A/N: not much to say cause I only had 2 reviews. Me thinks.



I lay on my stomach on top of the car. "Bloody hell its windy!" I said as I tried to lie lower to avoid the wind. "Its not wind." One shouted. "What is it then?" I asked. "Its because we are going 220 mph!" "Frock." A bullet just missed my head. "Oh yeah we were supposed to be stopping these guys weren't we?" "Yup" kat called. "Oh." I pulled out a grenade launcher from my bag. "What about the sniper riffle?" Naz asked. "I wanna use my grenade launcher right now." "How the hell did you hide that?" "Big coat." "Oh." I loaded the grenade launcher and faced it towards the mary-sue cops. "Since when did they start having Mary-Sue cops?" "Uh. An hour ago." "wtf?" I fired the grenade rounds at the cops. "Did I hit anything?" "Yes." "Dude what?" "The cars blocking them from getting to us." "Frock." All that could be heard was police sirens, gunfire and a hell of a lot of swearing. The swearing of course coming from me. "Hey two how about putting some music on? Blast it!" Within a few seconds the beat of partyboy off jackass's music was blaring. "Yeh that's it!" I said taking out a few cars. "Yeah man!" kat shouted as she blew a few cars out. Half an hour later we were off the freeway after blowing a hell of a lot of Mary sues up. "Im hungry." "So?" One replied. "I need food." "Cant you wait?" "No" "Why does it always seem like you are eating?" "Perhaps because most of the time I am?" The koalas started crying. "Penguins." I said to kat. "Likely."

A/N sorry to be evil I know but I needed to get that out of the way!