Stupidity at its Grandest
Author: ME!!!!!!! funnybunny7
Rating: PG-PG-13 l8ter on
Summary: Summer finally admits her love for Seth, but will Anna beat her to him? Post- The Homecoming, R&R, pleazzz...
Disclaimer: I don't own Seth, boo, or his show the OC at all. Or anything else in my story.
Enjoy
Seth gapped at the three girls, standing in the doorway. Anna and Summer glared at him with their evil eye as Angel just smiled and batted her eyes.
"Well, Cohen, aren't you going to let us IN?" Summer snapped, folding her arms.
"Uh, um, wow, uh." Was all he managed to get out.
Anna and Summer just brushed past him, settling themselves in his living room.
Angel waited patiently as Seth just nodded for her to come in; she did, and just stood there.
"Seth, do you have a bathroom I could use, I wanted to change into something less flashy." Angel bit her lip.
Seth nodded. "Yea, in there. That way."
"Um, which way?" She asked looking confused.
"Down the hall." He chocked out, his mouth grew dry and his palms went sweaty.
She smiled and walked towards the hallway.
When she was out of ear range, Seth rounded on Summer and Anna.
"You guys, what the HECK are you doing here?!!!" He yelled.
"Well, we were hoping to hang out, you know, you, me, Summer, just us three." Anna twirled her short hair.
"Yea, well, as you can see I'M KINDA BUSY!!!" Seth yelled.
"But Sethy Wethy is this not what you wanted?" Summer asked innocently.
"Yes, no, I don't know, not now of all times. Look, you guys, I'm sorry but- "
"Seth, I'm ready to get busy!" Angel called, walking towards him.
Her outfit was everything BUT less flashy! She had on a white tube top, with faded jean shorts that looked like they had shrunk in the wash. On her feet, were red Prada heels. She looked flashier then ever.
"I'll bet you are." Anna hissed, getting up. So did Summer.
"It looks like you're busy, DON'T call." Summer said, walking to the door, followed by Anna.
"Have fun!" They chimed, slamming it.
Seth grimaced but put on a smile.
"So, lets get started, shall we?"
Twenty minutes of the project had passed; Angel was leaning across the poster, bending over so Seth could get a good view at "everything".
"So, then the Anaphase goes here I'm guessing? Seth? Seth?" She shook her hand in front of his head.
"Yea, I'm awake." He said, not moving.
Suddenly, Seth's parents walked in.
"Hey, honey, I brought you some yummy snacks!" Kirsten cooed.
"Mom, SNACKS? Now? Why now?" He whined, trying feebly to shoo her away.
"Oh, you must be Angel; Seth's told me LOTS about you."
"Really, awww, well that's just how thoughtful my Sethypoo is!" Angel put her arm around him. He melted.
"Yes, well, Angel would you like to stay for dinner? We are having Taco Salad, courtesy of Taco Bell."
"Oh, um, it sounds delicious! But I have to be home at 8, but sure." Angel nodded.
"Good, it will be served in approximately 1 hour so, Seth, be prepared."
"K, Mom bye!" He waved as she walked out.
"Gee, your folks are great. I wish MINE were like that." Angel bit her lip and looked distant.
"Well, they can't be that bad, can they?"
"Yeah, they can. My mom died only a few months ago, in April. So, my dad raises me, well, if you can call it that. He's hardly there, out at bars and clubs, with women he doesn't even know. Mostly I'm at home with Destin, my brother. He's only three and doesn't understand. Come to tell ya, I don't either. My dad's latest addition to our family is Erica, this bitch he brought home from his business trip to L.A. She lives with us. In May, we moved here from New Jersey. I hated myself, my life, all summer. And then, on my first day of school, I meet the most amazing person I've met in my entire lifetime, you. And for once in a LONG time, I don't care what happens tonight, because I know I'll have a friend to run to tomorrow." She laughed after a moment of silence. "Look at me, pity queen of America." She wiped her eyes.
Seth grew speechless. "Wow, I'm sorry. Look, this Saturday there's an International Fair in Downtown Square. Want to go with me?"
She nodded. "See, there you go again being wonderful. I haven't had many friends in my life. Much less a best friend."
"If you like that, Ryan and Marissa are coming over at 6:30 to play video games. Why don't you stay a while and play with us?"
"Who are Ryan and Marissa?"
"Ryan is kinda my brother, but not quite. It's a long story I'll tell ya later. And Marissa is his vixen who lives next door."
"Oh, sure! But like I said, I have to be home by 8 or Erica will be mad."
Seth didn't say anything but just nodded.
This girl was sure more than meets the eye.
"I can't see, move over!"
"No way! Then I won't be able to see!"
Summer and Anna peered through the open blinds of Seth's living room.
"Look at that slut. 'Oh crybaby me, boo hoo!' How can Seth fall for that?" Anna looked in and saw Seth and Angel in their conversation.
"Well, any minute now her boobs are going to FALL OUT of that top. Where did she get that, the Stripper's Outlet? And her jeans, please! They look like trailer trash. And, (Gasp) Oh My Freaking Gosh! Those are MY Prada Stilettos, I had them first. That little shoe stealer." Summer grimaced.
"I wish I could just go in there and slap her all the way to Planet Lame and Unfashionable, where she belongs."
Inside the window, Angel and Seth moved in for a kiss.
Both Summer and Anna gasped.
"What is she doing?!" They both shrieked.
Suddenly the automatic water sprinklers went on the entire yard. They sprayed at Summer and Anna.
Summer shrieked. "AHHH! This is my $4,800.00 Angora sweater! It'll be ruined!!!"
They both ran around screaming. Then Anna fell in mud.
"OH MY GOSH! MY HAIR, I JUST GOT MY HAIR DONE!!!" She sat there dripping in mud.
Summer was doubling over in laughter. "Ha Ha Ha! Hey Anna you have some mud on you!"
Anna groaned and whacked Summer's legs. Summer fell over in a bigger pit of mud.
"You bitch!!!" She threw mud in Anna's hair and smeared it.
"AHHHH!!!" Anna threw mud all over Summer's outfit.
It became one huge mud fight, and Angel and Seth were totally oblivious to it.
Ryan came downstairs only to find Seth and Angel making out.
"Whoa, Seth, could you hold out a bit?"
Seth let go of Angel's lip and smiled.
"Introductions, Ryan this is Angel, Angel this is Ryan."
Angel stood and shook Ryan's hand. "Hi." They both said.
Then Ryan walked over to the window. What he saw, shocked, humored and just plain disturbed him.
"Um, Seth, I think you should see this." He said.
"Oh, yea. The magic gnome right? Whew, that thing freaks me out man, freaks me OUT!" Seth shuddered.
"No, this is something a little freakier." Ryan said, as Seth got up and went over to the window.
Seth looked out and turned around, gagging. "Oh, jeez louise!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Summer and Anna sat on the Cohen's coffee table, covered in brown mud.
"What on earth were you doing?!" Seth yelled in front of them.
"We were playing in mud, are you blind?" Summer said, her eyes cold.
"Summer, darling, you're dressed in freaking Angora!" He retorted.
"So?! Orange is SO not my color." She turned the other way.
"Okay, okay, I respect that......wait, no I don't. C'mon Anna, you tell me what you were doing."
"Seth why don't you tell us what you were doing?" Anna stood up face to face with Seth.
"What on earth do you mean?" He asked.
"With her, that slut over there!" Summer pointed to Angel.
"Seth how could you?! You were supposed to be OUR boyfriend!" Anna yelled.
"What?! Where did you get that notation?!" Seth asked, his face confused looking.
Angel yelled. "Stop it, please, all of you!" She turned to Seth. "Bye Seth, I'll see you tomorrow."
And with that she walked out.
Now this chapter wasn't really hilarity city, but oh well! Serious things must come once in a while!
Author: ME!!!!!!! funnybunny7
Rating: PG-PG-13 l8ter on
Summary: Summer finally admits her love for Seth, but will Anna beat her to him? Post- The Homecoming, R&R, pleazzz...
Disclaimer: I don't own Seth, boo, or his show the OC at all. Or anything else in my story.
Enjoy
Seth gapped at the three girls, standing in the doorway. Anna and Summer glared at him with their evil eye as Angel just smiled and batted her eyes.
"Well, Cohen, aren't you going to let us IN?" Summer snapped, folding her arms.
"Uh, um, wow, uh." Was all he managed to get out.
Anna and Summer just brushed past him, settling themselves in his living room.
Angel waited patiently as Seth just nodded for her to come in; she did, and just stood there.
"Seth, do you have a bathroom I could use, I wanted to change into something less flashy." Angel bit her lip.
Seth nodded. "Yea, in there. That way."
"Um, which way?" She asked looking confused.
"Down the hall." He chocked out, his mouth grew dry and his palms went sweaty.
She smiled and walked towards the hallway.
When she was out of ear range, Seth rounded on Summer and Anna.
"You guys, what the HECK are you doing here?!!!" He yelled.
"Well, we were hoping to hang out, you know, you, me, Summer, just us three." Anna twirled her short hair.
"Yea, well, as you can see I'M KINDA BUSY!!!" Seth yelled.
"But Sethy Wethy is this not what you wanted?" Summer asked innocently.
"Yes, no, I don't know, not now of all times. Look, you guys, I'm sorry but- "
"Seth, I'm ready to get busy!" Angel called, walking towards him.
Her outfit was everything BUT less flashy! She had on a white tube top, with faded jean shorts that looked like they had shrunk in the wash. On her feet, were red Prada heels. She looked flashier then ever.
"I'll bet you are." Anna hissed, getting up. So did Summer.
"It looks like you're busy, DON'T call." Summer said, walking to the door, followed by Anna.
"Have fun!" They chimed, slamming it.
Seth grimaced but put on a smile.
"So, lets get started, shall we?"
Twenty minutes of the project had passed; Angel was leaning across the poster, bending over so Seth could get a good view at "everything".
"So, then the Anaphase goes here I'm guessing? Seth? Seth?" She shook her hand in front of his head.
"Yea, I'm awake." He said, not moving.
Suddenly, Seth's parents walked in.
"Hey, honey, I brought you some yummy snacks!" Kirsten cooed.
"Mom, SNACKS? Now? Why now?" He whined, trying feebly to shoo her away.
"Oh, you must be Angel; Seth's told me LOTS about you."
"Really, awww, well that's just how thoughtful my Sethypoo is!" Angel put her arm around him. He melted.
"Yes, well, Angel would you like to stay for dinner? We are having Taco Salad, courtesy of Taco Bell."
"Oh, um, it sounds delicious! But I have to be home at 8, but sure." Angel nodded.
"Good, it will be served in approximately 1 hour so, Seth, be prepared."
"K, Mom bye!" He waved as she walked out.
"Gee, your folks are great. I wish MINE were like that." Angel bit her lip and looked distant.
"Well, they can't be that bad, can they?"
"Yeah, they can. My mom died only a few months ago, in April. So, my dad raises me, well, if you can call it that. He's hardly there, out at bars and clubs, with women he doesn't even know. Mostly I'm at home with Destin, my brother. He's only three and doesn't understand. Come to tell ya, I don't either. My dad's latest addition to our family is Erica, this bitch he brought home from his business trip to L.A. She lives with us. In May, we moved here from New Jersey. I hated myself, my life, all summer. And then, on my first day of school, I meet the most amazing person I've met in my entire lifetime, you. And for once in a LONG time, I don't care what happens tonight, because I know I'll have a friend to run to tomorrow." She laughed after a moment of silence. "Look at me, pity queen of America." She wiped her eyes.
Seth grew speechless. "Wow, I'm sorry. Look, this Saturday there's an International Fair in Downtown Square. Want to go with me?"
She nodded. "See, there you go again being wonderful. I haven't had many friends in my life. Much less a best friend."
"If you like that, Ryan and Marissa are coming over at 6:30 to play video games. Why don't you stay a while and play with us?"
"Who are Ryan and Marissa?"
"Ryan is kinda my brother, but not quite. It's a long story I'll tell ya later. And Marissa is his vixen who lives next door."
"Oh, sure! But like I said, I have to be home by 8 or Erica will be mad."
Seth didn't say anything but just nodded.
This girl was sure more than meets the eye.
"I can't see, move over!"
"No way! Then I won't be able to see!"
Summer and Anna peered through the open blinds of Seth's living room.
"Look at that slut. 'Oh crybaby me, boo hoo!' How can Seth fall for that?" Anna looked in and saw Seth and Angel in their conversation.
"Well, any minute now her boobs are going to FALL OUT of that top. Where did she get that, the Stripper's Outlet? And her jeans, please! They look like trailer trash. And, (Gasp) Oh My Freaking Gosh! Those are MY Prada Stilettos, I had them first. That little shoe stealer." Summer grimaced.
"I wish I could just go in there and slap her all the way to Planet Lame and Unfashionable, where she belongs."
Inside the window, Angel and Seth moved in for a kiss.
Both Summer and Anna gasped.
"What is she doing?!" They both shrieked.
Suddenly the automatic water sprinklers went on the entire yard. They sprayed at Summer and Anna.
Summer shrieked. "AHHH! This is my $4,800.00 Angora sweater! It'll be ruined!!!"
They both ran around screaming. Then Anna fell in mud.
"OH MY GOSH! MY HAIR, I JUST GOT MY HAIR DONE!!!" She sat there dripping in mud.
Summer was doubling over in laughter. "Ha Ha Ha! Hey Anna you have some mud on you!"
Anna groaned and whacked Summer's legs. Summer fell over in a bigger pit of mud.
"You bitch!!!" She threw mud in Anna's hair and smeared it.
"AHHHH!!!" Anna threw mud all over Summer's outfit.
It became one huge mud fight, and Angel and Seth were totally oblivious to it.
Ryan came downstairs only to find Seth and Angel making out.
"Whoa, Seth, could you hold out a bit?"
Seth let go of Angel's lip and smiled.
"Introductions, Ryan this is Angel, Angel this is Ryan."
Angel stood and shook Ryan's hand. "Hi." They both said.
Then Ryan walked over to the window. What he saw, shocked, humored and just plain disturbed him.
"Um, Seth, I think you should see this." He said.
"Oh, yea. The magic gnome right? Whew, that thing freaks me out man, freaks me OUT!" Seth shuddered.
"No, this is something a little freakier." Ryan said, as Seth got up and went over to the window.
Seth looked out and turned around, gagging. "Oh, jeez louise!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Summer and Anna sat on the Cohen's coffee table, covered in brown mud.
"What on earth were you doing?!" Seth yelled in front of them.
"We were playing in mud, are you blind?" Summer said, her eyes cold.
"Summer, darling, you're dressed in freaking Angora!" He retorted.
"So?! Orange is SO not my color." She turned the other way.
"Okay, okay, I respect that......wait, no I don't. C'mon Anna, you tell me what you were doing."
"Seth why don't you tell us what you were doing?" Anna stood up face to face with Seth.
"What on earth do you mean?" He asked.
"With her, that slut over there!" Summer pointed to Angel.
"Seth how could you?! You were supposed to be OUR boyfriend!" Anna yelled.
"What?! Where did you get that notation?!" Seth asked, his face confused looking.
Angel yelled. "Stop it, please, all of you!" She turned to Seth. "Bye Seth, I'll see you tomorrow."
And with that she walked out.
Now this chapter wasn't really hilarity city, but oh well! Serious things must come once in a while!
