Jewpin: Okay..I took a break from sonic..And now it's time for..Um..Final Fantasy.And ofcourse.."No I do not own any of the characters in this story, besides my own. Which contain Takara. She is mine, so hands off."
So yeah..Here I am...Writing this story for your humor..
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~ This story takes place in a Sandy valley..Cloud and Barret are arguing on races, as Tifa, Yuffie, and Vincent play poker, as Red just watches. A Extremely blinding light, falls down between the two Racist men, arguing over eachother's colors. And there is..TAKARA!"
Barret: I'M CUTER THEN YOU!
Cloud: Are not.
Tifa,Yuffie: He is too.
Red: No HE's NOT! I mean....Um...Woof.
Barret: WELL I GET MORE GIRLS THEN YOU!
Cloud: Why,Because your black?
Tifa: No..Because he's a pimp.
Barret: YEAH! And My Dick Is bIgger then yours!
Cloud: No..it was cold that night. And Quit trynna' be all cool cause your a dumb Former-Slave.
All ( 'Cept takara.): OOOOOHHHH!!!!!
Barret; CLOUD! I Demand You call me Nigger!
Cloud: Fine! ~ Sorry folks, only black people could say nigger...~
Tifa: YOU GUYS! STOP FIGHTING! YOU KNOW WHAT IT DOES TO ME!
Takara: Ugh...stupid slut.
Tifa: O.O WHATTTTT???
Yuffie: Um...She called you a Stupid Sl-
Tifa; I KNOW WHAT SHE FUCKIN' CALLED ME!
( All boys. ) :HOLY SHIT! CHICK FIGHT!
Vincent: 50 BUCKS ON TIFA!
Cloud:o.o I'll take that bet.- Hands popcorn to Barret.-
Yuffie: Eww..how could you guys bet on this fight?
Barret: Sit down Ho!
Yuffie: Yes Mastuh'.
Tifa: -Mumblin' under her voice.-
Takara: Oh No! I'm SO AFRAID! I'mma Get my ass beaten' by a SuperSlut.
Tifa: O.O WHHAAAAA?!?!?!!?!?!!
Jewpin: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! Weighing in the Gold corner, at 137 lbs. With knockers the size of my head..TIFA LOCKHART!!!!
Crowd: WOOOO!!!!!
Jewpin:And Weighing in the Pink Corner, at 98 Lbs, And a mouth big enough to shove 6 Pool balls into...TAKARA-SANN!!!!
Crowd:BOOO!!!!
Jewpin: - Walks to cloud.- Why do asians like a lot of rice?
Cloud: WHY YOU GOTTA ASK ME!? BECAUSE I'M ASIAN! GET OUT OF HERE YOU RACIST PUNK!
Jewpin:- Walks away.-
Cloud:...Dumb Jew.
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Jewpin: Geuss what folks..My new specialty is Making storys so tiny...You have to wait! So yeah..you'll see me now and then in this story..and Takara is gon' be in here all the time..So..Bye..
So yeah..Here I am...Writing this story for your humor..
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~ This story takes place in a Sandy valley..Cloud and Barret are arguing on races, as Tifa, Yuffie, and Vincent play poker, as Red just watches. A Extremely blinding light, falls down between the two Racist men, arguing over eachother's colors. And there is..TAKARA!"
Barret: I'M CUTER THEN YOU!
Cloud: Are not.
Tifa,Yuffie: He is too.
Red: No HE's NOT! I mean....Um...Woof.
Barret: WELL I GET MORE GIRLS THEN YOU!
Cloud: Why,Because your black?
Tifa: No..Because he's a pimp.
Barret: YEAH! And My Dick Is bIgger then yours!
Cloud: No..it was cold that night. And Quit trynna' be all cool cause your a dumb Former-Slave.
All ( 'Cept takara.): OOOOOHHHH!!!!!
Barret; CLOUD! I Demand You call me Nigger!
Cloud: Fine! ~ Sorry folks, only black people could say nigger...~
Tifa: YOU GUYS! STOP FIGHTING! YOU KNOW WHAT IT DOES TO ME!
Takara: Ugh...stupid slut.
Tifa: O.O WHATTTTT???
Yuffie: Um...She called you a Stupid Sl-
Tifa; I KNOW WHAT SHE FUCKIN' CALLED ME!
( All boys. ) :HOLY SHIT! CHICK FIGHT!
Vincent: 50 BUCKS ON TIFA!
Cloud:o.o I'll take that bet.- Hands popcorn to Barret.-
Yuffie: Eww..how could you guys bet on this fight?
Barret: Sit down Ho!
Yuffie: Yes Mastuh'.
Tifa: -Mumblin' under her voice.-
Takara: Oh No! I'm SO AFRAID! I'mma Get my ass beaten' by a SuperSlut.
Tifa: O.O WHHAAAAA?!?!?!!?!?!!
Jewpin: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! Weighing in the Gold corner, at 137 lbs. With knockers the size of my head..TIFA LOCKHART!!!!
Crowd: WOOOO!!!!!
Jewpin:And Weighing in the Pink Corner, at 98 Lbs, And a mouth big enough to shove 6 Pool balls into...TAKARA-SANN!!!!
Crowd:BOOO!!!!
Jewpin: - Walks to cloud.- Why do asians like a lot of rice?
Cloud: WHY YOU GOTTA ASK ME!? BECAUSE I'M ASIAN! GET OUT OF HERE YOU RACIST PUNK!
Jewpin:- Walks away.-
Cloud:...Dumb Jew.
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Jewpin: Geuss what folks..My new specialty is Making storys so tiny...You have to wait! So yeah..you'll see me now and then in this story..and Takara is gon' be in here all the time..So..Bye..
