's eyes boogled, ignore that boogled isn't a real word, but he was just shocked beyond belief.
What would you expect on the other side of the door? A huge room with millions of gadgets and gizmos and thousands of people working hard, watching security cameras and making sure no crime was going on. Perhaps some escape pods or cool vehicles, all at ready for Team Impossible to take off in them. And Ron figured it would look something like Global Justice, you know, all that cool high tech stuff, and the greatest crime fighters, scientists, and all those smart people, just waiting to learn something or figure some genius thing out.
However, in front of Ron's eyes, was practically the opposite. Half of it was pink, the other half green, and sort of a large curtain in between. The pink side was, well, a girl's room. A huge princess-like bed and just your basic everyday needs for a room that was perfect. On one side were a nice flat screen computer, and all that computer stuff, with a big printer near it. A girl who was probably Ron's age was playing a video game on it. She appeared to be yelling at the screen stuff like 'Oh come on! He so did not kill me! I call cheats!!', guess what, the computer didn't reply.
On the green side was a boy's room, it was like a dream room for a guy, a total sloppy mess, yet some how it was an organized mess. A boy who was also Ron's age was reading a book in a comfortable looking chair. There was a huge big screen flat TV that sat alone on one side of the room.
"Who are they?" Ron whispered.
"You don't have to whisper Ron, they can't hear, or see you," Marilyn replied back.
Ron nodded, and replied in a louder voice, "Ok, but who are they? They look like a couple of kids."
"They are a couple of kids," Remus smiled, "Kind of like a certain Possible Stoppable Team I know of."
Ron shook his head, "No, no, where are all the thousands of agents, and millions of high tech gear junk and stuff like that?"
"It doesn't necessarily take that much to create the perfect team, Ron," Marilyn smiled.
The guy stopped reading and walked over to the girl still playing her video game.
The guy, was James Rhond, was basically just like Kim, brave, strong, and can do anything. He had brown spiked hair, a jersey, and some cargo pants, as well as some nice high tech looking tennis shoes.
The girl, was Roxy Shimmers, was basically just like Ron, funny, sweet, a total clutz, and not usually the sharpest pencil in the box. She often wore baggy-ish girls, didn't often get along with all the girls in school, and had a pet squirrel, named Frodo, after, you know, that short guy in that movie about people who are lords over some dorky little ring, thingy.
"Whatchya playin Roxy?" James asked, peeking over her shoulder.
"Back off Jame-boy, I'm about to concur Everlot and become the queen of the digital world!" Roxy gave an evil laugh, and then went back to staring intensely at the screen.
"Everlot!" Frodo squeaked, his fluffy little tail waving back and forth, he made karate sounds and waved his puny little arms around.
Ron blinked, "Don't tell me, this looks a little familiar."
Marilyn nodded, "You know that whole Ron Factor thing?"
"Yeah .."
Remus cleared his throat, "Well see, it isn't a load of hooey, it's been called the Impossible Factor. It's this certain formula, combining two people, preferably, a boy and a girl, and then having the right personalities, one is a brave, fearless leader, who can do anything, and the other is the comical sidekick who has a knack for messing up, and it ending up being the right thing to do, then, well, you get the Impossible Factor. See how James is just like Kim, and Roxy is just like you? She even has a weird little pet that hangs around with her all the time."
Ron blinked, again, this was confusing, really confusing. But at some rate it made perfect sense. With the right personalities combined together, it makes just the right unstoppable team. Very interesting theory, of course, Ron couldn't even remember what a theory was, he whispered to himself, "School word."
Roxy sighed and clicked 'exit' on the screen, then whirled around in her spinning chair to face James, "Maybe one day I'll concur Everlot."
"What level were you on?" James raised an eyebrow.
"One," Roxy coughed, and rubbed the back of her neck.
'Ok, that so sounded familiar,' Ron thought to himself, remembering the flashback he had of him and Kim earlier.
"Well," Roxy smiled, "As soon as I win the game, (pause), uh eventually, I'll name the schools after you."
"Yeah, James Rhond High, nice touch," He laughed, and then did his famous trade mark catchphrase, "I'm Rhond, James Rhond."
Roxy laughed, "One of these days some big company is gonna sue you for using that phrase so closely to the James Bond phrase, I'm sure of it."
"Oh well," James shrugged, and Frodo squealed an 'Oh well' too.
Ron stared at Roxy and Frodo for a long while, another memory popped into his head.
"Achoo!" A 14 year old Ron sneezed into one of the tissues from his box of Kleenex, then tossed it into a giant pile of used tissues that must have been three feet high. Eww, gross!
"Bwesh ewe!" A squeaky voices said, it was Rufus, right on the side of Ron's bed, with a big bowl of chicken noodle soup.
"Aw, thanks (sneeze) Rufus ol' buddy!" Ron replied weakly to his friend, taking the bowl and sitting up strait in his bed, and started to drink it.
"You feeling better Ron?" Ron looked up to see Kim entering the door.
"Gah!" Ron nearly choked on the soup, seeing Kim. He looked down and realized he was only wearing boxers. Quickly putting the bowl of soup on his counter next to his bed and dived under the covers. Despite knowing Kim since pre-K, she has never seen him without a shirt or pants!
"Hey Kim, what's happenin'?" Ron tried to speak normally, as if he weren't speaking to her through his blanket.
Kim raised an eyebrow, "Just came from the orthodontist," Kim hated her braces, never-the-less, she had to have them. She tightened her pony tail and grinned, then quickly flipped the bottom half of the blanket over, revealing Ron's head and part of his back, he did his squeaky-slightly- girly-squeal, and dived deeper under the covers, "I see my best friend is doing well, very jump, huh?"
Ron glared, all Kim could see were his two eyes and part of his hair poking out from the blankets, "Not funny Kim! I'm barely dressed, and you don't care!"
Kim laughed, and sat down at the edge of his bed, he backed up a little, just being cautious, "Really Ron, we've been best friends for, what, nine years? I'm fairly certain I could careless seeing you half naked, you know, as long as certain private parts are covered, I won't be grossed out or anything," Ron eyed her suspiciously, "By the way, your penguin boxers are showing," She smirked.
Ron did another scream and wrapped his blanket all around him, just his head sticking out, he couldn't even move his arms, almost as if he were in a strait suit, "Achoo! Oh great, uh, Rufus buddy, can you pass the tissue?"
Rufus did a little salute thing and ran up to the tissue box then back to Ron and whipped his nose, then tossed it with the other tissues, "Thanks buddy."
"No problem," Rufus squeaked with a smile.
Kim smiled, and stretched her arms, then flopped on his bed, closing her eyes, "So you think you'll be back to school on Monday?"
"Yeah, my doctor said I'm getting better," Ron sighed, he would miss those sick days, "Say, are you getting sick KP?"
"What?" Kim opened her eyes, noticing Ron's blanket didn't look quite as tightly wrapped around, so he was getting comfortable.
"Well if you are, can you like, sneeze on me or something? That way I can be sick for a little while longer?" Ron grinned, Kim laughed.
"Sorry Ron, I don't think I'm getting sick," Ron frowned at her reply, dang.
Kim sat up, "But just in case," She gave him a quick kiss on the lips, not in any I love you way, she just figured if you know someone for like nine or ten years, it was ok to give them a little kiss.
Ron shook his head, bringing him back to reality, he remembered though, after that, Kim had been the one to get sick, and for about a week too. If anything, Ron had gotten better faster. In his mind he laughed at the thought of him being embarrassed in front of Kim when he's only in his boxers. Truth be told, he still made her close her eyes, turn around, and pinky swear that she wouldn't look when ever he had to change clothes for some reason.
Marilyn and Remus noticed every time Ron was having a flash back in his mind, truthfully, they were entering these thoughts into his head so he could remember what a great life he has, they waited for him to say something, but he didn't, instead Marilyn smiled and asked, "Where to next?"
Ron looked at her and then back over to James, Roxy, and Frodo, who were talking to someone who looked just like Wade on the big screen, within a minute they were suit up and running to the elevator, ready for their mission, Ron over heard James saying "Why did your uncle have to get us such a huge headquarters? There's no point to this! It looks like we could have thousands of people working for us!"
Looking again to Frodo, and then back to Marilyn and Remus, he said, "So, how's Rufus doing with out me?"
Remus nodded, "Lets go."
With a snap of the fingers, and a woosh, they stood in a cidy Ron would have never expected to be sent.
Hollywood, California.
To Be Continued!
