Stupidity at its Grandest
Author: ME!!!!!!! funnybunny7
Rating: PG-PG-13 l8ter on
Summary: Summer finally admits her love for Seth, but will Anna beat her to him? Post- The Homecoming, R&R, pleazzz.
Disclaimer: I don't own Seth, boo, or his show the OC at all. Or anything else in my story.
Enjoy!!!
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Seth walked back into his crib at a quarter till 11:00 P.M. He sat his keys on the counter and stiffly walked towards the kitchen. But some one was already there.
"So, how'd it go?" Ryan asked, looking up from Auto Weekly Magazine.
Seth groaned and opened the refrigerator.
"How'd your last root canal go, Ryan?" He asked grumpily, taking out the milk.
"It was that bad?" Ryan pushed.
"I don't want to talk about it." He quickly put the milk back in the frig, and walked towards the stairs.
Ryan ran after him. "Whoa, sorry bro. What happened?"
"Ryan, nothing happened. That's just why I'm upset and confused." He said sarcastically.
"Do you want to talk about it?"
Seth sighed and thought for a moment. "Sure, whatever." He then said the entire story in one breath.
"We went to the movies and saw Lord of the Rings, we were supposed to see Willy Wonka but no, then ten minutes after the movie started Summer was thirsty so we went outside and she attacked me, twenty minutes when we got back, a fat lady stepped on Anna's foot so we went outside and she attacked me, then we went to dinner, and God forbid Anna ordered the same thing as Summer, so they started yelling and walked out and made a big scene, does that answer your question?"
Ryan was speechless.
Seth put his hands in the air.
"Y-you know? I quit, I give up on Summer and Anna completely. There are other fishes in the sea right? I mean, they aren't the only girls in the solar system that would like a funny charming guy like me right? Why aren't you saying right?" Seth questioned.
Ryan blinked his eyes. "I'm sorry; you lost me when they both attacked you. Did they really?"
Seth groaned but nodded. "Yes, hard to believe, but yes. Now, IF you don't mind, I am going to bed."
Ryan shook his head before going back into the kitchen.
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It was Monday morning, and Seth woke up with a whole new confidence.
He walked downstairs and into the kitchen.
"Hello mom, beautiful woman who birthed me." He smiled and kissed his mom on the cheek.
Then he turned to his dad. "And good morning dad, whom lent me some of his chromosomes." He hugged his dad and grabbed an apple.
They both looked at him as if he were from a different planet.
"Seth, honey, are you okay? Do we need to give you the hemlic or something?" His mom asked, wide eyed.
Seth chucked. "No mom, I'm just really happy."
Ryan walked in.
"Ryan, my man, my amigo!" Seth hugged him.
Ryan rolled his eyes. "I'm assuming this new happiness is due to the whole ditching Anna/Summer thing?"
Seth nodded. "You hit it right on the head."
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It was 8:10 and in five minutes, the bell would ring to start first period. Seth smiled and waved to everyone he saw, many people he didn't even know, but he was just so darn giddy.
He took a book out of his locker and turned around. He stopped dead in his tracks.
There, about ten feet away from him, was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen, or actually he had never seen her, she must've been new.
She had strawberry blonde, almost reddish, hair that swerved half way down her back. Her skin was tan, but not too tan and she had those cute freckles that swarmed her cheeks. She was dressed in a powder blue Lycra skirt, a matching sleeveless top, and blue thong sandals. She was laughing at some girl who was talking to her.
"COHEN!!!"
"What?" He snapped out, not totally, but some out of his daze.
"Cohen, we've been trying to talk to you for two minutes."
"We've?" He looked and saw Summer and Anna looking up at him.
"Yes, Cohen, we've!" Summer yelled.
Seth looked in front of him; the dream girl was still there, now staring at him. This was his chance.
"Um, could you two excuse me?" He said to them. Then he walked towards the girl.
"COHEN WHERE ARE YOU GOING!!!" But he didn't turn around. Instead, he walked up to the now alone girl.
"Hey, my name is Seth, Seth Cohen." He put his hand out to shake.
"Well, hey Seth Cohen. I'm Angel, Angel Kennedy, I'm new here." She smiled and shook his hand. "Well, Angel is the perfect name for you." Seth said, turning on the charm factor.
"Aw, that's so sweet, thank you!" Angel grinned,
Summer and Anna watched from afar.
"Aww, that's so sweet thank you!" Anna mocked Angel. "Who does that girl think she is, hitting on OUR boyfriend?" She whispered.
"I know, and what is she wearing?! I mean, who wears pastels in October?!" Summer whispered back.
The bell rang.
"Well, I better go; I don't want to be late for Biology on my first day." Angel said.
"Oh, Biology, Mrs. Thompson, right?" Seth asked. Angel nodded. "Okay, well, I'm going there too. I'll walk you?"
"Okay, it's a date." She said beaming, linking arms with Seth.
Seth smiled. "Lovely." He said, before walking past a dumbstruck Anna and Summer.
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"Okay class, sit down, and be quiet." Mrs. Thompson clapped her hands twice.
Seth and Angel had settled down in the same biology counter.
"Today, we will be getting ready to dissect a pig's heart. So, I've paired all of you into groups of two. The first group will be Ms. Anna Stern and Summer Roberts."
Both girls looked distraughtly at Angel.
"Okay, second group, Ms. Angel Kennedy and Mr. Seth Cohen. Mr. Cohen, I expect you to be really friendly to our new student, okay?" Mrs. Thompson challenged.
Seth nodded. "Yes ma'am."
The rest of the groups were called out and everyone broke up into their groups.
Angel looked really depressed though.
"Angel, what's wrong? Am I that bad of a partner?"
Angel looked at him nervously.
"No, it's just, I am an animal activist, and doing this will be against my morals and principles."
Seth sighed but nodded. "Oh, well, in that case, we can ask Mrs. Thompson if we can do something else, I guess."
Angel smiled a very true smile. "Thank you, so much, you know, you're really sweet."
"Well, I do try." He said nervously, twirling his pliers.
"And I like you a lot, even though we just met, do you get what I'm saying?" She asked, batting her eyes.
"No." Seth said bluntly.
She giggled. "Homecoming is a week away Seth, will you, like, be my date? It says it on my Coming Events calendar they gave me. " She winked, waiting for an answer.
"Oh, wow, uh, sure! I'll be your date!" He grinned.
"Great, so, let's ask Mrs. Thompson about the project, shall we?"
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"I'm so sorry Ms. Kennedy. I had no IDEA you were an animal activist!" Mrs. Thompson put her hand to her heart the minute they told her.
"It's okay Mrs. Thompson; do you think we could do something else besides dissecting?" Angel asked with a gleam in her eye.
"Well," She thought for a moment. "Sure, you can draw out the Mitosis system on a poster board and present it to the class. It's a bit elementary, but, then again you are new!"
"Thanks Mrs. Thompson, we wont let you down. By the way, that is a gorgeous sweater. Gucci?"
"Armani actually, but thank you for noticing!" The teacher put some papers on her desk and walked away.
"Whoa, how did you do that?!" Seth asked in sheer amazement.
"Just the simple qualities of my charm." She said smiling and threw her hair back over her shoulder.
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Seth ran threw his front door, yelling.
"Woo-hoo! Mom, dad, Ryan, get in here quick!" He throws his backpack on the chair and prepares to tell them.
His mom ran in from the kitchen and his dad walked threw the front door. Ryan came out of the bathroom.
"Okay, everyone, sit sit. Trust me; you'll want to be sitting down when I tell you this." Seth chimed, rubbing his hands together.
They all sat down on the couch.
"What's up, honey, did something happen in school?" Kirsten looked concerned.
"Mom, Dad, Ryan, I got a date to homecoming! SHE ASKED ME." He yelled and then dimmed down into a whisper.
"Oh my gosh, son that's great! So, is she in the science club, maybe wears thick glasses and a kilt?" Sandy laughed.
"Dad, are you saying the only girls I will ever date will be geeks in the science club and wear kilts?" Seth replied in shock.
"You're in the science club!"
"Not the point Dad-"
"And you own a kilt."
"DAD! Just, stop it okay! The girl just happens to be new, she's gorgeous. Her name is Angel Kennedy and she is super sweet."
"Sweet, that's always a good quality, is she gay?" Sandy made one more joke.
"DAD!!! None of that, none of that. She's coming over today to work on our biology poster."
"I though you were dissecting frogs."
"Well, she's an animal activist, and so, yeah."
Kirsten got up and walked over to Seth. "Well, I think it is simply wonderful that our son now has a date. It seemed almost yesterday I was cleaning your little tushy and letting you play with Betty Talks-A-Lot!" She started to tear up and hugged Seth.
"Oh dear gosh Mom, not the Betty Talks-A-Lot!" Seth complained as Sandy took her off of him.
They both went into the kitchen.
It was just him and Ryan.
"So, Ryan Man, what do you think? You haven't said anything yet."
"Do Summer and Anna know?"
"Oh come on, Ryan, I thought we were passed this! Summer and Anna are just my friends, nothing more."
"Yes, but do they know that?"
"Well, judging by our last rendezvous, uh, yea pretty much."
"Okay, just as long as you don't get into one giant catfight."
Suddenly the doorbell rang.
Seth ran over to get it. He opened it and Summer, Anna, and Angel stood there glaring at him.
Ryan got off the couch and walked upstairs. As he went, he said "Meow."
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So, yea, it's short, but oh well! More coming soon!
Author: ME!!!!!!! funnybunny7
Rating: PG-PG-13 l8ter on
Summary: Summer finally admits her love for Seth, but will Anna beat her to him? Post- The Homecoming, R&R, pleazzz.
Disclaimer: I don't own Seth, boo, or his show the OC at all. Or anything else in my story.
Enjoy!!!
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Seth walked back into his crib at a quarter till 11:00 P.M. He sat his keys on the counter and stiffly walked towards the kitchen. But some one was already there.
"So, how'd it go?" Ryan asked, looking up from Auto Weekly Magazine.
Seth groaned and opened the refrigerator.
"How'd your last root canal go, Ryan?" He asked grumpily, taking out the milk.
"It was that bad?" Ryan pushed.
"I don't want to talk about it." He quickly put the milk back in the frig, and walked towards the stairs.
Ryan ran after him. "Whoa, sorry bro. What happened?"
"Ryan, nothing happened. That's just why I'm upset and confused." He said sarcastically.
"Do you want to talk about it?"
Seth sighed and thought for a moment. "Sure, whatever." He then said the entire story in one breath.
"We went to the movies and saw Lord of the Rings, we were supposed to see Willy Wonka but no, then ten minutes after the movie started Summer was thirsty so we went outside and she attacked me, twenty minutes when we got back, a fat lady stepped on Anna's foot so we went outside and she attacked me, then we went to dinner, and God forbid Anna ordered the same thing as Summer, so they started yelling and walked out and made a big scene, does that answer your question?"
Ryan was speechless.
Seth put his hands in the air.
"Y-you know? I quit, I give up on Summer and Anna completely. There are other fishes in the sea right? I mean, they aren't the only girls in the solar system that would like a funny charming guy like me right? Why aren't you saying right?" Seth questioned.
Ryan blinked his eyes. "I'm sorry; you lost me when they both attacked you. Did they really?"
Seth groaned but nodded. "Yes, hard to believe, but yes. Now, IF you don't mind, I am going to bed."
Ryan shook his head before going back into the kitchen.
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It was Monday morning, and Seth woke up with a whole new confidence.
He walked downstairs and into the kitchen.
"Hello mom, beautiful woman who birthed me." He smiled and kissed his mom on the cheek.
Then he turned to his dad. "And good morning dad, whom lent me some of his chromosomes." He hugged his dad and grabbed an apple.
They both looked at him as if he were from a different planet.
"Seth, honey, are you okay? Do we need to give you the hemlic or something?" His mom asked, wide eyed.
Seth chucked. "No mom, I'm just really happy."
Ryan walked in.
"Ryan, my man, my amigo!" Seth hugged him.
Ryan rolled his eyes. "I'm assuming this new happiness is due to the whole ditching Anna/Summer thing?"
Seth nodded. "You hit it right on the head."
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It was 8:10 and in five minutes, the bell would ring to start first period. Seth smiled and waved to everyone he saw, many people he didn't even know, but he was just so darn giddy.
He took a book out of his locker and turned around. He stopped dead in his tracks.
There, about ten feet away from him, was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen, or actually he had never seen her, she must've been new.
She had strawberry blonde, almost reddish, hair that swerved half way down her back. Her skin was tan, but not too tan and she had those cute freckles that swarmed her cheeks. She was dressed in a powder blue Lycra skirt, a matching sleeveless top, and blue thong sandals. She was laughing at some girl who was talking to her.
"COHEN!!!"
"What?" He snapped out, not totally, but some out of his daze.
"Cohen, we've been trying to talk to you for two minutes."
"We've?" He looked and saw Summer and Anna looking up at him.
"Yes, Cohen, we've!" Summer yelled.
Seth looked in front of him; the dream girl was still there, now staring at him. This was his chance.
"Um, could you two excuse me?" He said to them. Then he walked towards the girl.
"COHEN WHERE ARE YOU GOING!!!" But he didn't turn around. Instead, he walked up to the now alone girl.
"Hey, my name is Seth, Seth Cohen." He put his hand out to shake.
"Well, hey Seth Cohen. I'm Angel, Angel Kennedy, I'm new here." She smiled and shook his hand. "Well, Angel is the perfect name for you." Seth said, turning on the charm factor.
"Aw, that's so sweet, thank you!" Angel grinned,
Summer and Anna watched from afar.
"Aww, that's so sweet thank you!" Anna mocked Angel. "Who does that girl think she is, hitting on OUR boyfriend?" She whispered.
"I know, and what is she wearing?! I mean, who wears pastels in October?!" Summer whispered back.
The bell rang.
"Well, I better go; I don't want to be late for Biology on my first day." Angel said.
"Oh, Biology, Mrs. Thompson, right?" Seth asked. Angel nodded. "Okay, well, I'm going there too. I'll walk you?"
"Okay, it's a date." She said beaming, linking arms with Seth.
Seth smiled. "Lovely." He said, before walking past a dumbstruck Anna and Summer.
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"Okay class, sit down, and be quiet." Mrs. Thompson clapped her hands twice.
Seth and Angel had settled down in the same biology counter.
"Today, we will be getting ready to dissect a pig's heart. So, I've paired all of you into groups of two. The first group will be Ms. Anna Stern and Summer Roberts."
Both girls looked distraughtly at Angel.
"Okay, second group, Ms. Angel Kennedy and Mr. Seth Cohen. Mr. Cohen, I expect you to be really friendly to our new student, okay?" Mrs. Thompson challenged.
Seth nodded. "Yes ma'am."
The rest of the groups were called out and everyone broke up into their groups.
Angel looked really depressed though.
"Angel, what's wrong? Am I that bad of a partner?"
Angel looked at him nervously.
"No, it's just, I am an animal activist, and doing this will be against my morals and principles."
Seth sighed but nodded. "Oh, well, in that case, we can ask Mrs. Thompson if we can do something else, I guess."
Angel smiled a very true smile. "Thank you, so much, you know, you're really sweet."
"Well, I do try." He said nervously, twirling his pliers.
"And I like you a lot, even though we just met, do you get what I'm saying?" She asked, batting her eyes.
"No." Seth said bluntly.
She giggled. "Homecoming is a week away Seth, will you, like, be my date? It says it on my Coming Events calendar they gave me. " She winked, waiting for an answer.
"Oh, wow, uh, sure! I'll be your date!" He grinned.
"Great, so, let's ask Mrs. Thompson about the project, shall we?"
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"I'm so sorry Ms. Kennedy. I had no IDEA you were an animal activist!" Mrs. Thompson put her hand to her heart the minute they told her.
"It's okay Mrs. Thompson; do you think we could do something else besides dissecting?" Angel asked with a gleam in her eye.
"Well," She thought for a moment. "Sure, you can draw out the Mitosis system on a poster board and present it to the class. It's a bit elementary, but, then again you are new!"
"Thanks Mrs. Thompson, we wont let you down. By the way, that is a gorgeous sweater. Gucci?"
"Armani actually, but thank you for noticing!" The teacher put some papers on her desk and walked away.
"Whoa, how did you do that?!" Seth asked in sheer amazement.
"Just the simple qualities of my charm." She said smiling and threw her hair back over her shoulder.
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Seth ran threw his front door, yelling.
"Woo-hoo! Mom, dad, Ryan, get in here quick!" He throws his backpack on the chair and prepares to tell them.
His mom ran in from the kitchen and his dad walked threw the front door. Ryan came out of the bathroom.
"Okay, everyone, sit sit. Trust me; you'll want to be sitting down when I tell you this." Seth chimed, rubbing his hands together.
They all sat down on the couch.
"What's up, honey, did something happen in school?" Kirsten looked concerned.
"Mom, Dad, Ryan, I got a date to homecoming! SHE ASKED ME." He yelled and then dimmed down into a whisper.
"Oh my gosh, son that's great! So, is she in the science club, maybe wears thick glasses and a kilt?" Sandy laughed.
"Dad, are you saying the only girls I will ever date will be geeks in the science club and wear kilts?" Seth replied in shock.
"You're in the science club!"
"Not the point Dad-"
"And you own a kilt."
"DAD! Just, stop it okay! The girl just happens to be new, she's gorgeous. Her name is Angel Kennedy and she is super sweet."
"Sweet, that's always a good quality, is she gay?" Sandy made one more joke.
"DAD!!! None of that, none of that. She's coming over today to work on our biology poster."
"I though you were dissecting frogs."
"Well, she's an animal activist, and so, yeah."
Kirsten got up and walked over to Seth. "Well, I think it is simply wonderful that our son now has a date. It seemed almost yesterday I was cleaning your little tushy and letting you play with Betty Talks-A-Lot!" She started to tear up and hugged Seth.
"Oh dear gosh Mom, not the Betty Talks-A-Lot!" Seth complained as Sandy took her off of him.
They both went into the kitchen.
It was just him and Ryan.
"So, Ryan Man, what do you think? You haven't said anything yet."
"Do Summer and Anna know?"
"Oh come on, Ryan, I thought we were passed this! Summer and Anna are just my friends, nothing more."
"Yes, but do they know that?"
"Well, judging by our last rendezvous, uh, yea pretty much."
"Okay, just as long as you don't get into one giant catfight."
Suddenly the doorbell rang.
Seth ran over to get it. He opened it and Summer, Anna, and Angel stood there glaring at him.
Ryan got off the couch and walked upstairs. As he went, he said "Meow."
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So, yea, it's short, but oh well! More coming soon!
