If Enterprise had AOL.

By Like A Stone

Disclaimer: AOL does not belong to me. Star Trek does not belong to me.

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Enterprise1 Chat Room Log

**ToBoldyGo has entered the room**

**LemmeFixIt has entered the room**

**ShootitifitMoves has entered the room**

**Stethoscope336 has entered the room**

**BoomerBoy has entered the room**

**FLuEnT sTaR19 has entered the room**

**Subcommander0001 has entered the room**

ToBoldyGo: sry that we have to talk in here - they are still working on my ready rm

Subcommander0001: The first topic on our itinerary is the coming-up away mission.

ToBoldyGo: Mal, we'll need you for security.

ShootiitifitMoves: Aye, aye.

ToBoldyGo: Hoshi, do you think you will be able to communicate with them?

FLuEnT sTaR19: Sí. Ken. Yes. Ja. Oui.

ToBoldyGo: Trip, I need one of your top engineers.

LemmeFixIt: Why don't u just ake me?

LemmeFixIt: *take

ShootitifitMoves: I imagine it's because he doesn't want you to get preggers again.

BoomerBoy: LOL

FLuEnT sTaR19: LOL

LemmeFixIt: STFU

LemmeFixIt: At least I HAVE a sex life. : )

**LemmeFixIt has been warned by ShootitifitMoves. LemmeFixIt's warning level has increased 15% from 0% to 15%**

Stethoscope336: Actually, patient logs show that Lt. Reed is quite sexually active.

**Stethoscope336 has been warned by ShootitifitMoves. Stethoscope336's warning level has increased 15% from 0% to 15%**

ShootitifitMoves: You b*****d. Where's the bloody doctor/patient confidentiality?

**ShootitifitMoves has been warned anonymously. ShootitifitMoves's warning level has increased by 10% from 0% to 10%**

Stethoscope336: We don't have doctor/patient confidentiality on Denobula.

ShootitifitMoves: Well, we're not on Denobula, are we?

Subcommander0001: I will be right back.

FLuEnT sTaR19: --sigh-- Are you guys done yet?

Automated Response From Subcommander 0001: I am currently meditating. I will be back in a few minutes.

ToBoldyGo: Trip, you will stay behind. I need you in charge of the ship.

LemmeFixIt: You probably can't hear me but I am grumbling quiet obscenities in your general direction..

LemmeFixIt: ..sir.

ShootitifitMoves: That's insubordination, Captain, you should throw Commander Fucker in the brig.

ShootitifitMoves: * I mean Tucker. Whoops.

FLuEnT sTaR19: LMAO!!!

**ShootitifitMoves has been warned anonymously. ShootitifitMoves' warning level has increased by 10% from 10% to 20%**

LemmeFixIt: Hey, where's the resident Vulcan?

Subcommander0001: I have returned.

ToBoldyGo: You really didn't miss anything.

Subcommander0001: What does "LMAO" mean?

FLuEnT sTaR19: Um, it, uh, it just means that what someone said was funny.

Subcommander0001: Thank you.

BoomerBoy: Am I coming on this away mission?

ToBoldyGo: Travis, you will fly us down. Hoshi, you will translate. Trip, you will have command. T'pol you will accompany us. Phlox you will stand by on Enterprise. Malcolm, you and Hayes will protect us.

BoomerBoy: OkeyDokey

FLuEnT sTaR19: O.K.

LemmeFixIt: Ugh. Fine.

Subcommander0001: Aye, sir.

ShootitifitMoves: Hell, NO!!!! I can NOT work with that man! He is constantly in my face. and. no. it just will not work.

LemmeFixIt: Haha. Sucker.

**LemmeFixIt has been warned anonymously. LemmeFixIt's warning level has increased 10% from 15% to 25%**

ShootitifitMoves: I would rather shoot my own leg off, than spend 3 days with him.

ToBoldyGo: Well, then you had better power up your phase pistol.

LemmeFixIt: LOLROTFLMAO!!!!

Subcommander0001: To use a human expression: huh?

ShootitifitMoves: This away mission is not gonna be big enough for the both of us..

LemmeFixIt: Laughing Out Loud Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off

ToBoldyGo: Uh, Phlox? On second thought, you'd better come with us. I'm not sure if MACO's actually bleed, but JIC, I'd hate to have one bleed to death on me.

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Cast of Characters (incase you couldn't tell)

FLuEnT sTaR19 Ensign Hoshi Sato

ShootitifitMoves Lieutenant Malcolm Reed

LemmeFixIt Commander Trip Tucker

BoomerBoy Ensign Travis Mayweather

Subcommander0001 Subcommander T'pol

ToBoldyGo Captain Jonathon Archer

Stethoscope336 Phlox

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OK, This was just to give you a taste of If Enterprise had AOL. I will probably continue it soon. Sometimes it will be in a chatroom like this; other times it will just be between 2 characters.

No, I will never manipulate Tucker and T'pol into having cyber sex. I promise.

NB: Next chapter, Chef (my favorite character) might just get a screenname.