(A/N: Since this Fanfic is one of my more followed ones since The Elementals I decided to post a short chapter to please the readers. To AgiVega… Thanks for putting this in your Favorite Stories list. *Talks in a shameless advertiser's voice* Everyone check out my Original Fiction at Fiction Press and please read my other series of HP Fan Fiction and review. *Normal voice* And now the awaited {I hope} Chapter 4.)
Chapter 4
They walked into Phoenix Memorial and headed to Rosalyn's desk. They asked her if Harry was awake and she went to check.
"Think he'll be ok?" Ron asked suddenly.
"Of course he will you prat." Hermione punched him in the shoulder.
"Hey… I hit someone's new cauldron there… It quite hurt especially since I was going as fast as I possibly could." Ron said rubbing his shoulder.
"Sorry." Hermione said calmly but gave him a frustrated stare for the running thing.
"He's Harry, Ron. He's always come out on top." Ginny said. "Even though he deals with so much…"
They had turned their backs to the desk while they waited and a figure snuck up on them. You could tell the person was trying not to laugh. "I sure have!" Every jumped and then turned to see Harry.
"How are you out?" Ginny said while hugging Harry.
"Well I have that mask still, it's currently invisible thanks to that doctor... (Everyone looked a bit unconvinced after what he'd done with the throat tube.) Don't trust your own best friend? Well, I'll let you try to touch my mouth when I'm done talking… just incase I'm wrong. And, anyway, I need to get medicine from the Hospital you're at Hermione. I have had it for today's dose." Harry said. Ginny touched at Harry's mouth and a ripple of the color blue proved the existence of his mask.
"Good… Except..." Ginny blushed suddenly and Harry laughed.
"Never you worry little Miss Weasley. We shall solve that problem somewhere your shell-shocked brother is not at." Harry said and Ron snapped his mouth shut and settled for glaring at Harry. Harry gave Ron his innocent look and Ron let out a laugh and smiled before grabbing his friend into a hug.
"You still haven't explained how you get to leave." Ron said going back to his original spot as Hermione came in to poke the mask once.
"Nice piece of equipment." Hermione said.
"Better than the tube!" Harry agreed.
"Now, Mr. Potter, how are you free?" Ginny persisted.
"Well… I found out the real reason I got so tired that fast was because that sneak of a doctor put sleeping potion in my IV when he was 'checking' me. Apparently the procedure to clear the lung up a bit was quite successful, though far from a cure to the problem, and so I get to leave." Harry smiled and started towards the doors. "I have been here long enough for now… time to get back to the flat." Everyone was laughing and quite happy as they left.
Harry Potter:
The Boy Who Lived Unhappily Ever After?
By: Parvati Patil
This reporter has learned, from sources that shall remain anonymous, that the 'famous' Harry Potter (also known as The Boy Who Lived and 'defeater' of Voldemort) collapsed two days ago, on Saturday, after proposing to his long time girlfriend, Ginny Weasley. He was rushed to St. Mungo's by Ms. Weasley and two other good friends, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger (who are set to marry in a couple of months).
There, he was deemed in too serious of a condition for Mungo's and transferred to the smaller, yet higher quality, facility of Phoenix Memorial. The head of Phoenix Memorial refused to make a statement saying that it 'was the business of Mr. Potter' and that he 'would not betray a patient's confidence especially when said patient is as famous as Mr. Potter and hates being so famous'.
This reporter dug a little deeper and has discovered a very shocking thing about the Boy Who Lived, but I will start with some back story.
A massively thick, white bolt of lightning hit Voldemort… Voldemort fell to ground dead as he swung his wand at Harry Potter. Harry Potter stared at the body and visibly relaxed. He first just half-smiled and then he started jumping up and down and laughing. He landed on the third one, was apparently hit by something, shuddered for a few seconds, and then collapsed into a coma for a month. He woke up and claims he defeated Voldemort but it was the lightning and no one can make lightning like that.
Well, this reporter discovered that the 'famous' Harry Potter has lung cancer. There are not many options for the Boy Who Lived. Frankly, I think he deserves this for trying to get more fame from the defeat of Voldemort when it was just a natural phenomenon that killed him. All his lies have turned him into the Boy Who Lived Unhappily Ever After.
The article rambled on for the rest of the page about Harry's 'lies' but Harry had thrown the article on the ground and suddenly it was in the fireplace and on fire.
"That… bitch! How can she write something like that? I saved her from fucking Malfoy!" Harry started screaming. "Sure I ignored her at the Yule Ball but I hate dancing! That… I'll write some choice words in a Howler… That'll do!"
"Harry calm down. You have to breathe!" Ginny said.
Harry breathed in and out for a few minutes calmly and then started to write the Howler out.
Th next day, no doubt due to all the Howlers that exploded through the building, the editor of the Daily Prophet printed a profuse apology to Harry and his friends and to add to that the headline under the apology was about Parvati being investigated due to files missing from Phoenix Memorial. Harry smiled to himself as he read it. He absentmindedly rubbed the spot on his chest where the curse had hit 2 years ago. Everyone else had gone to Phoenix Memorial to see what was happening with the investigation. Harry pulled his socks up a bit they were a mismatched gold and red with get well soon on both of them… his latest gift from Dobby. Harry decided to go and visit the House Elf at his café.
