It's here! The final chapter! I'm so happy! ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^

Shishi: Excuse her... her face got stuck. Actually... don't excuse her. If you want to kill her, be my guest.

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Title: Rinku's Slumber Party

Chapter: Waking Up

By: Hiei_mi

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I trudged up Mendoo's spiral steps. The door to her room loomed before me. It was an ominous being that was like a gateway into another world. I would be sleeping in the same room as about 15 girls. It was going to be hell on earth.

"Ahh!" I yelped, and jumped into a corner. Just like a scared animal. Something soft and fluffy shouldn't hurt, right? If it's hit hard enough, it can snap your neck, and break your bones. I opened my mouth to rant, but couldn't. There was something soft, almost furry, in my mouth. There were many of them. The texture began to dissolve, and felt like a mushy lump in my mouth. I spat out the wad of feathers, and glared at Mendoo who just happened to have a broken pillow in her hands. She glanced down at her white, gray, brown, and black surrounding for a moment. After the mili- second of awe, she began tossing the pillows at me. Apparently, this was pick-on-rinku day(when was it NOT?), because the other girls instantly began pelting their pillows at me.

I had managed to grab a few of the flying pillows, and began to use them as sheilds. I soon found out that pillows are not very durable. Tear after tear I was being baracaded by white. I hid in a corner, and piled pillows on top of me. I would create a fortress of pillows. The Great Wall of China had nothing on me! I huddled away in my dark sanctuary. I regained my breathing, and thought out my plan. I could try and sneak away, out the room. I peeked through a small crack. No, no. There were WAY to many girls. They would catch me in a second. I had to think my plan through carefully. These girls were crafty. They would not show weakness easily. The enemy would not win.

After the merciless pounding that started to tear at my holy fortress(I had named it 'Pillow Killer') had subsided a little, I managed to steal a glance through the hole(even there were many now). I only saw the Winter Wander Land scenario we had created with pillows of all kinds. Beads, feathers, and cotton were scattered across the once . Maybe the girls were all on the other side now? I checked another hole. I saw a few people, but they weren't bothering with me anymore. Ha! I was too good for them! No one could defeat The Mighty Rinku! I tilted my head back with releif. I opened my eyes to a blinding light.
"What-?" The light was soon replaced by a face that I knew well. Mendoo leaned inward. Our expressions matched each others. Pretty blank. We stared at eachother, until it became uncomftorable.
"It's getting pretty late, ya know? We're going to bed. Nighty Night!" Mendoo broke off our staring contest and replaced the pillow she had pulled away. I leaned back against the wall and sighed. It had been a long day, but it was finally over. Maybe when I woke up, I would be at home. The aroma of burnt pancakes and powdered milk would wake me up. I would hear various curses and clanging pots from the kitchen. Chuu, of course, would be the cause of this. My bed would be overly hot because the sun faced my room in the morning. I would push the covers away and roll out of bed, and hit the floor. Graceful, aren't I? Eating, washing, and changing was next on the agenda. I'd say 'bye and walk out the door to meet Sugosu. While we were walking, he would talk about all the homework he didn't do. He would brag about all the homework he didn't do. And, best of all, there would be no Mendoo. She wouldn't meet me at the front door to school. She wouldn't sit on the bench with me and keep me company when I sprain my ankle. She wouldn't cheer at my yo-yo tricks. She wouldn't give me notes when I'm absent. She wouldn't... she just wouldn't be there. I'd be pretty luck, I guess.

But I'm not a lucky person, am I? I didn't wake up to pancakes and milk. I couldn't hear any pots or bad words. I was cool. Wait- How could that be? I had fallen asleep under layers of thick pillows, right? So...? I opened my eyes. I didn't see the dresser that normally laid next to my bed. I saw Miss Non-existent grin. Her eyes were wide, and happy. That couldn't be good... I bit my lip. Something wet stained my teeth. I wiped my finger across my bottom lip. Red. Bright, liquidy red. I didn't think I bit my lip that hard, did I? My eyes widened in fear. I jolted up and pushed Mendoo aside. She started to roll on the ground laughing. I ran for the bathroom at top speed. It- It couldn't be... no, it just couldn't. I almost broke the door down, slamming into it. I stumbled from the impact. I quickkly regained my balance and turned the doorknob. This was serious- no time to goof around. I flung the door open. The wood had splintered, and a few small chips littered the tiled floor. I closed my eyes tightly. Come on, I can do this. They wouldn't DARE do thank, anyway... right? I opened my right eye. My other one snapped open at the sight. The ceiling-to-floor mirror reflected me. No... that couldn't be me.
'Face the facts... they got you. The enemy won. You were outsmarted by a girl' a voice in the back of my head whispered. I had my scraggly hair full of brets and it's brown locks shimmered with spray on glitter. My ears were adorned with green butterfly clip-on earrings. Bright blue eyeshadow and fake green eyelashes covered my eyes. A ruby-red finish had been glossed over my poor, tainted lips. My cheeks were bright red. Obviously, not from the blush. I was so embarrased, that all I could do was squeek when I noticed the EVIL one leaning against the door frame. Her smug face was staring at me through the mirror. She grinned, teeth shown(they look more like fangs to me now. I bet she was a youkai or something...). Even though she didn't have that plastered smirk curving on her lips anymore, I couldn't say she had lost her superiority. She just seemed like more of a mad scientist now. I gulped as she walked over to me. Her bare feet padded lightly on the green marble. Her hand reached out for my shoulder. When I flinched, she burst out laughing. Her friends were gathered at doorway. They were giggling and whispering among themselves. I sighed. These people were... weird. I shook my head and sighed. The people you meet in life. Makes you wonder.
"O-Ok, let's get you cleaned up," Mendoo was still recovering from her little giggle-fit, bgut she managed to get that out. I stared at her. She was going to help me? When I didn't respond, she pushed me down onto the toilet lid. She began to wipe away the make-up(ugh!) that had been put on by the girls. I'm glad I went to that party because I realized something that day.

Girls are the most disgusting, vile creature on Earth. They torture
us men out of AMUSEMENT. What? Did you think I'd get all sappy?

I'm only 10. Why would I love her!

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Sorry this was so short. I've always had trouble making the last chapters long. Then again, my karaoke chapters were even shorter. They just seem longer because they had songs in them. But I souldn't be telling you that, should I? *x*

Shishi: That's one freaky face...

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Shishi: What the hell-? The other authors note had faces too... What is this- the face marathon!?

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The Town Idiot,
Ki

The last word of my fanfiction was -^o^-... that's pretty said, ne?