(ESTABLISHING SHOT: The POSSIBLE House)
(Cut to the interior- dinner table. The POSSIBLE family sits at the table, enjoying pork chops. RON sits with them, eating some nachos with cheese, rather loudly)
RON: (Mouth full) Thanks for letting me stay here while my house is rebuilt, Drs. P.
MR. DR. POSSIBLE: It's no problem, Ronald. You're always welcome here.
RON: Thanks.
(RON takes another bite)
MRS. DR. POSSIBLE: So, Kimmie, how's cheerleading going?
KIM: It's great. Really great.
RON: She's good.
MRS. DR. POSSIBLE: Well, that's nice.
(Beat)
RON: Got any soda?
MR. DR. POSSIBLE: In the refrigerator, Ronald.
RON: Thanks.
(Cut to the airport, the airfield. The box is being loaded onto an airplane. The tracking device beeps)
(Cut to a fence at the edge of the airfield. The red Cadillac screeches to a halt a few feet behind it. SHEGO leaps out of the car and jumps the fence. She runs towards the plane)
(Cut to near the plane. SHEGO quietly darts through various machines and cars, trying not to be seen. She looks over to the plane)
(Cut to the plane. The final bag is loaded on and the baggage door is shut)
(Cut to SHEGO)
SHEGO: Gah! Darnit!
(SHEGO looks around once more and runs towards the plane)
(Cut to the plane. It moves down the runway. SHEGO runs after it. She jumps and grabs onto the wing. The plane ascends into the sky)
(Cut to the interior of the plane, the STOPPABLES are in their seats. MR. STOPPABLE looks out the window and sees SHEGO hanging on. He turns to MRS. STOPPABLE)
MR. STOPPABLE: Gah! There's. something on the wing!
MRS. STOPPABLE: Honey, did you forget to take your medication again?
MR. STOPPABLE: That's not the point! Something's out there! It's just like that episode of The Twilight Zone!
(Beat)
MRS. STOPPABLE: You did forget to take your medicine, didn't you?
MR. STOPPABLE: That's not the point!
MRS. DR. STOPPABLE: Don't you remember what your doctor said? If you didn't take your allergy medicine you would begin to hallucinate. Take your medicine. then the monsters on the wing will go away.
MR. STOPPABLE: It's not a monster, it's a woman! And she's tearing up the wing!
(MRS. STOPPABLE hands MR. STOPPABLE a bottle)
MRS. STOPPABLE: Here, take some of these and you won't imagine seeing those pop culture monsters any more.
(Reluctantly, MR. STOPPABLE takes a few pills. Through the window, we can see SHEGO crawl down the wing and towards the belly of the plane. He looks out, SHEGO is gone)
MR. STOPPABLE: Hey, it's gone. Maybe I am a victim of my own pop culture- obsessed mind.
MRS. STOPPABLE: Just like Quentin Tarantino.
(Cut to the belly of the plane. SHEGO clings on for dear life)
SHEGO: (Screaming) NOTE TO SELF!!! NEVER DO THIS AGAIN!!!!
(SHEGO claws at the bottom of the plane. She pauses, realizing this is a bad idea. She crawls further down towards the wheel hole. She carefully pries it open and slips inside)
(Cut to the POSSIBLE house- dusk)
(Cut to the interior- the hallway. RON stands outside the bathroom, towel and toothbrush in hand. He taps his foot and bangs on the door)
RON: Helloooooooooo? KP? KP? You gonna come out sometime this millennium?
KIM: (OC) Chill, Ron. I'll be out in a minute.
RON: You said that ten minutes ago! What more do you have to do?
KIM: (OC) Brush my teeth, wash my face, moisturize my face.
RON: You didn't do that in the ten minutes just now?!
KIM: (OC) No.
RON: Then what were you doing?
KIM: Washing up.
RON: I can wash up in five seconds flat; I can't accept that it takes you ten minutes!
KIM: (OC) There's a bathroom downstairs, you know.
RON: That's not the point! It's no longer about having to wash up! I'm just determined to get into that bathroom!
KIM: (OC) Whatever. Just give me a minute, okay?
RON: Now is that a "guy minute" or a "girl minute"?
KIM: (OC) What?
RON: Are you actually going to be a minute or are you going to be ten minutes.
KIM: (OC) A minute! Now leave me alone!
RON: Great.
(Cut to LaGuardia airport)
(Cut to the airfield, an airplane lands. Out of the hole where one of the wheels is stored, a very oily, dirty SHEGO drops to the ground)
SHEGO: Never, never again.
(A flashlight beam appears. SHEGO ducks out of site. Two SCIENTISTS approach the plane with a SECURITY MAN)
SECURITY MAN: Here you are, professors.
SCIENTIST: Excellent.
(The box is taken out of the plane and loaded onto a small cart. The SCIENTISTS take it and move it away. SHEGO watches them go and follows)
(Cut to the interior- dinner table. The POSSIBLE family sits at the table, enjoying pork chops. RON sits with them, eating some nachos with cheese, rather loudly)
RON: (Mouth full) Thanks for letting me stay here while my house is rebuilt, Drs. P.
MR. DR. POSSIBLE: It's no problem, Ronald. You're always welcome here.
RON: Thanks.
(RON takes another bite)
MRS. DR. POSSIBLE: So, Kimmie, how's cheerleading going?
KIM: It's great. Really great.
RON: She's good.
MRS. DR. POSSIBLE: Well, that's nice.
(Beat)
RON: Got any soda?
MR. DR. POSSIBLE: In the refrigerator, Ronald.
RON: Thanks.
(Cut to the airport, the airfield. The box is being loaded onto an airplane. The tracking device beeps)
(Cut to a fence at the edge of the airfield. The red Cadillac screeches to a halt a few feet behind it. SHEGO leaps out of the car and jumps the fence. She runs towards the plane)
(Cut to near the plane. SHEGO quietly darts through various machines and cars, trying not to be seen. She looks over to the plane)
(Cut to the plane. The final bag is loaded on and the baggage door is shut)
(Cut to SHEGO)
SHEGO: Gah! Darnit!
(SHEGO looks around once more and runs towards the plane)
(Cut to the plane. It moves down the runway. SHEGO runs after it. She jumps and grabs onto the wing. The plane ascends into the sky)
(Cut to the interior of the plane, the STOPPABLES are in their seats. MR. STOPPABLE looks out the window and sees SHEGO hanging on. He turns to MRS. STOPPABLE)
MR. STOPPABLE: Gah! There's. something on the wing!
MRS. STOPPABLE: Honey, did you forget to take your medication again?
MR. STOPPABLE: That's not the point! Something's out there! It's just like that episode of The Twilight Zone!
(Beat)
MRS. STOPPABLE: You did forget to take your medicine, didn't you?
MR. STOPPABLE: That's not the point!
MRS. DR. STOPPABLE: Don't you remember what your doctor said? If you didn't take your allergy medicine you would begin to hallucinate. Take your medicine. then the monsters on the wing will go away.
MR. STOPPABLE: It's not a monster, it's a woman! And she's tearing up the wing!
(MRS. STOPPABLE hands MR. STOPPABLE a bottle)
MRS. STOPPABLE: Here, take some of these and you won't imagine seeing those pop culture monsters any more.
(Reluctantly, MR. STOPPABLE takes a few pills. Through the window, we can see SHEGO crawl down the wing and towards the belly of the plane. He looks out, SHEGO is gone)
MR. STOPPABLE: Hey, it's gone. Maybe I am a victim of my own pop culture- obsessed mind.
MRS. STOPPABLE: Just like Quentin Tarantino.
(Cut to the belly of the plane. SHEGO clings on for dear life)
SHEGO: (Screaming) NOTE TO SELF!!! NEVER DO THIS AGAIN!!!!
(SHEGO claws at the bottom of the plane. She pauses, realizing this is a bad idea. She crawls further down towards the wheel hole. She carefully pries it open and slips inside)
(Cut to the POSSIBLE house- dusk)
(Cut to the interior- the hallway. RON stands outside the bathroom, towel and toothbrush in hand. He taps his foot and bangs on the door)
RON: Helloooooooooo? KP? KP? You gonna come out sometime this millennium?
KIM: (OC) Chill, Ron. I'll be out in a minute.
RON: You said that ten minutes ago! What more do you have to do?
KIM: (OC) Brush my teeth, wash my face, moisturize my face.
RON: You didn't do that in the ten minutes just now?!
KIM: (OC) No.
RON: Then what were you doing?
KIM: Washing up.
RON: I can wash up in five seconds flat; I can't accept that it takes you ten minutes!
KIM: (OC) There's a bathroom downstairs, you know.
RON: That's not the point! It's no longer about having to wash up! I'm just determined to get into that bathroom!
KIM: (OC) Whatever. Just give me a minute, okay?
RON: Now is that a "guy minute" or a "girl minute"?
KIM: (OC) What?
RON: Are you actually going to be a minute or are you going to be ten minutes.
KIM: (OC) A minute! Now leave me alone!
RON: Great.
(Cut to LaGuardia airport)
(Cut to the airfield, an airplane lands. Out of the hole where one of the wheels is stored, a very oily, dirty SHEGO drops to the ground)
SHEGO: Never, never again.
(A flashlight beam appears. SHEGO ducks out of site. Two SCIENTISTS approach the plane with a SECURITY MAN)
SECURITY MAN: Here you are, professors.
SCIENTIST: Excellent.
(The box is taken out of the plane and loaded onto a small cart. The SCIENTISTS take it and move it away. SHEGO watches them go and follows)
