Disclaimer/ I do not own anything but the plot to this story. And Alexandria of course.

Chapter 1

"Harry, are you alright?" Harry squinted his eyed to reveal a blurry figure whith red hair. His eyes zoomed into focus. Harry was in the Hogwarts express, going to Hogwarts for the sixth year in a row. "Are you alright Harry?" Ginny asked again, "you've been asleep ever since platform nine and three quarters,"

"Oh, yeah, I'm alright," Harry said, as he pushed himself up in his chair, Harry looked around the compartment, "Where's Ron and Hermione?" "Oh, they went to the prefects compartment ages ago," "Yeah they left," said Harry, "but when in the world are they going to come back? Were going to be at Hogwarts any minute now - " Harry turned his head sharply to the side, as the compartment door slid open to reveal a tall girl, with waist length slightly-curly black hair, tied back in a tight pony tail. A Slytherin badge, and a frown.

"Have you two seen a kid called Neville Longbottom?" she asked, "he's lost his toad, again." the girl took a large bottle out of her bag to reveal a desperate looking toad. "I still don't understand why Gryffindors always have to have the most disgusting animals," the girl threw a disgusted glance at the toad-containing bottle. "Trevor!" The girl jumped back in surprise as Neville snatched the bottle from her hands.

"Trevor," he said once more, "where in the world have you been? I've been looking everywhere -" "Question," the girl butted in, "is that toad a male or a female, whatever he is, I found him in the girls lavatory, strictly speaking. Please don't tell me you've been there?" "I haven't." said Neville, his face slightly pink at the thought. "Never mind!" the girl snapped as she turned to go.

"We don't even know your name -" Neville called out. "Oh," said the girl, in a careless voice. "Alexandria Blossamer, very pleased to meet you."

"Can I have your attention please?" said Professor Dumbledore, as the students leaned forward eagerly. "I would like to introduce you to our new Defense Against the Dark Arts, he has come from Ireland, and I'm sure you all will be very fond of him." the students leaned forward more eagerly at this news; they had never had an Irish teacher before.

Dumbledore smiled at them all. "I would like to introduce you, to Professor Komolldor." Harry looked eagerly at the staff table; Professor Komolldor turned out to be a tall wizard, with spiked red hair that stuck up in all directions, almost exactly like Harry's.

A mild applause started up for Professor Komolldor, Professor Komolldor bowed his head slightly, and turned back to his conversation with Professor Flitwick. Harry looked over at Malfoy, to see what his reaction would be, He absentmindedly smirked as he saw Malfoy eyeing Professor Komolldors red hair with a look of great distaste.

"Everyone," said Dumbledore, beaming at them. "Dig in."

Harry heard several of the first year's gasp as the plates and goblets filled themselves. "Harry!" Harry turned around to see Ron and Hermione running towards him, both of them looking equally desperate. "Harry!" Hermione gasped again. "We never thought we'd find you!" "We were starting to get desperate." Ron explained.

"I can tell." said Harry, "So, what did the head boy and girl make you do that took so long?" "Ah, well," Ron looked slightly uncomfortable. "Hermione, could you tell?"

"Ah." said Hermione darkly. "I guess I'll have to put it bluntly. Who do you think, would be the worst possible choice, for the position of Head boy?"

"Ron?" said Harry, chuckling. "Harry," said Hermione. "Be serious!"

"Alright! Alright!" said Harry. "I'll be serious. . . . Wait a second - Your not telling me that – that he's Headboy – Are you?" Harry nodded his head in the direction of Malfoy. "Sorry Harry," said Hermione glumly. "I guess your cauldron of overflowing luck is actualy starting to run out." "No realy," said Harry, he glanced over at Malfoy again.

"Well," said Ron quickly. "At least I don't have to be a prefect any more . . ."

"Yeah." said Harry glumly. "Hermione, you don't think that Malfoys mum and dad will notice if he comes out dead this year do you? Because I'm realy starting to think that this is Malfoys lucky year."

"Hey!" said Ron. "I got an idea, well, since I'm not a prefect anymore, I can do pranks, and other things like that, right?
Well, with both of us, I think this will be Malfoys lucky year!" "RON!" said Hermione. "You're not really planning to - to kill him! Are you. . . .?

"No, no, no," said Ron, "I only wan't to make his time here as miserable as possible."

"And your point is?" said Hermione, "My point is," said Ron, "I'm not a prefect anymore, and I feel like a bit of celebration." "Have it your way." said Hermione irritably.

"Ink blot!" "I swear I knew one." said the old wizard sleepily. (The fat lady had gone to see a painter, to see if he could make her lose some weight.) The portrait door swung forward to reveal crowded Gryffindor common room. Harry gazed around the room before stepping in, there - siting in a chair - was the very person he needed to see.

"Luna!" he called, as he pushed his way to the side. "Luna!" he said again. "Hello Harry!" she said and looked up, her dreamy gaze was set. "What do you want?" "I need to ask you something," He said, as he pulled up a chair up. "You know that time when we first met? You know how you had a copy of the quibbler? Well, you know that if you turned it upside down, there would be a spell telling how to turn your enemy's ears into kumquats? Well, you see, I don't take ancient runes, so I need to ask you, what was that spell?"

"Well," said Luna, "the point, is to know ancient runes, the spell is simply a reward. So I can't tell you." "I know I know," Harry said. "But I just need this one spell! Please? Just this once?" "Oh alright," said Luna. But I'm only saying it once, it give's you a better chance of not hearing it: it's a swish and flick spell, the enchantment's 'Sirnisio'." Harry opened his mouth to say 'thank you' but Luna beat him.

"Your welcome." said Luna coolly. Harry turned to go, but a thought had just appeared in his brain, and was fiercely tugging on it. "Luna," he called, turning back. "What is it?" Harry hoped his voice was offhand. "Why are you in Gryffindor?" For the first time in who knows how long, Luna looked worried. She bent her head closer to Harry's. "It's Neville," She whispered. "I'm helping him on his homework. Now go, before somebody notices."


The Next Day
TND

"Ron!" Shouted Harry, as he sped towards Gryffindor common room. "Ron! I've got the spell!" "You've got the spell already?" Ron asked, as they started to head off towards the grate hall. "Yep!" said Harry confidently. "Got it last night!" "Excellent!" said Ron, as they entered the Great hall.

"Now, all we need to do, is make sure that we can put the spell on Malfoy, while Crabbe and Goyle aren't looking."

"Wait," said Ron, the triumphant expression starting to slide steadily off his face. "How in the world, are we supposed to get him, when he's alone? He's never in a corridor alone!" Harry stopped, he had never thought of this before. "Wait," he said, "I've got a new plan."

"And what's that?" said Ron eagerly. "Well," Harry explained. "It'll only work one way," "and what's that?" said Ron in an impatient tone. he began slowly. "All we need is that one girl, oh what's her name . . ." Harry racked his brain until - "that's it! Alexandria Blossamer!"

"Alexandria who?" "Oh never mind, its this girl I met on the Hogwarts express, her name's Alexandria Blossamer . . ." "And what about her?" said Ron, his voice becoming steadily more and more impatient.

"Well," said Harry, "I was just thinking, maybe we could get her, to bump into Malfoy, or something like that . . . On his way down a corridor or something, then, most likely, he'll turn to look at her when she's walking past! And right when he turn's to look at her – say good-bye to your normal ears for the week Malfoy, because they aren't coming back for quite a while."

"Um, Harry," said Ron, I see a tiny flaw in your plan," "And what's that?" "Well," replied Ron. "How in the world is he even going to give her a second look? I mean, she have'd to be the worlds most gorgeous girl to get him to look at her, you know how stuck up he is,"

"I know how stuck up he is. That's' why were doing the prank isn't it? I wouldn't be doing this if he acted like a normal human being. Anyway, Back to Alexandria, don't worry she's alright. it's not like I'd wan't to go out with her or anything, but don't worry, she's ." "Alright, so she's hot eh? Well then, let's just pretend that she doesn't say 'Yes', then what do we do?" Harry shrugged his shoulders. "Hey, it was only a suggestion."

"Well," said Hermione, when they were all seated at the Gryffindor table. "Personally, I don't approve much of your plan. I mean, you corner him, you put the spell on him, he runs off to the hospital, and that's the end. Correct?" "Hermione," sighed Harry. "You don't seriously think that were going to be doing this in privet do you?" "Alright! Alright, so you won't be doing it in privet. Still! What are the chances of that Blossamer girl to say yes anyway? Harry, just drop it. She's not going to say 'Yes' to a stupid prank in which she's barely involved in!" "Hermione, we've already talked about that." "No we haven't –" "Ron and I, have."

(Right after breakfast, Harry and Ron and Hermione, walking up to Slytherin table.)

Authors small note: Harry has told Hermione that he thinks Malfoy will look at her because she's pretty, etc.

"Oh C'mon Harry, she's not that pretty!" snarled Hermione, who seemed determined to find a problem. "You're asking her Harry." said Ron, as they approached the Slytherin table. "Right." Harry replied.

(Slytherin table)

"Hello, I was wondering, eh, wondering whether you would be interested in a prank we're doing, there's just one problem, it's one a Slytherin."

Alexandria glared at him suspiciously. "Which Slytherin?" "Eh. . . ." Harry bent forward and whispered something into her ear. She immediately pulled back. "Malfoy?" she said sharply. "Well, yes actually." said Harry. "Now, all we need you to do, is bump into him at a certain point, now, if all goes well, he should look to see who's bumped him, -""So why do I have to?" "And when he does - we put the spell on him."

Harry handed her a piece of a paper with the spell on it written on it. "I've just been thinking of something, it just seems like turning his ears into kumquats isn't really worth the planning, so, I was just thinking of something else, alright, here it is:

"when I put the spell on him, he will undoubtedly turn back to me, and when he does, I want you," he nodded at Alexandria. "To shoot him with this spell." he handed her another piece of paper. Harry saw a strange and almost evil look quickly flit across her face.

"When, where, and I desperately hope that he's washed his hair when I shoot him with the second spell. What time?" "Well," Harry replied. "I was thinking sometime before lunch." "Five house points from Gryffindor Mr. Potter," said Snape lazily. "I thought I told you not to doze off." Harry looked up angrily at Snape, but he had already returned back to the third year essay papers he was looking at.

It was nine o'clock at night, and Harry was in Professor Snape's office, doing a very tedious detention. (Three roles of parchment on befuddlement draughts.) Harry looked up again, his mind couldn't help going back to the prank they had played that day. it had been so fun to see Malfoy running around howling.

Everything had gone almost swimmingly. That is until Professor Snape came along. Harry's mind was slowly slipping away from his essay, and back to the Prank . . .

Harry saw Alexandria wink slyly before she started off at a steady jog, aiming her course directly for one thing: Malfoy. Harry remembered Alexandria's hand hover to her wand for a moment.

"Owe!" Harry heard him say under his breath. Harry mouth formed an evil grin as Malfoy turned around to face Alexandria.

"SIRNISIO!" Harry shouted, not daring to wait to long. It happened. Malfoy gave a howl of pain, his hands over his ears. Malfoy turned around in confusion, and saw Harry. His expression turned from confusion to black anger. His hand immediately darted towards his wand. But Alexandria got to her wand first.

"COLORO!" She shouted, it happened in one split second: Malfoy let out another cry. His hair, formerly blond, was now flashing at least five different colors: green, pink, purple, blue, orange, green, pink, purple, blue, orange. Harry let out a cry of laughter. Maybe this had been what had attracted Snape, Harry didn't know. All that he did know was that one moment he was laughing, and the next, he was being dragged off to Snape's office.

Alexandria seemed to have gone somewhere else, because Harry definitely didn't see her anywhere. In fact, the only thing in the hall, other then a large crowd of laughing students, was a medium sized brown - black cat, lurking in a side-corner.

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So, how'd ya like it? Don't bother reading the second chapter; I accidently uploaded the same bit twice.

P.S Harry will not fall in love with Alexandria in the future chapters. (I don't make my books that Clinche.) And secondly, I would like to ask you to not read the other chapter until I've got them straightened out; the fanfiction people took them and crumpled them up into a little ball. and I spelled a ton of things wrong on accident. and, Alexandria's personality isn't as great in my opinion. (No need to say anything JadedRoses.)

P.S.S Alexandria only gets a minute crush on Harry. (Who wouldn't?) Nothing more.