Stupidity at its Grandest
Author: ME!!!!!!! funnybunny7
Rating: PG-PG-13 l8ter on
Summary: Summer finally admits her love for Seth, but will Anna beat her to him? Post- The Homecoming, R&R, pleazzz.
Disclaimer: I don't own Seth, boo, or his show the OC at all.
Enjoy!!! _________________________________
It was Friday, and the bell of freedom was about to ring.
Seth walked to his locker, only for it to be shut by Anna.
"Seth, what are you going to wear tomorrow night? Should we go out to eat? It's up to you."
Seth froze.
"Uh, um.tomorrow night? Wow, um that's not today or next week, that's tomorrow? OK."
Anna groaned.
"Aww, Seth you haven't made other plans, have you? I've already bought tickets."
Seth put on another fakey smile.
"No, no, no."
Anna squealed.
"Yes! See you then!"
She then went skipping down the hall. _________________________________
Seth ran out of the school to find Summer.
He knew he could take Summer being sad, besides the fact she could beat him up, but Anna never was sad.
He would just have to tell Summer the Ramones concert was off.
He got his chance when Summer ran up behind him giggling.
"Hiya Seth, I just bought the new Ramones ( okay we are pretending the Ramones are alive and kicking) CD. Wanna listen?"
Seth smiled nervously.
"Look Summer, I don't think I can go-"
"WHAT?!"
Summer burst into fake dry sobs.
"Gosh, you jerk, do you know how hard it is to find a friend at this school? I mean, Marissa is all tied up with Ryan all the time, and I.I just. really need a boyfriend right now!"
She barricaded herself in Seth's chest.
Seth, whose face was screwed up in horror, patted her nervously on the head.
"Um, it's alright Summer." He said loudly above her sobs. People were starting to stare.
"Look, um, Summer you didn't let me finish my sentence. I was going to say that I can't go to FYE (F.Y.I- FYE is a music store) anymore.because, well, I was going to buy the new Ramones CD, but now that you have it I can just borrow it from you." He lied through clenched teeth.
Summer's reaction faltered.
"Don't ever scare me like that again!!!"
She punched him angrily in the shoulder.
He winced.
"Ok I deserved that."
Summer rolled her eyes and walked away, yelling
"I BETTER see you Saturday night." _________________________________
The next morning, Seth got about 5 phone calls from each girl.
Still in his pajamas, he reluctantly answered them.
"Hello?" He muttered.
"Seth!" Yelled a voice in his ear.
Seth pushed the phone away from his ear.
"Seth, its noon, why aren't you up? Its 3 hours before I'm picking you up!"
Seth thrust the phone to his ear.
"Summer?"
"Yea Einstein, its me!"
"Um, you're calling me why?"
"Seth, I'm picking you up in three hours, and I knew you weren't awake."
Beep Beep
Seth looked down at his phone.
Anna was on the other line. "Hey buddy, ready to go?"
"What??? Um, hold on."
He went over to Summer.
"Summer, look I-"
"Seth, I'll pick you up at three o clock on the dot. Now, I have to go, my facial's ready."
Click, Summer hung up.
He switched back to Anna.
"Hey Anna, tell you what, I'll meet you at the show at three thirty."
Anna's voice quavered suspiciously.
"Okay.why?"
"Why? Why you ask? You ask why? Well, that's a good question. One that will be answered.not now."
Anna sighed. "Fine, three thirty Seth."
They hung up. _________________________________
Seth threw on his shoes just in time for Summer to arrive at his door.
He opened the door.
"Hi Summer." His toothbrush still hanging from his mouth as he tied his shoes.
Summer threw him a disgusted, yet sweet, look.
"Okay, so here's the plan we'll go to The Pavilion for lunner (lunch + dinner = lunner) and then-"
Seth spit his toothbrush out on the ground, narrowly missing Summer's Versace heels.
"Lunner?! We cant go to lunner! We'll miss the concert!" He knew he had to meet Anna there at 3:30, and lunner would not be a good thing.
Summer clicked her tongue and flipped her hair.
"So? Who cares? There is a thing called Fashionably Late, Seth."
Seth closed his eyes, thinking for something to say.
"Well, Summer, we could just eat at the concert."
"Ew Ew Ew, Cohen! I am watching my carbs! Do you know how much grease is on those nachos and hot dogs?"
Seth sighed. "I'll take you out afterwards."
Summer looked at him thoughtfully.
"Whatever."
And they left. _________________________________
Summer and Seth walked in just as the concert started.
Summer handed the security guard her and Seth's ticket and they rolled through the gate.
Seth glanced down the coliseum. He saw a huge sign of Leonardo da Vinci hanging overhead. Anna.
There she was, sitting there, waiting for him. He had to act fast.
"Hey Summer, I have to urinate very quickly, will you excuse me?"
Summer rolled her eyes.
"Ew, hurry up, the concert is starting."
She pushed open the door and walked into 30,000 screaming fans. _________________________________
Seth beelined towards the art gallery, appearing in front of Anna within 15 seconds.
Anna stood up, grinning.
"Hi Seth! What took you so long?"
Seth, still gasping for breath, just nodded.
Anna shrugged. "Whatever, come on, the galleries opening."
They walked in. Anna smiled, gazing at the Mona Lisa.
"Wow, Seth, do you realize that none of da Vinci's paintings were ever really done? See, look, her eyebrows are missing."
She laughed and looked up at Seth.
Seth smiled, and his arm slowly moved across Anna's shoulder.
Anna looked up surprised.
"What's the occasion?"
"Uh, does there have to be one?"
Anna shrugged slightly. "I guess not." They silently continued walking.
In the awkward silence, Seth could hear screaming.
"Do you hear that?"
Anna groaned. "Yea, its that stupid Ramones concert in the next auditorium. Gosh, whoever listens to them are freaky."
Seth's eyes bulged out of his head, and he froze.
His eyes crept down to his wrist, where his watch read 4:15.
He unwrenched his arm from Anna's shoulder.
"Sorry, be right back, I'll explain later."
And he ran out. _________________________________
Meanwhile, Summer was left sitting next to a drunken fat man, who was watching her interestingly.
"Hey babe," He said, smiling a yellow toothed grin, "Wanna jump in the back of my pick up?"
She threw her hands up about to gag.
"EW! EW! EW!"
And she ran out. _________________________________
Seth slid on some nacho cheese, falling right into Summer.
"Where were you?!" She yelled furiously.
He tried to look innocent.
"I was emptying my bladder Summer."
She glared at him, shaking with anger.
"The bathroom is THAT way Cohen!" She pointed down the other side of the dome. "You came from the other direction."
He winced. "Oh, well, how do you know?"
Summer looked hurt. "Because, I've practically been scoping the stalls for you! Until this ugly hag chased me out of the boy's bathroom with a broom!"
Seth felt really bad. The puppy dog face just wouldn't work. "I'm sorry Summer, I truly am."
She sighed. "Fine, just don't let it happen again." ___________________________________________
After they were seated, or rather standing, Seth and Summer were having a blast.
The speakers were practically screaming out the lyrics.
Before they knew it, it was intermission.
A geeky bald man walked up to the microphone.
"Um, excuse me, the band would like to take a drug-oops, I mean water break. And might I remind you, that our concession stands are open at all times. Oh, also that we have special edition Ramones programs on sale, just outside in the lobby."
Seth looked at Summer fanning himself.
"I'm going to get something to drink. Do you want anything?"
Summer's voice turned cold. "Ew, watered-down cola? Gross!"
She turned back to her sweet tone. "But I would like a program."
He smiled and jumped up, hoping Anna was still waiting for him. _________________________________
Seth sprinted up the lobby, his Converse sneakers squeaking on the marble floor.
He ran into the gallery, hitting an old lady with a mustache.
Then he beelined past the Adam sculpture, knocking it over. The security guard grunted, and Seth ran in the next room.
There he ran into Anna.
Anna's eyes were full of hurt.
"Seth, where were you? Why did you take so long?" She asked quietly.
"Look Anna, I'm-"
"No, you know what Seth, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I spent all that time and effort to get those tickets. I'm sorry that this was just a date out of pity. What, did someone pay you to go out with me? Gosh, I thought you were better."
She brushed past him, and started out the gallery.
Seth sighed. "No Anna wait!" He chased her all the way to the front of the lobby.
Anna bumped into Summer, who was walking away from the concession stand.
"You!"
"You!"
"Seth!" They said at the same time.
Seth gasped, in awe and in fear.
Summer's eyes were blazing for an explanation, while Anna's were drenched in tears.
Anna shook in sobs before walking out of the lobby and into the valet parking area.
Summer just glared before doing the same.
Seth yelled after her.
"So, um, I guess that means no lunner then?"
Summer through her nachos, drenched in liquid cheese at him. It landed straight on his face.
"Alrighty then." He replied licking some cheese of his lips. _________________________________
~*Author's Note*~ Okay, that sucked but, hey! At least that's another chapter up right?"~funnybunny7
Author: ME!!!!!!! funnybunny7
Rating: PG-PG-13 l8ter on
Summary: Summer finally admits her love for Seth, but will Anna beat her to him? Post- The Homecoming, R&R, pleazzz.
Disclaimer: I don't own Seth, boo, or his show the OC at all.
Enjoy!!! _________________________________
It was Friday, and the bell of freedom was about to ring.
Seth walked to his locker, only for it to be shut by Anna.
"Seth, what are you going to wear tomorrow night? Should we go out to eat? It's up to you."
Seth froze.
"Uh, um.tomorrow night? Wow, um that's not today or next week, that's tomorrow? OK."
Anna groaned.
"Aww, Seth you haven't made other plans, have you? I've already bought tickets."
Seth put on another fakey smile.
"No, no, no."
Anna squealed.
"Yes! See you then!"
She then went skipping down the hall. _________________________________
Seth ran out of the school to find Summer.
He knew he could take Summer being sad, besides the fact she could beat him up, but Anna never was sad.
He would just have to tell Summer the Ramones concert was off.
He got his chance when Summer ran up behind him giggling.
"Hiya Seth, I just bought the new Ramones ( okay we are pretending the Ramones are alive and kicking) CD. Wanna listen?"
Seth smiled nervously.
"Look Summer, I don't think I can go-"
"WHAT?!"
Summer burst into fake dry sobs.
"Gosh, you jerk, do you know how hard it is to find a friend at this school? I mean, Marissa is all tied up with Ryan all the time, and I.I just. really need a boyfriend right now!"
She barricaded herself in Seth's chest.
Seth, whose face was screwed up in horror, patted her nervously on the head.
"Um, it's alright Summer." He said loudly above her sobs. People were starting to stare.
"Look, um, Summer you didn't let me finish my sentence. I was going to say that I can't go to FYE (F.Y.I- FYE is a music store) anymore.because, well, I was going to buy the new Ramones CD, but now that you have it I can just borrow it from you." He lied through clenched teeth.
Summer's reaction faltered.
"Don't ever scare me like that again!!!"
She punched him angrily in the shoulder.
He winced.
"Ok I deserved that."
Summer rolled her eyes and walked away, yelling
"I BETTER see you Saturday night." _________________________________
The next morning, Seth got about 5 phone calls from each girl.
Still in his pajamas, he reluctantly answered them.
"Hello?" He muttered.
"Seth!" Yelled a voice in his ear.
Seth pushed the phone away from his ear.
"Seth, its noon, why aren't you up? Its 3 hours before I'm picking you up!"
Seth thrust the phone to his ear.
"Summer?"
"Yea Einstein, its me!"
"Um, you're calling me why?"
"Seth, I'm picking you up in three hours, and I knew you weren't awake."
Beep Beep
Seth looked down at his phone.
Anna was on the other line. "Hey buddy, ready to go?"
"What??? Um, hold on."
He went over to Summer.
"Summer, look I-"
"Seth, I'll pick you up at three o clock on the dot. Now, I have to go, my facial's ready."
Click, Summer hung up.
He switched back to Anna.
"Hey Anna, tell you what, I'll meet you at the show at three thirty."
Anna's voice quavered suspiciously.
"Okay.why?"
"Why? Why you ask? You ask why? Well, that's a good question. One that will be answered.not now."
Anna sighed. "Fine, three thirty Seth."
They hung up. _________________________________
Seth threw on his shoes just in time for Summer to arrive at his door.
He opened the door.
"Hi Summer." His toothbrush still hanging from his mouth as he tied his shoes.
Summer threw him a disgusted, yet sweet, look.
"Okay, so here's the plan we'll go to The Pavilion for lunner (lunch + dinner = lunner) and then-"
Seth spit his toothbrush out on the ground, narrowly missing Summer's Versace heels.
"Lunner?! We cant go to lunner! We'll miss the concert!" He knew he had to meet Anna there at 3:30, and lunner would not be a good thing.
Summer clicked her tongue and flipped her hair.
"So? Who cares? There is a thing called Fashionably Late, Seth."
Seth closed his eyes, thinking for something to say.
"Well, Summer, we could just eat at the concert."
"Ew Ew Ew, Cohen! I am watching my carbs! Do you know how much grease is on those nachos and hot dogs?"
Seth sighed. "I'll take you out afterwards."
Summer looked at him thoughtfully.
"Whatever."
And they left. _________________________________
Summer and Seth walked in just as the concert started.
Summer handed the security guard her and Seth's ticket and they rolled through the gate.
Seth glanced down the coliseum. He saw a huge sign of Leonardo da Vinci hanging overhead. Anna.
There she was, sitting there, waiting for him. He had to act fast.
"Hey Summer, I have to urinate very quickly, will you excuse me?"
Summer rolled her eyes.
"Ew, hurry up, the concert is starting."
She pushed open the door and walked into 30,000 screaming fans. _________________________________
Seth beelined towards the art gallery, appearing in front of Anna within 15 seconds.
Anna stood up, grinning.
"Hi Seth! What took you so long?"
Seth, still gasping for breath, just nodded.
Anna shrugged. "Whatever, come on, the galleries opening."
They walked in. Anna smiled, gazing at the Mona Lisa.
"Wow, Seth, do you realize that none of da Vinci's paintings were ever really done? See, look, her eyebrows are missing."
She laughed and looked up at Seth.
Seth smiled, and his arm slowly moved across Anna's shoulder.
Anna looked up surprised.
"What's the occasion?"
"Uh, does there have to be one?"
Anna shrugged slightly. "I guess not." They silently continued walking.
In the awkward silence, Seth could hear screaming.
"Do you hear that?"
Anna groaned. "Yea, its that stupid Ramones concert in the next auditorium. Gosh, whoever listens to them are freaky."
Seth's eyes bulged out of his head, and he froze.
His eyes crept down to his wrist, where his watch read 4:15.
He unwrenched his arm from Anna's shoulder.
"Sorry, be right back, I'll explain later."
And he ran out. _________________________________
Meanwhile, Summer was left sitting next to a drunken fat man, who was watching her interestingly.
"Hey babe," He said, smiling a yellow toothed grin, "Wanna jump in the back of my pick up?"
She threw her hands up about to gag.
"EW! EW! EW!"
And she ran out. _________________________________
Seth slid on some nacho cheese, falling right into Summer.
"Where were you?!" She yelled furiously.
He tried to look innocent.
"I was emptying my bladder Summer."
She glared at him, shaking with anger.
"The bathroom is THAT way Cohen!" She pointed down the other side of the dome. "You came from the other direction."
He winced. "Oh, well, how do you know?"
Summer looked hurt. "Because, I've practically been scoping the stalls for you! Until this ugly hag chased me out of the boy's bathroom with a broom!"
Seth felt really bad. The puppy dog face just wouldn't work. "I'm sorry Summer, I truly am."
She sighed. "Fine, just don't let it happen again." ___________________________________________
After they were seated, or rather standing, Seth and Summer were having a blast.
The speakers were practically screaming out the lyrics.
Before they knew it, it was intermission.
A geeky bald man walked up to the microphone.
"Um, excuse me, the band would like to take a drug-oops, I mean water break. And might I remind you, that our concession stands are open at all times. Oh, also that we have special edition Ramones programs on sale, just outside in the lobby."
Seth looked at Summer fanning himself.
"I'm going to get something to drink. Do you want anything?"
Summer's voice turned cold. "Ew, watered-down cola? Gross!"
She turned back to her sweet tone. "But I would like a program."
He smiled and jumped up, hoping Anna was still waiting for him. _________________________________
Seth sprinted up the lobby, his Converse sneakers squeaking on the marble floor.
He ran into the gallery, hitting an old lady with a mustache.
Then he beelined past the Adam sculpture, knocking it over. The security guard grunted, and Seth ran in the next room.
There he ran into Anna.
Anna's eyes were full of hurt.
"Seth, where were you? Why did you take so long?" She asked quietly.
"Look Anna, I'm-"
"No, you know what Seth, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I spent all that time and effort to get those tickets. I'm sorry that this was just a date out of pity. What, did someone pay you to go out with me? Gosh, I thought you were better."
She brushed past him, and started out the gallery.
Seth sighed. "No Anna wait!" He chased her all the way to the front of the lobby.
Anna bumped into Summer, who was walking away from the concession stand.
"You!"
"You!"
"Seth!" They said at the same time.
Seth gasped, in awe and in fear.
Summer's eyes were blazing for an explanation, while Anna's were drenched in tears.
Anna shook in sobs before walking out of the lobby and into the valet parking area.
Summer just glared before doing the same.
Seth yelled after her.
"So, um, I guess that means no lunner then?"
Summer through her nachos, drenched in liquid cheese at him. It landed straight on his face.
"Alrighty then." He replied licking some cheese of his lips. _________________________________
~*Author's Note*~ Okay, that sucked but, hey! At least that's another chapter up right?"~funnybunny7
