(ESTABLISHING SHOT: New York City, night. KIM and RON move through the
shadows and dart in and out of alleyways. KIM has the Kimmunicator out)
WADE: Okay, according to the security cameras, Shego is on the roof, working her way in.
KIM: Thanks Wade.
(KIM turns the Kimmunicator off)
RON: This sneaking around would be so much more fun if we had some sort of background music. You know, some of that James Bond twangy guitar stuff?
KIM: Are you still going on about that?
RON: No, I'm on something different now. Before I was talking about having a theme song, which I still think would make for better freak-fighting.
KIM: (sigh) Ron.
RON: Okay, if we don't have an original theme song, what if you took an existing song and made it your theme song? Hey, I got it! What about "Poprocks and Coke"? Yeah, that'd be perfect.
KIM: I don't think so. (Beat) Okay, why?
RON: It's a cool song.
KIM: No, why is it called "Poprocks and Coke" anyway?
RON: Oh. Well, it's a known fact that if you eat poprocks and then drink some coke that your head will explode.
KIM: That's not a fact, Ron, that's an urban legend.
RON: Some urban legends are true.
KIM: Just not that one.
RON: Okay then, how about "American Girl"? That fits you. (Singing) "And I won't back down/I'll stand my ground." Yeah, that's you to a T!
KIM: I'm glad you think of me that way, but I really don't need a theme song.
RON: Fine. (Beat) How about a riff?
KIM: Ugh! Just come on.
(KIM and RON dart off)
(Cut to the roof. SHEGO, covered with dirt and oil, her hair a mess. She is really ticked and is furiously clawing at a metal hatch)
SHEGO: (Grunting, to herself) Come. on! Open. up. you. stupid. hatch!
(KIM and RON jump onto the roof)
KIM: Looks like somebody needs some anger management.
SHEGO: Don't mess with me, Kimmie! I spent three hours in the gears on an airplane and I'm in no mood for it! So let me get the stupid project so I can go home!
KIM: I don't think so. You see, those scientists don't particularly like the fact that you're trying to steal their technology.
SHEGO: I don't care. (SHEGO flares up her hands) you want some of this?
KIM: Bring it.
RON: Oh, you see, if you had a theme song it would be playing in the background while you fight.
(Beat)
SHEGO: What is he talking about?
KIM: Never mind.
(KIM and SHEGO begin to fight. RON watches and then)
RON: Hey, Shego, need a theme song?
KIM: Ron! Not now!
(SHEGO swipes at KIM. KIM takes a kick at SHEGO, who jumps up to miss it. She takes another swipe at KIM and KIM takes some swipes at her. SHEGO jumps off the roof and lands on the ground. KIM grabs RON and jumps down after her)
RON: Ow! You could have let me take the stairs! I always take the stairs!
KIM: And you always arrive just a little too late. (To SHEGO) Give it up, Shego.
SHEGO: Never.
KIM: They're just going to move it again.
SHEGO: They'll never get a chance to move it again, because I'm going to get it right now! They'll never get the chance!
(SHEGO kicks the door in. She goes to go in but is stopped by a SCIENTIST who throws the box into her arms)
SCIENTIST: Here, take it. Maybe you can get a few bucks for it at the scrap shop.
SHEGO: Wha-?
KIM: But, but you were so eager to protect it. Why are you just. giving it away?
SCIENTIST: I'm afraid this technology is out-of-date. It's of no more use to us.
(SHEGO looks at the box, then at the SCIENTIST)
SHEGO: But, but, I. I went through- I.
SCIENTIST: Whatever, now if you'll excuse me we're very busy here. Good day.
(The SCIENTIST goes back into the lab)
SHEGO: But, but. (screams)
(SHEGO throws the box to the ground and storms off)
(Beat)
RON: You know I could probably get enough money for that box to buy us a snack at Bueno Nacho.
KIM: Sounds good.
(KIM and RON walk off)
WADE: Okay, according to the security cameras, Shego is on the roof, working her way in.
KIM: Thanks Wade.
(KIM turns the Kimmunicator off)
RON: This sneaking around would be so much more fun if we had some sort of background music. You know, some of that James Bond twangy guitar stuff?
KIM: Are you still going on about that?
RON: No, I'm on something different now. Before I was talking about having a theme song, which I still think would make for better freak-fighting.
KIM: (sigh) Ron.
RON: Okay, if we don't have an original theme song, what if you took an existing song and made it your theme song? Hey, I got it! What about "Poprocks and Coke"? Yeah, that'd be perfect.
KIM: I don't think so. (Beat) Okay, why?
RON: It's a cool song.
KIM: No, why is it called "Poprocks and Coke" anyway?
RON: Oh. Well, it's a known fact that if you eat poprocks and then drink some coke that your head will explode.
KIM: That's not a fact, Ron, that's an urban legend.
RON: Some urban legends are true.
KIM: Just not that one.
RON: Okay then, how about "American Girl"? That fits you. (Singing) "And I won't back down/I'll stand my ground." Yeah, that's you to a T!
KIM: I'm glad you think of me that way, but I really don't need a theme song.
RON: Fine. (Beat) How about a riff?
KIM: Ugh! Just come on.
(KIM and RON dart off)
(Cut to the roof. SHEGO, covered with dirt and oil, her hair a mess. She is really ticked and is furiously clawing at a metal hatch)
SHEGO: (Grunting, to herself) Come. on! Open. up. you. stupid. hatch!
(KIM and RON jump onto the roof)
KIM: Looks like somebody needs some anger management.
SHEGO: Don't mess with me, Kimmie! I spent three hours in the gears on an airplane and I'm in no mood for it! So let me get the stupid project so I can go home!
KIM: I don't think so. You see, those scientists don't particularly like the fact that you're trying to steal their technology.
SHEGO: I don't care. (SHEGO flares up her hands) you want some of this?
KIM: Bring it.
RON: Oh, you see, if you had a theme song it would be playing in the background while you fight.
(Beat)
SHEGO: What is he talking about?
KIM: Never mind.
(KIM and SHEGO begin to fight. RON watches and then)
RON: Hey, Shego, need a theme song?
KIM: Ron! Not now!
(SHEGO swipes at KIM. KIM takes a kick at SHEGO, who jumps up to miss it. She takes another swipe at KIM and KIM takes some swipes at her. SHEGO jumps off the roof and lands on the ground. KIM grabs RON and jumps down after her)
RON: Ow! You could have let me take the stairs! I always take the stairs!
KIM: And you always arrive just a little too late. (To SHEGO) Give it up, Shego.
SHEGO: Never.
KIM: They're just going to move it again.
SHEGO: They'll never get a chance to move it again, because I'm going to get it right now! They'll never get the chance!
(SHEGO kicks the door in. She goes to go in but is stopped by a SCIENTIST who throws the box into her arms)
SCIENTIST: Here, take it. Maybe you can get a few bucks for it at the scrap shop.
SHEGO: Wha-?
KIM: But, but you were so eager to protect it. Why are you just. giving it away?
SCIENTIST: I'm afraid this technology is out-of-date. It's of no more use to us.
(SHEGO looks at the box, then at the SCIENTIST)
SHEGO: But, but, I. I went through- I.
SCIENTIST: Whatever, now if you'll excuse me we're very busy here. Good day.
(The SCIENTIST goes back into the lab)
SHEGO: But, but. (screams)
(SHEGO throws the box to the ground and storms off)
(Beat)
RON: You know I could probably get enough money for that box to buy us a snack at Bueno Nacho.
KIM: Sounds good.
(KIM and RON walk off)
