A God's Rant

Sadly, I have no sailor senshi to look after, to protect, to watch grow up, or to love. Tuxedo Mask, otherwise known as Endymion, is the closet I have to a sailor senshi. Despite the fact I chose to watch over him, doesn't mean he is without his problems. Many of the senshi have problems as well,even though the gods do not discuss them.

Endymion is a wonderful man but there are several...issues.. that trouble me greatly.

First is his choice of weapons. A cane and roses. Not a sword or anything with a blade, not anything that would normally inspire fear into one's enemy. What serious villan is afraid of roses? Or a cane?

My second concern is his costume. I understand why the outer senshi refer to him as 'cape boy'. I will leave it at that.

But the serious problem with Tuxedo Mask is his speechs. Yes, most of the speeches the senshi make are overdone and rather dull but his are much worse. Every time I hear one, I cringe in pain, feeling physically sick. I noticed that the outer senshi and both lunar cats have the same reaction. I am disappointed that neither Sailor Moon or any of the inner senshi have noticed this serious problem. When the Starlights arrived from Kinmoku, they quickly noticed Tuxedo Mask's poor speeches but were polite enough not to mention it. I felt embarrassed for the entire solar system. Perhaps that explains why all the enemies sought to control him, to control him from giving those awful speeches.

Eventually, he'll get the hint when many start to become openly physically ill during one of his speeches. Or else Sailor Uranus will solve the problem for good with her sword... Harsh, yes, but neccessary.

But despite my shame with Endymion, I can still take pride in my husband's sailor senshi, Sailor Uranus. I must admit that she is more of a man than Endymion is most of the time (and I'm sure Sailor Neptune would agree with me on that...judging by Neptune's reaction I assume I'm correct). Endymion is constantly controlled by his wife and daughter, a puppy on a leash. It is little wonder that the outer senshi, the starlights, and the lunar cats mock him when neither he, Sailor Moon, or any of the inners are around. Unlike Serenity, he has very little respect from most of the senshi, even a couple of the inners grow tired of him.

Finishing, I merely will state that one day I will have my own sailor senshi...and she will have much better speeches and fashion sense.