CHAPTER TWO
Lorelai raced through the door as soon as Luke unlocked it. She made it to the bathroom just in time, and reappeared minutes later, looking pale and ranting.
"You could be right. Luke. This just might be a guy. Only a guy would torture his dear sweet mother with morning sickness both in the morning and after dinner. Take pity little guy." Lorelai rubbed her stomach.
"I'm so tired, I can hardly keep my eyes open. I had forgotten all the 'fun stuff' that comes with pregnancy. Good thing the process is so much fun - makes you forget about the end result. You guys have the easy part."
Luke laughed as she collapsed on the sofa.
"Well, if you're going to fall asleep, please do it upstairs. I can carry one person up those stairs but I'm not so sure about two. Hard on the old back."
"I bet if we were in the 'throws of passion' it wouldn't be a problem. Now that you've had your way with me, marked me so no one else will look at me for at least a year......."
Luke grabbed a DVD, threw Lorelai over his shoulder, and carried her up to her room. The quick motion made her run to the bathroom again. Luke put the disc in the player, stripped off his clothes, and got into the bed. Lorelai came out dressed in a black teddi, looking more ready for sleep than a night of passion. As she yawned and rubbed her eyes, Luke gave her an appreciative gaze. She slipped the straps down and let the teddi fall to the floor.
"Look while you can, mister. All of this, will soon be history. The boobs will be bigger but you won't be able to touch them, and this stomach will be big, round and have a life of it's own. And you'll probably need a map to find the promise land."
Luke pulled back the covers and welcomed her into his open arms. She happily snuggled close.
"So tonight, went pretty well."
"Better than I expected, that's for sure. Thanks for talking to my dad. That was a nice gesture."
"I noticed you and your mother having your own little conversation. There was smiling and laughter. Nice to see, by the way."
Lorelai thought about it. "Yes, imagine that. She had to give me a little more of the "I told you so'. She also reminded me of a little talk we once had. One about you and me."
"Care to fill me in?"
"I guess. It happened a while ago. Remember the first time you met my mother?"
"At Rory's birthday party."
"I was so happy that you had brought the ice that I gave you a big hug."
"That's when she walked in."
" I introduced you as my friend and she took that to mean my 'special male friend'. So later, when we were alone, she had some questions. Which somehow turned into a discussion that led to terms like 'Porterhouse steak' and 'lap dance'."
Luke didn't follow and looked puzzled.
"Her interpretation of our feelings towards one another. You looking at me like a steak, me being happy about that. And you thinking I might give you a lap dance."
"Ohhh. It surprises me that she knows what a lap dance is. It surprises me even more that she thinks that her daughter might actually perform one. I just can't imagine those words coming from her mouth."
Lorelai laughed. "Emily is full of surprises. Wait until you get to know her better. So... have you had many?"
"What?"
"Luke.....what are we talking about."
"Surprises? Oh, the other thing we are talking about. I've had a few."
"Rachel?"
"Yeah, she was the first. She was my first 'everything'. It was so innocent and fun.....discovering sex with your first love."
"Ahhh, that's sweet."
"How about Nicole?"
"Are you kidding? You have met her, right? Does she seem like the lap dance type to you? She treats everything in her life like a court case -- come prepared, present the facts, and wait for the verdict. "
"Hey, you married her."
"I'm never going to live that down, am I?"
"Not as long as I'm alive." She grinned wickedly.
"And we all know that only the good die young. So... how about you? You've heard my dirty history."
"Well, Christopher, of course. He was my first 'everything' too. We played together when we were young. Our parents were friends and they were gone a lot. So when the hormones kicked in, we found new ways to 'play together'. Our homework time was replaced with a hands-on biology course. It seemed natural to explore our new feelings with each other. It started out innocently enough but you know how that goes."
"Nothing like that first little journey into the adult world."
"Yeah, hopefully it's a nice one."
"Was it for you?"
"Yeah, despite the consequences. It was romantic and unplanned. One day after school, I talked him into walking home instead of taking the bus. Snow had started falling and it was so beautiful. I just wanted to be out in it and feel it all around me. You know me and snow. By the time we got to my house, we were cold and wet. I took my clothes off and jumped in the hot shower. He did the same and joined me. We'd never done that before, but it was fun with the soap and the spray. One thing led to another. We ended up in my bed, and well, you've met the end result. Cute little thing, brown hair, has her mother's wit."
"And her mother's appetite and coffee addiction."
"Yeah, I'm so proud."
"And of course, most recently there was Jason."
"Yeah, Jason. I'm not going to lie. It was a sexual thing with him. But I stand by my story, he was just the appetizer until the main course came along."
"Now I feel like that Porterhouse."
"A very fine steak, prime cut. And I love steak, thick and juicy." Lorelai slowly moved on top of Luke.
"Guess I won't be doing this much longer. Too bad too, I know how you like to be dominated."
"There is a lot to be said for that theory. All the pleasure without all the work."
"Speaking of pleasure...." She lowered her body over his erection, as she kissed his neck and gently nibbled his ear. They both quickly forgot about the movie.
"Guess you're feeling better. Not so tired now?"
"Nope, not tired at all. Feeling fine, feeling very sexually in need. Did I mention that's one of the 'fun' side effects of pregnancy? Raging hormones, still getting me into trouble."
Luke let her take the lead and found that this new hormonally challenged woman was indeed not the least bit tired. Afterwards, she snuggled in his arms and quickly fell asleep. He lovingly looked at her and gently moved a curl away from her face. As he drifted off, his hand found its way to her stomach.
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Lorelai raced through the door as soon as Luke unlocked it. She made it to the bathroom just in time, and reappeared minutes later, looking pale and ranting.
"You could be right. Luke. This just might be a guy. Only a guy would torture his dear sweet mother with morning sickness both in the morning and after dinner. Take pity little guy." Lorelai rubbed her stomach.
"I'm so tired, I can hardly keep my eyes open. I had forgotten all the 'fun stuff' that comes with pregnancy. Good thing the process is so much fun - makes you forget about the end result. You guys have the easy part."
Luke laughed as she collapsed on the sofa.
"Well, if you're going to fall asleep, please do it upstairs. I can carry one person up those stairs but I'm not so sure about two. Hard on the old back."
"I bet if we were in the 'throws of passion' it wouldn't be a problem. Now that you've had your way with me, marked me so no one else will look at me for at least a year......."
Luke grabbed a DVD, threw Lorelai over his shoulder, and carried her up to her room. The quick motion made her run to the bathroom again. Luke put the disc in the player, stripped off his clothes, and got into the bed. Lorelai came out dressed in a black teddi, looking more ready for sleep than a night of passion. As she yawned and rubbed her eyes, Luke gave her an appreciative gaze. She slipped the straps down and let the teddi fall to the floor.
"Look while you can, mister. All of this, will soon be history. The boobs will be bigger but you won't be able to touch them, and this stomach will be big, round and have a life of it's own. And you'll probably need a map to find the promise land."
Luke pulled back the covers and welcomed her into his open arms. She happily snuggled close.
"So tonight, went pretty well."
"Better than I expected, that's for sure. Thanks for talking to my dad. That was a nice gesture."
"I noticed you and your mother having your own little conversation. There was smiling and laughter. Nice to see, by the way."
Lorelai thought about it. "Yes, imagine that. She had to give me a little more of the "I told you so'. She also reminded me of a little talk we once had. One about you and me."
"Care to fill me in?"
"I guess. It happened a while ago. Remember the first time you met my mother?"
"At Rory's birthday party."
"I was so happy that you had brought the ice that I gave you a big hug."
"That's when she walked in."
" I introduced you as my friend and she took that to mean my 'special male friend'. So later, when we were alone, she had some questions. Which somehow turned into a discussion that led to terms like 'Porterhouse steak' and 'lap dance'."
Luke didn't follow and looked puzzled.
"Her interpretation of our feelings towards one another. You looking at me like a steak, me being happy about that. And you thinking I might give you a lap dance."
"Ohhh. It surprises me that she knows what a lap dance is. It surprises me even more that she thinks that her daughter might actually perform one. I just can't imagine those words coming from her mouth."
Lorelai laughed. "Emily is full of surprises. Wait until you get to know her better. So... have you had many?"
"What?"
"Luke.....what are we talking about."
"Surprises? Oh, the other thing we are talking about. I've had a few."
"Rachel?"
"Yeah, she was the first. She was my first 'everything'. It was so innocent and fun.....discovering sex with your first love."
"Ahhh, that's sweet."
"How about Nicole?"
"Are you kidding? You have met her, right? Does she seem like the lap dance type to you? She treats everything in her life like a court case -- come prepared, present the facts, and wait for the verdict. "
"Hey, you married her."
"I'm never going to live that down, am I?"
"Not as long as I'm alive." She grinned wickedly.
"And we all know that only the good die young. So... how about you? You've heard my dirty history."
"Well, Christopher, of course. He was my first 'everything' too. We played together when we were young. Our parents were friends and they were gone a lot. So when the hormones kicked in, we found new ways to 'play together'. Our homework time was replaced with a hands-on biology course. It seemed natural to explore our new feelings with each other. It started out innocently enough but you know how that goes."
"Nothing like that first little journey into the adult world."
"Yeah, hopefully it's a nice one."
"Was it for you?"
"Yeah, despite the consequences. It was romantic and unplanned. One day after school, I talked him into walking home instead of taking the bus. Snow had started falling and it was so beautiful. I just wanted to be out in it and feel it all around me. You know me and snow. By the time we got to my house, we were cold and wet. I took my clothes off and jumped in the hot shower. He did the same and joined me. We'd never done that before, but it was fun with the soap and the spray. One thing led to another. We ended up in my bed, and well, you've met the end result. Cute little thing, brown hair, has her mother's wit."
"And her mother's appetite and coffee addiction."
"Yeah, I'm so proud."
"And of course, most recently there was Jason."
"Yeah, Jason. I'm not going to lie. It was a sexual thing with him. But I stand by my story, he was just the appetizer until the main course came along."
"Now I feel like that Porterhouse."
"A very fine steak, prime cut. And I love steak, thick and juicy." Lorelai slowly moved on top of Luke.
"Guess I won't be doing this much longer. Too bad too, I know how you like to be dominated."
"There is a lot to be said for that theory. All the pleasure without all the work."
"Speaking of pleasure...." She lowered her body over his erection, as she kissed his neck and gently nibbled his ear. They both quickly forgot about the movie.
"Guess you're feeling better. Not so tired now?"
"Nope, not tired at all. Feeling fine, feeling very sexually in need. Did I mention that's one of the 'fun' side effects of pregnancy? Raging hormones, still getting me into trouble."
Luke let her take the lead and found that this new hormonally challenged woman was indeed not the least bit tired. Afterwards, she snuggled in his arms and quickly fell asleep. He lovingly looked at her and gently moved a curl away from her face. As he drifted off, his hand found its way to her stomach.
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