Yugioh-enders...The Yu-gi-oh soap!

Hello there. I hope u guys really like my fic. Anyway, i really love getting reviews *hint. Hint* Plus, if u review me...i would like you to please guess my age, yeah? Just tell me wot u think...well i hope u like it. PS if u really don't wanna read yaoi or lemon..I suggest u go know. But its really just messing around and 4 a laugh...k? Well on wid da fic! This chap is dedicated to my secondary schools, science reproduction lessons which taught me all about what I'm going to write! HA HA HA!

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-gi-oh...just a wicked Deck of killing- machines...he he he.

Yugioh-enders...The Yu-gi-oh soap! Chapter 1: I feel good!!!!!!!

It was 1:00 at night and in the middle of the town, in a cheap apartment block, two boys were making it out, and when I say making it out I really meant it! The whole place was a total shamble, but the two didn't care all they cared about was getting a good feeling of the wrong kind (If you know what I mean*coughs*).The two boys were half an hour ago on the bed but in a split second (or more) they were on the floor.

The two boys that were lying on the floor where pulling out each others hair, squashing each others private parts *oohh*, kissing each, rolling on top of each other and holding on to the bitter end. Both of them wanted something to make them feel good so they made each other full with delight!

The two boys that were doing now started to bleed! (Mainly down there!). One of the boys name was Seto Kaiba, a 19 year old teen who was a CEO of a multimillionaire company called Kaiba Corporations. Not only that but boy was he VERY handsome (a/n: I'm just describing him from a girls point of view, I am not gay, just thought I'd tell you, plus I now you guys probably think its weird having a boy write yaoi..But I am inspired by my sis...plus I am competing against my sis for reviews. He he, you want me to win don't you? Then...REVIEW ME!), as soon as girls saw him they would lunge after him, begging him to marry them, obviously he told them no, but nobody knew that he was going out with the little midget, (a/n: no offence to Yugi fans out there!) yes Seto Kaiba was dating Yugi Motou.

Yugi Motou his arch rival! For long ago Yugi beat Kaiba in a duel monsters match. Yugi was very short and Kaiba was very tall, they might not look like the best couple, but they chose what they wanted to do I guess. Another thing about Yugi was his hair, it was a kind of star shape, and was red at the top then yellow the rest black, plus he had yellow fringes.

At the moment Yugi and Kaiba were lying apart from each other and were sweating very heavily. Then they both shot up,

Yugi screamed "The guys!!!"

and Kaiba screamed "Mokuba's bed time story!!!".

They both started running around frantically putting on their clothes, tided up the place as much they can. Then they both rushed out raced down the stairs and to the reception. "Hello there, can I help you two?" said an old man at the counter.

"Can it, old man, before I break your skinny kittle legs" replied Kaiba.

"We'd like to check out please, we're from room 46." Yugi told the man.

"I heard a lot of noise coming from that room, plus you two are bleeding a little around the face, what happened?" asked the old man.

"Look just hurry up and I'll pay you double, now check us out!!!" screamed Kaiba.

They both ran out gave each other a kiss and ran out of the flat, they both went in different directions, Yugi heading towards his grandfathers game shop and Kaiba heading towards the Kaiba Corporations building. By now it was 2:30 at night.

~The game shop~

Yugi rushed to his grandpa's shop. He wiped of a little blood from his lips...boy did Kaiba kiss like hell or what?

He finally arrived, and panting for breath he slipped in quietly, and waited for his mahogany eyes to adjust to the dark.

Quickly and quietly he made his way upstairs, and went into his room, boy was he lucky that grandpa hadn't caught him, if he did he would have been dead meat for definite.

He crept past his grandpa's room and made his way to his own. He went inside his room and shut the door as quietly as he could. "phew" said Yugi he just about made it.

"What time do you make this!!!" screamed a voice behind Yugi. 'Grandpa' thought Yugi.

Grandpa was who Yugi lived with, he was a little taller than Yugi and had the same hairstyle only that it was all grey, he had the same eyes as Yugi as well, but when he was angry, boy did he look mad.

"I, I, I was with Joey and the others." replied Yugi

"No you certainly were not with your friends; Joseph phoned asking if you were here because they were looking for you at the pizza parlour!!!" grandpa shouted.

" I, I, I was dueling with someone" replied Yugi.

"With who's deck since you left your deck here, huh!!!" bellowed grandpa.

'With my dick, not my deck!' thought Yugi amusedly.

"I used someone else's, I lost track of time plus it was a long duel then I went to the pizza parlour but didn't find anyone so I came home" said Yugi quickly.

"Please forgive me grandpa, it won't happen again I'll buy my self a watch or something, please don't punish me" begged Yugi.

"I'll let you off this time but the next time you wont be very lucky, now get yourself washed and then get some shut eye, good night," and with that grandpa left the room.

'Phew and not soon enough, boy do I feel good' thought Yugi.

~Kaiba's place~

Kaiba ran and ran and ran, because his place was much further away and it was too late to call a cab. So he ran, he ran until his sides hurt with aching pain, it felt like he'd been punched in the stomach, then, he ran some more (a/n: got that from Fight Club, he, he, he).

Finally he reached his building now all he had to do was to climb to the top of the buildings through the stairs since the lifts were broken, plus where he lived was right at the top so he had to run up 68 cases of stairs, Kaiba's legs started to shake and he looked like he just came out of the shower, he was sweating like hell.

' Only a few more steps' thought Kaiba.

Really he still had to go up 54 stair cases (but don't tell him).He kept on running and running until, after what seemed like a year he reached the 68th floor.

He opened the door and collapsed on the floor with a thud waking up his little brother Mokuba, who had just run out of his room as soon as he heard the thud.

"Seto!!!" screamed Mokuba, as he ran to help his brother up.

"Who did this to you? Joey? Tristan? Duke? Or was it Yugi? If it was I'll kill him, how dare he touch my brother!" shouted Mokuba

"Don't worry Mokuba. It's okay, I had to go somewhere far and I was dueling someone but lost track of time, so I ran home, and up the stairs" Kaiba told Mokuba.

"But you left you deck here what did you play with?" Mokuba asked Seto.

'I played with Yugi's dick more like it' thought Kaiba.

" I played with someone else's, listen Mokuba I'm really tired and need some sleep plus a shower so go back to bed okay, and don't worry about me" Kaiba told his little brother.

Well guys...Whaddya think!?! Hmm, well there won't be anymore lemon, if I receive complaints and etc...but I just wanted an explosive beginning. Well anyway, um I think that it was ok for my 1st chappie, huh. Well, Sayonara dudes. Come back for more later...AND PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!