So if Lizzie died, would I die? NO. I'd be screaming at the top of my lungs, BOUT TIME!!! So, luckily I don't own her. Tisk tisk... so happy...

So it turns out that Lizzie went and did all the stuff she does with her friends, even though Gordo hates shopping and putting on makeup (though he likes the powder blue nail polish). Lizzie goes home, with an A on her project, and tells everything to her dad. He's been getting worried about the way she's been acting (good job dad!). She told him how she likes his ring on his hand, and the lotion he uses. Her dad, being shocked at this announcement, quickly responded with a, "Really?" Lizzie confirmed what she said, and asked daddio why he's been acting so cool lately. He said its because he went to "cool school", but that's just a dad joke, so Lizzie, being the blonde that she is, laughed.

The next day, Lizzie came home with some dude with acne and a REALLY high voice that cracked every half second. "Mom, dad," she said, "this is Dave." Her parents just stood there, mouth agape, then fainted with the sickening thud. Her parents were dead. Not really, but you get the picture.

So if you have any common sense at all, you would realize that this story has a happy ending, and is really a l/n. Yeah... this story is so spiffy.

Have a good day! Have it your way! Service with a smile!