Hi again, everybody!!! Lol, thanks for the reviews! I really appreciate them. J Though I was quite scared to look at them at first. Because there might've been flames. I've got flame-o-phobia. And mary-sue-phobia. And legomance-phobia…. And…
ANYWAY… Due to "popular" demand, I am going to do "You can Stride! You can Stride! You can Stride!" :p I love that Peter Pan song! It's funny, that's why… heh…. Anyway…
Disclaimer: I do not own LOTR. Nor do I own Peter Pan, or any songs from it…
~Chapter 2~
Everything begins with the fellowship leaving Rivendell. Gandalf leads them on, as Aragorn acts as the rearguard. He scans his surroundings, checking for enemies or spies from Isengard or Mordor. Suddenly, he realizes that the hobbits, who were previously in front of him, are nowhere to be seen.
Aragorn: Frodo! Merry! Pippin! Sam! Where are you?!
The hobbits being searched for merge from a corner, looking tired and weary.
Sam: (pant) Forgive us, Strider! We hobbit-folk aren't used to traveling like this!
Aragorn: I know that. But you do know that we have to travel quickly to get to Mordor.
Merry: (looks up) But Aragorn, how will we get to Mordor at this rate?
Aragorn: (thinks for a moment, then gets an idea) Um…. Just a minute
The hobbits watch as he goes over to talk to Legolas. After a while, they see the elf frown, but allow Aragorn to give something to him.
Aragorn: (whisper) Just follow my lead… (walks back to Hobbits) What was your question again, Merry?
Merry: How do we get to Mordor {at this rate}?
Aragorn: Stride, of course!
Hobbits: Stride?!
Aragorn: It's easy! Um… Think of a wonderful thought!
Hobbits: Any happy little thought?
Aragorn: Uh-huh!
Pippin: Like food in the Shire? Pipeweed? Smoke?
Aragorn: Yup! Watch me now! Here I go!
Aragorn begins to…. Well…. Stride. The hobbits watch with amazement
Aragorn: (while striding) It's easier if you can stride!
Sam: He can stride!
Pippin: He can stride!
Frodo: He STRODE!
Aragorn: (stops striding) Now, you try!
Sam: I'll think of a garden that blooms! (sigh) And also being inside an elven room!
Frodo: I'll think I'm in one of Bilbo's caves!
Pippin: Anything but a scary, old grave!
Aragorn: Now, everybody try! (they all make a human chain)
Frodo, Merry, Pippin, Sam and Aragorn: One, two, THREE…. (they start striding)
We can stride, We can stride, we can striii- (The hobbits trip and fall. Aragorn looks at them, while Legolas, some feet away from them, laughs hysterically and falls down in the process)
Aragorn: (scratching his head) This won't do! What's the matter with you? All it takes is faith and trust…. Oh! And something I forgot…. Dust!
Frodo, Merry, and Sam: Dust?!
Pippin: Dust….?
Aragorn: (grabs an ANNOYED! Legolas and digs into his pockets, then pulls out, well…. Dust) Y……up! Just a little bit of…. Of….. "Elf dust"!
Legolas: Elf dust?! What the-
Aragorn: Shhhh!!!
Sam: Why does Legolas carry dust in his pockets?
Aragorn: Umm…. All elves do!
Frodo: But rangers stride, too! Why don't you carry any? How do you stride if you don't have any?
Aragorn: ANYWAY! (starts sprinkling the dust on the hobbits) Now…. Think of the happiest things….
It's the same as having wings!
Frodo: Let's all try, just once more! (starts walking a bit fast)
Sam: LOOK! We're striding on the floor! (Indeed, all the hobbits are successfully striding)
Boromir: (approaches) What floor, this is no-- (Aragorn gives him "the look"). Ermm…. Yes. I'm going now(leaves)
Pippin: Goll-y!
Merry: Oh, my! We can stride!
Aragorn: You can stride!
Hobbits: (striding in circles, looking a bit stupid but they don't care) We can striiiiiide! (the rest of the Fellowship roll their eyes)
Aragorn: (takes the lead) C'mon, everybody! Here we goooooo…… Off to Mordor!
Lothlorien Elves[led by Galadriel]: (in the background) woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, WOOOOOOOO! (The Fellowship is striding, though some are reluctant)
Rivendell Elves[led by Glorfindel]: Think of a wonderful thoouuught!
Any merry little thouuught!
Think of the Shire, or of your home, (Lothlorien Elves: Woooooooo-)
Think of food, and off you go! (Lothlorien Elves: -ooooooh!)
Like crebain in the skyyyyyyyyy!
(as the fellowship continues striding to Mordor) You can stride! You can stride! You can striiiiiiiide!
Lothlorien Elves: Think of the happiest thiiiiiings!
It's the same as having wiiiiings!
Rivendell Elves: Take the path that big orks make…..
If Sauron is still awake,
You'll see him wink his eyeeeeeeeee!
Both: YOU CAN STRIDE! YOU CAN STRIDE! YOU CAN STRIIIIIIIIDE!
Rivendell Elves: OooooooFF you go, with a heigh and ho, to the place beyond our view!
Lothlorien Elves: There's a Mt. Doom waiting for youuuuuu!
Where all your happy dreams come true…..!
Both: Drop the ring, everything will be through…..!
Pippin: (as the Fellowship strides, he sees Gimli lagging behind everybody else) C'mon, Gimli!!! (gets an idea, then goes to Legolas, digs his hands into the annoyed elf's pockets for more dust, and throws some at Gimli. The dwarf collapses in a fit of hacking coughs, and the Fellowship rushes to help him)
Rivendell Elves: When there's a smile in your heaaaaart,
There's no better time to staaaaaart! (The Fellowship resumes their striding. Aragorn gives a little whistle)
Think of all the joy you'll find,
Lothlorien Elves: When at Mordor, leave the ring behind!
Both: And bid your load goodbyeeeeeeee!!!!!!! (The Fellowship are striding in Moria…)
YOU CAN STRIDE! YOU CAN STRIDE! YOU CAN STRIDE! YOU CAN STRIDE!
YOU CAN STRIIIIIIIIIIIDE……!
Galadriel: (As the fellowship leaves Lothlorien) Keep going, fellowship of the ring! Down the Great River, and straight on to Mordor!
Rivendell Elves: When there's a smile in your heaaaaaaart!
There's no better time to staaaaaaaaaart!
Lothlorien Elves: Think of all the joy you'll find,
When at Mordor, leave the ring behind!
Both: And bid your load goodbyeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
You can stride,(the Fellowship separated at Amon Hen) you can stride, (Merry and Pippin captured by orks) you can stride,(Sam and Frodo go on towards Mordor) you can stride, (Sam and Frodo meet Gollum) you can stride, (Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli chasing the orks) you can stride, (The three hunters get surrounded by the Rohirrim) you can stride, (Gandalf returns) you can stride, (Merry and Pippin saved by Treebeard) you can stride,
YOU CAN STRIIIIIIIIIIDE…..!
Legolas: (in Helm's Deep, before the battle) Aragorn…
Aragorn: Yes?
Legolas: Did the Halflings ever find out that it was all a prank?
Aragorn: …..No….. (Both start laughing. After a while, Legolas stops suddenly)
Legolas: I still have that disgusting dust in my pockets, by the way. (Aragorn stops too and grins sheepishly)
Aragorn: Then, use it my dear elf! Stride over to a room and change your tunic! (He starts laughing again)
Legolas: I didn't find that comment amusing, Estel!!!!
~End~
Phew! That was long. Well, hope y'all liked it. And sorry if the last bit was pretty lame… And sorry if any of you got offended by me making Legolas Tinkerbell….. I love him, really! And it wasn't as if he was wearing a dress or anything… (Just being good ol' annoyed Legolas) Anyhow, He's my favorite character!
Anyway, I don't know what song to do next, so please choose one from the first chapter and tell me if you want that one next by reviewing.
If you don't really care what song I do next chapter, review anyways. ^-^
And no flames, please! (bow)
