We walked into the school hand and hand, Trowa and me.  Everyone stared at us, whispering things like; "They're together?"  "Aww, that's so sweet." and "Oh, what a cute couple."  Trowa kissed me lightly on the cheek, and I turned an adorable shade of pink and giggled.

Then I woke up this morning from the best dream of my life, and I had a boner the size of…oh right the rating is Pg-13, can't say that here. Damn.

The reality went more like this; I woke up late, I had to stop being horny before I got to school which took up a big piece of my time, then I was on my way to school when I had to run back home and retrieve my backpack and my left shoe.

I raced to school, left shoe and all.  You'd think that Trowa would be especially protective, but he wasn't, not at all.  I wonder if he's afraid of my bitchiness?  Anyways, I was supposed to meet him in front of school before the bell…..heh…well that didn't quite happen since I was um……thirty minutes late.

"Shit! Shit! Shit!  I'm late! I'm late!" I shouted as I ran into the building, tripping over the door frame and everything else.

"And you sound like the white rabbit!  Quatre what have I told you about staying up watching those dirty Disney movies?" a voice called out from somewhere.

I spun around. "Who's there?" I called out.

The voice laughed and shook its braided head.

I gave a heavy sigh.

"Oh, Duo, it's just you."

"Just me!??  What do you mean by, it's just me?  Geez, some nerve, Trowa was worried about you not showing up, so I said I'd wait for you in exchange for last night's history and chemistry homework." He said, apparently offended.

"You traded guard duty for homework?" I asked.

Duo nodded. 

"I thought it was a fair deal.  Now come on! Let's get to class before a teacher, or worse, the principal, finds us." he said, dragging me along while chattering on and on about nothing.  Man, how does Heero put up with this?

We snuck around dodging hall monitors and teachers here and there.  We were right outside our first period class, everything was gonna be fine.  We carefully approached the door.

"Ahem…"

Duo elbowed me in the ribs.

"Ow! What the hell was that for?" I whined.

"I told you to keep your mouth shut." he whispered harshly.

"I did!  It was you who cleared your throat!" I told him angrily.

"Was not! It was you!  Jesus, don't you know when you clear your own throat!?"

I shoved him.

"I do to know when I clear my own throat, and it wasn't me who did it, it was you!"

"Do the words 'was not' hold no meaning to you?  I'm telling you it was you, and I'm sexier so I over rule you."

"What the hell?  I'm smarter, so I over rule you.  And I say you did it!"

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"Not!"

"Too!"

Someone's hand grabbed my ear, and Duo's.

"Owie!  Leggo of my frickin' ear Duo!"

"Not until you let go of mine!"

"I'm not holding your ear Duo!"

"Yes you are!"

"No I'm not!"

"Yes you are!"

"No I'm not!"

"OH FOR GOD'S SAKE IT WAS ME YOU IDIOTS!!" a voice roared.

"Meep…"

If you haven't noticed by now, in this world, the universe's main purpose is to screw me over.  Of all the damned luck, we had to get caught, red handed, by our school principle, only a foot from the door no less.

"Er…hi Mr. Elners….my you look…uh….teacherish today." Duo said, giving his best, nervous, charming smile.

"Great compliment…..." I snarled quietly.

"Shut up! At least I said something."

"Teacherish? It's not even a word!"

"So what?"

Our ears got a sharp twist.

All together now…. "OWWW!!"

"That's enough from both of you!  Honestly, I expected such stupidity from Maxwell, but from you Mr. Winner?  To my office now!" Mr. Elners ordered.

"Like we get a choice." Duo muttered, receiving another sharp twist.

"Oww!  You enjoy doing that don't you!?" he snapped, again getting another twist.

"I think that's a yes."

~At Lunch~

Duo and I sulked into the lunch room with pink detention slips.  Duo's was taped to his forehead.  Trowa and Heero sat at our normal table waiting for us.

Heero snorted into his milk as Duo came closer.

"Nice head gear…"

Dou glared.

"Bite me." he snapped.

I decided to look at Trowa and try hard to ignore Duo's moaning as Heero bit him.

"So Quatre-" Trowa started to say as Duo let out a louder moan

I slammed my fist on the table.

"HAVE SEX LATER!" I shouted, turning back to Trowa.

Trowa was slightly shocked….I think…hard to tell with this one.

"Your bitchiness scares me." He said quietly.

"Oh hey I was right! I can be scary in a bitchy, feminist way…comforting."

I grinned.

"You were saying Trowa?"

"What are the pink slips for?"

I sighed.

"Ask master of stealth over there." I said flatly, pointing to Duo.

"Hey! It was your fault not mine!"

I rolled my eyes.

"It was completely your fault." I told him firmly.

"Was not!"

"Was too!"

This continued on for a while until Trowa and Heero both kissed us to get us quiet.  The fact that it was in front of the whole cafeteria was not the point.

"Now, what did the two of you do?"  Heero asked slowly.

All together again…

"We got detention for a week." Duo and I said in unison.

Duo poked his 'green beans', annoyed.

"Man, this shits, after school detention all this week.  I'm gonna miss my hair appointment!"

*weird stares all around*

Duo noticed our stares and became defensive.

"What!?  It takes special care to keep my hair this good." he said, turning pink and scuffing his foot across the floor.

*Classic pause*

The three of us burst out laughing.

Well, after we all started laughing, Duo got pissed and through a huge fit which resulted in Heero comforting Duo who had locked himself in a bathroom stall…in the girl's bathroom.

~Outside the Girl's Bathroom, Against a Wall~

"It's been over an hour, how long can he take." Trowa murmured quietly.

I laughed.

"Duo's quite sensitive about his hair." I told him.

"Say Quatre…"

"Yeeessss…."

"What if I told you I could get you out of detention on Friday?" Trowa said with a, yes folks it's true, an actual human smile.  As in, you can really tell!!

I shot him an odd look, then grinned evilly.

"Go on…"

TBC

~*Author's Notes*~

Heh, another chapter come and gone.  Before you know it, the story will be over, but not anytime soon.  Inspiration hits me at a very slow pace. Sorry. ^__^;;  Anywho, I promise there is a thicker plot to this thing…I just need to get to it.  Heehee…food now….ja ne!

-BlackStar