A/N Well, I was hoping that this would get a bit more response, but considering I only wrote this because I had insomnia, I don't mind. Anyway, there will be one more chapter, er, letter, but unfortunately due to circumstances beyond my control it won't be up until Tuesday.
Professor Rose Thorn: Thanks for the review! I am so glad you like this, and your review inspired Robyn's last line in this letter before the closing.
Hairy Gregory: I never celebrate Valentine's Day either, and being perpetually single, why should I? I think the last Valentine's I celebrated was in elementary school when everyone made little envelopes and all the kids in the class handed out Valentine's to everyone. I was the Charlie Brown of the class and the most I ever got I think was three. As for Buttercup always being paired with Mitch? Good question, I guess it's because they're sometimes shown as friends in the show and seem compatible or something. Actually I wrote the first letter in a time span of ten minutes and I couldn't think of anyone else at the moment and I didn't want to go with any original characters in this and there's no way I'd use Butch, cuz that's too clichéd and would be hypocritical of Cuppo, wouldn't it?
PinkPuff 514: Hey there! You know you barely made it into my thank yous! Well as you can see you're most certainly correct about Brick. Not much else to say.
I hope everyone enjoys!
Feb 14, 2004 3:00 pm
Cuppo,
Guess what. Brick and I officially broke up today. I know, you're probably not surprised since we haven't been talking for two days now. but now it is definitely official. We had this conversation on MSN just now and you have no idea the audacity the bastard had! He didn't even have the decency to apologize. There is no way I'll be taking him back even if he came crawling back on hands and knees and insisted on being my slave for a week. You wouldn't believe what he said! Here's exactly how he started our wonderful little conversation, and I quote: "I don't know why you're going around telling everyone our break up was my fault. Did it ever occur to you that you were to blame too? Oh little miss Robbie Snyder, such a badass. You're not the chick I thought you were. And what's up with you anyway? You're going around moping as though our relationship was like, special or something. What did you think that I liked you for your charming personality? I dated you because you look hot in a miniskirt. If you're going to act like the virgin Mary or whatever, maybe you should start dressing like her."
Can you believe that?! He's making it sound like it was my fault for his cheating on me! And what's up with him calling me a 'chick' and 'Robbie'. He should know that only my friends call me 'Robbie' and no one calls me a 'chick'. I just can't believe he never thought our relationship was nothing more than physical. I feel so used. He even went on to say that we dated three months without doing it, as though it was a bad thing. I'm sorry, but three months is too soon. And his idea of explaining himself was by saying that he's 'bored' and that Princess was there to relieve him of his boredom because I 'wasn't in the mood' to help him fix that. He's such a jerk! You and Bloss and Bubbles, man you were right about him. Brick is a dick. I just don't know what I saw in him…
You know what sucks most of all? Today is Valentine's Day, and Brick, before I blocked his sorry ass from my messenger, told me that he and Princess were going to spend the evening on her yacht and have some lavish and expensive dinner and probably have a wild night of passion and crap like that. On top of that I thought I was going to spend the evening alone, watching crappy movies, eating stale popcorn and chocolates I bought myself in my pajamas and calling it an early night. That's not going to happen because Mike Believe called and decided that we should work on our stupid science project that we're working on together tonight of all nights even though it's Saturday and our project isn't due until Tuesday. Man Mike is such a keener. This is just great. Brick will be relieving his boredom with Princess and having the time of his life while I get to study and map out the human intestinal tract with Mike Believe. Oh goody. I mean, how's that for justice?
Anyway, what are you planning to do with Mitch? I hope you at least get to enjoy Valentine's Day. I personally think Cupid deserves a swift kick in the ass.
Well, when you get home and read this e-mail, can you give me a call? I really need someone to talk to.
LOL,
Robyn
