Baby-sitting Tidus and Yuna jr.

A.N. Me and my friend Carolyn wrote this. Review now or suffer the wrath of God. Believe me, that's a whole lotta wrath.

WARNING: Random insanity.

Disclaimer: We do not own Final Fantasy X, but we DO own our own T-shirts, so there. :p

(Lulu, Rikku, Kimarhi and Auron are standing outside Yuna and Tidus' house.)

Lulu: Go on then Rikku, knock the door.

Rikku: Why me?

Lulu: Because I am Lulu and I said so.

Auron: She's right, you know. (nods wisely)

Rikku: But I am Rikku and I say no! ~

Auron: She's right, you know. (Nods even more wisely)

(Before Lulu can respond, Kimarhi sighs and knocks the door. Muffled yells come from inside and Yuna screams)

Yuna (from behind the door): Tidus jr., calm down, it's only the.... HE BIT ME! TIIIDUUUUSSS!!!

(Yuna answers the door. Her hair is a mess and there are bags under her eyes. When she sees who it is, her expression becomes scarily cheerful.)

Rikku: Er... Hi Yuna?

Yuna: Hiiiiiiiiiiiii! Come on in! (starts speaking really fast) There's-a-contact-number-on-the-table-don't-bother-using-it-me-and-Tidus-will-be......er, busy. We'll see ya later!

(She turns toward the inside of the house)

Yuna: TIDUS WE'RE LEAVING NOW!

(Tidus stumbles down the stairs, clutching a small, angry Yuna jr. At an arm's length like a bomb.)

Tidus: I told you we should have only kept one!

(He catches sight of the others and notices the horrified expressions on their faces.)

Tidus: Uhhhh... I mean one set of keys! I've gone and lost mine darn!

(Their faces return to normal)

Lulu :Oh exactly the same thing happened when Auron and I were married.

(Auron coughs) *Awkward pause*

(Rikku sobs)

Rikku: I'm all alone!

Wakka: You know you've always got me!

(Rikku's sobs turn into full blown hysterical tears)

(Tidus reaches out to pat Rikku on the shoulder sympathetically Rikku quietens down a bit then screams as Tidus nearly crushes her arm)

Tidus: GUAAHH

(Wakka looks confused, at least more than usual. They all look down to see that Tidus jr has taken the opportunity to sink his teeth into his fathers leg)

Lulu: Good grief!

(Tidus picks up his son and throws him back into the house like luggage)

*thump*

(They all look horrified)

Yuna: Come on sugar lets go.

(They walk away then start to sprint down the street)

(The group exchange looks of utmost horror)

Lulu: Oh bless them ,young love!

Wakka and Auron: Remember to use contraception this time!

(Rikku slaps Wakka, Lulu slaps Auron and)

Wakka: What? Just being practical!

Auron: He's right you know.

(Auron slaps Rikku)

Rikku: Hey, that was uncalled for!

(Auron chuckles and slaps Rikku again.)

Rikku: I mean it, you big meanie!

(Rikku tries to use throw Gil, but as she only has one Gil, it bounces harmlessly off Auron's head. Auron laughs and slaps Rikku again. Kimarhi hooks Auron.)

Auron: Sorry.

Lulu: You tool that slap joke too far.

Us: We know. Do not question our writing skills. WE CONTROL YOUR FATE!! :)

Lulu: Shall we..er, go in now?

(The group face the door as though facing their own execution. They know somewhere, in there, is the things they have been left in charge of. Auron draws his sword in an effort to look manly and tough.)

Auron (In a manly and tough voice): This could be dangerous.... (He turns to Lulu) You go first.

Lulu: No, you go first! I don't know why I married you.

Auron: For my amazing intellect and manly stature?

Lulu (Sarcastically): Oh yeah, that's it.

(Auron looks crushed.)

Lulu: Just kidding!

(Before a disturbing, yet slightly romantic scene unfolds, Wakka coughs loudly.)

Wakka: Oh come on, people. Get a room, ya?

(Auron sulks. Kimarhi goes in and the others follow.)

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