Super Sam

Random Boy tangled in rope up in a tree. His name is Bob: Help! Someone help me! I'm caught in this rope!

Another random boy comes running around the corner his name is Fred: Never fear I have a Super Sam, with his help we can save you!

Fred pulls out 'Super Sam'. Camera does a close up of Sam and his green Elven cloak flutters dramatically in the wind.

Fred: Come on Super Sam, we must save him from the evil rope!

Fred pushes Sam's button on his back Sam says: Leave Mr. Frodo alone!

Bob's clueless: Uh, who the heck is Frodo?! You know what? I don't care who he is, just get me outta this rope!!

Fred: Come on Sam!

Sam somehow magically appears to have Sting in his hand and says: Get off him or I'll smite you with this!!!!

Fred is suddenly struck clueless, he drops Super Sam on the ground: I never pushed Sam's button to say that, wait, he only says two phrases!

Fred runs around like a headless chicken screaming: AH! The world has come to an end, I failed! Sam speaks more than two phrases, he's a plastic toy how did.....ahhhhhh!

Fred was never to be seen again

Bob still tangled in rope manages to call out: Super Sam! Save me from this rope! Please!

Super Sam: Never fear Super Sam is here!

Sam magically flies up to tree and magically cuts rope with plastic Sting: There now you evil rope, never mess with Samwise Gamgee..

Bob falls from tree with Super Sam in his hands: Thank you Super Sam.

Bob pushes Sam's button on back: I'm not his bodyguard I'm his gardener!

Suddenly really cheesy theme music plays in back round and a sparkle flashes on Sam's teeth.

Commercial Guy With Over Excited voice comes on: Call 1-800-555-5555 to order yours today. Call in the next 30 seconds and receive extra Elven cloak at no charge! Call now! Some restrictions apply: Super Sam does not fly by himself, it defies the laws of Middle-Earth gravity. Does not come with 'Sting' sword. Says only two phrases. Commercial Guy With Over Excited voice starts mumbling to himself: If it only says two phrases why does he say five in the commercial?! *Ahem* order yours now!

Cheesy theme music plays again until commercial is over

A/N: Okay I know it was stupid. But hey I had fun writing it. Coming Soon 'Nine Fingered Frodo' Does magical things with un-magical nine fingers.....

Oh and thanks to my reviewers:

Aut-of-Mandos (To answer your question, I'll try and do Faramir, okay?)

Laure

Artanis-Carina

oh and Nienor Niniel (even thought you didn't review I still have to thank you! )