Super Sam
Random Boy tangled in rope up in a tree. His name is Bob: Help! Someone help me! I'm caught in this rope!
Another random boy comes running around the corner his name is Fred: Never fear I have a Super Sam, with his help we can save you!
Fred pulls out 'Super Sam'. Camera does a close up of Sam and his green Elven cloak flutters dramatically in the wind.
Fred: Come on Super Sam, we must save him from the evil rope!
Fred pushes Sam's button on his back Sam says: Leave Mr. Frodo alone!
Bob's clueless: Uh, who the heck is Frodo?! You know what? I don't care who he is, just get me outta this rope!!
Fred: Come on Sam!
Sam somehow magically appears to have Sting in his hand and says: Get off him or I'll smite you with this!!!!
Fred is suddenly struck clueless, he drops Super Sam on the ground: I never pushed Sam's button to say that, wait, he only says two phrases!
Fred runs around like a headless chicken screaming: AH! The world has come to an end, I failed! Sam speaks more than two phrases, he's a plastic toy how did.....ahhhhhh!
Fred was never to be seen again
Bob still tangled in rope manages to call out: Super Sam! Save me from this rope! Please!
Super Sam: Never fear Super Sam is here!
Sam magically flies up to tree and magically cuts rope with plastic Sting: There now you evil rope, never mess with Samwise Gamgee..
Bob falls from tree with Super Sam in his hands: Thank you Super Sam.
Bob pushes Sam's button on back: I'm not his bodyguard I'm his gardener!
Suddenly really cheesy theme music plays in back round and a sparkle flashes on Sam's teeth.
Commercial Guy With Over Excited voice comes on: Call 1-800-555-5555 to order yours today. Call in the next 30 seconds and receive extra Elven cloak at no charge! Call now! Some restrictions apply: Super Sam does not fly by himself, it defies the laws of Middle-Earth gravity. Does not come with 'Sting' sword. Says only two phrases. Commercial Guy With Over Excited voice starts mumbling to himself: If it only says two phrases why does he say five in the commercial?! *Ahem* order yours now!
Cheesy theme music plays again until commercial is over
A/N: Okay I know it was stupid. But hey I had fun writing it. Coming Soon 'Nine Fingered Frodo' Does magical things with un-magical nine fingers.....
Oh and thanks to my reviewers:
Aut-of-Mandos (To answer your question, I'll try and do Faramir, okay?)
Laure
Artanis-Carina
oh and Nienor Niniel (even thought you didn't review I still have to thank you! )
Random Boy tangled in rope up in a tree. His name is Bob: Help! Someone help me! I'm caught in this rope!
Another random boy comes running around the corner his name is Fred: Never fear I have a Super Sam, with his help we can save you!
Fred pulls out 'Super Sam'. Camera does a close up of Sam and his green Elven cloak flutters dramatically in the wind.
Fred: Come on Super Sam, we must save him from the evil rope!
Fred pushes Sam's button on his back Sam says: Leave Mr. Frodo alone!
Bob's clueless: Uh, who the heck is Frodo?! You know what? I don't care who he is, just get me outta this rope!!
Fred: Come on Sam!
Sam somehow magically appears to have Sting in his hand and says: Get off him or I'll smite you with this!!!!
Fred is suddenly struck clueless, he drops Super Sam on the ground: I never pushed Sam's button to say that, wait, he only says two phrases!
Fred runs around like a headless chicken screaming: AH! The world has come to an end, I failed! Sam speaks more than two phrases, he's a plastic toy how did.....ahhhhhh!
Fred was never to be seen again
Bob still tangled in rope manages to call out: Super Sam! Save me from this rope! Please!
Super Sam: Never fear Super Sam is here!
Sam magically flies up to tree and magically cuts rope with plastic Sting: There now you evil rope, never mess with Samwise Gamgee..
Bob falls from tree with Super Sam in his hands: Thank you Super Sam.
Bob pushes Sam's button on back: I'm not his bodyguard I'm his gardener!
Suddenly really cheesy theme music plays in back round and a sparkle flashes on Sam's teeth.
Commercial Guy With Over Excited voice comes on: Call 1-800-555-5555 to order yours today. Call in the next 30 seconds and receive extra Elven cloak at no charge! Call now! Some restrictions apply: Super Sam does not fly by himself, it defies the laws of Middle-Earth gravity. Does not come with 'Sting' sword. Says only two phrases. Commercial Guy With Over Excited voice starts mumbling to himself: If it only says two phrases why does he say five in the commercial?! *Ahem* order yours now!
Cheesy theme music plays again until commercial is over
A/N: Okay I know it was stupid. But hey I had fun writing it. Coming Soon 'Nine Fingered Frodo' Does magical things with un-magical nine fingers.....
Oh and thanks to my reviewers:
Aut-of-Mandos (To answer your question, I'll try and do Faramir, okay?)
Laure
Artanis-Carina
oh and Nienor Niniel (even thought you didn't review I still have to thank you! )
