Stupidity at its Grandest

Author: ME!!!!!!! funnybunny7

Rating: PG-PG-13 l8ter on

Summary: Summer finally admits her love for Seth, but will Anna beat her to him? Post- The Homecoming, R&R, pleazzz.

Disclaimer: I don't own Seth, boo, or his show the OC at all. Or anything else in my story.

Author's Note: Sorry for not writing for a long time but you know, holiday rush!

Enjoy!!!

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"And then, he like, just left, AGAIN!" Summer complained to Marissa. It was Sunday, approximately 24 hours after Seth had ruined her weekend. They were at Marissa's house, pigging out on Goldfish and watching Oprah.

Marissa glanced at her. "Have you talked to him about it?"

Summer choked on a Goldfish. "WHAT? Coop, are you tying to kill me?! Hell no! Why on earth would I talk to him? He cheated, on ME, Summer Roberts, for an ugly fake highlighted ho!"

Marissa chuckled. "Well, Summer, maybe he had reason to do it. I mean, what if they were just going as friends?"

"Coop that is so not even remotely what happened. I could sense her bony, unpolished finger rubbing all over him! Just friends, HA!!!" She stuffed a handful of Goldfish in her mouth and listened to Oprah talk about liposuction.

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"Here honey, I've brought you some green tea."

Anna sniffled. "Thanks mom." She mumbled.

Anna and her mother sat quietly at the family's breakfast table.

Anna grabbed another tissue.

"Honey, tell me ONE MORE TIME what happened. This time slower, and more detailed."

Anna sighed. "Okay, it all started when I asked Seth to the Leonardo da Vinci Moving Art Gallery."

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Seth paced around the pool house, Ryan getting dizzy from watching him.

"Seth, man, what are you doing?"

Seth swerved around to face him.

"Waiting"

"Waiting for what?"

"My apologize"

"Your what?!"

"My apologize, you see any moment I suspect one of either girls will call here, apologizing."

"Seth what makes you think that? You cheated on THEM, remember?"

"Well, they shouldn't have asked me!"

"Seth that is the lamest excuse ever! YOU blew it! And now, you have to clean up your own mess. Now call them."

"Wh-what! Ryan, are you crazy? No!"

"Now."

"I'm not calling them."

"NOW."

"Oh, gosh, UGH! All right, I'll call them IF it makes you happy!"

He picked up the cordless and dialed Summer's number. It rang three times before someone picked up.

"Hello Robert's residence." Said a gruff, manly boy.

"Hi, um, this is Seth Cohen, is Summer there?"

"Uh, no. She's over at that Cooper girl's house."

Seth chuckled and put his hand over the receiver.

"She is not in at the moment, at Marissa's." He then talked into the phone. "Thank you very much sir." And hung up.

Ryan smiled. "Well, it just so happens that I have Marissa's number."

Seth's face fell. "Aw, Ryan, come on!"

Ryan shook his head. "555-7831."

Seth threw one disgusted glance at Ryan while dialing her number. Marissa answered.

"Hello, Cooper residence, Marissa speaking."

"Hey Marissa, is, um, Summer over there?"

"Oh, hi Seth, well, yeah, hold on." She put her hand over the receiver and looked over at Summer.

"Summer, it's for you. It's you-know-who."

Summer dropped the magazine she was reading.

"Who-WHAT? Come on Coop; don't mess with me like that."

"I'm not, I'm dead serious. He wants to talk to you." She talked into the phone once more. "Hey Seth, here she is."

She threw the phone over to Summer, who pushed it away and mouthed "No." Marissa nodded and gave her a NOW face. Summer reluctantly picked up the phone.

"Hello?" She said in a bored tone.

"Hey Summer, its Seth."

"What do you want? Because I don't want to talk to you."

"Summer, honey, I understand tha-"

"Did you just call me honey? Never, EVER, call me that again." She said, sounding possessively mad. "K?" Her voice turned perky.

"Um, yea, okay. Look Summer, I'm really sorry about, you know, yesterday. I just didn't want to miss out on two great girls that I love. If you never talk to me again, I'll understand."

Silence.

"Well, Seth, just for the record, that was actually kinda sexy. Well, for YOU, anyway. And secondly, I will never talk to you in public, but then again, did I ever? Oh well, your forgiven."

Seth was so giddy, he was literally jumping for joy.

"Yes! Look, Summer, thank you so much, and you know what? I want to make it up to you. How 'bout next Friday we go see a movie and maybe dinner? My treat."

Summer thought for a moment. "Will we be alone?"

Seth grimaced. "Well, not so much."

"SETH!"

"Well, I thought you and me and Anna could you know, get together. Like, a friend gathering or something."

"Well, I'll think about it. But if I hear one thing about comic books or Star Wars crap on that whole date, I'll rip your tongue out of your mouth."

"Ok, well, thank you Summer, bye."

"Bye."

Seth hung up. "Yes, score!!!" He punched the air.

Ryan, however, had a glazed look. "Seth, I don't think having Summer AND Anna on a date at the same time, would be a good idea. I mean, they're like two totally different. Summer's designer; Anna's vintage. Summer's uptight, and Anna goes with the flow. Summer is selfcon-"

Seth cut him off. "Look don't worry about it everything will be fine."

He then dialed Anna's number. Summer was easy to wean, but Anna would be a little harder. She took the blow very seriously.

Anna's mom picked up.

"Hello?"

"Hello Mrs. Stern, is Anna there?"

And the conversation continued.

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The next few days were very rough for Seth. Even though both girls agreed on the date thing and had forgiven him, they still didn't let him forget about it.

Summer kept to her promise and completely ignored Seth during the entire week.

Anna, however, talked to him as much as possible.

"I just don't see what you see in her. She is so snobby."

"Well, Anna," Seth answered slowly. "You have to get to know her."

"I don't think I want to."

"Well, look, that's what this next date is for. For you two to mesh and get to know each other."

"I hope your right Seth, because if your not, it will take more than a phone call to win back my trust."

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The week came and went and finally it was Friday.

Seth bolted into his front door at approximately 4:30, because in two and a half hours, he would be picking both girls up.

He ran to his room and threw off his school clothes. Their replacements were some Hollister cargo jeans, and a neon red novelty shirt that said "Some like It Hot." He feebly tried to straighten down his hair but gave up after five minutes. He sprayed on a gallon of Ralph Lauren cologne, and suddenly, it was 6:05.

As he went downstairs, he ran into Ryan.

"So, Ryan, how do I look?"

"Well, Seth, 'Some like It Hot'? You could try to be more discrete."

"You think it makes me look gay don't you?! Oh, maybe there's time to change." He began running upstairs, but Ryan grabbed him, laughing.

"No man, look, your going to do great. Just put Anna and Summer on different rows at the movies."

Seth nodded before realizing what he said. "Okay, well, gotta go, wish me luck." He grabbed the keys to his Ferrari that he got for a Back-to-School present, and walked out the door.

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Anna lived two blocks closer than Summer, so he stopped at her house first.

She walked out her front door and waved 'bye' to her mom. She was dressed in L.E.I faded jeans, with a glittery pink shirt that had a picture of Princess Leah from Star Wars on it. On her feet, were pink sandals. She opened the front passenger seat door and got in.

"Hey you!"

"Hey Anna, wow, love your shirt."

"Yea I got it at the Annual Star Wars/Star Trek convention. Why didn't you go?"

"Oh, gosh that was last week?! I meant to-" Then he stopped remembering what Summer said. "Oh, I dunno. I was busy, or something."

Anna looked suspicious, but nodded.

A moment later they were at Summer's.

Summer walked out wearing a Gucci black lace shirt, and an Armani red velvet skirt. On her feet were stiletto heals from Lord and Taylor, and she carried a Louis Vutton purse.

As she opened the car door, she saw Anna.

"Um, what do you think your doing?" She asked her.

"What?"

"Get in the back! I have to sit up front, I get car sick."

"Um, no, sorry sister."

"Gosh, you are such a horror."

The rest of the ride was silent, that was until they got to the movies.

The original plan was to see the remake of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, a movie everybody loves, but no.

"No freakin way. Oompa Lompas scare me." Summer retorted.

She suggested they see the latest teen movie, but no.

"Those movies are so superficial. Everyone's living a big lie!" Anna argued.

They finally decided on The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King. One, because Anna and Seth loved the riveting dialogue. Another, because Summer thought Orlando Bloom was hot.

They had been seated in the movie for about twenty minutes before the first problem began.

Summer leaned over to Seth. "Seth, I'm thirsty for diet Pepsi. Come with me."

Seth glanced at her. "You had one before you came. Plus, we eat dinner in three hours."

"Seth, I'm absolutely parched! And that guy at the nacho stand keeps eyeing me."

Seth waited a minute before reluctantly getting up.

He walked to about the concession stand, before Summer shoved him into the janitor's closet.

"Hey Seth, I've been waiting to do this for a long time." She giggled, before pushing him into the door, throwing her lips at him.

He was startled and let her do her work.

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"You know what? Anna will be worried."

"Oh, yea. Your precious favorite." Summer sighed and looked away.

"N-no. Not my favorite, but I just don't think it would be fair to her."

"Oh, whatever, your lose." She opened the closet door and walked the other direction.

He walked out too. "Hey! Where are you going?"

She turned towards him. "Diet Pepsi! I'm parched, remember?"

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It was three minutes later that Seth and Summer came back into the theater, and Anna barely noticed.

He leaned over to her. "Hey Anna, I went with Summer to the concession stand."

"Yea. This is the best part! Run Frodo, run!"

Seth rolled his eyes before starting to pay attention to the movie.

About five minutes later, a fat woman with a moo-moo on came down their row.

"Excuse me, pardon me." She whispered.

But she stepped on Anna's foot.

"OW!" She yelled in a whisper.

Seth looked over. "Are you okay?"

"No Seth! I think she broke my foot!"

Seth helped her up to bring her into the lobby for a closer look at her foot.

"Summer, I am going to help Anna, okay?"

"LOSER! My honey, Legolas, is on right now!" She said, never taking her eyes off the screen.

"Okay, sure thing." He said, thinking of her rage blackouts.

He helped Anna outside.

"Are you okay, where did she step on you?"

"Right here." She said.

"Right where?"

"Right here." She repeated pointing at her lips.

She then kissed him passionately. He looked quite bewildered, but then again, didn't refuse.

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Twenty minutes later, they returned to their seats. Summer was asleep, and the movie was basically over.

"Summer, wake up."

She turned her head away, moaning "Leoglas, hi me baby. Love your arrows."

Anna burst out laughing, waking Summer up.

" Wh-What? What happened?" She said groggily.

Anna was still in fits of laughter.

Seth smiled nervously.

"Maybe we should just go to dinner."

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A line of people waited outside the Crab Shack.

Seth took both Summer and Anna's hands and walked to the front of it.

"Cohen, Seth please?" He said in a manly voice.

"Right this way sir." Said the waiter.

They sat down at a table on the deck, looking out over the water of the Pacific.

Anna beamed. "Wow, Seth this is beautiful. Like a painting, you know?"

Summer rolled her eyes. "Ew Ew Ew! This place reeks of fish. Even my perfume doesn't cover it up."

Anna glared at her. "This is one of the world's most beautiful creations, and all you care about is the way it smells!"

Summer glared back. "I wasn't talking about the ocean. I was talking about you!"

Anna gasp.

Seth smiled nervously. "Well, well, maybe we should just order."

"Fine." Said Anna.

"Fine." Said Summer.

The both put up their menus.

The waiter came by, smiling at Anna.

"Hello, Miss. May I take your order?"

"Oh, yes I'll have the Crab Cake Soufflé with tartar sauce on the side-"

"What?! That's what I was going to order!" Summer yelled.

"So?!" Yelled Anna.

"So, you can't order the same thing as me, loser!"

Anna threw down her napkin.

"That's it! I don't have to take this. I'm leaving." She looked at Seth, and smiled. "Thank you for a wonderful evening." And walked away.

Summer glared at her. "No way, I was about to leave in like two seconds, and now everyone will think I'm just copying you!"

Anna blew up. "WELL, HERE'S A BRIGHT IDEA SUMMER! LET'S LEAVE AT THE SAME TIME!"

"FINE!" Summer yelled.

"FINE!" Anna yelled back.

The both left.

The waiter looked, horrified, at Seth.

Seth grinned his goofy grin.

"Um, yea, check please?"

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~*Hope you like it so far! But in next chapter, a new "twist" will be thrown into the mix! R&R*~ funnybunny7